Totally OT: Laura Tobin is Engaged (Sob !)
Trimble Bracegirdle
You have to be British home or abroad to understand this.
Yes its true (sob n sigh !). Now seen with big sparkly Engagement ring.
""On the 16th December, 2009, it was announced in the Chronicle and Echo
(local Northampton newspaper) that Laura Tobin was engaged to Dean Brown.""
http://www.youtube.com/user/lauratobinfan
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(")_(") mouse (maybe she's just teasing ?)
Shawk
> Laura Tobin is Engaged (Sob !)
>
> You have to be British home or abroad to understand this.
>
> Yes its true (sob n sigh !). Now seen with big sparkly Engagement ring.
>
> ""On the 16th December, 2009, it was announced in the Chronicle and Echo
>
> (local Northampton newspaper) that Laura Tobin was engaged to Dean Brown.""
>
> http://www.youtube.com/user/lauratobinfan
nah... Georgie Palmer or Lucy Verasamy are more my cup of tea.... ;)
Nostromo
01:15:01 -0000, Anno Domini:
She looks like a typical stuck up cockney cow - prolly doesn't even take it
up the arse! ;-p *duck*
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Cronos
> Laura Tobin is Engaged (Sob !)
You have a crush on an average looking TV news broadcast weather person?
At least have a crush on a news caster worth having a crush on.
Cronos
> She looks like a typical stuck up cockney cow - prolly doesn't even take it
> up the arse! ;-p *duck*
>
And all Aussie girls do? Boing! Can I stay at your place when I get to Aus?
Morgan
> Laura Tobin is Engaged (Sob !)
>
> You have to be British home or abroad to understand this.
>
> Yes its true (sob n sigh !). Now seen with big sparkly Engagement ring.
>
> ""On the 16th December, 2009, it was announced in the Chronicle and Echo
>
> (local Northampton newspaper) that Laura Tobin was engaged to Dean Brown.""
>
> http://www.youtube.com/user/lauratobinfan
I'm more of a Keeley Donovan man myself.
Static Void
> Laura Tobin is Engaged (Sob !)
> http://www.youtube.com/user/lauratobinfan
Too bad she's in France and I'm not, but Ariane Brodier always gives the
viewing audience an extended forecast ;^)
Trimble Bracegirdle
to scare the immigrants of.
Laura (sigh) is no cockney ...she's Midlands ..
where the girls take n give it any way they want to.
She's also got a really impressive stack of Academic Qualifications .
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Trimble Bracegirdle
series on Ghandi was good) ..
She can do yer Headlines but she can't compete with Laura (sigh) Tobin
for Highs, Lows, & an occasional good Blow along your Coastal regions.
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Trimble Bracegirdle
But Ariane has such an easy job..French weather is always the same.
Endlessly Thundery in the North West ...hot n dry in the south ...
& soggy & grey in the North East, its always either to Hot or to Cold.
Laura (sigh) has so much variety to offer her customers.
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(")_(") mouse (Are not all French women supposed to be short, dark & hairy
?)
Trimble Bracegirdle
.Perky !
But if we are talking local rather than National Weather Bunnies
then BBC East's Julie Reinger has stayed longest in my Dreams
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=Julie+Reinger&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=Uro_S5yaCM6z4QaZx7iqCA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBYQsAQwAA
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Peter Huebner
says...
> She's also got a really impressive stack of Academic Qualifications .
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> (='.'=)
> (")_(") mouse (sigh)
>
An impressive Stack? Do I pick up on a double-entendre here?
Anyway, I think you should merge with that other OT thread here:
"Looking for a Weather Woman with a great stack who does email ..."
f.w.i.w. -Peter
Cronos
> Too bad she's in France and I'm not, but Ariane Brodier always gives the
> viewing audience an extended forecast ;^)
>
> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772845
Nice! But she dresses like a hooker and not a news caster.
Here's my entry for the U.S.A.
Trimble Bracegirdle
Shirley one of Humanities greater mysteries is why approximately 1/3 of
all USA people (most of them on TV) talk n squawk through there noses ??
