I've got a Cunning Plan

[Probo]

Here in the UK, many Supermarkets are doing BOGOFs - Buy One Get One
Free.

Also, many Branded products are labelled (say) '30% Extra FREE'.

Well, to me, Free means Free.

Doesn't it?

So here's what we do:

A group of us goes into such a place with shaven heads and suitably
tattooed over face and arms, and ... well, we won't go into that.

What's more, we call ourselves 'Freedom Fighters' - which always
sounds good.

Me? I'll be outside taking photographs while all you lucky guys get to
see the action.

So, what do you think?

Che

I am not a liberator. Liberators do not exist. The people liberate
themselves.