.. things they DON’t teach you at MBA school
Though there are a million strategies and books on improving sales and setting sales targets, a great sales figure means nothing , unless the customer ACTUALLY pays the bills due in full !
The .com entrepreneurs may live in an elite world of customers
willing to sometime pay in advance (booking ticket) or atleast pay instant cash
(COD) so end up with a positive cash flow almost instantly. But for rest of the
99% of the ‘real world’ entrepreneurs , it is an often untold story of what happens
AFTER getting that BIG deal with a brand name customer – a long chasing behind
the accountants and purchase managers to get paid (or laid ;-). This article is
not about issues with credit terms with the bigger guys – shops, establishments,bulk
buyers of products and services- who primarly operate on some credit.
None have exploited this fact more than the branded and ‘well known’ names in business.. the small entrepreneurs and vendors are attracted like flies to moth paper as they feel that ‘a reputed company’ would never go back on their commitment . Oh Oh Oh ! Anybody done business with ‘UnReliance’ know that only thing BIG about companies is well … under the belly , and slightly above the knee ;-) This attitude of my pussy is bigger than yours (with more women breaking glass ceilings , and to be politically non biased) has created a vicious ripple effect up and down the pyramid.
Since all business visions are centred around ‘Customer is King’ and keeping the emperor always in his new clothes often has ended up creating so many paupers with no clothes on ! and once again the right balance of customer satisfaction and operational discipline is something I learnt in the back gullies of bandra – from the guys in white topis – no man, not Team Anna – but the ‘Original white topiwallahs’ of Mumbai – the dubbawallahs . They serve from slums to star hotels, all with same strictness and courtesy and are quick to say ‘No’ even to Prince of England ! It takes someone to stand up and say – ‘Dudes, you are all naked’ ..So here is our experiences of doing ‘collections’ at eFarm .
Collections is a fine art – Im not talking about ‘Hussains’ lying inside some Gujju Bhai and Koki Ben’s attic. Im talking of ‘Collecting Money From Customers, after the pre-determined due date and credit limit is far exceeded ‘. THAT kind of collections ! In simple words, if customer pays on time, then the entrepreneur has cash in hand to buy more inventory , take on further orders , pay salaries (atleast for others). But as cash flow stops, it brings all the zeal to a grinding halt OR they run back to their investors or banks asking for capital. And desperation is never good during any negotiation – even if they raise the funds, often the conditions are still more stringent, starting a vicious self collapse.
If it is so critical and wide
spread, then why don’t we hear about this in any of the forums ? entrepreneurship
events or talks?
I feel probably, real world entrepreneurs, don’t want to embarrass their customers and ending up in self pity or writing off the losses on their books as a ‘learning expense’ . or they pass the buck down the chain . Or wait to recover the losses in the ‘next customer’ who will walk in, using this for exposure and reference.
So how does one go about actually
avoiding this situation ? The entrepreneur often has to do the collection rounds
himself .Not only are they expected to deliver the goods, provide the credit
period but further get harassed running from one department to another trying
to get the bill passed – well, you thought private firms often have more bureaucracy than even government.
When you hear things like – “Oh we have to send the bills to our Head office some 1500 kms away to get it approved, and we send it by pigeon-mail” your alarm bells should start going ON. Another classic is – “Oh, we don’t have email so couldn’t download your e-bill , can you print 3 copies of your invoices in pink paper A4 size, single sided?”. Ya man, everyone has facebook on their cells, twitter in their TVs , and god knows how come the accounts office still run Charles Babbage’s age adding machines !And of course , their corporate office will be painting town read about ‘Grow More Trees’ campaign – at rate your accounts is ripping them, you do more forests !
And then when you need to face a
Purchase manager , who fancies a correspondence MBA to impress his new CFO, start
refreshing calculus to trigonometry . For this self proclaimed Junior ramanujam
will start applying every known mathematical
equation to slice and dice, map your data to 20 competing vendor rates, lowest
common denominators applied, and if anything is left in dues , wont be worth the
time to even cross checking their maths
wizardy in ‘credit notes’ and ‘deductions’ applied to the bill.
The most recent head banger of course is with some of these ‘new age’ food court kiosks in the malls. A bunch of NRIs or spoilt kids of rich dads decide to cash in on the ‘food retail wave’ in India . No harm there , but just getting an ‘elephant’ to your launch event is not going to guarantee that the customers can also be ‘mahout’ed inside the dining room – unless they come for ‘Kabab-e-Gobar’ experience. Everyone wants to be the next Big Mac – build one store and make another 100 idiots (ahem franchisees) pay for the expansion – just that even the 1st cookie crumbles even before it hits the mouth.