I mean its not an accent or any particular Language characteristic.
I'm not sure I could live with a voice like that...
one or two steamy nights be OK tho.
Here in The Great Britishness Of The UK young women struggle with
Lisping ..I like but they mostly don't ..But no sign of this Lisping in the
USA ?
Ours don't squawk tho ...Quack a bit sometimes .
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Nostromo
Anno Domini:
Sure...you know I'm not a female though, errr...right? :-/
For the record, only 1 in 2 I've been out with did, including 3 nurses, 2
barmaids & 1 banking bitch.
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Nostromo
+1300, Anno Domini:
Heh, who was that Argentinian soap-star-cum-tv-show-host-cum-model hornbag
from a few years back...? <googles> Aha! Pamela David!
I bet she could report the weather & raise ratings without anyone giving a
shit whether it will be rain, hail or shine tomorrow! ;)
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Nostromo
Nah, here's a funny thread on Whirlpool with a few of our bevies:
http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies-archive.cfm/456526.html
Here's one of our top chick pics (imo):
http://tvp.textmalaysia.com/upload_files/9/15/31/1.jpg
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Nostromo
02:45:00 -0000, Anno Domini:
Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to trump all your amateurish efforts:
God bless those dirty Canuck chicks! >8^D
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Memnoch
Lucy for me too. Oh, and Lisa Burke too since I'm being greedy.
Memnoch
Reminds me a little of Eva Mendes.
Benedict
"Trimble Bracegirdle" <no-...@never.spam> wrote in message
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that padded-shoulder polyester jacket is a bit 'eighties'
Cronos
> My isn't Robin Meade Buxom ;) & Bouncy ...but she no do weather !
>
> Shirley one of Humanities greater mysteries is why approximately 1/3 of
> all USA people (most of them on TV) talk n squawk through there noses ??
You should hear Robin laugh, she sounds like a chipmunk.
I'm a Brit and pronounce fuck as fook, moosh.
Cronos
Cronos
> Reminds me a little of Eva Mendes.
I would give my right testicle for a night with Eva.
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
>Memnoch wrote:
>
>> Reminds me a little of Eva Mendes.
>
>I would give my right testicle for a night with Eva.
What, you like latino she-males? I'm sure there's a district in every major
US town that can satisfy your needs Cro ;-p.
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Trimble Bracegirdle
doesn't do the UK at all !
& why are they trying to speak in British accents ?
But your earlier choice is another much better matter ...I'll buy one.
MELISSA THEURIAU its seems... But French not Aussie
http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=MELISSA+THEURIAU&meta=&aq=f&oq=MELISSA+THEURIAU&fp=177016bc12fe49d4
but now married & with Baby so off the market.
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Nostromo
>No No No !! Nosto.. ..Naked News has very poor Weather forecasts..
>doesn't do the UK at all !
>& why are they trying to speak in British accents ?
>
>But your earlier choice is another much better matter ...I'll buy one.
>MELISSA THEURIAU its seems... But French not Aussie
>http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=MELISSA+THEURIAU&meta=&aq=f&oq=MELISSA+THEURIAU&fp=177016bc12fe49d4
DOH! Assumes she was one of ours given the thread. Oh well, I don't go for
hairy & smelly chicks, so leave her to you! <EG>
>but now married & with Baby so off the market.
Yeah, sure, THAT'S the reason neither you nor I will ever bag her! <rolls
eyes> ;-p
>(")_(") mouse (Don't they have ANY decent Women TV Presenters in Auz ?)
Huh? Of course we do. They've just all got old & had babies :).
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Cronos
> Sure...you know I'm not a female though, errr...right? :-/
I know, just trying to avoid expensive hotel bills while I look for
Aussie women to have anal sex with.
Cronos
> http://www.nakednews.com/
>
> God bless those dirty Canuck chicks! >8^D
>
We used to have a cooking show on TV with a naked guy and a woman doing
the cooking. Only saw it once but it was pretty weird and it isn't on
any more. Probably came from the U.S. too and was not Canadian.
Cronos
> What, you like latino she-males?
Eva is no she-male!!!
