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JoeTheBlow

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May 26, 2003, 11:02:27 AM5/26/03
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He's trapped nush and gos on the pedalo yet again, poor bastards, theres no
escape from his endless LOTR retellings.
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Sid

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May 26, 2003, 11:04:57 AM5/26/03
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On Mon, 26 May 2003 15:02:27 GMT, JoeTheBlow
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>
>He's trapped nush and gos on the pedalo yet again, poor bastards, theres no
>escape from his endless LOTR retellings.

It might actually be worth keeping him in, see which of the HMs takes
an axe to him first :-)

Sid

Major ChrisB

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"JoeTheBlow" <iuw4r8...@sdfserf.com> wrote in message
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>
> He's trapped nush and gos on the pedalo yet again, poor bastards, theres
no
> escape from his endless LOTR retellings

in fairness, they did ask him to, he said he'd stop and Gos said to keep
going....

it is incredably boring....only slightly more exciting than the film.....


Briar_X

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May 26, 2003, 12:52:10 PM5/26/03
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Sid <netca...@yahoo.co.uk> flobbed a great one out in this hell hole
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an axe or a blue glowing sword?

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JoeTheBlow

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On 26 May 2003, Briar_X dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all with:

> an axe or a blue glowing sword?

You mean a lightsabre?
Appropriate, as he's now waffling away with Gos about Star Wars novels as
if they are genuine biographies (apparently, chewbacca is dead, and the
millenium falcon is still "going strong").

Has he or Gos ever even touched a lady?

Major ChrisB

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"JoeTheBlow" <iuw4r8...@sdfserf.com> wrote in message
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> On 26 May 2003, Briar_X dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
with:
>
> > an axe or a blue glowing sword?
>
> You mean a lightsabre?

jesus, I havn't read the books or seen anything but fellowship and even I
know he's talking about the sword that glows bad cgi blue when the bad cgi
troll things are about to badly CGI attack the badly CGI'd people....


Temp3st

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May 26, 2003, 1:44:22 PM5/26/03
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"Major ChrisB" <cgbra...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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did you hear him going on about a typical day at work?
Took him 10 mins to say what time he gets out of bed!!

/me thinks he is hilarious!!


VB Monkey

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May 26, 2003, 1:54:06 PM5/26/03
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On Mon, 26 May 2003 17:41:35 +0000, JoeTheBlow wrote:

> Appropriate, as he's now waffling away with Gos about Star Wars novels
> as if they are genuine biographies (apparently, chewbacca is dead, and
> the millenium falcon is still "going strong").
>
> Has he or Gos ever even touched a lady?

Not be overly critical, but:

You are spending your time watching and talking about him talking about
Star Wars...

I wasn't expecting scintillating converstation in the BB house, and a
couple of geeky blokes banging on about LOTR and Star Wars is pretty much
par for the course in normal life. The fact that Jon is usenetter,
internet freak and knows obscure facts about science ficton and fantasy
characters is rather endearing, I'm actually starting to warm to him.

CJD

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May 26, 2003, 1:54:56 PM5/26/03
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I wouldn't blame him. Gos keeps asking him about LOTR and Star Wars. He was
asking him what his typical work day was like earlier. the guys a glutton
for punishment [and licking the cream off the spoon in the kitchen by the
size of his waistline ;)]

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CJD

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May 26, 2003, 1:56:05 PM5/26/03
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He is one of us (said in a robotic voice) haha

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CJD

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May 26, 2003, 1:56:56 PM5/26/03
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Just watch out for when he breaks out his 36 sided dice and asks if anyone
fancies a game of dungeons and dragons! :)

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Major ChrisB

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and I bet he doesn't top post!

CJD

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anally retentive by any chance?

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Sid

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May 26, 2003, 2:03:05 PM5/26/03
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On Mon, 26 May 2003 17:41:35 GMT, JoeTheBlow
<iuw4r8...@sdfserf.com> wrote:

>On 26 May 2003, Briar_X dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all with:
>
>> an axe or a blue glowing sword?
>
>You mean a lightsabre?
>Appropriate, as he's now waffling away with Gos about Star Wars novels as
>if they are genuine biographies (apparently, chewbacca is dead, and the
>millenium falcon is still "going strong").
>
>Has he or Gos ever even touched a lady?

On the plus side, it's kept Sissy quiet :-)

Sid

Major ChrisB

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"CJD" <C...@somewhereintheuk.com> wrote in message
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t'is called manners and ettiquette....


