big game hunter
Mister - Funny - Bone - I n t e r n a t i o n a l
Morris took his wife Bessie big game hunting in Africa
for the first time. He explained the basics to his wife,
showed her how to shoot, and he told her the " rules "
of the hunt.
Whenever you shoot something, make sure to claim it
right away, or the first person who gets to your kill
can claim it as their own, so be quick if you want the
trophy.
So they departed to their blinds, and waited for some
big game. Minutes later Morris heard his wife's gun go
off. The husband decided to make sure Bessie went to
claim her kill before another hunter did. When he got
to his wife she was arguing with another man. Morris
got between them, because the man was shouting waving
his hands in the air:
When the man calmed down , he said.....
"Okay! You win lady... this is YOUR Rhino, but do you
mind if I take MY saddle off your Rhino before you take
it away ?!?! "
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Pollywolly
binky
> *plonking plonk*
you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
ynotssor
news:khdhb9j2it15.1w...@40tude.net
>> *plonking plonk*
>
> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything* someone
posts.
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Douglas D. Anderson
"Col^" <I...@thebar.com> wrote in message news:1ZLzPkibrdn3lr...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 14:03:37 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:
>
> >"binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message
> >news:khdhb9j2it15.1w...@40tude.net
> >
> >>> *plonking plonk*
> >>
> >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
> >
> >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>
>
> >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything* someone
> >posts.
>
>
>
In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
ynotssor
news:1ZLzPkibrdn3lr...@4ax.com
>>>> *plonking plonk*
>>>
>>> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>>
>> She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>
> From Australia actually
Actually, not. New Zealand is NOT Australia.
Pollywolly
"ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in message
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> "binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message
> news:khdhb9j2it15.1w...@40tude.net
>
> >> *plonking plonk*
> >
> > you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>
> She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>
> There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything* someone
> posts.
Actually the *plonk* was the noise of my mallet hitting Fibbie on the head
Pollywolly
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Although in this case it was a cheap whine
Polly
Merlot anyone?
Pollywolly
"ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in message
> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> quoted and wrote in message
> news:1ZLzPkibrdn3lr...@4ax.com
>
> >>>> *plonking plonk*
> >>>
> >>> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
> >>
> >> She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
> >
> > From Australia actually
>
> Actually, not. New Zealand is NOT Australia.
To clarify - I'm from New Zealand, now living in Australia - in either case
I'm from Down Under.
tony ross
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:
: "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in message
No you aint..... yer a dirty curry muncher tree monkey from india
: know living in Australia - in either case
with biohazzard warning labels on the handles
: I'm from Down Under.
You certainly are
Pollywolly
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> Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
> A. peter copeman
>
>
>
>
> "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
> news:bd0bmo$qhj$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> :
> : "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in message
> : news:3ef39...@corp.newsgroups.com...
> : > "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> quoted and wrote in message
> : > news:1ZLzPkibrdn3lr...@4ax.com
> : >
> : > >>>> *plonking plonk*
> : > >>>
> : > >>> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
> : > >>
> : > >> She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
> : > >
> : > > From Australia actually
> : >
> : > Actually, not. New Zealand is NOT Australia.
> :
> : To clarify - I'm from New Zealand, now living in Australia - in either
> case
> : I'm from Down Under.
>
>
> No you aint..... yer a dirty curry muncher tree monkey from india
I wasn't born in India - where were you born droll - at the sewerage
treatment plant?
marvin
anyone who works in australia is australian automatically - say, it looks
like we have been here forever but most families only landed in qld about 50
to 80 years ago - before that it was nothing but trees....
Pollywolly
"marvin" <mar...@pissoff.com> wrote in message
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Nice to see you're feeling your old self again
marvin
it ain't that old.
binky
you say that like someone actually cares...
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>
who cares roo banger.
Susie Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
she told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie Gal,
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' maw don't know,
but Joe is yo' half-brother."
So Susie forgot about her Joe
and planned to marry Will.
But, after telling Pappy this,
he said, "There's trouble still.
You can't marry Will, my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother,
cause Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half-brother."
But Mama knew and said "Honey Child,
Do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
you ain't no kin to Pappy!"
>
>
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"marvin" <mar...@pissoff.com> wrote in message
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it smells bad enough to be roo banger.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to
her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she
wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to
the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for
two weeks."
"I'm awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said
Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there's a room."
"Not so fast, Madam. I'm sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews
allowed."
"Jewish? Who's Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because....a schmuck like you wouldn't let a Jew rent a room in his
hotel!"
