Blonde Jokes
 Q:   What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
 A:    Gifted!

 Q:   What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
 A:    Pregnant.

 Q:   What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair     brunette?
 A:    Artificial intelligence.

 Q:   Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the   plane?
 A:    She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it        
blown around too much.

 Q:   Why do blondes wear their hair up?
 A:    To catch everything that goes over their heads.

 Q:   Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
 A:    You can park in the handicap zone.

 Q:   How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
 A:    Shine a flashlight in their ear.

 Q:   How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
 A:    Shine a torch in her ears.

 Q:   Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
 A:    It takes too long to retrain them.

 Q:   How can you tell if a blonde's been using the          computer?
 A:    There's white-out on the screen.

 Q:   How can you tell if another blonde's been using the          
computer?
 A:    There's writing on the white-out.  

 Q:   Why don't blondes eat Jello?
 A:    They can't figure out how to get two cups of water          into
those little packages.
 Q: `Why don't blondes eat pickles?
 A:    Because they can't get their head in the jar.

 Q:   What did the blonde say when she looked into a box         of
Cheerios?
 A:    "Oh look! Donut seeds!"  

 Q:   Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
 A:    Toes Go In First.

 Q:   How do you change a blonde's mind?
 A:    Blow in her ear.

 Q:   What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either          side?
 A:    An interpreter.

 Q:   What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
 A:    A mental block.

 Q:   What is it called when a blonde blows in another     blonde's ear?
 A:    Data transfer.

 Q:   Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
 A:    Because it kept falling out.

 Q:   What did the blonde customer say to the buxom     waitress (reading
her nametag) ?
 A:    "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other         one
?"  

 Q:   Why do blondes have square boobs?
 A:    Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

 Q:   Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished         her
jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
 A:    Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

 Q:   What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief      case?
 A:    Branch Manager.

 Q:   How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking         leaves?
 A:    She fell out of the tree.

Pastor Mike Walls
Freedom Baptist Church Smithfield, NC
jmichaelwa...@juno.com
Isaiah 41:10
http://freedombaptistchurchnc.wordpress.com
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