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Dec 31, 2001, 6:55:34 PM12/31/01
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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist....
She told the artist....
....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond
necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. "
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my>husband.
I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.
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