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee283/cboi24/EvaMendez.jpg
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
Knock yerself out:
I still say she has a head like an overly-masculine trannie :-p. *duck*
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Nostromo
Anno Domini:
The Naked sports news/report has had some good trim on show >8^P~~~
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Cronos
> The Naked sports news/report has had some good trim on show >8^P~~~
>
I saw one chick there doing the weather in the main page ad and she was
fucking ugly but most were decent. You pay for that service? How much
per month is it? It's not something I would ever pay for.
Cronos
> I still say she has a head like an overly-masculine trannie :-p. *duck*
>
I see she is in that Werner Herzog movie 'Bad Lieutenant:Port of Call'
so will be a must see for me. I usually like Herzog movies too. There
was already a movie on the same subject matter and also called 'Bad
Lieutenant' with Harvery Keitel and yet Herzog says his movie is not a
remake of the Keitel movie. Maybe not a remake exactly but it is for
sure heavily influenced by it.
Eva is sexy as hell and ranks up there with Monica Belluci. Or do you
think she looks like a tranny too?
Mark Morrison
wrote:
>Nostromo wrote:
You'lll notice his/her genitals are out of shot.. :-p
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
LOL - no, I just Googled it! But yeah, it can be hit & miss with the Czech
chicks...but not the Hungarian honeys! >8^D
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Nostromo
Anno Domini:
>Nostromo wrote:
>
>> I still say she has a head like an overly-masculine trannie :-p. *duck*
>>
>
>I see she is in that Werner Herzog movie 'Bad Lieutenant:Port of Call'
>so will be a must see for me. I usually like Herzog movies too. There
>was already a movie on the same subject matter and also called 'Bad
>Lieutenant' with Harvery Keitel and yet Herzog says his movie is not a
>remake of the Keitel movie. Maybe not a remake exactly but it is for
>sure heavily influenced by it.
Watched about 15-20 mins with the Mrs, but she couldn't stomach it past the
car park scene with Nick doing a drug shakedown of a couple clubbers (hasn't
inspired me to watch the rest of it yet either).
>Eva is sexy as hell and ranks up there with Monica Belluci. Or do you
>think she looks like a tranny too?
>
>http://webpages.csus.edu/~pv274/belluci.jpg
She's getting on a bit on now & the plastic & collagen hasn't helped.
Typical euro-trash Italian slut though, so yeah, much better than Eva! ;-p
(& that photo is like 20 years old lol!)
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Nostromo
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
Yep, you can only take so much labia at face value before you start to ask
the question "was this once something else?" <EG>.
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Cronos
> (& that photo is like 20 years old lol!)
>
Yes, I like to remember her in her prime. She looked babe-a-licious in
Braveheart and Coppola's Dracula (very small scene as a vampire chick,
but man, she looked hot even if it was just for 30 seconds).
Cronos
> You'lll notice his/her genitals are out of shot.. :-p
She looks like she is just waiting for me to give to her up the bum so
don't care if she has a dick or not. ;)
Cronos
> Yep, you can only take so much labia at face value before you start to ask
> the question "was this once something else?" <EG>.
>
Yea, sure, I bet you are one of those people that think Lady Ga-Ga was
once a man too.
Gerry Quinn
sp...@never.spam says...
> Nostromo is sooo! Aussie n rough there Government must be paying him
> to scare the immigrants of.
>
> Laura (sigh) is no cockney ...she's Midlands ..
> where the girls take n give it any way they want to.
>
> She's also got a really impressive stack of Academic Qualifications .
I like her, you cannot but look at her and smile. With the BBC weather
visualisations, I think of her flying overhead like an angel.
Obviously I'm getting old!
- Gerry Quinn
Gerry Quinn
says...
> Trimble Bracegirdle wrote:
>
> > Laura Tobin is Engaged (Sob !)
>
> Too bad she's in France and I'm not, but Ariane Brodier always gives the
> viewing audience an extended forecast ;^)
>
> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772845
SCORCHIO!!!
- Gerry Quinn
Gerry Quinn
Aargh, France multiplying like bacteria...
