Going out of business. Top Quality food going cheap!
Bob Brock
On Sun, 27 Aug 2000 03:19:28 GMT, ry...@sympatico.ca (Ryan Penn) wrote:
>My partner and I started Survivall Products a year and a half ago to
>provide people with food and supplies for man made and natural
>disasters. This were going really well until the last few month when
>we have decided to go our seperate ways and close down the business.
>
>We have some inventory left and if you are interested please see our
>auctions on ebay
>
>http://cgi6.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewListedItems&userid=pennryan&include=0&since=-1&sort=2&rows=25
>
>or contact us directly at in...@survivall.com . We still have a full
>variety of food available. (no scrampled eggs left).
>
>Please don't order directly from the site as this will be charged out
>at full retail price.
>
>www.survivall.com
>
>887-630-3663
>
>
>
>Thanks
>
>
>Ryan
ra dio
cute...scram-pled .... like in 'scram' (Bug Out...for the hills)...;-O
Bob Brock
wrote:
><snip>(no scrampled eggs left). <snip>
>
>cute...scram-pled .... like in 'scram' (Bug Out...for the hills)...;-O
Just another seller of food packaged for long term storage folding up
now that the FUD is gone. Got caught with all that stock they gotta
get rid of.
Bidding remains at 0 for all the items. Yup, there's a real survival
food shortage, but it's not the food that's in short supply. It's
buyers. The 3 months kit goes for $70 and shipping is $70. Perhaps
if they lowered it a little and paid shipping costs, it would be a
good deal.
Anyway, some in the ng were telling us how they had eaten all their
Y2k supplies and how yummy it was for the tummy. I just thought I'd
show them where they can get some more nitrogen packed groceries.
Oh yeah, that's right, all the doomers were predicting that Y2k foods
would be selling on e-bay for 20 cents on the dollar by the middle of
2000. All this talk about how they predicted bad things is just polly
revisionism. Isn't it?
ra dio
for each month over the past 2 years...see if there is/was a plethora of
post Rollover generator fire sales...;
when you run a Scare'em or Ponzi or MLM scheme, the first rule is to get
out on the way up or before the market is saturated...and the way up
endpoint for Y2K was Clearly Demarcated....D,oh ;-O
the (one and only) Y2K/survivalist store herabouts was barely visible
before Rollover, only open 1-2 hrs per day a coupla days a week in a
moribund collapsing mall (rent almost free ?)...and then after the
Rollover,Poof...totally gone...;
//
Joe Carr
Bob Brock wrote in message <22fhqs8aut6kdmrmd...@4ax.com>...
c.c.sb...@01.killspam.us.com
group'ld be all spam by now!
In article <dibiqsg3572jt0f03...@4ax.com>, Bob Brock (bbr...@i-america.net) wrote:
> Anyway, some in the ng were telling us how they had eaten all their
> Y2k supplies and how yummy it was for the tummy. I just thought I'd
> show them where they can get some more nitrogen packed groceries.
Thanks for the info - winter's coming, and it's fire season now. My
canned goods are mostly gone, and I'm looking for a more diverse stock,
plus rotation.
> Oh yeah, that's right, all the doomers were predicting that Y2k foods
> would be selling on e-bay for 20 cents on the dollar by the middle of
> 2000. All this talk about how they predicted bad things is just polly
> revisionism. Isn't it?
Bobby, get a life. I said it then, and I'll say it now: preparedness is
always important.
Ravan
--
Ravan Asteris rasteris / at \ rahul / dot \ net
(squish "/ and \" to make symbols like "&")
http://www.rahul.net/rasteris/
Pro News/2 User
ra dio
salt, lard. <snip>
or more properly, the cholesterol maximisation super group...hope you
drank from the good end of the gene pool....;-)
remember, the True Test of a Big Iron sys programmer is to be able to
drink cold coffee from a styrofoam cup that has a cigarette butt in it,
and Not notice ...;-O
Bob Brock
>Gee, I see some people are still posting here a lot!! I figured this
>group'ld be all spam by now!
Well, just another thing that you got wrong...
>In article <dibiqsg3572jt0f03...@4ax.com>, Bob Brock (bbr...@i-america.net) wrote:
>
>> Anyway, some in the ng were telling us how they had eaten all their
>> Y2k supplies and how yummy it was for the tummy. I just thought I'd
>> show them where they can get some more nitrogen packed groceries.
>
>Thanks for the info - winter's coming, and it's fire season now. My
>canned goods are mostly gone, and I'm looking for a more diverse stock,
>plus rotation.
Well, unless you are just going to talk about it, you need to make a
bid. Bidding remains at zero. Here is a hint. If you want to buy
it, you have to make a bid.
That is unless it's all talk.
>
>> Oh yeah, that's right, all the doomers were predicting that Y2k foods
>> would be selling on e-bay for 20 cents on the dollar by the middle of
>> 2000. All this talk about how they predicted bad things is just polly
>> revisionism. Isn't it?
