The all new David "FAT BOY" O'Neill joke!

[Craig B Inglis CS88]

Well today fatboy decided to take his mother to the zoo.
Well actually she took him as he was too scared to go on his own,
and anyway there was absoultely no chance of that nasty Craig Inglis
being there, but it was best going with mummy anyway.

So off to Bearsden Zoo in the bacon delivery van.

Dave enjoyed watching the ferocious animals but there was something even
more interesting here, something that the fat bastard had not seen before
... skunks!

"Mummy, mummy", said fatboy, "I must have a skunk, I must, I must!!!"
"Well ok, my little barrage balloon, but we'll have to steal one as
you cant buy them in the shops."
"But mummy where could we hide it to smuggle it out?",asked fatboy curiously.
"Oh thats no problem I'll hide it down my pants!", said fatboys mum.
"But wot about the smell?",asked fatboy in a fat sort of way.
"OH THATS NO PROBLEM, IF IT DIES WE CAN ALWAYS STEAL ANOTHER!"

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