CJD

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May 26, 2003, 2:04:34 PM5/26/03
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Is spelling included in that?

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Major ChrisB

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"Sid" <netca...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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I think E4 are just being cruel now....they're not blocking out the sound at
all....


Major ChrisB

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"CJD" <C...@somewhereintheuk.com> wrote in message
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no....moderate attempts to spell correctly are welcome. Text and Net Speak
type things R Not Wlcum.

JoeTheBlow

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On 26 May 2003, VB Monkey dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
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> You are spending your time watching and talking about him talking about
> Star Wars...

Oh no i'm not, but turning back to E4 every 5 minutes to find him STILL
going on about it is getting tiresome. Is everyone else asleep or
something?

And theres a certain shame in being TOO geeky in public, he's a fool for
revealing his eagerness to talk endlessly about LOTR and star wars novels
in front of a public just looking for an excuse to vote him out.

Moley

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May 26, 2003, 2:14:26 PM5/26/03
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JoeTheBlow wrote in news:Xns9387C3543...@193.38.113.46:


> And theres a certain shame in being TOO geeky in public, he's a fool
> for revealing his eagerness to talk endlessly about LOTR and star wars
> novels in front of a public just looking for an excuse to vote him
> out.

Maybe that's the way Gos is seeing it too, encouraging him to go on and
giving him just enough rope.

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Sid

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May 26, 2003, 2:17:23 PM5/26/03
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Well, I dunno, Gos just started sounding as enthusiastic about Star
Trek :-S

Sid

Pat @-->----

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May 26, 2003, 2:28:52 PM5/26/03
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On Mon, 26 May 2003 15:02:27 GMT, JoeTheBlow
<iuw4r8...@sdfserf.com> spoke from on high and said:

>
>He's trapped nush and gos on the pedalo yet again, poor bastards, theres no
>escape from his endless LOTR retellings.

well someone said something like oh heck and Noosh and Goss
contradicted them and said they liked it and were interested........
actually I got quite interested too coz I read the books before the
film was even thought of............

Pat :o)
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Pat @-->----

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May 26, 2003, 2:32:20 PM5/26/03
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On Mon, 26 May 2003 18:10:56 GMT, JoeTheBlow

<iuw4r8...@sdfserf.com> spoke from on high and said:

>On 26 May 2003, VB Monkey dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
>with:
>
>> You are spending your time watching and talking about him talking about
>> Star Wars...
>
>Oh no i'm not, but turning back to E4 every 5 minutes to find him STILL
>going on about it is getting tiresome. Is everyone else asleep or
>something?
>
>And theres a certain shame in being TOO geeky in public, he's a fool for
>revealing his eagerness to talk endlessly about LOTR and star wars novels
>in front of a public just looking for an excuse to vote him out.

You have some valid points there Joe, but I'm warming to him - mind
you I'm still in love with Alex you know!!!!

Pat :o)
AFC#1

tess

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May 26, 2003, 2:46:31 PM5/26/03
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Chris

We don't do netiqeutte here

HTH
tess


Chris B

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May 26, 2003, 2:50:43 PM5/26/03
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OMG, wtf???? It's the netcops, this is a raid!!! Run for the hills :-D

The real Chris B
Chris.X.x.

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Briar_X

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VB Monkey <myjun...@hotmail.com> flobbed a great one out in this hell
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bit like Jim

CJD

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Watch out, he'll be on your case soon :)

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or should that be netiquettely correct and down here? ;)


Briar_X

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"Major ChrisB" <cgbra...@ntlworld.com> flobbed a great one out in

this hell hole and appeared to say
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hey get off your high horse, this isn't about top or bottom posting, we
don't flame people here for posting in what is generally considered the
wrong place. Just post where you like, what you like, when you like and
ignore the endless whining about where to post

Chris B

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"Briar_X" <bria...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> VB Monkey <myjun...@hotmail.com> flobbed a great one out in this hell
> hole and appeared to say news:pan.2003.05.26....@hotmail.com:
>
> > On Mon, 26 May 2003 17:41:35 +0000, JoeTheBlow wrote:
> >
> >> Appropriate, as he's now waffling away with Gos about Star Wars novels
> >> as if they are genuine biographies (apparently, chewbacca is dead,
> and
> >> the millenium falcon is still "going strong").
> >>
> >> Has he or Gos ever even touched a lady?
> >
> > Not be overly critical, but:
> >
> > You are spending your time watching and talking about him talking about
> > Star Wars...
> >
> > I wasn't expecting scintillating converstation in the BB house, and a
> > couple of geeky blokes banging on about LOTR and Star Wars is pretty
> much
> > par for the course in normal life. The fact that Jon is usenetter,
> > internet freak and knows obscure facts about science ficton and fantasy
> > characters is rather endearing, I'm actually starting to warm to him.
>
> bit like Jim

Shut it!