>
>
marvin
"The Return Of GP" <The_Retu...@NoFagBoysAllowed.Com> wrote in message
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why - not long ago people could not stand to live here - it was the end of
the earth - people from the south used to come here and then run away...like
the wild west i guess - one of australia's opera singers dame nellie melba
married a guy from here and she could only stand it a year before she ran
away - we still have her little house built specially for her preserved -
even though she hated it - what a rough place it was - no wonder i grew up
tough gpee...
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"marvin" <mar...@pissoff.com> wrote in message
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> a wimp gpee...
you're all a bunch of low lifed criminals that butt bang each other roo
banger.
Marvin walks into a bar with a a pile of dog-shit in his hand.
He says, "Hey everybody, look what I almost stepped in".
>
>
Douglas D. Anderson
I'm from Nebraska, now living in New York - I'm from Out Yonder. FYI-
Nebraska is nearly opposite on the earth from the French territory of New
Amsterdam, about half way between Australia and Madagascar. If you
proceed there and dig a hole straight down ( or up at an angle if you prefer)
you will eventually arrive at Nebraska. Try to avoid the Mississippi River,
as that would cause considerable steam as it rushes into your tunnel.
marvin
but the earth's core is liquid - secondary earthquake waves don't pass thru
it..... also y'r dreaming about new amsterdam - if the frenchies owned
something hear here we'd know about it.
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"marvin" <mar...@pissoff.com> wrote in message
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there's no way you'd ever know anything roo banger.
A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration
for his class. He took two earth worms and in front of the
class he did the following: He dropped the first worm into
a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and
wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker
of Ethyl alcohol and it immediately shrivelled up and died.
He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration
was intended to show them.
A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and,
when called on said: "You're showing us that if you drink
alcohol, you won't have worms."
>
>
Pollywolly
Well someone obviously did - they were arguing about it
Douglas D. Anderson
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>
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/tf.html
I know you'll have trouble with that, as it exceeds your three line limit...
so if you'll just jump ahead to
"Presentation of French Austral and Antarctic Territories"
and then jump to the line
"Amsterdam (or New Amsterdam), with a permanent base
(Martin-de-Viviès, 29 inhabitants) and Saint-Paul (uninhabited) Islands"
you're there. Actually, those islands will be in any atlas, but you probably
think "Atlas" is a character from 1950's B movies, so that's why I included
the link.
Pollywolly
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> Sat, 21 Jun 2003 19:32:33 +1000 was a day just like any other,
> until "marvin" <mar...@pissoff.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
> >news:bd107c$elq$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> >>
> >
> >it ain't that old.
Still in good nick?
> And it won't have any feeling left, unless you give it some rest.
Jesus
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ya got any cheese and crackers?
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g'day doug - i'll believe its there, mate, just so's you'll sleep well at
nite = bikini atoll is out there somewhere i think - i remember when the
french sunk the rainbow warrior at anchor in nz....
Pollywolly
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> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:16:22 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au>
> wrote in message <bd0bl9$qg7$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
> >"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> >news:_BMIa.7617$1n....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> >> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> wrote in message
> >news:1ZLzPkibrdn3lr...@4ax.com...
> >> > On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 14:03:37 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:
> >> > >"binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message
> >> > >news:khdhb9j2it15.1w...@40tude.net
> >> > >>> *plonking plonk*
> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
> >> > From Australia actually
> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything*
> >> > >someone posts.
> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
> >Polly
> >Merlot anyone?
>
> ya got any cheese and crackers?
There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
G 0 D A L M I G H T Y
"Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message news:bd0j7j$1u5$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
you witnesses his birth ????
lol
G 0 D A L M I G H T Y
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no it wasn't
it was the sound made when it rebounded and smacked you in the face....
G 0 D A L M I G H T Y
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lol....
Polly wanna cracker.... Polly wanna cracker.... SQUAARK!!!!!!!
OBJ
One day the teacher told her 3rd grade class. Ok class.
I want to test you and see how well you use your
imagination. I going to hold something behind my back
and as soon as you think that you know what it is,
raise your hand and say what you think it is!
Now little Johnny, who was a terrible cut-up, knew that
he could have a lot of fun with this.
The Teacher said ok, I have something that is small and
round
"I know I know" Said Mary- "It's a raisin!!!"
"No" said the teacher-"but it just shows that you are
thinking!"
"OK. now i have something in my hand that fills my hand-
it is round.."
"I know I know" says Jimmy it's a grapefruit!!"
