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Sep 3, 2004, 12:26:13 PM9/3/04
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I got Beyonce Knowles. A colleage was less lucky; he got Roseanne Barr.

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Steve

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> i got bloody george clooney.....am i doing it right?
>


himself

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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Phphphphhhhhhhhhh *splutter* Well, something's clearly wrong!


Steve

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> aaah clicked on the wrong box at the beginning!


himself

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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Tee hee hee! So who did you get this time?

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Betty

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I got that Inglesias fella (whatever his name is) don't like him!!!

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carolyn

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Betty wrote,

> I got that Inglesias fella (whatever his name is) don't like him!!!

I got him too, Not fussed on him either.

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Steve

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:cha7d9$vnm$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > "himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
> > news:cha70e$fp3$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > >
> > > "Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:cha6kb$fdd$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > "himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:cha5v7$ppq$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > http://www.magnum7sins.com/theSun/ddate.html
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I got Beyonce Knowles. A colleage was less lucky; he got Roseanne
> > Barr.
> > > > >
> > > > > **********************************************
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> > > > >
> > > > > i got bloody george clooney.....am i doing it right?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Phphphphhhhhhhhhh *splutter* Well, something's clearly wrong!
> > >
> > > aaah clicked on the wrong box at the beginning!
> >
> >
> Tee hee hee! So who did you get this time?
>
> --rachel stevens...thats more like it
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himself

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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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My brother got her, too. Who is Rachel Stevens?


Steve

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Sep 3, 2004, 3:19:17 PM9/3/04
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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> used to be in s club 7?


himself

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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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OK. So who are they?


Steve

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Sep 3, 2004, 4:11:33 PM9/3/04
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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> one of the many bands put together to fleece kids out of their pocket
money.


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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Ah. So that should have been "bands" in speech commas? ;-)

(wish my bleedin' brother had explained who Rachel Stevens was. It would
have saved me being embarrassed now, although I didn't like to ask
him......................)


Steve

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Sep 3, 2004, 4:22:27 PM9/3/04
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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> dont worry im even more embarrassed cos i know who she is!


himself

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Sep 3, 2004, 4:24:12 PM9/3/04
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Oh dear. That good, were they? Obviously pretty bloody
memorable..............

It's strange, isn't it, that it's more embarrassing remembering something
like that, than it is remembering REALLY naff, like the "Birdy Song."


Inspector Frost

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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Anne Widdicombe


Fanks mate


Cold Ethyl

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.magnum7sins.com/theSun/ddate.html
>
>
>
> I got Beyonce Knowles. A colleage was less lucky; he got Roseanne Barr.

George Clooney...and who am I to argue? :-)


Steve

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> true....theres different degrees of naffness definatly.whats around at the
moment that in 10 years time people will cringe everytime its mentioned ???


Steve

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"Inspector Frost" <insp...@frostymail.com> wrote in message
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> cant remember if i was extremly pissed but last time i saw anne widdicombe
she looked half decent.


himself

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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message

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Dunno, Steve - whatever's around at the moment is so naff that I've
forgotten it already!


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>
PhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....................

Really?
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himself

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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Yeah, Steve got him, too. (Sorry Steve. Don't suppose you'll appreciate
that being brought up again)
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Steve

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
> news:%v4_c.954$Q62.14...@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> > "himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
> > news:cha5v7$ppq$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > http://www.magnum7sins.com/theSun/ddate.html
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I got Beyonce Knowles. A colleage was less lucky; he got Roseanne
Barr.
> >
> > George Clooney...and who am I to argue? :-)
> >
> >
> Yeah, Steve got him, too. (Sorry Steve. Don't suppose you'll appreciate
> that being brought up again)

> --yeah cheers i was hoping to keep that quiet
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Cold Ethyl

