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[R0LLY57]

Hope it's OK to send in Jokes to this Group ? if not Please let me know so I don't do it again  OK

 

Thank You

 

R0LLY

 

 

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A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of gorilla.  Within a
few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla
available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
cages. Bobby Lee,
like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for $500.00? Bobby
Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under four conditions.

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta give me another week to
come up with the $500.00."

[Eric Cranston]

hahaha

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[ejbruce]

that's  so funny

On 5/22/06, R0LLY57 <r0l...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Razi Shaban]

hahahhaa
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