"No Jimmy-But it shows that you are thinking!" Well this
went on several more times. Meanwhile Little Johnny was
almost always the first to raise his hand! But the teacher
doesn't like to call on Johnny because he is a little
TOO street smart.
So finally, 3 minutes before the end of class, Little
Johnny jumps up and says "Teacher I have one for you"
The Teacher thinks to herself "Oh no-now what"
"Ok Johnny, say what you have to say" she said (dreading
what was he going to say THIS time) Little Johnny
reached into his pocket and moved his hand around and
then said, "Teacher what I've got in my pocket is round...
and long...it's pointed at the end & it's HARD!!!"
"JOHNNY! yelled the Teacher.
Johnny then smiles devilishly and says "No teacher it's
a tube of mint sweets, but it shows that you were
thinking !!
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You've got to avoid that plink though. Plink being cheap plonk.
marvin
"David Simpson" <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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no - dame nellie married a sugar mill boss and lived near mackay - left
after a year and became famous...
Jesus
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>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> > >"binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message
>> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>> >> > From Australia actually
>> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything*
>> >> > >someone posts.
>> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
>> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
>> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
>> >Polly
>> >Merlot anyone?
>> ya got any cheese and crackers?
>There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
hungry little devil, aren't you?
Pollywolly
> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:16:22 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> typed furiously:
>
> >
> >"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> >news:_BMIa.7617$1n....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> >>
> >> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> wrote in message
> >news:1ZLzPkibrdn3lr...@4ax.com...
> >> > On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 14:03:37 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >"binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message
> >> > >news:khdhb9j2it15.1w...@40tude.net
> >> > >
> >> > >>> *plonking plonk*
> >> > >>
> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
> >> > >
> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
> >> >
> >> > From Australia actually
> >> >
> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything*
> >someone
> >> > >posts.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
> >> >
> >>
> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
> >
> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
> >
> >Polly
> >Merlot anyone?
> >
> You've got to avoid that plink though. Plink being cheap plonk.
Plink is the noise you make when you press a high key on a piano
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
> On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 21:52:19 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au>
> wrote in message <bd459o$t6q$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
> >"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
> >> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:16:22 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly...@ihug.com.au>
> >> >"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> >> >> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> wrote in message
> >> >> > On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 14:03:37 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:
> >> >> > >"binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message
> >> >> > >>> *plonking plonk*
> >> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
> >> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
> >> >> > From Australia actually
> >> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything*
> >> >> > >someone posts.
> >> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
> >> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
> >> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
> >> >Polly
> >> >Merlot anyone?
> >> ya got any cheese and crackers?
> >There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
>
> hungry little devil, aren't you?
There weren't that many
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where's your joke roo banger?
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia.
An
old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local
court.
But custody of the children was a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that, since she had
brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for
his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer
slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy
machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
>
>
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and the whole world knows about you roo banger.
Customer: "Excuse me, do you know where the taby, thingamabobers
are?"
Employee: "Yea, by the whatchamacallits on aisle 6."
Customer: "Do you carry Ink Eradicators? All of the other places do."
Employee: "I think so. I saw 'em by the Ink Accelerators on aisle 4."
Customer: "Wheres the thin plastic strips with sticky stuff on the
back that you stick things to other things with?"
Employee: "Hmm... that's a tough one...The closest we have is tape."
Customer: "Can you help me find something?"
Employee: "Nope! I'm going to stand here and laugh at you a bit
more..."
Customer: "Excuse me. Do you work here?"
Employee: "Oh... Sorry. I just dress up like this five days a week
because I like messing with people's minds..."
Customer: "Excuse me. Do you look like you work here?"
Employee: "(no comment)"
Customer: "Where are the little flat black things you put in
computers?"
Employee: "Hmm. I think they are in the computer section next to the
disks."
Customer: "I'm having trouble with my computers coffee holder. Do
you carry replacements?"
Employee: (commits hari-kari on the spot)
Customer: "This item doesn't have a price on it. Does that mean it's
free?"
Employee: "Yes. That's one of the items we paid with "free money"
with."
Customer: "Excuse me. Is there a manager in this store?"
Employee: "Nope. Sorry, we only have someone with a "Manager"
name tag on to throw people off."
Customer: "Can I open this?"
Employee: "Sure. I'm sure it's different on the inside of the clear
wrapping."
Customer: "Do you have a shopping cart?"
Employee: "I think so. Let me look in my pocket. Oh! We moved em
out to the parking lot!"