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Briar_X

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hell hole and appeared to say
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> On 26 May 2003, VB Monkey dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us
> all with:
>
>> You are spending your time watching and talking about him talking
>> about Star Wars...
>
> Oh no i'm not, but turning back to E4 every 5 minutes to find him
> STILL going on about it is getting tiresome. Is everyone else asleep
> or something?
>
> And theres a certain shame in being TOO geeky in public, he's a fool
> for revealing his eagerness to talk endlessly about LOTR and star wars
> novels in front of a public just looking for an excuse to vote him
> out.

however if he talked about Donnie Darko and the weirdness that commences
when watching that film, that would be acceptable. Watched that
yesterday, must watch again to try and get it a bit more. Website is
interesting too

www.donniedarko.com

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"Briar_X" <bria...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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>
> hey get off your high horse, this isn't about top or bottom posting, we
> don't flame people here for posting in what is generally considered the
> wrong place. Just post where you like, what you like, when you like and
> ignore the endless whining about where to post
>
> --
> Briar x

Well said Briar.

Trish


Igblan

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"Major ChrisB" <cgbra...@ntlworld.com> wrote:

>
>"JoeTheBlow" <iuw4r8...@sdfserf.com> wrote in message

>news:Xns9387BE59...@193.38.113.46...
>> On 26 May 2003, Briar_X dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
>with:
>>


>> > an axe or a blue glowing sword?
>>
>> You mean a lightsabre?
>

>jesus, I havn't read the books or seen anything but fellowship and even I
>know he's talking about the sword that glows bad cgi blue when the bad cgi
>troll things are about to badly CGI attack the badly CGI'd people....

Oh, you mean Sting.

Nerds rool. ;)
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On Mon, 26 May 2003 20:05:33 +0100, "CJD" <C...@somewhereintheuk.com>
wrote:


>"tess" <Theresa...@nospamntlworld.com> wrote in message
>news:6itAa.13088$Mu3.2...@newsfep4-glfd.server.ntli.net...

>> We don't do netiqeutte here
>>


>or should that be netiquettely correct and down here? ;)
>

nettyket? wassat? free.uk is fact... free!

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I thought nettyket was something to do with cat litter!! Mind you, I
am old and don't have a cat............

Pat :o)
AFC#1

Pat @-->----

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Yes, I will agree with that - good on yer Briar

Pat :o)
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tess

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"CJD" <C...@somewhereintheuk.com> wrote in message
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You do it wherever you want, after all, you're a mad cow and can't follow
rules. We're all supposed to be sheeplike and do as we're bid

tess


tess

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"Briar_X" <bria...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> >
>
> hey get off your high horse, this isn't about top or bottom posting, we
> don't flame people here for posting in what is generally considered the
> wrong place. Just post where you like, what you like, when you like and
> ignore the endless whining about where to post
>

And no whining about what to post either...

tess


VB Monkey

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On Mon, 26 May 2003 21:59:32 +0100, tess wrote:

> You do it wherever you want, after all, you're a mad cow and can't
> follow rules. We're all supposed to be sheeplike and do as we're bid

No, if you're polite you'll follow the netiquette and not top post, and
clip your replies. Just like you try to be polite and follow the etiquette
(netiquette, see?) in public, in real life... Or do you often fart loudly
in public, or talk over others, or interrupt people to answer their
questions before they are finished speaking.

But then, I suppose, some people are just assholes... and we have to make
allowances for their stupidity and pikey-like wish to make things
difficult for everyone else.

tess

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"VB Monkey" <myjun...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Make no allowances for me, you arsewipe


Chris B

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"VB Monkey" <myjun...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 26 May 2003 21:59:32 +0100, tess wrote:
<snip, like a good little boy>

> But then, I suppose, some people are just assholes... and we have to make
> allowances for their stupidity and pikey-like wish to make things
> difficult for everyone else.

Aren't they just. Now get back to your house on wheels.

