Whatever happened to...
Shawk
Some of his best quotes from 2005...
"YOU HAVE ACCEPTED STEAM!
and every gamer who accept steam is weak, submissive and a coward"
"portrait of a valve gamer
HAPPY AND VERY IGNORANT"
"VALVE is the "ruthless dictator" using his "war machine" STEAM
I'm from the underground "resistance" which fights for freedom"
"everything is important when it comes to fight steam
valve's has many powerfull weapons, so we must use everything we have!"
"its a complete humiliation what valve is making every gamer do"
"don't forget, valve took away "CHOICE"
there is no "CHOICE" with valve, it has to be their way or none
as a consumer don't you agree "CHOICE" is one of the most important
things?"
"its disgusting making news of valve's pure propaganda "we are great we
banned even more bandits", the media should simply ignore them
and you really touch what is important, its so evident valve becoming
"judge, jury and executioner" and steam gamers are helpless mice in
valve cage ready to by fried"
But my favourites...
"how far would valve make you go so you could play hl2?
would you even sell your own mother to play hl2?????
ps: no disrespect to all wonderful mothers around the world but instead
complete despise for brainless gamers wanting to become valve's servants"
"valve = worshiping satan (this one is only speculation but probably true)"
:) Maybe we should have a regular thread of infamous troll and/or moron
quotes... Eep2, Derek Smart etc...
Its a shame the new ones are such low standard.
Schrodinger
"Shawk" <sh...@gmx.com.3guesses> wrote in message
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I almost came to believe that SteamKiller was real. Perhaps in another
reality, he was and I am allowing myself the conceit that he does still
exist somewhere.
Jonah Falcon
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John Lewis still posts.
Gray Death
> DiFool/Steamkiller etc...?
>
> :) Maybe we should have a regular thread of infamous troll and/or moron
> quotes... Eep2, Derek Smart etc...
>
> Its a shame the new ones are such low standard.
Those are all good, but my favorite was something like "If you buy a
game on MASTER STEAM then it is the same as pushing over an old lady
and stealing her handbag COWARD" (paraphrasing).
I thought Little Ghetto G's callout rap was pretty good. I might try
to find it.
Gray Death
I too wonder whether he is lurking and using every ounce of willpower
to stop his finger clicking "reply" :). That's assuming he's not
responsible for Danger/Little Ghetto G/Dennypants/Kezza.
Shawk
I was honoured to get a mention... :)
Gray Death
Nice timing, just finished reading it.
"The worst of them all is some smartass named Shawk-an'
he's always doin some squawkin or too busy talkin. Step up to the
plate muthafucka or just get to a walkin'. "
:)
Nostromo
18:35:17 -0500, Anno Domini:
Pot, kettle, black hole. Are you really that daft to even post in a thread
like this, much less start pointing fingers, you fucking loon? ROFLMFAO!
--
Nostromo
Nostromo
(PST), Anno Domini:
Yeah, I was very unhappy that 'Nostromo' is such a bitch to rhyme...though
there's a kiddie or two here who tried with their limited grasp of 'rhyme',
spoonerisms and/or the English language :).
--
Nostromo
Zank Frappa
> DiFool/Steamkiller etc...?
PCLamer?.. Funny you should mention that cause I was just thinking about
him the other day, and trying to locate that pic of the Steam Infected
version of Bioshock that I had shopped some time ago - does anybody
still have it?
Yup, that was me - I used to have a different nick back then.
I also had a special version of Stalker made up in your honour, Shawk,
remember that? 7.-D
>:) Maybe we should have a regular thread of infamous troll and/or
> moron quotes... Eep2, Derek Smart etc...
> Its a shame the new ones are such low standard.
Shame indeed but you forgot the most infamous of them all - Thrasher.
Christian Brandt
> "YOU HAVE ACCEPTED STEAM!
> and every gamer who accept steam is weak, submissive and a coward"
I started to accept Steam when Steam started to sell two month old top
games for �2,50. Man do I feel ashamed being ripped off :-)
Christian Brandt
Shawk
> Shawk wrote:
>
>> DiFool/Steamkiller etc...?
>
> PCLamer?.. Funny you should mention that cause I was just thinking about
> him the other day, and trying to locate that pic of the Steam Infected
> version of Bioshock that I had shopped some time ago - does anybody
> still have it?
>
> Yup, that was me - I used to have a different nick back then.
>
> I also had a special version of Stalker made up in your honour, Shawk,
> remember that? 7.-D
Shit... yeah I do remember it now. Must have a look for it again... :)
Briarroot
>
ACK! You just invoked He-Who-Must-Never-Be-Named! Now we're for it! 8-0
> Its a shame the new ones are such low standard.
>
Yup.
--
"It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for
the public to be the most anxious for its welfare." - Edmund Burke
(1729-1797)
Mark Morrison
Nostromo rhymes with homo - I'm amazed that one passed them by. :)
Shawk
Not back then but have you seen Tyraledus's return email address? ;)
Sorry Nos... but it made me smile
Shawk
> Shawk wrote:
>>
>> :) Maybe we should have a regular thread of infamous troll and/or
>> moron quotes... Eep2, D**** S**** etc...
>>
>
> ACK! You just invoked He-Who-Must-Never-Be-Named! Now we're for it! 8-0
Damn... I thought you had to say it three times into a mirror??
Vincenzo Beretta
> there is no "CHOICE" with valve, it has to be their way or none
> as a consumer don't you agree "CHOICE" is one of the most important
> things?"
I guess he was against UHC too, then.
Mr Rob
wrote:
>DiFool/Steamkiller etc...?
When I first read the title of this thread and opened it I fully
expected to read "White dog shit"
I don't know why that has stuck with me for so many or years or why I
still find it so amusing.
I think I need a hobby.
--
Rob
JAB
Lack of bone in the diet I believe ... I think I need a hobby too!
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
>Nostromo rhymes with homo - I'm amazed that one passed them by. :)
He, he, there's an idjit here who tried 'Nostrohomo' every now & then. I was
hoping no one would tip him as to just how lame it is ;).
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Nostromo
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
>Not back then but have you seen Tyraledus's return email address? ;)
>
>Sorry Nos... but it made me smile
Tyraledus who? ;)
--
Nostromo
Shawk
Too much chalk in the dog food IIRC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pIoR67ktSY
I have a hobby... it doesn't always help...