Myths and Legends - Obama and the Egg and Spoon race

[Serenity Smiles]

Once upon a time, in a land of no nodding heads, 1000 year old eggs and Chinese smoking dragons, a delegation was detached to do battle at the World's most extraordinary event it had ever seen; billed, most evidentially, expensively and extensively as, "the greatest show on Earth",  this global sumo circus of the world's best concentration of bollock grasping bollocked grim pills, gunslingers, Union Chiefs, Stepford Wives and Weirdos against intelligence, the indigenous, the outrageous, notorious and the nonsense. Which had all consented and, convened and practiced professional condescention for this opportunity to take part in the largest script run-through of every new media schedule ever witnessed by Joe Public in advance of production.  Media Mogul Broadcasters, Hollywood Directors and Advertising CEO's including the Saatchi Bros., are all forecasting global warming of their current output, with the joys of Christmas excess, rubbing hands, "three months of foreplay and, still, "to come".............. just dying to see the climax.  Who is the biggest knob of all,  or is such voyeurism a true contraception?  A video a day will keep Labour at bay.