>
>Bobby, get a life. I said it then, and I'll say it now: preparedness is
>always important.
Like I said then and like I'll say now, without an adequate threat
analysis you don't know what to prepare for. Take Y2k for example.
Big waste of time and money for a lot of people. I think it strained
a few relationships too.
Do a good threat analysis and prepare for likely events. Leave the
more esoteric TEOTWAWKI events to the nut cases with a
political/religious ax to grind.
See the archives for examples.
Happy bidding. I'll keep looking for your bid to show up.
c.c.sb...@01.killspam.us.com
> On 29 Aug 2000 06:46:11 GMT, c.c.sb...@01.killspam.us.com wrote:
> >Gee, I see some people are still posting here a lot!! I figured this
> >group'ld be all spam by now!
> Well, just another thing that you got wrong...
As if I care.
> >Thanks for the info - winter's coming, and it's fire season now. My
> >canned goods are mostly gone, and I'm looking for a more diverse stock,
> >plus rotation.
> Well, unless you are just going to talk about it, you need to make a
> bid. Bidding remains at zero. Here is a hint. If you want to buy
> it, you have to make a bid.
If I buy from them. As it was, I went grocery shopping at my favorite
restaurant/bulk goods store.
> That is unless it's all talk.
No, that's your gig.
> >> Oh yeah, that's right, all the doomers were predicting that Y2k foods
> >> would be selling on e-bay for 20 cents on the dollar by the middle of
> >> 2000. All this talk about how they predicted bad things is just polly
> >> revisionism. Isn't it?
> >
> >Bobby, get a life. I said it then, and I'll say it now: preparedness is
> >always important.
> Like I said then and like I'll say now, without an adequate threat
> analysis you don't know what to prepare for. Take Y2k for example.
> Big waste of time and money for a lot of people. I think it strained
> a few relationships too.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen from you. Good preparedness is
flexible for multiple kinds of disaasters, not single threat longshots.
> Do a good threat analysis and prepare for likely events. Leave the
> more esoteric TEOTWAWKI events to the nut cases with a
> political/religious ax to grind.
Likely major events in my area, gauged by over ten years actual
experience: earthquake, fire, floods. Minor events: friends homeless,
and personal unemployment.
> Happy bidding. I'll keep looking for your bid to show up.
A) Do you really think I'd post with my real name?? You wouldn't know my
bid if you saw it.
Ravan, laughing at the silly idiot
Bob Brock
>In article <lt3oqsoebifae5cd5...@4ax.com>, Bob Brock (bbr...@i-america.net) wrote:
>> On 29 Aug 2000 06:46:11 GMT, c.c.sb...@01.killspam.us.com wrote:
>
>> >Gee, I see some people are still posting here a lot!! I figured this
>> >group'ld be all spam by now!
>
>> Well, just another thing that you got wrong...
>
>As if I care.
Apparently you're right since you are so adept at doing it again and
again. Practice makes perfect.
>
>> >Thanks for the info - winter's coming, and it's fire season now. My
>> >canned goods are mostly gone, and I'm looking for a more diverse stock,
>> >plus rotation.
>
>> Well, unless you are just going to talk about it, you need to make a
>> bid. Bidding remains at zero. Here is a hint. If you want to buy
>> it, you have to make a bid.
>
>If I buy from them. As it was, I went grocery shopping at my favorite
>restaurant/bulk goods store.
The you didn't need the info after all did you?
>
>> That is unless it's all talk.
>
>No, that's your gig.
And "getting it wrong" is yours.
>
>> >> Oh yeah, that's right, all the doomers were predicting that Y2k foods
>> >> would be selling on e-bay for 20 cents on the dollar by the middle of
>> >> 2000. All this talk about how they predicted bad things is just polly
>> >> revisionism. Isn't it?
>> >
>> >Bobby, get a life. I said it then, and I'll say it now: preparedness is
>> >always important.
>
>> Like I said then and like I'll say now, without an adequate threat
>> analysis you don't know what to prepare for. Take Y2k for example.
>> Big waste of time and money for a lot of people. I think it strained
>> a few relationships too.
>
>That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen from you. Good preparedness is
>flexible for multiple kinds of disaasters, not single threat longshots.
And you're Y2k stand makes survivalists look like a bunch of nuts
because you pushed this "single threat long shot" as far as the dead
horse would carry it.
>
>> Do a good threat analysis and prepare for likely events. Leave the
>> more esoteric TEOTWAWKI events to the nut cases with a
>> political/religious ax to grind.
>
>Likely major events in my area, gauged by over ten years actual
>experience: earthquake, fire, floods. Minor events: friends homeless,
>and personal unemployment.
Don't forget all that time that you pushed Y2k as being in that list.
You screwed up and made survivalists look like a bunch of idiots.