>
>
Jesus
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>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:16:22 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> > On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 14:03:37 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:
>> >> >> > >"binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> > >>> *plonking plonk*
>> >> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>> >> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>> >> >> > From Australia actually
>> >> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything*
>> >> >> > >someone posts.
>> >> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
>> >> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
>> >> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
>> >> >Polly
>> >> >Merlot anyone?
>> >> ya got any cheese and crackers?
>> >There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
>> hungry little devil, aren't you?
>There weren't that many
tasmanians?
David Simpson
typed furiously:
>
They do. You forget that place they have been trying to blow up.
David Simpson
<d...@rr.rochester.com> typed furiously:
Nieu Holland, as the Dutch called it, was such a poor place that they
went home as soon as possible. It took the "Mad Dogs and Englishmen"
Brits to try to send all of their cutpurses, thieves and floosies here
to stay. Apologies to Noel Coward, but he was correct.
David Simpson
I'm crackers enough. I'll settle for the cheese if you have any good
port.
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
Crackers
Pollywolly
You can have the port - had some nasty experiences after drinking it
ynotssor
>>>>>>>>> *plonking plonk*
>>>>>>>> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>>>>>>> She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>>>>>> From Australia actually
>>>>>>> There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything*
>>>>>>> someone posts.
>>>>>> THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
>>>>> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
>>>> Although in this case it was a cheap whine
>>>> Polly
>>>> Merlot anyone?
>>>
>>> ya got any cheese and crackers?
>>
>> There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
>>
> I'm crackers enough. I'll settle for the cheese if you have any good
> port.
How about a pale starboard?
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Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
A. peter copeman
"The Return Of GP" <The_Retu...@NoFagBoysAllowed.Com> wrote in message
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:
: --
:
: I'm your joke roo banger.
Not exclusively
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
<faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Let me cut that for you.
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Pollywolly
> >>
> >>There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
> >>
> >I'm crackers enough. I'll settle for the cheese if you have any good
> >port.
>
> Let me cut that for you.
I'm sure you're an expert at cutting cheese
Jesus
wrote in message <bd5m8l$aae$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>> >> >> > >>> *plonking plonk*
>> >> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>> >> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>> >> >> > From Australia actually
>> >> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to *everything*
>> >> >> > >someone posts.
>> >> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
>> >> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
>> >> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
>> >> >Polly
>> >> >Merlot anyone?
>> >> ya got any cheese and crackers?
>> >There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
>> I'm crackers enough. I'll settle for the cheese if you have any good
>> port.
>You can have the port - had some nasty experiences after drinking it
well if you drink the whole bottle, sure...
Jesus
wrote in message <bd5m4g$a53$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 21:52:19 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:16:22 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >> >"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> > On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 14:03:37 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor">
>> >> >> >> > >>> *plonking plonk*
>> >> >> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>> >> >> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>> >> >> >> > From Australia actually
>> >> >> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to
>*everything*
>> >> >> >> > >someone posts.
>> >> >> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
>> >> >> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
>> >> >> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
>> >> >> >Polly
>> >> >> >Merlot anyone?
>> >> >> ya got any cheese and crackers?
>> >> >There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
>> >> hungry little devil, aren't you?
>> >There weren't that many
>> tasmanians?
>Crackers
that doesn't sound very devilish.
David Simpson
typed furiously:
She obviously preferred her mansion at Coldstream.
David Simpson
ynotssor
Some of the best chunky vomit comets I ever had in my teen years were with
fortified port. Bee-yootiful! Musta made about 5 feet with one of 'em; had
witnesses too.
I should put that on the rčsumč.
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
You say that like it surprises you - ok how about some almonds?
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine and
champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours - and
then I had to go to work
David Simpson
<polly...@ihug.com.au> typed furiously:
Depends on how much you have. The quality has much to do with the
results but I doubt that that is what you were talking about. Did your
partner find it very satisfying?
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
You have no idea.
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
alt.tasteless.jokes:
>Some of the best chunky vomit comets I ever had in my teen years were with
>fortified port. Bee-yootiful! Musta made about 5 feet with one of 'em; had
>witnesses too.
>
>I should put that on the rčsumč.
Spaghetti, red sauce, mezcal, and cheap beer, all in sufficient
quantities. You'll create works of art that would have made Picasso
jealous.
ynotssor
news:etfffvg4q2ludfa9h...@4ax.com
>> Some of the best chunky vomit comets I ever had in my teen years were
>> with fortified port. Bee-yootiful! Musta made about 5 feet with one of
>> 'em; had witnesses too.