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
> news:%v4_c.954$Q62.14...@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> > "himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
> > news:cha5v7$ppq$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > http://www.magnum7sins.com/theSun/ddate.html
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I got Beyonce Knowles. A colleage was less lucky; he got Roseanne
Barr.
> >
> > George Clooney...and who am I to argue? :-)
> >
> >
> Yeah, Steve got him, too. (Sorry Steve. Don't suppose you'll appreciate
> that being brought up again)

I can see how he might not appeal to everyone....


himself

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Sep 3, 2004, 4:52:17 PM9/3/04
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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message

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OK I won't tell a soul. After three days, everyone'll have forgotten that
you did just that anyway and the entire newsgroup was laughing at your good
fortune................. :-)

Still, you got it right in the end.

If it makes you feel any better...........When I got Beyonce Knowles, I had
to ask who she is/was, and pressed "reply to all" instead of just "reply."
Oops. A bit like walking down the street with your flies undone.

>


himself

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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Yeah. Rosemary Clooney, I could have understood...........


Cold Ethyl

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> Oops. A bit like walking down the street with your flies undone.

In such a situation, is it better to surreptitiously do them up, and risk
having people give you a funny look as you stroll past, or just pull your
jumper down and hope it's long enough?


Cold Ethyl

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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It's easy to press the wrong button....remember Challenger? Sorry, I'll go
and stand in the corner...


Steve

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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> when you say long enough.....are you talking about the jumper?


himself

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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If it's long enough, then no jumper is going to make any difference. :-)

Besides, I don't wear jumpers with a suit. This is where a mobile phone
comes in handy. You just grab the thing out and spin away, with your back
to the crowd (as one does when an unexpected call "just happens" to come
in) and while you're pretending to take the call, you use your free hand to
raise the drawbridge.

Or in the middle of London, you might just as well grin, and say loudly,
"OOOPS! My flies are undone! Silly me!" And then do them up in full view
of all.

Not an eyelid will be batted.

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himself

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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Hrmmmmmmmm...................... :-s

NASA did have to destroy a satellite once, because someone missed a hyphen
out of the programme code and it could have plummetted straight back to
earth once released.

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Cold Ethyl

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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Depends how confident you are.


Cold Ethyl

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > > Oops. A bit like walking down the street with your flies undone.
> >
> > In such a situation, is it better to surreptitiously do them up, and
risk
> > having people give you a funny look as you stroll past, or just pull
your
> > jumper down and hope it's long enough?
> >
> >
>
> If it's long enough, then no jumper is going to make any difference. :-)
>
> Besides, I don't wear jumpers with a suit. This is where a mobile phone
> comes in handy. You just grab the thing out and spin away, with your back
> to the crowd (as one does when an unexpected call "just happens" to come
> in) and while you're pretending to take the call, you use your free hand
to
> raise the drawbridge.
>
> Or in the middle of London, you might just as well grin, and say loudly,
> "OOOPS! My flies are undone! Silly me!" And then do them up in full
view
> of all.
>
> Not an eyelid will be batted.

I'll try it and let you know.


Steve

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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> not very....remember having this recuring nightmare, running down the high
street of the town i used to live wearing only a vest that was miles too
short. anyone know what that might mean?


Cold Ethyl

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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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I dunno, you wait 15 years or so....
Blimey, makes you think how that can make such a difference.


Cold Ethyl

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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Did you end up at school? In your slippers? Apparently it all hinges on how
embarrassed you felt once you noticed.


Steve

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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> just remember everybody pointing and laughing....not good


himself

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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Try it in the Victoria area and you'll kill two birds with one stone,
without any embarrassment necessarily leaking out on this NG. Just look for
a tall blond bloke standing on the corner opposite the coach station with a
fag jammed in the corner of his mouth. If he chuckles and turns away, it's
worked. If he grimaces, you've attracted too much attention from others and
should really look for somewhere to hide.