>
>> Happy bidding. I'll keep looking for your bid to show up.
>
>A) Do you really think I'd post with my real name?? You wouldn't know my
>bid if you saw it.
Since there were "NO BIDS" on the stuff, I can safely assume that you
didn't bid. Which part of "0" don't you understand?
So, how many predicted that survival food would be selling for 20
cents on the dollar and no one would want it?
>
> Ravan, laughing at the silly idiot
Looking in a mirror or do you carry around a picture of yourself???
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
> Rumor was, my brain-waves were being stolen by Space Aliens so that they
> (the brain-waves) might be implanted into the heads of hack journalists.
That could only improve them, Doc. Is this a bad thing?
NA
The grammar of your first sentence is ambiguous. There are four plurals
in the sentence which it addresses (brainwaves, Space Aliens, heads, hack
journalists); which of these are the 'them' to whom you refer?
DD
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
(Sigh!) I knew this was coming after I posted and thought about WHOM I
was talking.
The reference to 'them' is to the last plural in the sentence... 'hack
journalists'.
(Heaven forbid that we could *improve* on your fine, albeit stolen,
brainwaves!)
NA
NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>In article <2Wwt5.715$zx3....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>
>> In article <050920002316590787%hkaul@_lava.net>,
>> NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>> >In article <G_Ss5.21270$Y51.2...@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>> ><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >> Rumor was, my brain-waves were being stolen by Space Aliens so that they
>> >> (the brain-waves) might be implanted into the heads of hack journalists.
>> >
>> >That could only improve them, Doc. Is this a bad thing?
>>
>> The grammar of your first sentence is ambiguous. There are four plurals
>> in the sentence which it addresses (brainwaves, Space Aliens, heads, hack
>> journalists); which of these are the 'them' to whom you refer?
>>
>> DD
>
>(Sigh!) I knew this was coming after I posted and thought about WHOM I
>was talking.
>
>The reference to 'them' is to the last plural in the sentence... 'hack
>journalists'.
Thanks much for the clarification... but how are my brain-waves going to
improve their short, dry coughings?
>
>(Heaven forbid that we could *improve* on your fine, albeit stolen,
>brainwaves!)
Pfoo... you'se jes' easily impressed.
DD
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
> In article <070920000900156250%hkaul@_lava.net>,
> NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
> >In article <2Wwt5.715$zx3....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
> ><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
> >
> >> In article <050920002316590787%hkaul@_lava.net>,
> >> NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
> >> >In article <G_Ss5.21270$Y51.2...@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
> >> ><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> Rumor was, my brain-waves were being stolen by Space Aliens so that they
> >> >> (the brain-waves) might be implanted into the heads of hack journalists.
> >> >
> >> >That could only improve them, Doc. Is this a bad thing?
> >>
> >> The grammar of your first sentence is ambiguous. There are four plurals
> >> in the sentence which it addresses (brainwaves, Space Aliens, heads, hack
> >> journalists); which of these are the 'them' to whom you refer?
> >>
> >> DD
> >
> >(Sigh!) I knew this was coming after I posted and thought about WHOM I
> >was talking.
> >
> >The reference to 'them' is to the last plural in the sentence... 'hack
> >journalists'.
>
> Thanks much for the clarification... but how are my brain-waves going to
> improve their short, dry coughings?
Now *that* is an Arcturan secret that we will never reveal. It's all
part of the plot. We've found a 'hack' with a high tolerance to
Stilton!
NA
You've found a Stilton-tolerant hack? Hmmmm... perhaps the next thing
you'll find is a taxi which is attractive in a masculine way; that way you
could boast of having discovered a very...
... han(d)som(e) cab.
DD
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
Ouch! Clearly we have some work to do on 'Pun filtering' your
brainwaves.
NA
Do your best, Dupe of the Arcturans, and see how a *real* Earther deals
with... errrr... I mean, ai, ai! Oi, oi! They will force me to trade in
my tin-foil-and-egg-salad hat and buy Satan's own wig, there's bound to be
the Devil toupee!
DD
Richard Brennan
>In article <BA2u5.1006$zx3....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>
>>
>
>> You've found a Stilton-tolerant hack? Hmmmm... perhaps the next thing
>> you'll find is a taxi which is attractive in a masculine way; that way you
>> could boast of having discovered a very...
>>
>> ... han(d)som(e) cab.
>
>Ouch! Clearly we have some work to do on 'Pun filtering' your
>brainwaves.
Perhaps you could get it done as a Matter of Urgency?
--
Richard Brennan
c.c.sb...@01.killspam.us.com
> In article <8ot9fh$hcc$1...@samba.rahul.net>,
> <c.c.sb...@01.killspam.us.com> wrote:
> [snippage]
> >That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen from you. Good preparedness is
> >flexible for multiple kinds of disaasters, not single threat longshots.