- Gerry Quinn
Gerry Quinn
cro...@sphere.invalid says...
From that angle she makes me susapicious, frankly! I think she's
concealing something.
- Gerry Quinn
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
There are numerous foreign films she's in where she gets her kit off - in
fact, I challenge you to find any she doesn't!
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Nostromo
Anno Domini:
Nah, just another Madonna wannabe I-talian slut. She's a man, trapped inside
a woman's body. You a big fan? ;-p
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Nostromo
Anno Domini:
I think that says it all & there are places you can go for that kind of
suspense/mystery treatment if you like. Tx for the honesty though >;-).
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Cronos
news:3g96k5hmgghrsb8pl...@4ax.com...
> There are numerous foreign films she's in where she gets her kit off - in
> fact, I challenge you to find any she doesn't!
Name some of them. No crap movies please.
Cronos
> Nah, just another Madonna wannabe I-talian slut. She's a man, trapped
> inside
> a woman's body. You a big fan? ;-p
No, but she is entertaining to watch on youtube if I am bored enough and is
most certainly not a man. I don't even like Madonna either but she did write
a few catchy songs too. I'm more into Dead Can Dance and Nick Cave kind of
music. You should know them because they both originate from Aus. Of course
they both had to go to the UK to get any real recognition. Even ACDC had to
do that also. Mind you, ACDC are mostly Scottish with just one member who is
a real Aussie.
Xocyll
the porn spammer to utter "The Augury is good, the signs say:
I thought the rumor about her was that she was a hermaphrodite.
Xocyll
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Cronos
>
> I think that says it all & there are places you can go for that kind of
> suspense/mystery treatment if you like. Tx for the honesty though >;-).
>
Nah, I'm not into that but did once have a very pretty tranny ask me out
on a date. I graciously declined.
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
Dude, Google is your friend. Irreversible is one which has some *very*
graphic cringe-worthy stuff. Not to mention all the web sites with pics of
her nekkid.
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Nostromo
Anno Domini:
Yeah, well, there is that. Seems most of our good singers, actors or soapies
have to go to the UK or US to get the recognition they deserve (or even
don't!).
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Nostromo
Anno Domini:
You gotta take yer compliments anywhere you can get them I say! ;)
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Cronos
> You gotta take yer compliments anywhere you can get them I say! ;)
>
Unless they trick you into thinking they are a real female, then you
punch them in the gob. I knew that one was male because knew her/him
from the night club I used to hang out at.
One night this tourist guy we met we were showing around the various
night clubs and he want and danced with this ok looking girl at an after
hours club we took him too. Five minutes later a girl came over and told
me our friend was dancing with a tranny. When we told him after the
dance he felt sick to his stomach. Haha.
Memnoch
>Nostromo wrote:
>
>> What, you like latino she-males?
>
>Eva is no she-male!!!
>
>http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee283/cboi24/EvaMendez.jpg
That proves nothing! You can see the Photoshoppery around the neck. Nice body
though, whoever it belongs to! ;-)
Cronos
> That proves nothing! You can see the Photoshoppery around the neck. Nice body
> though, whoever it belongs to! ;-)
Nope, that's her bum and here is a better view as further evidence.
http://blog.themavenreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/600_eva_mendes__opt.jpg
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
So she shaves. So do I. ;-p
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Mark Morrison
And you KNOW she has her little fella tucked in !
Cronos
> And you KNOW she has her little fella tucked in !
OK, I will get back to you when, and if, I find full frontal nudity of
her. I did see up her skirt in Ghost Rider during one scene and saw no
suspicious bulge.
Matt v3.3
> OK, I will get back to you when, and if, I find full frontal nudity of
> her. I did see up her skirt in Ghost Rider during one scene and saw no
> suspicious bulge.
They probably removed it with CGI - "special" effects ;-P
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Mark Morrison
wrote:
Maybe it was very cold when they were shooting ? Did you check to see
if Nick Cage has a bulge, to compare ?
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
Only if she's a she-male as predicted - then it may have firmed up just a
little for ol Nick I reckon! >8^D
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