Cold Ethyl

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"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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You get used to it though eh? ;-)


Steve

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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> true!


himself

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"Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnawear.now> wrote in message
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Yep. Mind, that was a long time ago - programming language has become much
better at self-diagnosis since then. I hope. Or if it hasn't, then think
of all the stuff floating around in space just waiting for the glitch to do
something naughty and steer a satellite earthwards.

When I did computing at school, we used punch cards which had to be fed
through a thing like a cheque card thingy. Completed programmes (usually on
stacks of cards six inches thick) were sent off to King's College to be run
on the computer there, and returned with a printout of the programme and how
it ran - usually in 10,000ths of a second. One of mine came back reading,
"Pink End Card missing, programme terminated after ten minutes by operator."


Julie

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:05:43 PM9/3/04
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Hey, i got Ben Aflleck!

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>
>
> I got Beyonce Knowles. A colleage was less lucky; he got Roseanne Barr.
>

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Steve

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:06:02 PM9/3/04
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nevermind you can probably get some cream to help clear that up.

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himself

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:09:16 PM9/3/04
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Blimey - how did you manage that? And what are you going to do with him,
now you've got him?

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Julie

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:19:49 PM9/3/04
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Would that be the whipped kind *wink wink* lol

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Julie

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Well i was thinking along the lines of rope, 4 poster bed and him being
naked!!! lol

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himself

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:19:44 PM9/3/04
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Oh boy. Where's me cam?

And do you want to supply the implements, or shall I? I have some - uh,
tools that would probably surprise you. :-)

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Julie

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Yeah , but i bet my tools would scare ya! ;-)

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himself

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:27:54 PM9/3/04
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Mediaevalism's been done. You obviously have no idea what I can do with a
small squirrel paintbrush......................

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Julie

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:35:03 PM9/3/04
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Ok, thats just freaky!!!

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himself

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:34:59 PM9/3/04
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Yeah. But it doesn't half work. In the right hands, and possessed with a
knowledge of where the nerves lie close to the surface, you can make
someone's agony last all night!

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Julie

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If it's pain we're talking about I'm your woman. No one can cos pain like I
can. :-)

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himself

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Ah, but there's pain, and there's pain. You can destroy a person's mind
(and their bladder) without leaving a mark on the surface, given a
sufficiently sensitive approach. And plenty of patience.

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Julie

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:55:04 PM9/3/04
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I'm a woman. I conflict pain everyday. Even i don't know when i'm doing it.
Unless i really mean it of course. Then it can take a long while. It's job
satisifaction i like.

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himself

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Sep 3, 2004, 6:54:10 PM9/3/04
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My way doesn't tire you out. Trust me.

Of course, your way is probably better at keeping you fit. But with mine,
the victim lasts much longer.

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Julie

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Sep 3, 2004, 7:02:49 PM9/3/04
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My way does keep me fit but i have a "victim" for nearly 12 years now. And
i'm still not finished!!

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himself

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Sep 3, 2004, 7:02:22 PM9/3/04
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With my way - you'd have barely started.

(Satanic rumble of belly laughter)

And as soon as the victim looks like getting used to the squirrel brush -
you move onto a slightly larger squirrel brush!

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Julie

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Sep 3, 2004, 7:11:36 PM9/3/04
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I've a question....What the hell is a squirrel brush? (if this gets a stupid
answer your getting a slap) ;-)

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himself

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I'm tempted, but I'm too pissed to settle on the best possible stupid
answer.

It's an artist's paintbrush. Usually small and pointed. I did NOT mean to
use the whole amputated tail of a squirrel.

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Your PISSED?????

*SLAP*

And the poor squirrel too.....You know that brush doesn't sound too bad.


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And how the hell are you going to slap anyone while you're lying on the
floor, connected to a bucket of red wine with a length of syphon hose?

THAT WAS A PERFECTLY SERIOUS ANSWER! Most of the brushes sold as "sable"
are actually squirrel! And if you make the mistake of buying cheap ones
(like I did), then they're only really useful for dusting small electronic
components, and as torture implements.