> This, in sum, appears to me to represent one of the loggerheads at which
> folks find themselves.
> 'Ummmmm... do you *really* think you need a fully-equipped operating
> theater?'
> 'Oh. *I* see... you're against Preparedness, ah ha!'
> In this particular manifestation, though, there is a possibility for some
> discussion; note the qualifies 'good'.
> Might it be rude to ask, then, now that 'good preparedness' has been
> delineated, that some examples of 'bad preparedness' be given?
Actually, the example you gave might well be an example of bad
preparedness.
Good preparedness relies on these factors:
1) a reasonable estimation of potential disasters, both personal and
natural
2) a balanced selection of items to comprise ones supplies
3) a method/plan to rotate and refresh those supplies.
4) a willingness to admit that you've gone down the wrong road and revise
your plans.
Of course, "reasonable" is subjective, and based on an individual's life
experiences.
For example, once when I was involved with corporate earthquake
preparedness, we picked up two stretchers, but no water reserves.
Bzzzzt, an unbalanced supply, because we were thinking more along the
lines of first aid than "survival" in a building without water.
A well rounded disaster plan allows for food, water, sanitation, shelter,
cooking/heat, and first aid, as well as lesser comfort issues. For me, I
look primarily at an earthquake scenario, with its attendant disruptions
to power, water, sanitation, and shelter stability. If I lived on a flood
plain, I would stock sandbags, too. I also keep an eye to being able to
give "care packages" to friends whose month exceeds their money, so I
stock up on staples, and buy in bulk, or in long term storage containers
that I can just hand someone.
You see, DD, preparedness was never a Y2K only thing for me. Y2K just
gave me the push to rebuild my stocks, and round out my preparedness in
general. I could afford it, and it makes my day-to-day stress in the
volatile job market *much* less.
Now all I need is a place in the boonies for when I want to escape the rat
race.
Ravan
c.c.sb...@01.killspam.us.com
Primarily because I hate E-bay, secondarily because you were watching.
But just to make you happy, I'll look for stuff on E-bay and see if I can
bring myself to register with them.
Ravan
NA
... as is 'balance'... as is 'methodology'... but, be that as it may...
>
>For example, once when I was involved with corporate earthquake
>preparedness, we picked up two stretchers, but no water reserves.
>Bzzzzt, an unbalanced supply, because we were thinking more along the
>lines of first aid than "survival" in a building without water.
Thanks much for the example; it is greatly appreciated.
DD
Pro News/2 User
NA
Pro News/2 User <kiy...@attglobal.XOUT.net> wrote:
>On Sun, 4 Sep 3900 19:46:46, docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>
>> Years ago I heard a rumor that Space Aliens were stealing my brain-waves.
>
>More likely the Space Aliens were planting strange ideas in your brain,
>ideas that would take root, sprout, and bear fruit.
What silliness! What a laughable theory! What foolishments! That would
deny me responsibility for my thoughts and actions, making me a Victim of
(Space Alien) Soicumstance.
>If they
>were stealing your brain-waves, we could identify them as they would be
>the Aliens with a taste for English Stilton. We could spot the pungent
>plume
>of cheese scent trailing them.
In space no one can smell your Stilton.
>
>Stilton, not exactly cheap, nor a top quality food.
Not even half-right, Mr Hamasaki... there are inexpensive Stiltons
available which can introduce the impecunious neophyte to the
possibilities which exist... and even the better ones (say, the Neal's
Yard Colston Bassett) can be found by convenent mail-order for a mere
twenty-odd dollars a pound.
DD
NaKaula
wrote:
No, no, no! De Devil's in 'de tails'!
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
Stilton 'Bassett'!? Does this stuff, perchance, make your eyes, ears,
and cheeks droop? Now I know how those poor dogs were genetically
altered!
NA
Hmmmmm... one might think that the Prince of Darkness might be able to
find a better job than that of maitre d'hote.
DD
NA
*Far* from it... for those blessed with a Proper Palate it makes the lips
to smile, the eyes to shine and the tongue to dance.
(The dance is, of course, a Stately Minuet... no undignified gyrations for
someone enjoying such a treat.)
>Now I know how those poor dogs were genetically
>altered!
I see... have you been coming to optimistic scientific conclusions again?
DD
Na Kaula
<ri...@skag.vispa.co.uk> wrote:
We understand it is painful to all. We have lost many brainwave analysts
already. It is indeed urgent.
--
Y2K?
Y-not2K!
(Remove the underscore for e-mail.)
Jacques Bernier
JB
On Sun, 10 Sep 2000 00:10:57 GMT, docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
snip
Richard Brennan
>>
>>Stilton 'Bassett'!? Does this stuff, perchance, make your eyes, ears,
>>and cheeks droop?
>
>*Far* from it... for those blessed with a Proper Palate it makes the lips
>to smile, the eyes to shine and the tongue to dance.
>
--
Richard Brennan
Richard Brennan
Shameless Puns we're talking about!
--
Richard Brennan
NA
It might be were I capable of making pico 3.5 produce such characters as
'maître d'hôtel'... but I did not have your example to cut-n-paste.
DD
NA
A break from the usual mundanities, perhaps... a change is as good as a
rest, or so it is said.
DD
NA
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>
>>In article <BA2u5.1006$zx3....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>>> You've found a Stilton-tolerant hack? Hmmmm... perhaps the next thing
>>> you'll find is a taxi which is attractive in a masculine way; that way you
>>> could boast of having discovered a very...
>>>
>>> ... han(d)som(e) cab.
>>
>>Ouch! Clearly we have some work to do on 'Pun filtering' your
>>brainwaves.
>
... 'cause... he... had...
Hiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes, he had hiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes,
He had... high, ap-ple-pie in the skiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes!
So if you're feelin' kinda 'orf',
Get up, change 'n morph,
Just remember that Dwarf!
Oops! there goes another. Arc-tu-ran...
(oops! there goes another Arc-tu-ran...)
Oops! there goes another Arcturan Brain-Wave Analyst!
DD
NA
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>
>>In article <CvWt5.955$zx3....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>>> Thanks much for the clarification... but how are my brain-waves going to
>>> improve their short, dry coughings?
>>
>>Now *that* is an Arcturan secret that we will never reveal. It's all
>>part of the plot. We've found a 'hack' with a high tolerance to
>>Stilton!
>
>oscillator is aligned with Mars (curse you, Evil Short One), the
>universe will be OURS!!
Hee, hee... 'Monterey Jack duodenal oscillator', talk about a wild-goose
chase to burn up time and resources! Mess with an *Earther* and watch
what you get... errrrr... I mean ai, ai! Oi, oi! Woe is unto me, a
monterey Jack duodenal oscillator! All is lost!
DD
NA
>>(the brain-waves) might be implanted into the heads of hack journalists.
>
Why do you think I bothered to say it, eh?... errrr... I mean, ai, ai!
Oi, oi! All is lost!
DD
NaKaula
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
> docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>
> >In article <q90rrsolp2j5lqhqr...@4ax.com>,
> > <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
> >>NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <BA2u5.1006$zx3....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
> >>><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
> >><snip>
> >>>> You've found a Stilton-tolerant hack? Hmmmm... perhaps the next thing
> >>>> you'll find is a taxi which is attractive in a masculine way; that way
> >>>> you
> >>>> could boast of having discovered a very...
> >>>>
> >>>> ... han(d)som(e) cab.
> >>>
> >>>Ouch! Clearly we have some work to do on 'Pun filtering' your
> >>>brainwaves.
> >>
> >>Oops! there goes another Arcturan Brain-Wave Analyst.
> >
> >... 'cause... he... had...
> >Hiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes, he had hiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes,
>
> Y'see? It's working. I *knew* he would do that, once I provided the
> Trigger Phrase. Na, that Stil-Blu 7000 Polychromatic Filter with
> Bi-Directional Multi-Level Mold Killer is doing the trick.
>
> >He had... high, ap-ple-pie in the skiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes!
> >So if you're feelin' kinda 'orf',
> >Get up, change 'n morph,
> >Just remember that Dwarf!
> >Oops! there goes another. Arc-tu-ran...
> >(oops! there goes another Arc-tu-ran...)
> >Oops! there goes another Arcturan Brain-Wave Analyst!
[Fingernails-screeding-on-chalkboard-*SHUDDER*]
> aaaauuugggghhhh... I gotta get that gefilter fission bridge in place.
Gefilte' Fish? His Horribleness will be pleased. {Shudder}
NA
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>
>> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>>>NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <BA2u5.1006$zx3....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>>>><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>>><snip>
>>>>> You've found a Stilton-tolerant hack? Hmmmm... perhaps the next thing
>>>>> you'll find is a taxi which is attractive in a masculine way; that way you
>>>>> could boast of having discovered a very...
>>>>>
>>>>> ... han(d)som(e) cab.
>>>>
>>>>Ouch! Clearly we have some work to do on 'Pun filtering' your
>>>>brainwaves.
>>>
>>>Oops! there goes another Arcturan Brain-Wave Analyst.
>>
>>... 'cause... he... had...
>>Hiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes, he had hiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes,
>
>Trigger Phrase. Na, that Stil-Blu 7000 Polychromatic Filter with
>Bi-Directional Multi-Level Mold Killer is doing the trick.
Of *course* you knew... and I knew that you knew, hence my many cries of
'Ai, ai! Oi, oi! Woe is unto me, all is lost!'
>
>>He had... high, ap-ple-pie in the skiiiii-iii-iiigh hopes!
>>So if you're feelin' kinda 'orf',
>>Get up, change 'n morph,
>>Just remember that Dwarf!
>>Oops! there goes another. Arc-tu-ran...
>>(oops! there goes another Arc-tu-ran...)
>>Oops! there goes another Arcturan Brain-Wave Analyst!
>
>aaaauuugggghhhh... I gotta get that gefilter fission bridge in place.
Are you sure you'll need such? It might be that it would do you as much
good as a Hole in the Head.
DD
NA
[snippage]
>>>It's only a matter of time... once the Monterey Jack duodenal
>>>oscillator is aligned with Mars (curse you, Evil Short One), the
>>>universe will be OURS!!
>>
>>Hee, hee... 'Monterey Jack duodenal oscillator', talk about a wild-goose
>>chase to burn up time and resources! Mess with an *Earther* and watch
>>what you get... errrrr... I mean ai, ai! Oi, oi! Woe is unto me, a
>>monterey Jack duodenal oscillator! All is lost!
>
>We told you about the MJDO; It's what you *don't* know that you should
>worry about. Like the new Semolina Phased Turret Cannon with Farina,
>or the-- uh, never mind.
... like the Alfalfa Aberration Alternator or (*gasp*) that
Spanky-brand-new version of the Buckwheatstone Bridge?
Why the hail leave those out... after all, it seems the Gang's all here!
DD
NA
Ahhhhh... *just* what you should be thinking... errrr... I mean, ai, ai!
DD
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
Mr. Fixxit, we *DO* need a multipole Pun filter here... ugently!
(The dwarf-size version.) If his Horribleness will not give us the
budget requests, let him come to the front-lines personally and endure
this!
...my mind is going... I can feel it... Dave?
NA
NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>In article <ScIv5.102$l35....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>
Well why didn't you *say* so? Hey now, make it snappy... Stanislaw,
Jerzy, Miroslaw, Slawomir... come now, there is need for your Pun filter!
DD
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from
Holland called 'Holes"?
NA
NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>In article <djfw5.1256$l35....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>Holland called 'Holes"?
Ummmm... it might be due to the fact that they're called 'Nederlanders'.
DD
NA
>get this old biscotti oscillator de-tuned, I think I can produce a
>beat frequency and cancel out the pun waves... gotta do it before we
>get hit again!
Seems like that biscotti oscillator only deal with things which are
half-baked.
DD
NA
>keep this straight!
As unbent as it ever might be... so if I'm thinking just what I should be
thinking there's nothing wrong with 'Ai, ai!'... as that's what I'm
thinking.
DD
NA
>>Of *course* you knew... and I knew that you knew, hence my many cries of
>>'Ai, ai! Oi, oi! Woe is unto me, all is lost!'
>
Of course8 you did... that's exactly what you already knew, right?
>
><snip>
>>>aaaauuugggghhhh... I gotta get that gefilter fission bridge in place.
>>
>>Are you sure you'll need such? It might be that it would do you as much
>>good as a Hole in the Head.
>
>Yeah, like I'm going to listen to an Evil Short Earther.
If you're not then someone's wasting an *awful* lot of time with someone's
brainwaves, isn't someone?
DD
NA
Analysts... analyse, last I looked. If you're not listening then what
might be the mechanism which allows you to know the cause of another
Brain-Wave Analyst's whoops-there-goings?
>I'm just second-in-charge of this mis-begotten, pale excuse of a
>galactic sector, and the impending takeover thereof.
It might be yet another fine demonstration of the Peter Principle.
DD
NA
>>>Ouch! That one took out one of our bset Brain-Wave Analysts. If I can
>>>get this old biscotti oscillator de-tuned, I think I can produce a
>>>beat frequency and cancel out the pun waves... gotta do it before we
>>>get hit again!
>>
>>Seems like that biscotti oscillator only deal with things which are
>>half-baked.
>
Teel that to the various widows and orphans of the Brain-Wave Analysts.
DD
NA
NA
>>
>>Analysts... analyse, last I looked. If you're not listening then what
>>might be the mechanism which allows you to know the cause of another
>>Brain-Wave Analyst's whoops-there-goings?
>
Odd sentence-fragment there... as for me, I get silly, giddy and
frivolous... but only when my mood's right.
>What do you think we Second-in-Command
>Dupes of the Arcturans do with our time? No, I don't want to know.
It might be that you while away the hours with choruses of hearty Baritone
Yodelling.
>
>>>I'm just second-in-charge of this mis-begotten, pale excuse of a
>>>galactic sector, and the impending takeover thereof.
>>
>>It might be yet another fine demonstration of the Peter Principle.
>
>That it might, yes. That might also be *just* what We want you to
>think.
You see? What you are doing is succeeding! Ai, ai! Oi, oi! All is lost
and the situation turns to sausage... the absolute wurst!
DD
NA
>>>>>get this old biscotti oscillator de-tuned, I think I can produce a
>>>>>beat frequency and cancel out the pun waves... gotta do it before we
>>>>>get hit again!
>>>>
>>>>Seems like that biscotti oscillator only deal with things which are
>>>>half-baked.
>>>
>>>Of course! That's why it's so effective on your puns!
>>
>>Teel that to the various widows and orphans of the Brain-Wave Analysts.
>
>every other Green Thursday. What more could we do?
You *could* be smart enough to choose your Brain-Wave Analysts from a
species which reproduces by binary fission... no widows and orphans to
worry about then!
DD
NA
>> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
><snip>
>>>Now you've got it!
>>
>>Of *course* I do... or *do* I?
>
Hoo, hoo... teach *them* to mess with an Earther, it will!... errrrr... I
mean, ai, ai! Oi, oi! All is lost!
DD
NA
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>
>>In article <dl5qss8dl3q2gis5l...@4ax.com>,
>> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>>>docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>>>
>>><snip>
>>>>>*I'm* not listening, Lawd no! That's why we have Brain-Wave Analysts!
>>>>
>>>>Analysts... analyse, last I looked. If you're not listening then what
>>>>might be the mechanism which allows you to know the cause of another
>>>>Brain-Wave Analyst's whoops-there-goings?
>>>
>>>I get regular reports, silly.
>>
>>Odd sentence-fragment there... as for me, I get silly, giddy and
>>frivolous... but only when my mood's right.
>
A rough job, aye... but *someone's* got to do it.
>
>>>What do you think we Second-in-Command
>>>Dupes of the Arcturans do with our time? No, I don't want to know.
>>
>>It might be that you while away the hours with choruses of hearty Baritone
>>Yodelling.
>
>What's wrong with that?
I'm not certain... perhaps about as much as is right with it.
>It helps pass the time, and the rythm provides
>a nice counterpart to the head-throbbing from partying on Arcturan
>Dris-powder.
>
>>
>>>
>>>>>I'm just second-in-charge of this mis-begotten, pale excuse of a
>>>>>galactic sector, and the impending takeover thereof.
>>>>
>>>>It might be yet another fine demonstration of the Peter Principle.
>>>
>>>That it might, yes. That might also be *just* what We want you to
>>>think.
>>
>>You see? What you are doing is succeeding! Ai, ai! Oi, oi! All is lost
>>and the situation turns to sausage... the absolute wurst!
>
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
More Brain-Wave Analysts, Mom... please?
DD
NA
>all over the place! The resulting mass of protoplasm had the
>intelligence of dirt. Have you ever been knee-deep in Idiot Aldeberan
>Gleebs?
I try to avoid such situations, thanks... but I have the feeling it might
be remarkably similar to this thread.
DD
NA
>> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
><snip>
>>>>You see? What you are doing is succeeding! Ai, ai! Oi, oi! All is lost
>>>>and the situation turns to sausage... the absolute wurst!
>>>
>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>
>>More Brain-Wave Analysts, Mom... please?
>
Those? They're notoriously unreliable and easy to render useless, they'll
fail you at... errrr... I mean, ai, ai! Oi, oi! An insuperable task!
DD
NA
>given to Earthers?
>
>You *must* finish your Gleeb. Ve haff vays off mekking you finish...
You know... the easiest way to make sure an Earther finishes a Gleeb is to
throw him in that br'ar patch over thar...
DD
NA
>>You know... the easiest way to make sure an Earther finishes a Gleeb is to
>>throw him in that br'ar patch over thar...
>
>there in a jiffy; How would that make... --hey, waitaminnit! Why're
>you tryin to help me by tellin me this? Don't you be tryin to trick
>me!
You mean you *won't* throw me in that br'ar patch over there... or you
will? Make up your mind, now, time's a-wastin'... which shall it be?
(Teach *them* to mess with an Earther!)
DD
NA
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>
>>In article <db1gts4408vgktkq7...@4ax.com>,
>> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>>>docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>>>
>>><snip>
>>>>You know... the easiest way to make sure an Earther finishes a Gleeb is to
>>>>throw him in that br'ar patch over thar...
>>>
>>>You mean, that br'ar patch over yonder? My guards could have you in
>>>there in a jiffy; How would that make... --hey, waitaminnit! Why're
>>>you tryin to help me by tellin me this? Don't you be tryin to trick
>>>me!
>>
>>You mean you *won't* throw me in that br'ar patch over there... or you
>>will? Make up your mind, now, time's a-wastin'... which shall it be?
>
>notice.
Now *there's* an interesting result... as you see fit, of course, no br'ar
patches it is. *Such* a pity, that!
>
>>(Teach *them* to mess with an Earther!)
>
>Why do you keep repeating this order?
An ancient Earther invocation of blessing and prosperity; it is *most8
deserved by the Dupes of the Arcturans.
>And to whom are you referring by
>"*them*"?
Those who, by their actions, merit such blessings and prosperity.