>>
>> I should put that on the rèsumè.
>
> Spaghetti, red sauce, mezcal, and cheap beer, all in sufficient
> quantities. You'll create works of art that would have made Picasso
> jealous.
One should take pains not tew chew the spaghetti 2 mutch.
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A. peter copeman
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
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: On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 13:43:53 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in
: alt.tasteless.jokes:
:
:
:
: >Some of the best chunky vomit comets I ever had in my teen years were
with
: >fortified port. Bee-yootiful! Musta made about 5 feet with one of 'em;
had
: >witnesses too.
: >
: >I should put that on the rčsumč.
:
: Spaghetti, red sauce, mezcal, and cheap beer, all in sufficient
: quantities. You'll create works of art that would have made Picasso
: jealous.
With or without the spaghetti and sauce... it makes a hell of a mess of
car paint jobs if left on for a couple of hours... fades the colour out
every bit as good as brake fluid.
Pollywolly
I gave up drinking port before I met him
Pollywolly
> On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 17:40:10 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
>
> >> >>> ya got any cheese and crackers?
> >> >>
> >> >>There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
> >> >>
> >> >I'm crackers enough. I'll settle for the cheese if you have any good
> >> >port.
> >>
> >> Let me cut that for you.
> >
> >I'm sure you're an expert at cutting cheese
> >
>
> You have no idea.
And I'm rather glad I don't
Pollywolly
"Keith E." <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Tue, 24 Jun 2003 08:24:48 +1000 was a day just like any other,
> until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >
> >If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine
and
> >champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours - and
> >then I had to go to work
> >
>
Yeah but it was on a work induction and there was plenty of free booze so
whaddya gonna do?
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> Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
> A. colin green the kiwi queer
> : where's your joke roo banger.
>
>
> Not exclusively
where's your joke kiwi?
"Cold" is a relative term.
Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)
* 65F Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
* 60F Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
* 50F Miami residents turn on the heat
* 45F Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
* 40F You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming
* 35F Italian cars don't start
* 32F Water freezes
* 30F You plan your vacation to Australia
* 25F Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming
* 20F Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South
* 15F French cars don't start
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* 10F You need jumper cables to get the car going
* 5F American cars don't start
* 0F Alaskans put on T-shirts
* -10 German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
* -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
* -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pyjamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start
* -25 Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* -30 You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start
* -40 Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South
* -50 Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
* -80 Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South
Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
* -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
>
>
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> Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
> A. colin green the kiwi queer
>
>
>
>
> "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in
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> news:etfffvg4q2ludfa9h...@4ax.com...
> : On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 13:43:53 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in
> : alt.tasteless.jokes:
> :
> :
> :
> : >Some of the best chunky vomit comets I ever had in my teen years were
> with
> : >fortified port. Bee-yootiful! Musta made about 5 feet with one of 'em;
> had
> : >witnesses too.
> : >
> : >I should put that on the rčsumč.
> :
> : Spaghetti, red sauce, mezcal, and cheap beer, all in sufficient
> : quantities. You'll create works of art that would have made Picasso
> : jealous.
>
> With or without the spaghetti and sauce... it makes a hell of a mess of
> car paint jobs if left on for a couple of hours... fades the colour out
> every bit as good as brake fluid.
do you get great pleasure out of destroying things kiwi?
Dis biddness be mighty damn hard,
'Cause Ah ain't no Mick fucking bard,
You White folk don't figger
You prej'dis da Black Man
Dem lim'ricks make us look retard'!
>
>
David Simpson
furiously:
Sounds like it would go well with the rest of it.
David Simpson
<polly...@ihug.com.au> typed furiously:
>
Self inflicted wounds, my dear. It was the rest of the guzzle that did
you in.
David Simpson
<polly...@ihug.com.au> typed furiously:
>
I blanch at the thought.
Pollywolly
I am well aware of my mistakes - unfortunately now I just made another one -
about two jugs of beer and a jug of vodka sunrise - I will awake and be sane
in a few hours.
Pollywolly
You fruitcake
marvin
holy cow!
Pollywolly
Don't call me that - I am quite drunk now - I am very grumpy when I am
trashed - if you don't stop it I will probably regret what I reply
Jesus
wrote in message <bd7unl$6rj$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 21:52:19 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> >> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:16:22 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >> >"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> > On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 14:03:37 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor">
>> >> >> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>> >> >> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>> >> >> >> > From Australia actually
>> >> >> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to
>*everything*
>> >> >> >> > >someone posts.
