Ah, yes, Baghdad!
That reminds me of my recent visit there to celebrate the 50th
birthday of - oops - I've forgotten who!
However, I do recall the date: May 1, 2008.
I also recall seeing (from what little I could see) what appeared to
be an attractive local woman wearing a pink veil.
I also noticed that she was walking six paces behind a man who was
evidently her husband.
'Excuse me', I said in my best Swahili, 'But why do you walk six paces
behind your man? Surely, since your beautiful country has been
liberated by those caring Americans, you are now their equal?'
She tapped a lump on her veil which I assumed was her nose and
replied, 'Land Mines ...
You see, behind every man there is a smarter woman.'
So, there you go, Inshallah!
Bryo