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nospam

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Sep 29, 2006, 12:21:26 PM9/29/06
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Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount on
the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in blender/coffee
maker would be nice.

Andy

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 12:38:05 PM9/29/06
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"nospam" <nospa...@iol.ie> stated in post
efjh6a$u4q$1...@reader01.news.esat.net on 9/29/06 9:21 AM:

> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount on
> the wall in the toilet.

http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/itoilet.html
http://forevergeek.com/apple/itoilet.php

> While we're at it, a built-in blender/coffee maker would be nice.

Will this do?
http://www.blender.org/cms/Mac_OS_X.200.0.html


And, yes, I know you were just mocking and laughing at Edwin. :)


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Edwin

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Sep 29, 2006, 12:45:16 PM9/29/06
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I feel your pain, Andy.

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Sun purchased and [sic] OS and then developed it. No more."
-- Alan "Wrong Again" Baker

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 12:48:12 PM9/29/06
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"Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
w4cTg.11489$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 9:45 AM:

> nospam wrote:
>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount on
>> the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in blender/coffee
>> maker would be nice.
>
> I feel your pain, Andy.

He's mocking your trolling. We all feel his "pain".

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€ Things which are not the same are not "identical"
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Edwin

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Sep 29, 2006, 12:56:45 PM9/29/06
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Snit wrote:
> "Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
> w4cTg.11489$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 9:45 AM:
>
>> nospam wrote:
>>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount on
>>> the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in blender/coffee
>>> maker would be nice.
>> I feel your pain, Andy.
>
> He's mocking your trolling. We all feel his "pain".

What trolling? I asked for comparative Mac products, not a Snit Circus.

nospam

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:01:12 PM9/29/06
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Edwin wrote:
> nospam wrote:
>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount on
>> the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in blender/coffee
>> maker would be nice.
>
> I feel your pain, Andy.
>
No, nobody understands, you are just taking the piss.

Andy

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:03:36 PM9/29/06
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"Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
hfcTg.11504$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 9:56 AM:

> Snit wrote:
>> "Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
>> w4cTg.11489$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 9:45 AM:
>>
>>> nospam wrote:
>>>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount on
>>>> the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in blender/coffee
>>>> maker would be nice.
>>> I feel your pain, Andy.
>>
>> He's mocking your trolling. We all feel his "pain".
>
> What trolling? I asked for comparative Mac products, not a Snit Circus.

LOL! Yeah, Edwin, that's it... you *really* believe you are not trolling.
LOL!

The circus is yours, Edwin, and I am laughing *at* you - the head clown.

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€ The term "all widgets" does not specify a specific subgroup of widgets


Edwin

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:03:09 PM9/29/06
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No, that's Snit who's taking it.

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:05:37 PM9/29/06
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"nospam" <nospa...@iol.ie> stated in post
efjjgr$v1k$1...@reader01.news.esat.net on 9/29/06 10:01 AM:

Taking? No, that is what he is. Or worse. They say, after all, that you
are what you eat:

"I am just getting hungry or looking for attention:
I eat dog shit to get attention." - Edwin

"Thank you all for giving me attention... does anybody have
some mouthwash?" - Edwin

Watch Edwin panic in his response... he is *so* predictable. :)

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€ A person's actions speak more about him than what others say
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Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:10:45 PM9/29/06
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"Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
hlcTg.11515$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 10:03 AM:

> nospam wrote:
>> Edwin wrote:
>>> nospam wrote:
>>>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount
>>>> on the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in
>>>> blender/coffee maker would be nice.
>>>
>>> I feel your pain, Andy.
>>>
>> No, nobody understands, you are just taking the piss.
>
> No, that's Snit who's taking it.

Oh, man, Edwin is spewing more insults as his trolling is shoved in his
face.

If I only had the words to express the deep pain your words have caused me,
Edwin... but I do not.

LOL!

Yeah, Edwin, I am *still* mocking you.

Edwin

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:23:45 PM9/29/06
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Snit wrote:
> "Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
> hlcTg.11515$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 10:03 AM:
>
>> nospam wrote:
>>> Edwin wrote:
>>>> nospam wrote:
>>>>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount
>>>>> on the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in
>>>>> blender/coffee maker would be nice.
>>>> I feel your pain, Andy.
>>>>
>>> No, nobody understands, you are just taking the piss.
>> No, that's Snit who's taking it.
>
> Oh, man, Edwin is spewing more insults

Where?


> as his trolling is shoved in his
> face.

That delusion again?

> If I only had the words to express the deep pain your words have caused me,

Wait until your panic attack is over.

[snip]

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:31:14 PM9/29/06
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"Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
BEcTg.11519$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 10:23 AM:

> [snip]

Oh no! Edwin is snipping and running... *again*!

Man, he is one tough troll. How does one combat that? LOL!

In the end, Edwin, your where is the X Mac came back to bite you on the
ass... and you are now all pissy. So be it.

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Edwin

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:34:34 PM9/29/06
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Snit wrote:
> "nospam" <nospa...@iol.ie> stated in post
> efjjgr$v1k$1...@reader01.news.esat.net on 9/29/06 10:01 AM:
>
>> Edwin wrote:
>>> nospam wrote:
>>>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount on
>>>> the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in blender/coffee
>>>> maker would be nice.
>>> I feel your pain, Andy.
>>>
>> No, nobody understands, you are just taking the piss.
>
> Taking? Of course, and worse. They say, after all, that I
> am what I eat:
>
> I eat dog shit to get attention...