>> >> >> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
>> >> >> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
>> >> >> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
>> >> >> >Polly
>> >> >> >Merlot anyone?
>> >> >> ya got any cheese and crackers?
>> >> >There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
>> >> I'm crackers enough. I'll settle for the cheese if you have any good
>> >> port.
>> >You can have the port - had some nasty experiences after drinking it
>> well if you drink the whole bottle, sure...
>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine and
>champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours - and
>then I had to go to work
yer such an amateur alcoholic (AA).
Jesus
message <919e8c15d1abfa3e...@news.1usenet.com>:
>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 08:24:48 +1000 was a day just like any other,
>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>>champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours - and
>>then I had to go to work
unless you seriously need to get drunk and all you have is near empty
bottles.
then just pour the whole damn lot into a bucket, dump in some Coca-Cola and
ice and knock it back.
it doesn't really matter what it tastes like. what matters is the percentage
on the side of the bottle.
Jesus
wrote in message <bd95s5$2te$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>>>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine
>>>and champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours - and
>>>then I had to go to work
>>_NEVER_ mix your boozes.
>Yeah but it was on a work induction and there was plenty of free booze so
>whaddya gonna do?
sneak bottles out and stash them in the trunk of your car (for later).
Jesus
wrote in message <bd7ulj$6qt$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 08:33:35 +1000, "Pollywolly"
how about a derivative?
Jesus
wrote in message <bd9rb6$l4i$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>>>>>You can have the port - had some nasty experiences after drinking it
>>>>well if you drink the whole bottle, sure...
>>>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine
>>>and champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours - and
>>>then I had to go to work
>>Self inflicted wounds, my dear. It was the rest of the guzzle that did
>>you in.
>I am well aware of my mistakes - unfortunately now I just made another one -
>about two jugs of beer and a jug of vodka sunrise - I will awake and be sane
>in a few hours.
well my dear you are well on the way to alcoholic oblivion.
back in 2000/2001 i would manage 3/4 of a bottle of vodka (562.5ml) and
mixer before passing out.
1.5 bottles of white wine would also sozzle me nicely.
ynotssor
>>> If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine
>>> and champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours
>>> - and then I had to go to work
>> _NEVER_ mix your boozes.
>
> unless you seriously need to get drunk and all you have is near empty
> bottles.
>
> then just pour the whole damn lot into a bucket, dump in some Coca-Cola
> and ice and knock it back.
>
> it doesn't really matter what it tastes like. what matters is the
> percentage on the side of the bottle.
What matters is the percentage in the bottom of the bucket.
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"marvin" <mar...@pissoff.com> wrote in message
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>
you wouldn't know a holy cow if it bit you on your queer ass roo banger.
"Some days make you wonder if you've made bad choices in
your life. Especially those days when the FBI shows up
and digs in your back yard."
- Bob Van Voris
>
>
G 0 D A L M I G H T Y
"binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message news:khdhb9j2it15.1w...@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 00:47:55 +1000, Pollywolly wrote:
>
> > *plonking plonk*
>
> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
lol...
she sure don't....
OBJ:
The strong young man at the construction site was
bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of
strength. He made a special case of making fun of
one of the older workmen. After several minutes,
the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he
said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul
something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding
that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on,
old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by
the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said,
"All right. Get in."
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"binky" <bvnky...@punkass.com> wrote in message news:1qkqq41b197a2.1tyz299arija0$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:17:09 +1000, Pollywolly wrote:
> >
> > "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in message
> > news:3ef39...@corp.newsgroups.com...
> >> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> quoted and wrote in message
> >> news:1ZLzPkibrdn3lr...@4ax.com
> >>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> From Australia actually
> >>
> >
> > To clarify - I'm from New Zealand, now living in Australia - in either case
> > I'm from Down Under.
>
he does
G 0 D A L M I G H T Y
"marvin" <mar...@pissoff.com> wrote in message news:3ef44e1c$0$26635$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>
> "The Return Of GP" <The_Retu...@NoFagBoysAllowed.Com> wrote in message
> >
> >
>
> why - not long ago people could not stand to live here - it was the end of
> the earth - people from the south used to come here and then run away...like
> the wild west i guess - one of australia's opera singers dame nellie melba
> married a guy from here and she could only stand it a year before she ran
> away - we still have her little house built specially for her preserved -
> even though she hated it - what a rough place it was - no wonder i grew up
> tough gpee...