Chris.X.x.


Yorkie :-))

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"VB Monkey" <myjun...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Get a life, life is too short to worry about that crap!


Briar_X

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"tess" <Theresa...@nospamntlworld.com> flobbed a great one out in
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I am afraid that is compulsary

JoeTheBlow

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On 26 May 2003, VB Monkey dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
with:

> No, if you're polite you'll follow the netiquette and not top post,

Every damn year..........

Briar_X

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VB Monkey <myjun...@hotmail.com> flobbed a great one out in this hell

hole and appeared to say
news:pan.2003.05.26....@hotmail.com:

> No, if you're polite you'll follow the netiquette and not top post,
> and clip your replies. Just like you try to be polite and follow the
> etiquette (netiquette, see?) in public, in real life... Or do you
> often fart loudly in public, or talk over others, or interrupt people
> to answer their questions before they are finished speaking.
>
> But then, I suppose, some people are just assholes... and we have to
> make allowances for their stupidity and pikey-like wish to make things
> difficult for everyone else.
>

</begin rant>
Hang on the whole point of this newsgroup is that people with an interest
in Big brother come and post. If indeed it was full of people thought
like you and attacked people for where they posted in relation to a
previous post then no-one would post for fear of retaliation. Maybe
people that post here have never posted before and don't understand or
have never heard of netiquette, its people like you that will stop
newbies from posting when they may have something of value to add. I for
one don't give a flying fuck where someone posts, and as an added extra
thing if you maybe stuck around instead of coming only when Big Brother
was on you may know that this group is quite small normally apart from an
influx when Big Brother is on and we don't bother where a response is
posted, all we care about is the context of that post, hoever, judging by
your attitude we wouldn't actually want you here.

So, everyone post where ever the hell you want and what ever the hell you
want I am sure someone will reply in context to you.

</end rant>

yidaho

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Woohoo..

"Briar_X" <bria...@nospam.com> wrote:

> I for
>one don't give a flying fuck where someone posts, and as an added extra

The..

>thing if you maybe stuck around instead of coming only when Big Brother

Longest..

>was on you may know that this group is quite small normally apart from an

Ever..

>influx when Big Brother is on and we don't bother where a response is

FUTB..

>posted, all we care about is the context of that post, hoever, judging by


Sentence!

>your attitude we wouldn't actually want you here.

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JoeTheBlow

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On 26 May 2003, Briar_X dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
with:

> So, everyone post where ever the hell you want and what ever the hell


> you want I am sure someone will reply in context to you.

You hot!
Me so horny!!

Pat @-->----

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On Mon, 26 May 2003 22:26:49 GMT, JoeTheBlow
<iuw4r8...@sdfserf.com> spoke from on high and said:

>On 26 May 2003, VB Monkey dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
>with:
>
>> No, if you're polite you'll follow the netiquette and not top post,
>
>Every damn year..........

<sighs> I know, I know <sighs>

Pat :o)
AFC#1

d

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On Mon, 26 May 2003 22:32:53 GMT, "Briar_X" <bria...@nospam.com>
wrote:

>VB Monkey <myjun...@hotmail.com> flobbed a great one out in this hell
>hole and appeared to say
>news:pan.2003.05.26....@hotmail.com:
>
>> No, if you're polite you'll follow the netiquette and not top post,
>> and clip your replies. Just like you try to be polite and follow the
>> etiquette (netiquette, see?) in public, in real life... Or do you

>I for

>one don't give a flying fuck where someone posts, and as an added extra
>thing if you maybe stuck around instead of coming only when Big Brother
>was on you may know that this group is quite small normally apart from an
>influx when Big Brother is on and we don't bother where a response is

>posted...

Go, Go, wild woman! :)

--
Dave

d

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On Mon, 26 May 2003 23:12:38 GMT, "Pat @-->----"
<pat.i...@bluemydenturesyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>On Mon, 26 May 2003 22:26:49 GMT, JoeTheBlow spoke from on high:


>
>>On 26 May 2003, VB Monkey dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all

>>> No, if you're polite you'll follow the netiquette and not top post,
>>
>>Every damn year..........
><sighs> I know, I know <sighs>
>

anarchy rules, YES!