So,Should we hire a third party collection service to do the needful ?
Collection agents immediately brings images of ‘thugs in suits’ – the dreaded credit card collection agents from Private banks harassing innocent householders. Their only tactics is just ‘ irritate the hell out of the guy till he pays’ . But with lot of Supreme court norms on how this is to be handled, the effectiveness is rather questionable .
Beside often the person you are
trying to collect from is not some middle class Madahavan living in a Tamilnadu
Housing Board. It could very well be Vijay Mallaya – oh yes sir.. the Grand big
daddy of biggest bad debts and most notorious for not paying bills is none
other than the ‘King’ of Fishy people. From airport fees , to mid flight meals
his dues run millions – in spite of the strictest of cost cutting - to all his
bikini models that is.
Everybody fears that if they rattle the cage, their customer would switch to their competitior .. well, , if someone is on such thin wicket that they haven’t yet created a niche and strong symbiotic relationship with a customer, maybe it IS time they start doing that making switching costs expensive. Otherwise they don’t need they don’t need a competition to kill them– their own lack of innovation just did that !
But, there is hope …
Probably the only people who
actually pay on time (or sometimes even in advance) are the small hoteleirs and
road side eateries (‘kai yendhi Bhavan’) seeling anything from piping hot idlis
to burger Pavs. As their ops cost is lowest, and they know customer tastes the
highest, and the ‘chef’ and ‘the businessman’ is a one-man startup, they are profitably run. And if business starts to dull
in one spotl, the next ‘killer location’ is just a push cart roll away.
With the new food safety drives trying to kill the road side food experience, must say, we are actually killing the ONLY successful Indian food chain which is Profitably running for generations. Yes, they may need some ‘tweaking up scale’ , but if the Mumbai chowpatty chat wallahs area proof – the biggest bandra celebrities would be standing in line , while the Big Mc opposite swats flies .
So, what are venky and Valli’s hard earned tips for bringing your Account Receivables (in lay terms- moolah from the customer) to zero defaults .
Most business establishments now are actively
tracked and reviewed and promoted in various portals like burrp, mouthshut
etc., End customers do check product reviews and other user experiences before
dealing with an unknown entity.With SEO and social marketing becoming the norm
, no one can ignore a bad online PR today. And if you are idling like me,
waiting for the customers to complete their ‘quarterly audits’ ,’monthly
reviews’,’annual vacations’ to get your weekly check, then you can try writing
lengthy articles like this. It may not work in short term, but some publisher
may just find it funny and I may become the next Chetan Bhagath.
The most classic in recent times if of course the ‘United Breaks Guitars’ case . How a normal flight passenger who saw his expensive guitar had been mishandled broken by the airlines and further appalled by their apathy. The Youtube link says it all : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo. It is now a legend , having sequels and many others trying similar power of internet to bring giants to knees.
One strange thing I have realised that as a small entrepreneurs , we are actually the biggest ‘financiers’ and ‘angel investors’ in the customers we actually try to serve. We provide the inventory free, we provide the customer a cash float for no interest and are happy to even get negative ROI to just keep making more investments into a wealthier company . Technically the small companies are ‘unknowingly’ funding the Bigger companies, when it should be the other way around ! The typical logic ofcourse is that, initial losses would be compensated by future gains through references… but the credit cycle just gets bigger and riskier as you take larger customers.
One thing which was suggested recently by one of our advisors, was to take a deposit from the customers and actually not work with someone if they don’t pay up ahead. At that time I was obviously less enlightened and pooh poohed this as a blasphemous concept. I stand corrected .Karthik. I take back all things I said about Wharton ;-) Though it seems a bit pushy to ask your customer for a startup advance or loan , – if he is unwilling to put that initial capital then two things are possible. Either your product/service isn’t critical enough for him to take that risk , which means you need to go back and make your service that much better they cant live without it. On flip side, maybe he isn’t financially stable enough to even offer that small float and himself running on fumes, so you need to take a call.
Closing remarks :
If you are an entrepreneur, and facing similar issues, or know someone in such situation, feel free to forward this note .
And if you are a CFO, and work with vendors, please do realise that jumbling with the assets & liabilities in your monthly report may make your presentation look charming , but just know that someone higher than you in the food chain is drawing YOUR chart right now.
The author : venkat (ve...@efarm.in) is Founder of eFarm , an agri supply chain startup working to enable farmers Reach markets thru innovative blend of on ground processes and offline technologies.
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