Name 5 things You Don't Usually Hear a Woman/Man say to a Man/Woman!;)

[claire]

Dear all,

Now here's a challenge for you if you're interested,not busy,not lazy
or not dreamy.LOL

Please name 5 things which you don't usually hear a woman say to a man
or vice versa.

For example,
'No,thanks.I don't like chocolate.'(a woman to a man)

'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the cinema
tonight and see it?'(a man to a woman)

I've got the answers from a textbook,but I'll only reveal them after I
get some responses from you!;)

Thank you in advance and nice day!

Claire

[John Awesome]

go shopping with me (man to woman)

how about this bag(man to woman)

come on play basketball with me (man to woman)

[Eduardo Costa]

Great and funny question!

I enjoyed this shoes its combine perfectly with my new t-shirt (a men to a woman)

Hey dude let´s go out this night and to drink until drunk (a woman to a men)

Take care

Ed.

[Elham Moazzen]

Oh ! so let me think.

1. A man to a woman: "Dear please do not clean the room, I'll do it by myself." (LOL)
2. A woman to a man: "You are really handsome."
3. A man to  a woman: "I have another girlfriend who is more beautiful than you"
4. A woman to  a man: "Dear, You can go abroad with your friends if you wish"
5. A man to a woman: "You are cleverer than me" LOL

have fun
Elham

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"When you know what you want,and you want it badly enough,you'll find a way to get it."

"Successful leaders have the courage to take action while others hesitate."

[Pablo]

Hello Claire, Elham, John, Ed and all!

A man to his wife: Darling, please don't get up today, I'll bring you
your breakfast to your bed and today I'll do the housekeeping
following the perfect wife's guide ;) LOL

http://www.billsretroworld.com/RetroGoodWifesGuide1955.jpg

BTW, you can ask my wife. I always help her with HER duties ;) LOL
Sure... I live alone and get myself by! ;)

Regards,

Pablo

p.s. well, here you can get more ideas ;)

http://www.billsretroworld.com/RETROLIFE.HTM

[Serdar Serdaroğlu]

If you wanna you can go to party with my friend dear (a woman to a man)
you can be with a young girl when I old darling (a woman to a man)
you are like a computer because u are so intelligent my dear (a man to a woman)
I hate from your mother (a man to a woman)
Don't leave me please, I'll give you my all wealth (a man to a woman)

[claire]

Dear all,

I haven't forgotten what I promised to do even though it was so long
ago!

Five things you don't usually hear a woman say to a man:

1 'No thanks.I don't like chocolate.'
2 'I know it's our anniversary next Saturday,but let's not go
out.Let's stay in and watch Cup Final on TV.'
3 'I want to buy a new car-I really like the new BMW.It's got fuel
injection and does 180 kilometres an hour.'
4 'I'm glad you like beer.I love men with fat stomachs-I find them
very attractive.'
5 'Don't worry,I wasn't expecting a present.I don't like presents
anyway.'

Five things you don't hear a man say to a woman:

1 'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the

cinema tonight and see it?'

2 'I'm completely lost,so I'll stop and ask the woman over there for
directions.'
3 'I thought the sheets needed changing,so I put them in the washing
machine.'
4 'I think the red dress suits you,but take your time.There are lots
of other shops we can try.'
5 'I really admire the way you can go to work,run the house,and bring
up the children so well.'

Men and women live on the same planet,but different worlds,don't we?;)

Nice day to us all!
Claire

On Jun 15, 9:34 am, Anu <anubarth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Great Pablo,
>
> Very nice! Loved it.
>
> thanks
>
> Good day
> anu

[SIMONE AVNISHA]

this topic is getting interesting.

--
Simone

[pln471]

Hi Serdar Misha Oshiro and all,

How did you do on your ILETS last Saturday,Serdar?
I still feel quite sorry that I couldn't have helped you more on that
earlier...:(

Is it OK for me to tell others that you have been staying in Sydney to
improve your English?
I mentioned to Oshiro before that Sydney is a great place to go to and
I nearly cried when I left there unreluctantly.

Misha,it's your first day at the army camp!
Promise us that you'll come back home safe and sound to tell us about
your army experience.;)

I've been so lucky to get to know several of you via the groups and
thank you all for sharing your life stories with me!
That's the secret why I chose to be a teacher.I get to know quite a
few people more than others will ever do!;)

Nice day,everyone wherever you are and whatever you do!
Pln

[Daniel Santos]

Hi everyone,

This is a funny topic.....LOL... Let me try....

I don't mind if you go to the game....(a woman to a man)
Your girl friend is so good looking....(a man to a woman)
I will wait for you dress up and it doesn´t manner how long it gonna take (a man to a woman)
You look so fat....(a man to a woman) ( after say that, prepare yourself to die...LOL)

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Daniel Santos
George Burns  - "I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."

[claire]

Hi Daniel and all,

But you are still alive and kicking!LOL

It seems to me that you have suffered quite a few blows from women to
come up with these feedbacks!LOL

Cheers,
Claire

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[Daniel Santos]

Hi Clare and All

I was just kidding, of course I don't do this kinda of thing in real I was just think how funny it might be...LOL
but I have a question for you...

Do you wanna better know me to see if you'll blow me after meet me or not?
I promise I can be quite a gentleman for you. LOL

Regards,
Daniel ;)

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Daniel Santos
daniel.d...@terra.com.br
Clifford Stoll  - "The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity."

[claire]

Hi Daniel and all,

That's what you just said...
Who knows what you really think?!LOL

I'm just pulling your leg,too!;)
We all have this kind of imaginery moments,don't we?LOL

I suppose it's called the spicies of life,don't you agree?

Hope to read a lot more from you like this!

Cheers,
Claire

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