Duke Nuken makers get SUED

[Kezza]

G'day mates, how's it goin? I saw the other day that the makers of
Duke Nukem were being sued by some money grubbin mob. Those lawyers
all need to be bloody well strung up and gutted. Just ask me mate
Merv. He was down the rub a dub dub knockin back a few with some
mates and he had to go and take a snakes hiss. So he's at the trough
doing the business and some drunken mongrel comes in and he can't even
walk straight and is talkin all jibberish. Then the drongo starts
cuddlin Merv to hold himself up while he undoes his fly and Merv
didn't take too kindly to that. Merv was as cool as a flamin cucumber,
he finished the job, shook the old fella, then threw an uppercut that
knocked the little homo spark out. Then he kicked him a couple of
times just so he learned that if you want to be a poof then that is
your business. You don't sleaze onto other men in the dunnies, not in
this town you don't. The cheek of these bloody metrosexuals these
days, fair dinkum!

So a couple a days later Ian me coppa mate gets a call from the Sydney
police sayin that the little poof wants to press charges. Ian told
them to piss off cos he has already heard the story and they are lucky
that Merv isn't pressing charges for sexual assault. A few months
later Merv gets a letter from some laywer scum and it turns out that
the guy wasn't a poof at all. He wasn't even drunk. Crikey, he was a
half-retard cripple tourist whose wheelchair fell off the back of the
Tourist bus somewhere between bloody Woop-Woop and Timbucktu.

So Merv done the right thing and settled out of court, but he had to
sell his ute, bobcat and strewth, he even had to sell Jessie his
purebreed cattledog. That bitch could round up cattle with the best
of em and won Best Dog at last years show. Merv knows he wronged this
poor cripple, but he just wishes he would have kept the bloody lawyers
out of it. I reckon that cripple is riding around in the Rolls-Royces
of wheelchairs now. So in a way I guess it worked out for him.

I'll be off then cobbers, gotta get back to buildin me new fence.
Only another 1124km to go.

[Trimble Bracegirdle]

There's real talent on show there ..
But Kezza you got to know about the Auzzie Lesbian Animals here ;
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/strewth-australia-rocked-by-lesbian-koala-revelation-437806.html
Looks like there mostly up in Queensland ...do you go up there ?
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[Gray Death]

I think there might be a couple of lawyers in the .rpg newsgroup :)