"Baddest Dude on the Internet", Wavy G, back and "Badder" than ever with his latest "Bad" idea!!!!
Wavy G
superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such classics as
the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of several grandiose ideas
for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and HILARIOUS television shows,
("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and "Seventh Heaven".); The inspiration
behind some of the Internet's finest poetry; And other stuff. Well guess
what, dudes. I GOT ANOTHER IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue
to come up with such rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again?
I DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@
Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold beverage on
a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of the glass starts to
git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. "Where does this water come
from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. Actually, this is a process known as
"condensation". Oh, quit giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour
in the air forms into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass.
And for me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You
sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring of
water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So what do
you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN NOT EVER FIND A
COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. So this is where I got
my idea. What if there was a glass that you didn't need a coaster to enjoy
a cold beverage? Well, now there is. Introducing...
The "Sweat Glass".
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As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically
designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of the
glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. The
"Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the "Sweat
Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the sweat reservoir,
instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is undeniably original and
seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think its great!
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insulated pad.
Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never be
done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has materialized! "Sweat
Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go through the hassle of
gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, friend, suddenly your problems are
over. Now you can enjoy your drink of choice in just WON (1) step!!!! The
"Sweat Glass"! Very handy and easy to use. Amaze your friends when they
see this put to use. (Not compatible with most automobile beverage holders
or beer-hats.) Lets look at the photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in
action:
"Sweat Glass" full of beverage.
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|| _ |v condensation running down the exteriour
v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".)
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|\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the
=========\====== "sweat reservoir".
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ice cube.
See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. Its science!
When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat reservoir and go
for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night and pass out safely on
your sofa or floor without worry. When you wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat
Glass"! And its my idea! My newest product, with already breath-taking
reviews ("I think its great!") and somewhat potential. Should I sell this?
"Sweat Glass"! Wavy G!
Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I have not
yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you all.
Your best Internet friend,
Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".).
Dawn
"Wavy G" <williamjen...@booteetime.org> wrote in message
news:bC9k7.22354$w6.3076791326@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...
You might wanna rethink the name. "Sweat Glass" doesn't sound very
appetizing.
Wavy G
"Dawn" <dac...@nofuckingspamstarband.net> wrote in message
news:dH9k7.298$cb3.10...@twister1.starband.net...
Oh, of course. What would a "Wavy G" idea be without a "Dawn" derision.
puddingskin
I would suggest adding a lid of some sort (one that doesn't extend all the
way to the glass itself, to leave room for the drainage) for the sweat
reservoir. If you don't, the contents of it will spill all over you when
you tilt the glass to your mouth.
It's similar to what happens when you drink from a Carnival Cruises sweaty
cup.
.
Wavy G
"puddingskin" <puddi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9mrbcm$3qvmp$1...@ID-63783.news.dfncis.de...
Ah yes. Very good, Maura. Thank yous for the tip. I will make the
necessary changes to my invention.
Note: New and *improved* "Sweat Glass" as follows:
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Thanks Maura. And I, of course, will probably give you some credit for this
idea.
DAVIDHERO
<williamjen...@booteetime.org> (my pla) says
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::Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again.
D00d, your 15 seconds are UP.
Respectfully submitted by,
David Hero
Wavy G
"DAVIDHERO" <DAVI...@TEEHE3.net> wrote in message
news:82d2ptc01194o9vcj...@4ax.com...
> Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 01 Sep 2001 18:16:39 GMT, "Wavy G"
> <williamjen...@booteetime.org> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again.
>
> D00d, your 15 seconds are UP.
>
That makes you about on your 3rd comeback then, lol?
Dawn
Look, if you don't want my fucking friendly suggestions, don't post your
ideas in MY newsgroup.
Al Zheimers
> Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G",
[drool snipage]
What kind of a puss drinks from a glass anyway. You may
want to market your chick product in the boy-band groups
to find your target audience of girls and gays. Men tend to
drink from cans, bottles and jugs -- and we could care less
about the sweat because we don't have pussies. Put your
drink in your lap to cool your balls and let the couch soak
up the sweat.
Cheers,
AZ
George H. Morgan P.E.
the bottom side of the bottom end.
George H. Morgan P.E., Patent Agent http://www.evansville.net/biz/patagent
The Momentarily Left-Handed Mr. Hole
> Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International
> superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such classics as
> the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of several grandiose ideas
> for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and HILARIOUS television shows,
> ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and "Seventh Heaven".); The inspiration
> behind some of the Internet's finest poetry; And other stuff. Well guess
> what, dudes. I GOT ANOTHER IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue
> to come up with such rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again?