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you want as long as you're not destroying somebody else's words". If
you know Usenet already, you can think of it as a more chaotic alt.*;
if you don't, know Usenet, the closest analogy is probably to a true
anarchy."
http://www.killfile.org/~tskirvin/faqs/free.html

JoeTheBlow

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On 26 May 2003, JoeTheBlow dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
with:

> He's trapped nush and gos on the pedalo yet again, poor bastards

Now Jon is repeating the details of his precious Star Wars novels yet
again. Camerons face is an absolute picture, he is struggling to keep his
eyes open.

tess

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Yay!!!!!

Three cheers for Nikki xxxx

tess


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VB Monkey

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On Mon, 26 May 2003 22:32:53 +0000, Briar_X wrote:

> Maybe
> people that post here have never posted before and don't understand or
> have never heard of netiquette,

Excuse me, but this thread was all about deliberately flouting the *known*
rules and not behaving like sheep. It was not about newbies making
mistakes -- get it right, and read back to my original post.

> So, everyone post where ever the hell you want and what ever the hell
> you want I am sure someone will reply in context to you.

See stupid pikey post. Post stupid pikey post.

VB Monkey

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On Mon, 26 May 2003 22:28:05 +0100, tess wrote:

> Make no allowances for me, you arsewipe

No, I suppose not. I'm not missing much (except four page posts with "LOL!"
added at the top) by killfiling you and your pals.

d

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On Tue, 27 May 2003 17:54:18 +0100, VB Monkey <myjun...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Excuse me, but this thread was all about deliberately flouting the *known*
>rules and not behaving like sheep.

Rules in free.*? Hmmm...

--
Dave
"free.* is a hierarchy where anything is allowed, and nothing is
forbidden. Period." [from the free.* charter]

Sid

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On Wed, 28 May 2003 21:49:32 +0100, vjc <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

<snip>

>
>Sorry, Nikki, I couldn't resist it.

lol

tess

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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> when VB Monkey <myjun...@hotmail.com> wittily quipped:
> Was that you being polite?
> -
Yes, I was incredibly polite, wasn't I?

tess


Chris B

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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> when "tess" <Theresa...@nospamntlworld.com> wittily quipped:
> Lol, I meant VB Monkey - he/she made a point that netiquette is mere
> politteness to other readers (which I agree with, but then I also
> think politeness is a choice, not an obligation) - but then he/she
> ruined it all by pointing a finger and shrieking 'pikey' in the next
> post down, which Great Auntie Ethel had always said nice children do
> not do.

Only because she was pikey scum herself...
;-)

WB Vee by the way.
Chris.X.x.


Chris B

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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> when "Chris B" <chrisS...@waylonjennings.freeserve.co.uk> wittily
> quipped:

>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Make no allowances for me, you arsewipe
> >> >> >
> >> >> >No, I suppose not. I'm not missing much (except four page posts
with
> >> >"LOL!"
> >> >> >added at the top) by killfiling you and your pals.
> >> >>
> >> >> Was that you being polite?
> >> >> -
> >> >Yes, I was incredibly polite, wasn't I?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Lol, I meant VB Monkey - he/she made a point that netiquette is mere
> >> politteness to other readers (which I agree with, but then I also
> >> think politeness is a choice, not an obligation) - but then he/she
> >> ruined it all by pointing a finger and shrieking 'pikey' in the next
> >> post down, which Great Auntie Ethel had always said nice children do
> >> not do.
> >
> >Only because she was pikey scum herself...
> >;-)
> >
> I'll have you know she had doilies on her chair backs and ran a hotel
> in Cleveleys....

But how often did she 'scrub her step', eh?

> >WB Vee by the way.
>

> Cheers.

Glad to hear you had a good time. Are you planning to O.D. on BB this
summer?

Chris.X.x.


TSR

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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> when "Chris B" <chrisS...@waylonjennings.freeserve.co.uk> wittily
> quipped:
> >
> >Glad to hear you had a good time. Are you planning to O.D. on BB this
> >summer?
>
> Dunno. I like em all. Except Steph, really. Federico's good
> viewing, cos he annoys me so much by now. Cameron's voice just
> fucking grates on my nerves sooo much.
> Anouska's conversations are quite funny, she's super-enthusiastic
> about everything, isn't she?

What a fantastic trait that is to have.
I wonder if she'll still have it in another 10 years?


