Hi Guys and thanks for all your input.
As an experienced web-master pointed out to me putting 'mother'
'pearl' banana' and 'bar' all in the same phrase has connotations which
even the most banned pornographic sites would have trouble creating.
Damn i knew we should have called it 'belly accessory made from shell.'

It does however highlight the fact that Google seems far stricter than
the other search engines - maybe as a result of having to deal with so
many more web-pages. I can understand the strict criteria for
competitive keywords such as money, mortgage etc however for less
compettive (or in our case zero competitive) can't google loosen up a
bit?

Phil, i'm sure the 'freespace.net' bit of the URL is a killer with
google - maybe i'm wrong