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A Story - Dog barking caused problems with my neighbors

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Tech Expert

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Aug 28, 2009, 3:07:42 PM8/28/09
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Read it Here and get the lesson from my case.
 
 

Lofty

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Sep 26, 2009, 12:35:46 PM9/26/09
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Read it Here and get the lesson from my case.
 
I'm and the rest neighbours are p****d off with one of our neighbours dog consistently barking, I would be pleased if anyone could tell me how to get it stopped other than bbq'ing it? spoken to the owners etc gone through normal channels, nothing is working. HELP

Bill Graham

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Sep 26, 2009, 6:37:32 PM9/26/09
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Read it Here and get the lesson from my case.
 
I'm and the rest neighbours are p****d off with one of our neighbours dog consistently barking, I would be pleased if anyone could tell me how to get it stopped other than bbq'ing it? spoken to the owners etc gone through normal channels, nothing is working. HELP
 
Find a sound that is particularly obnoxious to the dog, or the neighbor, and play it loudly for 30 minutes or more whenever the neighbor's dog barks.

Stan Brown

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Sep 27, 2009, 4:02:47 PM9/27/09
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Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:35:46 +0100 from Lofty <mid...@hotmail.com>:

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> "Tech Expert" <nob...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:h78v09$vlp$1...@localhost.localdomain...
> Read it Here and get the lesson from my case.
>
> I'm and the rest neighbours are p****d off with one of our neighbours dog consistently barking, I would be pleased if anyone could tell me how to get it stopped other than bbq'ing it? spoken to the owners etc gone through normal channels, nothing is working. HELP

Please, those who respond to this nitwit, remove alt.pets.cats from
the followups.

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Mr Pounder

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Oct 23, 2010, 5:54:42 PM10/23/10
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I'm and the rest neighbours are p****d off with one of our neighbours dog consistently barking, I would be pleased if anyone could tell me how to get it stopped other than bbq'ing it? spoken to the owners etc gone through normal channels, nothing is working. HELP
 
Neighbours have cats?
Cats shit in everyone's garden.
Make a deal. Cats don't shit in the bloke next door's garden and his dog don't bark.
Otherwise fuck off.
 
 

Bill Graham

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Oct 24, 2010, 4:14:41 PM10/24/10
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Now, how the hell are you going to stop a cat from shitting wherever it wants to? There exists a device they are pushing on the telly that makes an obnoxious sound (To a dog) whenever he barks....Get one of these, and set it to "loud" and aim it at the neighbors dog. Whenever he barks, he will be blasted with this sound, and he will quickly learn to keep his mouth shut.
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Bill Graham

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Oct 24, 2010, 8:44:02 PM10/24/10
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"Nelson" <nel...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:0001HW.C8EA294F...@news.astraweb.com...
> On Sun, 24 Oct 2010 16:14:41 -0400, Bill Graham wrote
> (in article <FoGdndT4qYouDlnR...@giganews.com>):
> Really? I'd like to get one of those but I'm in the US and haven't
> seen it advertised here. Do you have a link or product name?

Here is a link I found on Google:
http://www.ultimatebarkcontrol.com/?gclid=CO22_oXk7KQCFQQ_bAodoWgE1g

Diogenes

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Oct 30, 2010, 1:11:32 AM10/30/10
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2010 18:19:59 -0400, Nelson <nel...@nowhere.com> wrote:

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>I once saw a patent for a "Remote Dog Bark Supressor"
>(http://www.freepatentsonline.com/3673567.html). I wonder if this is
>it.
>
>Where I live we have an Animal Control department who you can complain
>to and they come out and warn the owner. If the problem persists, the
>owner is fined. If the problem still persists, they take away the dog.
>The problem is that I'm the only one in my neighborhood who doesn't own
>at least two of these vermin, usually a giant breed like a labrador or
>german shepherd and it doesn't look well to always be calling animal
>control to complain. So it's like living in a kennel. Between that
>and the leaf blowers, there is nary a moment of silence.

A friend of mine once lived in a triple decker apartment house where
each floor had a large porch. People on one floor would depart for
work in the morning and leave their dog out on the porch, where he
would bark non-stop until then finally came home. They would finally
bring the mutt in just before they went to bed. Neighbors complained
but these jerks just blew them off.

My friend decided that if the dog was going to be a nuisance to
everyone else then it should be a nuisance to them also. He mixed up
what he called the "Doggy Surprise", which consisted of spoiled meat,
old bacon grease and other sweepings from his refrigerator and topped
it off with a large dose of a laxative. He fed it to their dog just
before they brought it in for the night. He said that about four a.m.
some rather entertaining sound effects came from the apartment --

"JESUS CHRIST THE DAMN DOG HAS SHIT EVERYWHERE!"

After that there were several canine yelps and then the wife screamed

"DON'T BEAT THE DOG YOU IDIOT, YOU'VE STARTED HIM SHITTING AGAIN."

"BUT THE BASTARD CRAPPED ALL OVER MY GOOD SHOES!"

My friend felt sorry for the dog, since it wasn't its fault that the
owners were assholes, but he was really sick of the constant barking.
After a second dose of the "Doggy Surprise" the jerks gave the dog
away, to the relief of the entire neighborhood.

----
Diogenes

The wars are long, the peace is frail
The madmen come again . . . .

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