Pat @-->----

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On Thu, 29 May 2003 02:45:44 +0100, vjc <m...@privacy.net> spoke from on
high and said:

>So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother

>when "Chris B" <chrisS...@waylonjennings.freeserve.co.uk> wittily
>quipped:
>
>>> >> >

>>> >> >> Make no allowances for me, you arsewipe
>>> >> >
>>> >> >No, I suppose not. I'm not missing much (except four page posts with
>>> >"LOL!"
>>> >> >added at the top) by killfiling you and your pals.
>>> >>
>>> >> Was that you being polite?
>>> >> -
>>> >Yes, I was incredibly polite, wasn't I?
>>> >
>>>
>>> Lol, I meant VB Monkey - he/she made a point that netiquette is mere
>>> politteness to other readers (which I agree with, but then I also
>>> think politeness is a choice, not an obligation) - but then he/she
>>> ruined it all by pointing a finger and shrieking 'pikey' in the next
>>> post down, which Great Auntie Ethel had always said nice children do
>>> not do.
>>
>>Only because she was pikey scum herself...
>>;-)
>>

>I'll have you know she had doilies on her chair backs and ran a hotel
>in Cleveleys....

Ahh then we're not related...........

CFC#1
Mind you Jon is well endowed it seems <perk>

Pat @-->----

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On Thu, 29 May 2003 00:26:04 +0100, vjc <m...@privacy.net> spoke from on
high and said:

>So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother

>when "tess" <Theresa...@nospamntlworld.com> wittily quipped:

>Lol, I meant VB Monkey - he/she made a point that netiquette is mere
>politteness to other readers (which I agree with, but then I also
>think politeness is a choice, not an obligation) - but then he/she
>ruined it all by pointing a finger and shrieking 'pikey' in the next
>post down, which Great Auntie Ethel had always said nice children do
>not do.

>-
bliddy hell Vee, me mum's name was Ethel - are we related?

Sie

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May 29, 2003, 6:24:52 PM5/29/03
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vjc regurgitated eggs and wrote in news:09hadv4klscut1d74cn7894uqmm9p8vj5q@
4ax.com:

> Great Auntie Ethel had always said nice children do
> not do.

I also had a Great Auntie Ethel many years ago. How bizarre.

Sie

--
Only false dreams awaken
Buried in your heart
Your only scream
Your only fear
You were dead from the start

Zoon - The Nefilim


Mushu

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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> when "Pat @-->----" <tras...@wheresmebliddyspamfiltergorn.co.uk>
> wittily quipped:

> >
> >CFC#1
> >Mind you Jon is well endowed it seems <perk>
>
> I like your sig, Pat! Wa-heyyy for the Jon supporters!

Looks like he hasn't got a cat in hell's chance of staying now that Graham
Norton's said his piece.

This is the first time I've actually liked a BB contestant - typical!!!

JoJo


Sie

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Sie regurgitated eggs and wrote in news:Xns938AEE2AD637Aitsfromthelivingroom@
216.168.3.44:

> How bizarre that you chose that fictional name for your Great Aunt.

Fixed me own post.

tess

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"Mushu" <joanne...@lineoneNOSPAMplease.net> wrote in message
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I know, I feel myself warming towards him, the quirky little maddo that he
is

tess


Sie

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May 29, 2003, 6:59:36 PM5/29/03
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Mushu regurgitated eggs and wrote in news:bb621q$kj9$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk:

> Looks like he hasn't got a cat in hell's chance of staying now that Graham
> Norton's said his piece.

Norton's a twat. Bah!

Darren

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May 29, 2003, 7:06:56 PM5/29/03
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On Thu, 29 May 2003 22:59:36 -0000, Sie
<nos...@livingroom.nnoislpdarmam.co.uk> wrote:

>Mushu regurgitated eggs and wrote in news:bb621q$kj9$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk:
>
>> Looks like he hasn't got a cat in hell's chance of staying now that Graham
>> Norton's said his piece.
>
>Norton's a twat. Bah!
>
>Sie

I think you have that wrong. Norton is a TWO FACED twat!!! Remember
last year when he did a real hatchet job on Jade and then got onto the
final night's show as her supporter and really sucked up to her? Then
she ignored him and hugged her nan (if I remember right). Served him
right!! His face was a picture!!

I used to think Norton was really funny but not anymore. He tries to
be political and current affairs but just fails.

Darren

Martin

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"Darren" <th...@here.com> wrote in message
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And I think Jade is the only one of that series that Norton has had on the
show. Yet you would have thought that he'd have had Johnny & Kate on,
especially after Dustin Hoffman took the piss out of Johnny. But to be fair
the Daily Mirror started off all high and mighty about BB saying they would
ignore it (I think their sales fell) but ended up getting totall into it.