>
Marvin... the only 'tough' part of you is your butt hole from all that use it gets from your gay lovers....
lol
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
Do your own darn calculus
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
I am indeed - I only tend to go on drinking binges about two or three times
a year though
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
> On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:32:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au>
> wrote in message <bd95s5$2te$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
> >"Keith E." <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in message
> >>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 08:24:48 +1000 was a day just like any other,
> >>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
> >>>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine
> >>>and champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several
hours - and
> >>>then I had to go to work
> >>_NEVER_ mix your boozes.
> >Yeah but it was on a work induction and there was plenty of free booze so
> >whaddya gonna do?
>
> sneak bottles out and stash them in the trunk of your car (for later).
I can see you've done this before
Jesus
wrote in message <bdaopk$803$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 08:24:48 +1000 was a day just like any other,
>> >>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >>>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine
>> >>>and champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several
>hours - and
>> >>>then I had to go to work
>> >>_NEVER_ mix your boozes.
>> >Yeah but it was on a work induction and there was plenty of free booze so
>> >whaddya gonna do?
>> sneak bottles out and stash them in the trunk of your car (for later).
>I can see you've done this before
nope. i am not a freeloader. but i've heard enough losers brag about the
stupid things they did.
Jesus
wrote in message <bdaomd$7tf$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 11:45:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >> On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 08:33:35 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >> >"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 21:52:19 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >> >> >"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:16:22 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>> >> >> >> >> >"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> >> "Col^" <I...@thebar.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 14:03:37 -0700, "ynotssor"
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >>> *plonking plonk*
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> you don't know how to *plonk*, do you?
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >She's from KiwiLand, Down Under.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > From Australia actually
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >There a *plonk* means that they'll read and reply to
>> >> >*everything*
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >someone posts.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > THere a plonk means someone has been put in the killfile
>> >> >> >> >> >> In Australia "plonk" is any cheap wine.
>> >> >> >> >> >Although in this case it was a cheap whine
>> >> >> >> >> >Polly
>> >> >> >> >> >Merlot anyone?
>> >> >> >> >> ya got any cheese and crackers?
>> >> >> >> >There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
>> >> >> >> hungry little devil, aren't you?
>> >> >> >There weren't that many
>> >> >> tasmanians?
>> >> >Crackers
>> >> that doesn't sound very devilish.
>> >You say that like it surprises you - ok how about some almonds?
>> how about a derivative?
>Do your own darn calculus
no. a chemical derivative.
Jesus
wrote in message <bdaono$7u5$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
>> >> On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 11:48:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
we have a sherry here called old brown sherry. lots of students used to
drink it when i was a student. i've tried. it's disgusting. the only way i
can get it down is to mix it with Coca-Cola. then i discovered that cheap
vodka is about the same price with 4 times the vol.
if money was no object, i'd drink archers peach schnapps. neat. maybe mix in
some vodka later to get things moving faster.
Jesus
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>"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
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>>>> If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine
>>>> and champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours
>>>> - and then I had to go to work
>>> _NEVER_ mix your boozes.
>> unless you seriously need to get drunk and all you have is near empty
>> bottles.
>> then just pour the whole damn lot into a bucket, dump in some Coca-Cola
>> and ice and knock it back.
>> it doesn't really matter what it tastes like. what matters is the
>> percentage on the side of the bottle.
>What matters is the percentage in the bottom of the bucket.
this is rocket science to you, isn't it?
Jesus
message <66b230a94fda6fa8...@news.1usenet.com>:
>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:10:12 +0200 was a day just like any other,
>until Jesus <je...@heaven.universe> wrote:
>>On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 03:19:52 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in
>>>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>>>>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine and
>>>>champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours - and
>>>>then I had to go to work
>>>_NEVER_ mix your boozes.
>>unless you seriously need to get drunk and all you have is near empty
>>bottles.
>>then just pour the whole damn lot into a bucket, dump in some Coca-Cola and
>>ice and knock it back.
>>it doesn't really matter what it tastes like. what matters is the percentage
>>on the side of the bottle.
>you get points for style.
hey, i prefer it like that. mix a whole lot of different dregs together.
take a piss in it and serve it to your guests as punch.
ynotssor
>>>>> If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white
>>>>> wine and champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several
>>>>> hours
>>>>> - and then I had to go to work
>>>> _NEVER_ mix your boozes.
>>> unless you seriously need to get drunk and all you have is near empty
>>> bottles.
>>> then just pour the whole damn lot into a bucket, dump in some Coca-Cola
>>> and ice and knock it back.