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> Your PISSED?????
>
> *SLAP*

(Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of red wine, and
stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
face........................)

Julie

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Hey the third bucket will knock me out! Until then i am mobile with me
bucket.

So we're talking canvas painting or actual house painting?

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Only three? *phew* I had to lug this stuff across Europe, you know.

Canvas painting - as me sig signifies. :-)

And the less said about mobiles, the better.

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So do you paint? Or is that a stupid question?

I always wanted to do canvas painting but no one in my house ever had the
money for it and there was no where to got the supplies.


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>
>
> --
>
> "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
> news:chats3$d6h$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Your PISSED?????
> >
> > *SLAP*
>
> (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of red wine,
and
> stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
> face........................) Like thats going to happen!! lol

himself

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You haven't seen me website then? :-( The link below takes you straight
to it. As the blurb inside explains, you won't break out in boils!

It doesn't work out as expensive as you might think - it does take time to
finish something, after all! I've just finished my fastest portrait ever
(10 days from priming the canvas to signing it off). In case you're
wondering - it was a pic of the lady who'd texted me in the bog today.
There's gratitude for you.

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>
> "himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > --
> >
> > "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
> > news:chats3$d6h$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Your PISSED?????
> > >
> > > *SLAP*
> >
> > (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of red wine,
> and
> > stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
> > face........................) Like thats going to happen!! lol

Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you stop slurping
until you've untied the knot.

Julie

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So you reckon your good? I might take you up on it some day!

I tried to get onto that site but it was really slow. I'll try it again
tomorow. :-)


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> "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > "himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > >
> > > "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
> > > news:chats3$d6h$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > Your PISSED?????
> > > >
> > > > *SLAP*
> > >
> > > (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of red
wine,
> > and
> > > stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
> > > face........................) Like thats going to happen!! lol
>
> Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you stop
slurping
> until you've untied the knot.
>
What knot?

himself

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(takes a bow) I have sold stuff. And the lady concerned was happy enough
with the finished article :-)

Hmmmmmmm - I've found that it can load slowly, too. It's been easier since
I got broadband, no more waiting five minutes to check out my own website!

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>
> "himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
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> > >
> > > "himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > >
> > > > "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:chats3$d6h$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > Your PISSED?????
> > > > >
> > > > > *SLAP*
> > > >
> > > > (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of red
> wine,
> > > and
> > > > stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
> > > > face........................) Like thats going to happen!! lol
> >
> > Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you stop
> slurping
> > until you've untied the knot.
> >
> What knot?

The one I tied in the syphon hose - remember? (see a few lines up)

And now I really MUST go to bed! Night, Julie! And remember - for maximum
agony and discomfort, think: "squirrel brush!"

Julie

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Hey thats great! so you paint from pictures or do you need the subject?

Well i will try again tomorrow. I just hope it's not dodgy!! lol


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> > > "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
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> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > >
> > > > > "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:chats3$d6h$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > > Your PISSED?????
> > > > > >
> > > > > > *SLAP*
> > > > >
> > > > > (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of red
> > wine,
> > > > and
> > > > > stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
> > > > > face........................) Like thats going to happen!! lol
> > >
> > > Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you stop
> > slurping
> > > until you've untied the knot.
> > >
> > What knot?
>
> The one I tied in the syphon hose - remember? (see a few lines up)
>
what hose? lol

> And now I really MUST go to bed! Night, Julie! And remember - for
maximum
> agony and discomfort, think: "squirrel brush!"
>

*thinks squirrel brush* lol

Night.

himself

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(takes a bow) Pictures, although that rush job I've just done involved
taking a suitable pic of the subject first. Thanks to the day job, it isn't
practical to expect to be able to paint the subject in the same room. All
the more so in this case, since the subject doesn't even live in the same
country!

Dodgy? Only if you're a nun. The homepage gives any necessary advice on
that matter.

