CHICKEN CHARLIE . . .

[Ed Conrad]

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NEW YORK, NY (Rueters) -- Charles
Darwin chickened out of his Seance
Debate about evolution that was to
air on the Piers Morgan Show on CNN
last night.
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Darwin was to engage in a war
of words with Ed Conrad who has
discovered petrified human remains
between coal veins that make a
monkey out of crackpot theories
that man evolved from giant prehistoric
cockroaches.
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Conrad and Morgan waited patiently
for Charlie -- physically dead since 1882
and brain-dead since the mid-1850s --
to give a sign that his spirit was in the
studio but the Ignorant Prick never
showed up.
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To prevent CNN's legion of viewers
from changing channels to click on
the boring sixth game of the World
Series -- FIVE errors in five innings,
perhaps the worst and most boring
World Series game ever played --
the network decided to replay Piers'
great interview with Ed Conrad
from a few weeks ago.
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The following sports fans -- some living, some dead -- have Twittered
to tell CNN they also CLICKED OFF the WorLd Series around the sixth
inning and immensely enjoyed the Piers Morgan interview with furry Ol'
Ed even though they had seen it before
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Residents of Cooperstown, N.Y.
Freddy Krueger
Joe DiMaggio
Joe McGinniss
Keith Olbermann
President Merkin Muffley
Rush Limbaugh
FBI (French Baking Institute)
Connie Mack
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Merrill Lynch
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Saddam Hussein
Lindsay Lohan
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Glenn Beck
Papa John's Pizza
Sean "Ins" Hannity
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Philadelphia Daily News
Elston Howard
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
Tokyo Rose
John Q. Pubic
Penn State University
60 Minutes
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BACK AFTER A COMMERCIAL MESSAGE
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Play the Pipe Organ as Well as Ed Conrad
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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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The Durango Kid
Harvard University
Immanuel Velikovsky
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origin
Johns Hopkins University
John "Call Me Jack" O'Lantern
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Phil Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Leslie Lohan
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
Entire St. Louis Cardinals baseball team & Mascot
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
The Farmer in the Dell
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
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ANOTHER COMMERCIAL MESSAGE
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Get a Charles Darwin Photo for Christmas
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Johnny B. Good
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Jeff Rense
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
British Petroleum BP
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachman
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Gorgeous George
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
Tom Foolery
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
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WHERE EVOLUTIONISTS FIND THEIR PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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Autographed Photos Now on Sale
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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The Palooka's (Joe Sr. & Family, Scranton Pa.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
Brad Guth
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
Lin Liangtai
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Goirdon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Lady GaGa
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers (all 3 of us)
New York Daily News
New York Post
Newark Star-Ledger
New York Daily Mirror
Newsday
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Walmart
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
Wayne Clough
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
Ted Bundy
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson