And just look at all the mistakes I made, you have me so upset!
Leave me alone!!!
Crap!
At least I fooled them and sneaked back in under a sekrit nick. I got
to play the Idiotbot 14k and didn't lose too badly ~ just by 92 pts. ;)
At least I could play without feeling so anxious. So now I have to
sneak, sneak, sneak. They have taken over the Go website . . . many
nicks and different levels of skill so they can stomp on poor
unsuspecting Go beginner players. They must feel pretty bad about
themselves if they get their jollies from such activities. AND that
includes Ah. He isn't so nice as he tries to make everyone think he is.
Whatever do you mean?
friggin' icehole..
Wot? You are the guy with the ugly picture ... right?
How about some good hot anal sex to warm things up?
Really? You think that'll help?
It always does for me.
> A pest posting as me
No, that was you.
> - check the headers.
No.
> You should know I don't have sex with goats
Then explain this: http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=29uxgcx
> or anything else. I hate all their guts because they do something
> agianst me first - whoever "they" are.
Talking to yourself again??
-tb-B
> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't have sex
> with goats or anything else. I hate all their guts because they do something
> agianst me first - whoever "they" are.
Where's the pest lits, you sinner?
Ali Baba's Pest No. 9.
> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
> have sex with goats or anything else.
I guess either of your hands don't count, Foamboi.
> I hate all their guts because
> they do something agianst me first - whoever "they" are.
You're a fucking k00k, Foamboi.
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incompetant and fearful you yourself really are." - Edmo demonstrating
his
incompetance and fear.
Terrance! You go home this instant! And take your little scruffy goat
with you.
Why they're so dumb they think by just stickin' their thumb in a pie
that they will gitz the plum!
>
> >They must feel pretty bad about
> >themselves if they get their jollies from such activities. AND that
> >includes Ah. He isn't so nice as he tries to make everyone think he is.
>
> They ARE bad, we knew that all the time!
>
> C.
I did not write this.
You'd love that wouldn't you, Foamy?
The one of Foamy humping Double-Anus? Yep.
> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
> have sex with goats or anything else.
So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
> I hate all their guts because
> they do something agianst me first - whoever "they" are.
Well, that's a rational perspective.
It might help you, Horry-san.
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>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>
>> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>> have sex with goats or anything else.
>
>So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
Is that youz, Buchanan?
> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
> have sex with goats or anything else. I hate all their guts because
> they do something agianst me first - whoever "they" are.
You've sworn off having sex with pussies too?
Interesting admission Joseph...
> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>
>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>>
>>> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>>> have sex with goats or anything else.
>>
>>So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>
> Is that youz, Buchanan?
Indeed!
You are Neil Barker and I claim my five pounds.
It doesn't smell like him, Carl. I think he finally changed his socks.
>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm welcome
>to Art Deco!
>
>> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
>> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>>
>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>>welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>>>
>>>> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>>>> have sex with goats or anything else.
>>>
>>>So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>>
>> Is that youz, Buchanan?
>
>Indeed!
Aha! Why are you masquerading under an obvious alias?
>Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
>> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>>
>> >My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>> >welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>> >
>> >> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>> >> have sex with goats or anything else.
>> >
>> >So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>>
>> Is that youz, Buchanan?
>
>It doesn't smell like him, Carl. I think he finally changed his socks.
When they start walking on their own, Bruce, that's usually a sign
that they need changing.
Just like nappies eh, Carl?
>Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> On 11 Dec 2006 02:01:36 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
>> <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>>
>> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> >> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
>> >> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>> >> >welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>> >> >
>> >> >> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>> >> >> have sex with goats or anything else.
>> >> >
>> >> >So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>> >>
>> >> Is that youz, Buchanan?
>> >
>> >It doesn't smell like him, Carl. I think he finally changed his socks.
>>
>> When they start walking on their own, Bruce, that's usually a sign
>> that they need changing.
>
>Just like nappies eh, Carl?
You mean diapers, Bruce?
> On 11 Dec 2006 08:36:31 GMT, "A threat to goats everywhere."
> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>
>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>welcome to Art Deco!
>>
>>> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
>>> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>>>welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>>>>
>>>>> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>>>>> have sex with goats or anything else.
>>>>
>>>>So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>>>
>>> Is that youz, Buchanan?
>>
>>Indeed!
>
> Aha! Why are you masquerading under an obvious alias?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What's with the singular?
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>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>welcome to Art Deco!
>
>> On 11 Dec 2006 08:36:31 GMT, "A threat to goats everywhere."
>> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>>
>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>>welcome to Art Deco!
>>>
>>>> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
>>>> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>>>>welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>>>>>
>>>>>> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>>>>>> have sex with goats or anything else.
>>>>>
>>>>>So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>>>>
>>>> Is that youz, Buchanan?
>>>
>>>Indeed!
>>
>> Aha! Why are you masquerading under an obvious alias?
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>What's with the singular?
Youz mean there are several aliaseseses?
ITYM aliasses, Carl.
What's a diaper, Carl?
> On 12 Dec 2006 05:49:15 GMT, Robert Buchanan
> <feedb...@SPAMrobertbuchanan.name> wrote:
>
>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>welcome to Art Deco!
>>
>>> On 11 Dec 2006 08:36:31 GMT, "A threat to goats everywhere."
>>> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>>>welcome to Art Deco!
>>>>
>>>>> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
>>>>> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>>>>>>welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I
don't
>>>>>>> have sex with goats or anything else.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>>>>>
>>>>> Is that youz, Buchanan?
>>>>
>>>>Indeed!
>>>
>>> Aha! Why are you masquerading under an obvious alias?
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>What's with the singular?
>
> Youz mean there are several aliaseseses?
More than a few! You haven't been paying attention.
A few? A few bent men?
What? Brake fluid? So its some sort of gasket?
Bitch!
I love you.
--
ah
If I weren't busy, I'd come over there and section what passes for your heart.
--
ah
Lies!
btw, Hi, Alexa!
--
ah
Quiet, sock.
--
ah
No need to add the "picture ... right?".
--
ah
Here's neither bush nor shrub, to bear off
any weather at all, and another storm brewing;
I hear it sing i' the wind: yond same black
cloud, yond huge one, looks like a foul
bombard that would shed his liquor. If it
should thunder as it did before, I know not
where to hide my head: yond same cloud cannot
choose but fall by pailfuls. What have we
here? a man or a fish? dead or alive? A fish:
he smells like a fish; a very ancient and fish-
like smell; a kind of not of the newest Poor-
John. A strange fish! Were I in England now,
as once I was, and had but this fish painted,
not a holiday fool there but would give a piece
of silver: there would this monster make a
man; any strange beast there makes a man:
when they will not give a doit to relieve a lame
beggar, they will lazy out ten to see a dead
Indian. Legged like a man and his fins like
arms! Warm o' my troth! I do now let loose
my opinion; hold it no longer: this is no fish,
but an islander, that hath lately suffered by a
thunderbolt.
You haven't been paying attention either.
Sock in mouth, ah!
Double-A
>Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> On 11 Dec 2006 13:25:19 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
>> <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>>
>> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> >> On 11 Dec 2006 02:01:36 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
>> >> <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> >> >> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
>> >> >> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>> >> >> >welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>> >> >> >> have sex with goats or anything else.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Is that youz, Buchanan?
>> >> >
>> >> >It doesn't smell like him, Carl. I think he finally changed his socks.
>> >>
>> >> When they start walking on their own, Bruce, that's usually a sign
>> >> that they need changing.
>> >
>> >Just like nappies eh, Carl?
>>
>> You mean diapers, Bruce?
>
>What's a diaper, Carl?
What's a nappie, Bruce?
>Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> On 12 Dec 2006 05:49:15 GMT, Robert Buchanan
>> <feedb...@SPAMrobertbuchanan.name> wrote:
>>
>> >My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>> >welcome to Art Deco!
>> >
>> >> On 11 Dec 2006 08:36:31 GMT, "A threat to goats everywhere."
>> >> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>> >>>welcome to Art Deco!
>> >>>
>> >>>> On 11 Dec 2006 06:15:53 GMT, "Bartlo: Scourge of ne.weather!"
>> >>>> <br...@bartlo.goatblow.com> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>> >>>>>welcome to Joseph Bartlo!
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> A pest posting as me - check the headers. You should know I don't
>> >>>>>> have sex with goats or anything else.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>So why are you celibate, and why should we have known about it?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Is that youz, Buchanan?
>> >>>
>> >>>Indeed!
>> >>
>> >> Aha! Why are you masquerading under an obvious alias?
>> > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> >What's with the singular?
>>
>> Youz mean there are several aliaseseses?
>
>ITYM aliasses, Carl.
Yes, that's it, Bruce - aliassesses.
I suffer from attention defi
--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Ove
Wha
More like an oil seal, Bruce.
What is that, Carl? Some sort of alien asses?
I don't pay attention. I only pay the piper.
Nothing better than a tight seal, Carl.
Something rugrats crap in, Carl.
'Ello.
Rain, or Shine?
--
ah
I shall no more to sea, to sea,
Here shall I die ashore--
This is a very scurvy tune to sing at a man's
funeral: well, here's my comfort.
*drinks* . . . *sings*
--
ah
the folly of this island!
I pine for past repast(s).
--
ah
I hope now thou art not drowned.
Is the storm overblown? I hid me
under the dead moon-calf's gaberdine
for fear of the storm.
--
ah
Little good it will do anyone.
--
ah
How didst thou 'scape? How camest thou hither?
swear by this bottle how thou camest hither. I
escaped upon a butt of sack which the sailors
heaved o'erboard, by this bottle; which I made of
the bark of a tree with mine own hands since I was
cast ashore.
--
ah
I and I be I.
> maybe at the moment. But to everyone else. That picture was sooooo
> grotesque and intimidating! Ugh!
>
--
ah
Yeah. I'm starting to get the picture.
I hope that's clever. It doesn't appear to be. Shrug.
It still surprises me to learn that I have not outgrown the POV of a
child who sitting on the lap of a ventriloquist, hearing the voice
resonate in his chest, still believes in the piece of colorful cloth
draped over his hand. I focus on the act and the man vanishes. All is
irrational and more is the merriment. A hand disembodied drags the
phantom rack about as if its life came from it ... but it does not. It
comes from me.
You're a stinker, Charles.
Dial-up?
--
ah
Sock?
--
ah
Butt you've still got to catch it before you can fuck it, Bruce.
Ah, we call them diapers over here, Bruce.
Yes indeed, Bruce. From Uranus.
>My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>welcome to Art Deco!
>
>> On 12 Dec 2006 17:30:17 GMT, Robert Buchanan
>>>More than a few! You haven't been paying attention.
>>
>> I suffer from attention defi
>
>Wha
Bruce and I both suffer from the sa
--
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Official Overs
Oh you mean
At least its not from Mianus, Carl.
The Canadian clubbers never seem to have a problem, Carl.
Why do you call them diapers, Carl?
http://www.marinedepot.com/IMD/berlin_sump_replacement_filter_sock.jpg
What do you mean?
The storm is over. Get up and be a man. <woops!> ...
Yes. They are both
Nuf said?
Why don't you go fuck your goats, Foamboi!
-TFsG-
Justify your existence.
Shuttup traydoor.
Oho!
--
ah
So . . . you a big meat-eater, Holly?
--
ah