Look for this in the tabloids tomorrow
Craig McLellan
"This is a real story that came in on the newswire today. As it's not
published and I'm not 100% up on libel law, I've left the names out.
Sexually abused dog - sentencing
A man in Fife appears for sentencing today after pleading guilty to
unnatural contact with an animal. His wife, who was pregnant at the time,
caught him having sex with her Rhodesian Ridgeback dog. The man blames the
incident on his wife, claiming that it was a single act of frustration
brought about by boredom with their marriage. The Sheriff advised the man,
whose marriage and social life has reportedly disintegrated since the
incident, to seek counselling.
After this and the Edinburgh man who was found guilty of shagging a traffic
cone, I'm starting to get very worried about the Scottish."
And this posted by KRW, also on The DVD Forums.com
"It's weird, but things like this are far more common than we think. When I
was living in wales, there was a guy who actually filmed himself having it
away with his dog. Of course, him and his girlfriend (don't ask) split up
and she took her revenge by sending copies of the tape to all and sundry. I
took it all with a pinch of salt, until I was lent the tape and it was real,
all too real, god, I can see it now.
Best bit, though, was they had a showing in one of the local pubs, and about
half way through, someone stood up and shouted, "Hang on! That's my EDIT
sofa!". Yes, he had filmed it in someone elses house. He was a painter and
decorator. :("
:gag: