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Dec 11, 2006, 12:25:34 AM12/11/06
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Here's the repository of Laurie's Laurieisms. And how!

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Dec 11, 2006, 12:27:38 AM12/11/06
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Laurie: You can stay here, the couch folds out into a super comfortable
bed.
Me: Oh, I have no intention of sleeping out here... <wink>
Laurie: No, see, it folds out into a bed...

Laurie Stark

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Dec 11, 2006, 12:44:12 AM12/11/06
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this quote is missing the punchline!

"... oh, i get it."

Jessica Krug

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Dec 12, 2006, 12:01:50 AM12/12/06
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And let us not forget, "I miscommunicated my face!"

Naomi Clark

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Dec 16, 2006, 10:22:51 PM12/16/06
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New Laurie-isms from December 16:

You don't have a shocking look of lack of make-up.

In my experience guys are seldom turned off by ditziness and lack of
computers.

Laurie Stark

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Dec 26, 2006, 12:36:34 AM12/26/06
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Laurie's Mom: Just throw away any gift bags that are torn or wrinkled,
I don't want to give those to people.
Laurie: Couldn't we just reserve those for internal use?
<pause>
Laurie: ... I can't believe I just said that.

Laurie's Mom: What does "riding dirty" mean?
Laurie: It means that you're driving a vehicle while in possession of
some sort of illegal contraband.
<pause>
Laurie: ... I can't believe I just said that.

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