>
> ... does anybody have some mouthwash?
>
> I'm having another panic attack... why was I born with a coat hanger embedded in my skull?

You're disgusting, but I pity you anyway.

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:48:42 PM9/29/06
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"Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
KOcTg.11525$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 10:34 AM:

> Snit wrote:
>> "nospam" <nospa...@iol.ie> stated in post
>> efjjgr$v1k$1...@reader01.news.esat.net on 9/29/06 10:01 AM:
>>
>>> Edwin wrote:
>>>> nospam wrote:
>>>>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount on
>>>>> the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in blender/coffee
>>>>> maker would be nice.
>>>> I feel your pain, Andy.
>>>>
>>> No, nobody understands, you are just taking the piss.
>>

>> Taking? No, that is what he is. Or worse. They say, after all, that you
>> are what you eat:
>>
>> "I am just getting hungry or looking for attention:
>> I eat dog shit to get attention." - Edwin
>>
>> "Thank you all for giving me attention... does anybody have
>> some mouthwash?" - Edwin
>>
>> Watch Edwin panic in his response... he is *so* predictable. :)
>

> Taking? Of course, and worse. They say, after all, that I am what I eat:
>
> I eat dog shit to get attention...
>
> ... does anybody have some mouthwash?
>
> I'm having another panic attack... why was I born with a coat hanger embedded
> in my skull?
>
> You're disgusting, but I pity you anyway.

Your response, Edwin, did not even make sense. Please note I corrected your
dishonest misattributions but did not alter a word of yours.

"why was I born with a coat hanger embedded in my skull?" - Edwin

You must be very, very proud of yourself. LOL!

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€ Incest and sex are not identical (only a pervert would disagree)
€ One can be actually guilty of a crime but neither tried nor convicted


Edwin

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Sep 29, 2006, 1:56:32 PM9/29/06
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Just keep flushing away Snit's crap until it's all gone...

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 2:01:26 PM9/29/06
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"Edwin" <thor...@juno.com> stated in post
k7dTg.11538$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net on 9/29/06 10:56 AM:

>>> [snip]
>>
>> Oh no! Edwin is snipping and running... *again*!
>> Man, he is one tough troll. How does one combat that? LOL!
>>
>> In the end, Edwin, your where is the X Mac came back to bite you on the
>> ass... and you are now all pissy. So be it.

> Subject: Re: Snit Circus Closed


> Just keep flushing away Snit's crap until it's all gone...

You sure are obsessed with your toilet, Edwin.

Edwin

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Sep 29, 2006, 2:14:11 PM9/29/06
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Step on the cockroaches often enough and sooner or later there are none.

Mojo

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Sep 29, 2006, 2:57:17 PM9/29/06
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In article <efjh6a$u4q$1...@reader01.news.esat.net>,
nospam <nospa...@iol.ie> wrote:

Where you live. The outdoor shitters don't even have electricity. So,
you're out of luck loser.

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 3:02:26 PM9/29/06
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"Mojo" <windoz...@microshaft.com> stated in post
windoze_sucks-941...@news.isp.giganews.com on 9/29/06 11:57
AM:

He was merely mocking Edwin. And rightfully so.

"why was I born with a coat hanger embedded in my skull?" - Edwin

LOL!

Jim Lee Jr.

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Sep 29, 2006, 4:08:04 PM9/29/06
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In article <hlcTg.11515$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>,
Edwin <thor...@juno.com> wrote:

> nospam wrote:
> > Edwin wrote:
> >> nospam wrote:
> >>> Whare are the macs with a built-in toilet roll holder you can mount
> >>> on the wall in the toilet. While we're at it, a built-in
> >>> blender/coffee maker would be nice.
> >>
> >> I feel your pain, Andy.
> >>
> > No, nobody understands, you are just taking the piss.
>
> No, that's Snit who's taking it.

Jealous?

Jim Lee Jr.

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Sep 29, 2006, 4:09:36 PM9/29/06
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In article <k7dTg.11538$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>,
Edwin <thor...@juno.com> wrote:

> Just keep flushing away Snit's crap until it's all gone...

But we keep on flushing your shit down the crapper with no end in sight.

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 4:11:37 PM9/29/06
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"Jim Lee Jr." <peejs...@insightbb.com> stated in post
peejster01-7C24D...@news.isp.giganews.com on 9/29/06 1:08 PM:

Edwin has been trying to blame his actions on me recently... he takes this
to such an extreme he attributes his own words to me. Very bizarre.

Snit

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Sep 29, 2006, 4:15:34 PM9/29/06
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"Jim Lee Jr." <peejs...@insightbb.com> stated in post
peejster01-F1C6C...@news.isp.giganews.com on 9/29/06 1:09 PM:

I wonder if Edwin will be mad about people flushing his shit?

"I am just getting hungry or looking for attention:
I eat dog shit to get attention." - Edwin

"Thank you all for giving me attention... does anybody have
some mouthwash?" - Edwin

--

Mitch

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Sep 30, 2006, 5:40:19 AM9/30/06
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In article <hfcTg.11504$7I1....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, Edwin
<thor...@juno.com> wrote:

> > He's mocking your trolling. We all feel his "pain".
>
> What trolling? I asked for comparative Mac products, not a Snit Circus.


You're inventing imagined needs, ignoring real demand, ignoring issues
of significance and function, just for the sake of implying that Apple
doesn't make every imaginable kind of hardware.
Everyone understands that Apple doesn't make every imaginable kind of
hardware. Why should that imply anything?

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