D&D 4e: How Do You Tie Up A Beholder?

[Poh Tun Kai]

The question is answered at 2pm on Saturday. We'll convene at Comics
Corner.

[Adrian Tung]

I know the answer!

With a string and some helium (or hydrogen).

[Razzman Khaliff]

what? no elaborate arcane ritual of binding him into a soulstone?

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[Kumiko Yamazaki]

I have the ring we took from his dead body last time...

Anyone have an eternity gate?

DWL

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[Poh Tun Kai]

He ain't heavy, he's my beholder.

On Jan 1, 1:02 am, Kumiko Yamazaki <pretty.c...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I have the ring we took from his dead body last time...
>
> Anyone have an eternity gate?
>
> DWL
>

[Poh Tun Kai]

Known Locations in Padar-nur

Supplies:
Silver Gathering Trade Caravan, on the Avenue of Whispers in Searise
Ward
Soldier's Emporium, in Winterstone Ward

Religion:
The Winterstone Temple of the Raven Queen, in Winterstone Ward
Temple of the Wounded God, in Searise Ward

Faction Headquarters:
King Magnus: Searise Palace, in Searise Ward
Red Master Tyshar: House of Vash, in Padar-vash
Prince Gartham: Winterstone Temple, in Winterstone Ward

Inns and Taverns:
Tavern of Two Cities, Winterstone Ward
Eight Hours Inn, Searise Ward
The Garden of Silence, Winterstone Ward

Others:
Razorvine Falls, in the Razorvine Waste

Known NPCs in Padar-nur

King Magnus X, shadar-kai ruler of Padar-nur
Prince Gartham, shadar-kai religious zealot
Prince Tyshar aka "The Red Master," shadar-kai priest of Orcus
Princess Piera, shadar-kai priestess of Ilmater
Coldguard Takkus, captain of King Magnus' personal guard
The Fell, shadar-kai war leader of the Silver Gathering clan, ally to
Magnus
Inga, bladeling mercenary
Cthugha, beholder mercenary, traitor
Abhen Marmish, strange old hag, proprietor of the Soldier's Emporium
Valadren, eladrin ambassador from the Winter Court
Doctor Fogel, human necromancer, Defense Against The Holy Arts teacher
of the Tenebrous Cabal, ambassador from Gloomwrought
Shadreen, tiefling ambassador from the Veiled League
Flaywing, white dragon forsaken shell
Ulvaseel, tiefling smuggler, seller of demonstones
Captain Kalash, eladrin adventurer, agent of Varg The Necromancer
Lucan, half-elf traitor, Firstborn of Varg
Cauldimordax aka "Dax," Skin Sister and betrothed of Varg
Varg the Necromancer, that slut.

[Poh Tun Kai]

Oh, the Sisters of Mercy, they are not departed or gone
They were waiting for me when I thought I just cannot go on
And they brought me their comfort and later they brought me this song
Yes I hope you run into them, you who've been traveling so long

Yeah, you who must leave everything that you cannot control
It begins with your family, but soon it comes 'round to your soul
Well I've been where you're hanging and I think I can see how you're
pinned
Yeah, when you're not feeling holy, your loneliness tells that you've
sinned

They lay down beside me, I made my confession to them
They touched both my eyes, I touched the dew on their hem
If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
They will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem

When I left they were sleeping, I hope you run into them soon
Don't turn on the lights, you can read their address by the moon
And you won't make me jealous if I hear that they sweetened your night
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right

- Leonard Cohen