>>> it doesn't really matter what it tastes like. what matters is the
>>> percentage on the side of the bottle.
>> What matters is the percentage in the bottom of the bucket.
>
> this is rocket science to you, isn't it?
Not at all; this is vomit comet science.
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"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
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: On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 01:10:17 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in
: message <66b230a94fda6fa8...@news.1usenet.com>:
: >Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:10:12 +0200 was a day just like any other,
: >until Jesus <je...@heaven.universe> wrote:
: >>On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 03:19:52 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in
: >>>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 08:24:48 +1000 was a day just like any other,
: >>>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
: >>>>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white
wine and
: >>>>champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours -
and
: >>>>then I had to go to work
: >>>_NEVER_ mix your boozes.
: >>unless you seriously need to get drunk and all you have is near empty
: >>bottles.
: >>then just pour the whole damn lot into a bucket, dump in some Coca-Cola
and
: >>ice and knock it back.
: >>it doesn't really matter what it tastes like. what matters is the
percentage
: >>on the side of the bottle.
: >Ah, but in that situation, puking isn't a consideration - unless
: >you get points for style.
:
: hey, i prefer it like that. mix a whole lot of different dregs together.
: take a piss in it and serve it to your guests as punch.
ATJ in a bottle.
Jesus
message <t6bifvg828gqquacp...@4ax.com>:
>On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 01:10:17 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in
>message <66b230a94fda6fa8...@news.1usenet.com>:
>>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:10:12 +0200 was a day just like any other,
>>until Jesus <je...@heaven.universe> wrote:
>>>On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 03:19:52 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in
>>>>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 08:24:48 +1000 was a day just like any other,
>>>>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>>>>>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white wine and
>>>>>champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several hours - and
>>>>>then I had to go to work
>>>>_NEVER_ mix your boozes.
>>>unless you seriously need to get drunk and all you have is near empty
>>>bottles.
>>>then just pour the whole damn lot into a bucket, dump in some Coca-Cola and
>>>ice and knock it back.
>>>it doesn't really matter what it tastes like. what matters is the percentage
>>>on the side of the bottle.
>>Ah, but in that situation, puking isn't a consideration - unless
>>you get points for style.
>hey, i prefer it like that. mix a whole lot of different dregs together.
>take a piss in it and serve it to your guests as punch.
oh yeah, a follow on.
sometimes i get beggars coming round here for food, clothes etc.
so take half a bottle of orange juice. dump in some vodka and top it up by
taking a whizz in the bottle.
the beggar will taste the piss. but he will also taste the vodka. so the
question is, "how badly does he wanna get drunk?"
Pollywolly
> >
> >Yeah but it was on a work induction and there was plenty of free booze so
> >whaddya gonna do?
>
I did quit.
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
You want almond oil?
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
> On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 10:01:52 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au>
> wrote in message <bdaopk$803$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
> >"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
> >> On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:32:46 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly...@ihug.com.au>
> >> >"Keith E." <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in message
> >> >>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 08:24:48 +1000 was a day just like any other,
> >> >>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
> >> >>>If you drink several little port glasses along with a lot of white
wine
> >> >>>and champagne - it causes continuous vomitting in me for several
> >hours - and
> >> >>>then I had to go to work
> >> >>_NEVER_ mix your boozes.
> >> >Yeah but it was on a work induction and there was plenty of free booze
so
> >> >whaddya gonna do?
> >> sneak bottles out and stash them in the trunk of your car (for later).
> >I can see you've done this before
>
> nope. i am not a freeloader. but i've heard enough losers brag about the
> stupid things they did.
You seem to forget - you were listening to your reflection in the mirror
Pollywolly
"Jesus" <je...@heaven.universe> wrote in message
My housemate and I buy a lot of archer's peach schnapps - it's our spirit of
choice
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> Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
> A. colin green the kiwi queer
> CUM in a bottle.
you have bottled cum kiwi?
Two killer whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of
Japan when the male looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his
father several years ago. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his
father's death, the male says to the female, "Let's go underneath the
ship and blow air through our blow holes. That will tip their ship
over, and make them think twice about killing innocent whales."
The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly. After the
whaling ship has sunk, the male notices that most of the sailors are
making their way back to the shore by either swimming or in lifeboats.
Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells,
"They're going to shore - let's go gobble them up!"
This time, the female whale is less cooperative. "Sure," she says, "I
agree to the blow job, but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"
>
>
Jesus
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but not before you drank them dry.
atta girl.
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