Thief is not realistic!

[Andrew See]

Saw this in the Thief Message board on the LGT Website. I thought it
was so funny that I'd repost it here:

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Thief is not realistic at all!
Yesterday i wondered if the things that happen
in thief can be duplicated in real life. So i
sown my comforter so it looks like a robe with
a hood, took my brother's nerf bow, and some water
filled baloons . And i went to walmart.

I was at the entrance, and things wasn't looking very
good, walmart is really BRIGHT. So i attached
my nerf arrows with a water filled baloon, and
shot the nearest flourescent bulb. UNLIKE the
game, the bulb stayed on, and from the corner
of my eyes i saw two guards coming to get me.

I stood my ground while i pull on my nerf bow
string, and Whooosh, plop!, again UNLIKE the game,
the guard i shot wasn't affected. So i ran away,
and a car almost hit me!!! I was like, CAR??!!,
i thought this is medieval time (so much for realism)!!......ok
long story short, i called my mom to pick me up
from jail. The moral of the story: Thief is not realistic!!!!

I'm sorry for your wasted time. HAIL LOOKING
GLASS TECHNOLOGY!!!!. Watch out guys, MartThief's
next stop is your office!! I wanna steal a gold
copy!

[Fred Quattrone]

LOL!!!!!!!

Great Post!

FQ

[Vamp]

Heheheh. I'm going to save this one.

Vamp

[PaxSquared]

Who would have thought wit could be used for good in newsgroups?

I would have to echo those thoughts....

From one software house to another GREAT JOB LOOKING GLASS!

Got stuff to steal.....

-Paximus

"Insert catchy marketing phrase here."