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The Wordsmith

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Nov 6, 2009, 9:59:34 AM11/6/09
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Please don't consider this spam. I am trying to help you find a job.

If I had a nickel for every resume I have handled in my 17 years as a
recruiter, I would be a rich woman. Instead I have to settle for being
outrageously good � looking..ok, I am kidding about the latter but the
point is that one handles a lot of resumes as a recruiter.

Keeping these things in mind, let�s discuss the resume. Those of you in the
job market for anything other than a manual labor position know that you
need one in some form. Until the recruiter meets you in person or talks to
you on the telephone, that resume is the total summary of who and what you
are-hopes, dreams, goals, track record and personality. It follows then,
that you want to provide your best first impression then, right?

Sometimes there is a disconnect between the brain and the print on the
resume. Typing errors, words with incorrect definitions (e.g., insure vs.
ensure) and misleading the reader about what you want to do are big points
that will disqualify you for a position and you will never learn that is
happened. Why? Employers don�t want to be sued. In today�s American society
anyone can be sued and right or wrong, you have to defend yourself in
court. Anyone can make these errors and I have made my share-I am not
perfect either. I am in a position to help others not make errors that will
get them disqualified before they have a chance to get an interview.

I invite you to go to my websites www.words-r-us.com or
www.words-are-us.com if you think you need help with your resume. How do
you kn ow you need help?

1.You sent your resume in and you get no response at all .
2.You send in your resume and keep getting rejected for positions for which
you know you are qualified.
3.You get inquiries from potentials employers for jobs you don�t want.
4.You get inquiries from potential employers for positions that are too
senior or junior for your skills.
There may be others to be sure. Again, I invite you to check out my
websites. The prices are deliberately low to keep my services within the
reach of the unemployed and the college student.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Elmer Fudd

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Nov 7, 2009, 9:25:17 AM11/7/09
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The Wordsmith wrote:
> Please don't consider this spam. I am trying to help you find a job.
>
> If I had a nickel for every resume I have handled in my 17 years as a
> recruiter, I would be a rich woman.

No, you would still be just a dumb bitch like you are now. Thinking
anyone will fall for your trap in an RPG group is about as dumb as they
come.

Static Void

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Nov 7, 2009, 2:55:01 PM11/7/09
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Elmer Fudd wrote:

> The Wordsmith wrote:
>>
>> If I had a nickel for every resume I have handled in my 17 years as a
>> recruiter, I would be a rich woman.
>
> No, you would still be just a dumb bitch like you are now. Thinking
> anyone will fall for your trap in an RPG group is about as dumb as
> they come.

Let's spam this dumb bitch to hell, here's the address:

word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com

I'm repeating it to make sure spam bots won't miss it :)

word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com
word...@words-r-us.com


Justin H.

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Nov 8, 2009, 1:10:08 PM11/8/09
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Static Void wrote:
> Elmer Fudd wrote:
>> The Wordsmith wrote:
>>> If I had a nickel for every resume I have handled in my 17 years as a
>>> recruiter, I would be a rich woman.
>> No, you would still be just a dumb bitch like you are now. Thinking
>> anyone will fall for your trap in an RPG group is about as dumb as
>> they come.
>
> Let's spam this dumb bitch to hell, here's the address:
>

You're making a wild assumption that the dumb bitch in question is the
actual owner of said address.

Jerry

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Nov 9, 2009, 6:59:14 AM11/9/09
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The Wordsmith on 11/6/2009 in
<2009110614593...@codeine.sabotage.org> wrote:

www.words-are-us.com is hosted by Intuit Website Services and is
violating their terms of use:

http://intuitlabs.com/terms-of-use

Report violations to intui...@intuit.com or report on Twitter
http://twitter.com/IntuitLabs