> I DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@
>
Thomas Edison had the same problem.
> Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold beverage on
> a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of the glass starts to
> git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. "Where does this water come
> from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. Actually, this is a process known as
> "condensation". Oh, quit giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour
> in the air forms into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass.
> And for me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You
> sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring of
> water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So what do
> you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN NOT EVER FIND A
> COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. So this is where I got
> my idea. What if there was a glass that you didn't need a coaster to enjoy
> a cold beverage? Well, now there is. Introducing...
>
> The "Sweat Glass".
>
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I drink from an insulated mug that prevents condensation. Why would I
need a sweat glass?
> As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically
> designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of the
> glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. The
> "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the "Sweat
> Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the sweat reservoir,
> instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is undeniably original and
> seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think its great!
>
>
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> insulated pad.
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If someone drops their Sweat Glass and it shatters can you guarantee
that the pad won't be swallowed by a small infant? What if a child
chokes on the pad?
Where do you recommend we empty the excess liquid? Should we pour it
onto some plants, into the cat's water dish, onto little Johnny so
he'll have gotten his weekly bath?
> And ANOTHER. You can drink all night and pass
> out safely on your sofa or floor without worry.
> When you wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"!
> And its my idea! My newest product, with
> already breath-taking reviews ("I think its
> great!") and somewhat potential. Should I sell
> this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G!
> Thank you all for listening
I'm not listening to you; I'm reading your words.
> and I hope we meet again someday. If I have
> not yet expressed this enough, may I just say
> again, I love you all.
> Your best Internet friend,
> Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".).
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Mr. Hole
M.I. #1981
"....and most importantly Mr. Hole is a GREAT judge of character. Mr.
Hole would never put Bear or Buckets into any danger. He's a
professional." -- Dawn
How's your hole......................family?
vesicant / Cronan
Wavy G
I thought this was Russell B's newsgroup.
Wavy G
The Momentarily Left-Handed Mr. Hole <holef...@webtv.net> wrote in
message news:29c78c92.01090...@posting.google.com...
Wonce (1ce) again, Hole, you have ruined another perfect thread with your
input.
Dawn
When he's not here, I'm in charge.
Dawn
You're a grouchy little pusslicker today.
The Momentarily Left-Handed Mr. Hole
Wavy G wrote:
(Snipered)
> Wonce (1ce) again, Hole, you have ruined
> another perfect thread with your input.
Sorry, I thought you wanted folks to add their 2ยข.
Btw, since its Labor Day on Monday, I'll be making a donation to the
telethon to help you and the rest of Jerry's kids.
Captain Infinity
told me that "Wavy G" invented a "Sweat Glass":
>> The "Sweat Glass".
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>> As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically
>> designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of the
>> glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. The
>> "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the "Sweat
>> Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the sweat reservoir,
>> instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is undeniably original and
>> seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think its great!
Looks pretty cool, but...what happens when you take a drink?
See http://therobmanshow.keenspace.com/d/20010809.html
**
Captain Infinity
..."Gallant is happily free of pants, but Goofus uses his pants
to tie up his Grandma before beating her until she tells him
where her money is hidden." --Mortis
Tim
> Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International
And here I had hoped you had walked into traffic, you useless git. Go do so now.
Wavy G
Captain Infinity <Infi...@world.std.com> wrote in message
news:oo23pt03vo0kci804...@4ax.com...
> My Pal, The Effulgent and Momentarily Left-Handed Mr. Hole,
> told me that "Wavy G" invented a "Sweat Glass":
>
> >> The "Sweat Glass".
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> >> As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically
> >> designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of
the
> >> glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. The
> >> "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the "Sweat
> >> Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the sweat
reservoir,
> >> instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is undeniably original and
> >> seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think its great!
>
>
> Looks pretty cool, but...what happens when you take a drink?
>
> See http://therobmanshow.keenspace.com/d/20010809.html
Quite interesting. Is this your work?
DAVIDHERO
<Infi...@world.std.com> (my pla) says
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::My Pal, The Effulgent and Momentarily Left-Handed Mr. Hole,
::told me that "Wavy G" invented a "Sweat Glass":
::
::>> The "Sweat Glass".
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::>> As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically
::>> designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of the
::>> glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. The
::>> "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the "Sweat
::>> Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the sweat reservoir,
::>> instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is undeniably original and
::>> seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think its great!
::
::
::Looks pretty cool, but...what happens when you take a drink?
AHAHAHAAHAHA!!