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> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:chats3$d6h$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > > > Your PISSED?????
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > *SLAP*
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of
red
> > > wine,
> > > > > and
> > > > > > stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
> > > > > > face........................) Like thats going to happen!! lol
> > > >
> > > > Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you stop
> > > slurping
> > > > until you've untied the knot.
> > > >
> > > What knot?
> >
> > The one I tied in the syphon hose - remember? (see a few lines up)
> >
> what hose? lol
>

That stuff IS working fast!

Julie

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Right i'm now looking for a picture for you to paint! lol

Well I'm a good catholic girl and things like that is against my
religion....*snigger*


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> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Julie" <cool@jules'house.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:chats3$d6h$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > Your PISSED?????
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > *SLAP*
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of
> red
> > > > wine,
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > > stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
> > > > > > > face........................) Like thats going to happen!!
lol
> > > > >
> > > > > Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you stop
> > > > slurping
> > > > > until you've untied the knot.
> > > > >
> > > > What knot?
> > >
> > > The one I tied in the syphon hose - remember? (see a few lines up)
> > >
> > what hose? lol
> >
>
> That stuff IS working fast!
>
What happened?

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"> > > > > > > > > Your PISSED?????
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > *SLAP*
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket
of
> > red
> > > > > wine,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in
the
> > > > > > > > face........................) Like thats going to happen!!
> lol
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you
stop
> > > > > slurping
> > > > > > until you've untied the knot.
> > > > > >
> > > > > What knot?
> > > >
> > > > The one I tied in the syphon hose - remember? (see a few lines up)
> > > >
> > > what hose? lol
> > >
> >
> > That stuff IS working fast!
> >
> What happened?

You passed out and lost nearly 24 hours.


Julie

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I did? When?


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> Try it in the Victoria area and you'll kill two birds with one stone,
> without any embarrassment necessarily leaking out on this NG. Just look
for
> a tall blond bloke standing on the corner opposite the coach station with
a
> fag jammed in the corner of his mouth. If he chuckles and turns away,
it's
> worked. If he grimaces, you've attracted too much attention from others
and
> should really look for somewhere to hide.

The ground often refuses to open up and swallow me when I want it to though.


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Same here. Never a convenient hole in the ground when you need one.
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> > >
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> > > > >
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> > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > http://www.magnum7sins.com/theSun/ddate.html
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I got Beyonce Knowles. A colleage was less lucky; he got
> > > Roseanne
> > > > > > Barr.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > George Clooney...and who am I to argue? :-)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, Steve got him, too. (Sorry Steve. Don't suppose you'll
> > > > > appreciate
> > > > > > > that being brought up again)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I can see how he might not appeal to everyone....
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > Yeah. Rosemary Clooney, I could have understood...........
> > > >
> > > > It's easy to press the wrong button....remember Challenger? Sorry,
> I'll
> > go
> > > > and stand in the corner...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Hrmmmmmmmm...................... :-s
> > >
> > > NASA did have to destroy a satellite once, because someone missed a
> hyphen
> > > out of the programme code and it could have plummetted straight back
to
> > > earth once released.
> >
> > I dunno, you wait 15 years or so....
> > Blimey, makes you think how that can make such a difference.
> >
> >
>
> Yep. Mind, that was a long time ago - programming language has become
much
> better at self-diagnosis since then. I hope. Or if it hasn't, then think
> of all the stuff floating around in space just waiting for the glitch to
do
> something naughty and steer a satellite earthwards.
>
> When I did computing at school, we used punch cards which had to be fed
> through a thing like a cheque card thingy. Completed programmes (usually
on
> stacks of cards six inches thick) were sent off to King's College to be
run
> on the computer there, and returned with a printout of the programme and
how
> it ran - usually in 10,000ths of a second. One of mine came back reading,
> "Pink End Card missing, programme terminated after ten minutes by
operator."

Imagine running them for ten minutes, then they stop working....hang on,
what's changed?


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Yeah, it makes you weep to think that 1975 technology was more reliable than
XP.
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