I got Beyonce Knowles. A colleage was less lucky; he got Roseanne Barr.
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"himself" <some...@outthere.com> wrote in message
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I got him too, Not fussed on him either.
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him......................)
It's strange, isn't it, that it's more embarrassing remembering something
like that, than it is remembering REALLY naff, like the "Birdy Song."
Fanks mate
George Clooney...and who am I to argue? :-)
"Steve" <st...@stitchener.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Dunno, Steve - whatever's around at the moment is so naff that I've
forgotten it already!
Really?
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I can see how he might not appeal to everyone....
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OK I won't tell a soul. After three days, everyone'll have forgotten that
you did just that anyway and the entire newsgroup was laughing at your good
fortune................. :-)
Still, you got it right in the end.
If it makes you feel any better...........When I got Beyonce Knowles, I had
to ask who she is/was, and pressed "reply to all" instead of just "reply."
Oops. A bit like walking down the street with your flies undone.
>
> Oops. A bit like walking down the street with your flies undone.
In such a situation, is it better to surreptitiously do them up, and risk
having people give you a funny look as you stroll past, or just pull your
jumper down and hope it's long enough?
It's easy to press the wrong button....remember Challenger? Sorry, I'll go
and stand in the corner...
If it's long enough, then no jumper is going to make any difference. :-)
Besides, I don't wear jumpers with a suit. This is where a mobile phone
comes in handy. You just grab the thing out and spin away, with your back
to the crowd (as one does when an unexpected call "just happens" to come
in) and while you're pretending to take the call, you use your free hand to
raise the drawbridge.
Or in the middle of London, you might just as well grin, and say loudly,
"OOOPS! My flies are undone! Silly me!" And then do them up in full view
of all.
Not an eyelid will be batted.
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Depends how confident you are.
I'll try it and let you know.
I dunno, you wait 15 years or so....
Blimey, makes you think how that can make such a difference.
Did you end up at school? In your slippers? Apparently it all hinges on how
embarrassed you felt once you noticed.
You get used to it though eh? ;-)
Yep. Mind, that was a long time ago - programming language has become much
better at self-diagnosis since then. I hope. Or if it hasn't, then think
of all the stuff floating around in space just waiting for the glitch to do
something naughty and steer a satellite earthwards.
When I did computing at school, we used punch cards which had to be fed
through a thing like a cheque card thingy. Completed programmes (usually on
stacks of cards six inches thick) were sent off to King's College to be run
on the computer there, and returned with a printout of the programme and how
it ran - usually in 10,000ths of a second. One of mine came back reading,
"Pink End Card missing, programme terminated after ten minutes by operator."
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And do you want to supply the implements, or shall I? I have some - uh,
tools that would probably surprise you. :-)
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Of course, your way is probably better at keeping you fit. But with mine,
the victim lasts much longer.
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(Satanic rumble of belly laughter)
And as soon as the victim looks like getting used to the squirrel brush -
you move onto a slightly larger squirrel brush!
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It's an artist's paintbrush. Usually small and pointed. I did NOT mean to
use the whole amputated tail of a squirrel.
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*SLAP*
And the poor squirrel too.....You know that brush doesn't sound too bad.
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THAT WAS A PERFECTLY SERIOUS ANSWER! Most of the brushes sold as "sable"
are actually squirrel! And if you make the mistake of buying cheap ones
(like I did), then they're only really useful for dusting small electronic
components, and as torture implements.
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> Your PISSED?????
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> *SLAP*
(Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket of red wine, and
stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in the
face........................)
So we're talking canvas painting or actual house painting?
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Canvas painting - as me sig signifies. :-)
And the less said about mobiles, the better.
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I always wanted to do canvas painting but no one in my house ever had the
money for it and there was no where to got the supplies.
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It doesn't work out as expensive as you might think - it does take time to
finish something, after all! I've just finished my fastest portrait ever
(10 days from priming the canvas to signing it off). In case you're
wondering - it was a pic of the lady who'd texted me in the bog today.
There's gratitude for you.
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Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you stop slurping
until you've untied the knot.
I tried to get onto that site but it was really slow. I'll try it again
tomorow. :-)
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Hmmmmmmm - I've found that it can load slowly, too. It's been easier since
I got broadband, no more waiting five minutes to check out my own website!
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The one I tied in the syphon hose - remember? (see a few lines up)
And now I really MUST go to bed! Night, Julie! And remember - for maximum
agony and discomfort, think: "squirrel brush!"
Well i will try again tomorrow. I just hope it's not dodgy!! lol
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> And now I really MUST go to bed! Night, Julie! And remember - for
maximum
> agony and discomfort, think: "squirrel brush!"
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*thinks squirrel brush* lol
Night.
Dodgy? Only if you're a nun. The homepage gives any necessary advice on
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That stuff IS working fast!
Well I'm a good catholic girl and things like that is against my
religion....*snigger*
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"> > > > > > > > > Your PISSED?????
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > *SLAP*
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > (Ties a knot in the syphon hose connecting Julie to bucket
of
> > red
> > > > > wine,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > stands back watching as she sucks harder, turning blue in
the
> > > > > > > > face........................) Like thats going to happen!!
> lol
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hush, woman. You're already half-unconscious! I suggest you
stop
> > > > > slurping
> > > > > > until you've untied the knot.
> > > > > >
> > > > > What knot?
> > > >
> > > > The one I tied in the syphon hose - remember? (see a few lines up)
> > > >
> > > what hose? lol
> > >
> >
> > That stuff IS working fast!
> >
> What happened?
You passed out and lost nearly 24 hours.
The ground often refuses to open up and swallow me when I want it to though.
Imagine running them for ten minutes, then they stop working....hang on,
what's changed?