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i sore michel jackson before he died :( :(

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Denny Pants

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Jun 30, 2009, 11:13:44 AM6/30/09
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hi evryone its me denny pants and it with grate sadness that i bring u
my new blog. i sore michle jackson before he died :( :( :( i was at
wallmart with my little cuzzin kenneth and he was trying on sum little
pants and then this guy with a black mask said do you need help with
that little boy and i screamed stranger danger!!!!!! and then the mall
cops came and tazer'd the guy and it was michle jackson!!!!! he sed
my hart please stop i'm having a hart attack!!! then i sed i am so
sorry mr jackson i thort u were a pedofile. he sed thats ok how about
u and your little cuzzin come to my ranch so i can make it up to u. i
sed yesirrrrrr!!!!

we went to his ranch and it was lots of fun :) me and kenneth played
hide and seek and i found a secret room and every room in the house
waz on a tv so i won evry game. i guess i was cheating lol! :) then
mickle gave us some jesus juice and sed he wanted to videotapp us
jumping on the bouncing castle. the jesus juice made me feel dizzy and
i sed look at me i'm michle jackson and started singing thriller and
doing sum crazy moves and i fell off and i fell on michle jackson :( :
( he said my hart my hart get him off me my hart!!!!! his hare fell
off and he sed he had to go back to callifornia to get it sowed back
on. he was mad with me :(

after he left me and kenneth went explorring and i found his dirty
room :) :) i called my mom and told her that i found a video of
kenneth nekkid in the shower and his willy is reely small! lol!!! and
there were video's of heaps of other boys to. she sed she was going
to call fox news and so i called mickle jackson and i sed gess what
mickle we found your dirty room and mom called fox news and my cuzzin
kenneth is going to be on americas funnyest home video's! then he
didnt answer and i herd the fone drop and sumone yelled doctor
doctor! then i sore on fox news that he was ded :( :( :( i bet he is
in heven now and he can have a hiddin camra in evry room in the hole
world!!!!! LOL!!! :) R.I.P mickle :`(

Carl

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Jun 30, 2009, 12:53:23 PM6/30/09
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Very funny, always an enjoyable read.

Gray Death

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Jul 1, 2009, 5:09:43 PM7/1/09
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They're starting to get a little bit too long again.

Rich Billionaire

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Jul 3, 2009, 5:22:58 AM7/3/09
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I was delighted when I found out he died.
Good riddance to the freak!
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