As has been mentioned here about Jon being stitched up by BB in the way he's
been shown (at leas to an extent) Jade was shown in a bad light at first,
and I think the show producers were worried that if she came out and got a
real hard time it might push her over the edge. Remember all the shouting
that came over the fence calling her all sorts of stuff? So BB did an image
job on Jade and made it look like the other inmates were just attacking her
and hey presto the press turned back from the darkside towards her and they
turned her into the great heroine of the show.

Martin


Sie

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> I used to think Norton was really funny

Why?

Sie

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> Lol. I had a Great Auntie Agnes?
>

Really? Y'fibmeister.

Sie

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4ax.com:

> I did. Not telling you any stories about the dog poos in the handbags
> means that I can be honest about the name.
>

Ah, so it was cat poo then?

> And a Great Uncle Aaron. See how I haven't even mentioned gristle?

Throbbing?

Some time before I was aware there was a relative in my family called Aunty
Pussycat. I believe she was one of those old fashioned spinsters who had
many many feline friends.

I'll never forget my Great Uncle Stickinsect.

EssGee

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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>
> I have a friend with a cousin called Lettuce.

Unusual, but not spectactularly rare. It's a variant of Letitia, and
was probably used most often in 18th and 19th centuries.

Isn't life fun now that Jon's made geekdom respectable?

Steven


Sie

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vjc regurgitated eggs and wrote in news:b1vedv0m2kb8glki2k82hr7f2gffe1abli@
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> I have a friend with a cousin called Lettuce.

Lettuce all be thankful for all of the strange relatives in the world. ;-)

EssGee

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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> when "EssGee" <stev...@sgibbs1.freeserve.co.uk> wittily quipped:

> >> I have a friend with a cousin called Lettuce.
> >
> >Unusual, but not spectactularly rare. It's a variant of Letitia, and
> >was probably used most often in 18th and 19th centuries.
>
> No, it was a nickname, that stuck and was eventually adopted properly,
> to replace Nicole.
> It refers to the green salad vegetable.

Wouldn't Cabbage be more logical?

Steven


Martin

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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> when "EssGee" <stev...@sgibbs1.freeserve.co.uk> wittily quipped:

> >> I have a friend with a cousin called Lettuce.
> >
> >Unusual, but not spectactularly rare. It's a variant of Letitia, and
> >was probably used most often in 18th and 19th centuries.
>
> No, it was a nickname, that stuck and was eventually adopted properly,
> to replace Nicole.
> It refers to the green salad vegetable.
>
>
> -
> vjc
>
> Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or
> veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat
> substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know any
> difference.

I like your vegge comments in your sig Vanessa. Go to a veggie's house and
they won't serve meat, yet when they come to your house they expect to have
vegge food served to em. I don't bother, in fact with veggie's I say fuck
em. They'd eat meat if they were on a desert Island starving and a big fat
chicken walked by.!!

Martin

Martin

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May 30, 2003, 1:39:23 PM5/30/03
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"vjc" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> So astounded was I that I nearly stepped in the free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> when "Martin" <nos...@nospam.com> wittily quipped:

> >
> >I like your vegge comments in your sig Vanessa. Go to a veggie's house
and
> >they won't serve meat, yet when they come to your house they expect to
have
> >vegge food served to em. I don't bother, in fact with veggie's I say
fuck
> >em. They'd eat meat if they were on a desert Island starving and a big
fat
> >chicken walked by.!!
>
> I don't really have a problem with vege's, being an ex-one myself;
> however, I do think they might remember they're being finicky and
> asking for something extra when they visit and moan about the food.
> Mos tpeople wouldn't dream of whingeing about the standard of dessert
> served and whether it suited their particular tastes, but somehow some
> vegematarians seem to think it's some sort of martyrdom.
>
> HEard of a Fruitarian the other day, who only eats veg and fruit
> that's 'fallen' from the plant.

>
>
> -
> vjc
>
> Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or
> veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat
> substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know any
> difference.

Funny that we never hear of a no foodanerian!! Perhaps because they are all
dead!!!

Martin

tess

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"Martin" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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]> Funny that we never hear of a no foodanerian!! Perhaps because they are
all
> dead!!!
>
Isn't there a religion (breathairianism?) that says if you believe enough
you wil get nourishment form the air, and food is unnecessary?
tess


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