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Dimensional Traveler

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Nov 9, 2009, 5:23:01 PM11/9/09
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Jerry wrote:
> The Wordsmith on 11/6/2009 in
> <2009110614593...@codeine.sabotage.org> wrote:
>
>> Please don't consider this spam. I am trying to help you find a job.
>>
>> If I had a nickel for every resume I have handled in my 17 years as a
>> recruiter, I would be a rich woman. Instead I have to settle for being
>> outrageously good � looking..ok, I am kidding about the latter but the

>> point is that one handles a lot of resumes as a recruiter.
>>
>> Keeping these things in mind, let�s discuss the resume. Those of you

>> in the job market for anything other than a manual labor position
>> know that you need one in some form. Until the recruiter meets you in
>> person or talks to you on the telephone, that resume is the total
>> summary of who and what you are-hopes, dreams, goals, track record
>> and personality. It follows then, that you want to provide your best
>> first impression then, right?
>>
>> Sometimes there is a disconnect between the brain and the print on the
>> resume. Typing errors, words with incorrect definitions (e.g., insure
>> vs. ensure) and misleading the reader about what you want to do are
>> big points that will disqualify you for a position and you will never
>> learn that is happened. Why? Employers don�t want to be sued. In
>> today�s American society anyone can be sued and right or wrong, you

>> have to defend yourself in court. Anyone can make these errors and I
>> have made my share-I am not perfect either. I am in a position to
>> help others not make errors that will get them disqualified before
>> they have a chance to get an interview.
>>
>> I invite you to go to my websites www.words-r-us.com or
>> www.words-are-us.com
>
> www.words-are-us.com is hosted by Intuit Website Services and is
> violating their terms of use:
>
> http://intuitlabs.com/terms-of-use
>
> Report violations to intui...@intuit.com or report on Twitter
> http://twitter.com/IntuitLabs
>
So we can tweet the twit?

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Myths - Will - Fall!

Wes Groleau

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Nov 9, 2009, 9:38:56 PM11/9/09
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Jerry wrote:
>> <snip>

>
> www.words-are-us.com is hosted by Intuit Website Services and is
> violating their terms of use:

Yes, we knew it was spam. Now _you_ posted spam on five newsgroups. Why?


--
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From the laziness that is content with half-truths,
From the arrogance that thinks it knows all truth,
O God of Truth, deliver us.
--Leslie Dixon Weatherhead
--Rabbi Mordechai M. Kaplan
--ancient prayer
--unknown
--(no attempt at attribution)
(a thousand thanks to someone who can tell me who
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Wes Groleau

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Nov 9, 2009, 9:39:55 PM11/9/09
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Dimensional Traveler wrote:
> [snip]

>
> So we can tweet the twit?

Please don't re-re-post spam.

--
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Justin

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May 8, 2010, 3:44:17 AM5/8/10
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In article <hdajnv$lgf$2...@news.eternal-september.org>,
Wes Groleau <Grolea...@FreeShell.org> wrote:

> Jerry wrote:
> >> <snip>
> >
> > www.words-are-us.com is hosted by Intuit Website Services and is
> > violating their terms of use:
>
> Yes, we knew it was spam. Now _you_ posted spam on five newsgroups. Why?

Farts.

Rakar the gnarly grass-disprover

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May 8, 2010, 3:56:27 AM5/8/10
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Justin, ye legless unconstant womankind, thou speaketh an infinite deal
of nothing, ye opined:

test 123

Main Entry: fart
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: flatulence
Synonyms: gas, vapors, wind
Main Entry: fart
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: expel gas
Synonyms: break wind, cut one, cut the cheese, pass gas, rip one, toot
Main Entry: break wind
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: pass gas
Synonyms: cut one, cut the cheese, fart, let her rip, rip one

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Vruurk the inexhaustible felon-scrutineer

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May 8, 2010, 3:57:36 AM5/8/10
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Justin, ye earth-vexing fiddler, let's meet as little as we can, ye
diffused:

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May 8, 2010, 1:47:03 PM5/8/10
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On May 8, 2:56 am, Rakar the gnarly grass-disprover
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