DD
NA
>>>notice.
>>
>>Now *there's* an interesting result... as you see fit, of course, no br'ar
>>patches it is. *Such* a pity, that!
>
>you in that br'ar patch.
Of *course* that's what is wanted... how might it ever have been
otherwise?
>
>>
>>>
>>>>(Teach *them* to mess with an Earther!)
>>>
>>>Why do you keep repeating this order?
>>
>>An ancient Earther invocation of blessing and prosperity; it is *most8
>>deserved by the Dupes of the Arcturans.
>
>Of course we deserve it; how noble of a lowly Evil Short Earther to
>realize it.
Noble, indeed... take the example of br'ar patches and what you've
concluded therefrom... truly, teach *them* to mess with an Earther, it
will!
>
>>>And to whom are you referring by
>>>"*them*"?
>>
>>Those who, by their actions, merit such blessings and prosperity.
>
>But *we* do not need to be taught "to mess with an Earther"; it's bred
>into us. I do not understand why you think we need to be taught such
>things.
Eh? You 'do not understand why I think' something? But that's
*impossible*, all my thoughts are *obvious* and *clear*, no?
Now. about those br'ar patches...
DD
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
> In article <dl6qts8806p1o2lor...@4ax.com>,
> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
> >docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
> >
> >>In article <db1gts4408vgktkq7...@4ax.com>,
> >> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
> >>>docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
> >>>
> >>><snip>
> >>>>You know... the easiest way to make sure an Earther finishes a Gleeb is to
> >>>>throw him in that br'ar patch over thar...
> >>>
> >>>You mean, that br'ar patch over yonder? My guards could have you in
> >>>there in a jiffy; How would that make... --hey, waitaminnit! Why're
> >>>you tryin to help me by tellin me this? Don't you be tryin to trick
> >>>me!
> >>
> >>You mean you *won't* throw me in that br'ar patch over there... or you
> >>will? Make up your mind, now, time's a-wastin'... which shall it be?
> >
> >There will be no Earthers thrown into br'ar patches until further
> >notice.
>
> Now *there's* an interesting result... as you see fit, of course, no br'ar
> patches it is. *Such* a pity, that!
There is, however, an active volcano pit in the vicinity of N 19.3
lat., W155.0 long. that may be used for small, baked egg-salad batches.
NA
>>>you in that br'ar patch.
>>
>>Of *course* that's what is wanted... how might it ever have been
>>otherwise?
>
*Each* and *every* story is different... unless, of course, it is the
same.
>
><snip>
>>Noble, indeed... take the example of br'ar patches and what you've
>>concluded therefrom... truly, teach *them* to mess with an Earther, it
>>will!
>
>I'm sure it will, sometime, somewhere. We, however, do not need to be
>taught. We, do, however, appreciate your blessings.
At what rate of interest do you appreciate them?
>
><snip>
>>>But *we* do not need to be taught "to mess with an Earther"; it's bred
>>>into us. I do not understand why you think we need to be taught such
>>>things.
>>
>>Eh? You 'do not understand why I think' something? But that's
>>*impossible*, all my thoughts are *obvious* and *clear*, no?
>
>Your thoughts are *obvious*; to make them *clear* needs the work of
>Brain-Wave Analysts.
Well, by all means... bring them on!
>
>>Now. about those br'ar patches...
>
>Earthers are restricted from br'ar patches until further notice. Not
>only will you NOT be thrown into them, you may NOT approach them.
*Just* what was requested... splendid!... errrrr... I mean, ai, ai! Oi,
oi! All is lost!
DD
NaKaula
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
> <snip>
> I said:
> >> >There will be no Earthers thrown into br'ar patches until further
> >> >notice.
>
> The Evil Dwarf said:
> >> Now *there's* an interesting result... as you see fit, of course, no br'ar
> >> patches it is. *Such* a pity, that!
>
> NaKaula said:
> >There is, however, an active volcano pit in the vicinity of N 19.3
> >lat., W155.0 long. that may be used for small, baked egg-salad batches.
>
> Ooh, a volcano pit! Much more fun than an ol' br'ar patch! I'll have
> my minions look into this; we may be having a volcano party!
>
> May this pit be used for small, *half*-baked egg-salad batches?
Half-baked may be tried at your own risk. The temperature of molten
rock usually results in *very* well done.... nearly instantly. Have
the troops wear breathing apparatus. Those sulfur fumes are nearly as
deadly as Stilton fumes! (We gotta train some gleebs for this...
they're not much good for anything else, and who cares if they come
back 'baked'?)
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
Perhaps Mr. Hamasaki will teach you the hula-moves to appease the
Volcano goddess before your appointment with the caldera... but only if
you grovel.
NA
NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>In article <bb8H5.1189$B81....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>
>Volcano goddess before your appointment with the caldera... but only if
>you grovel.
Hmmmmm... that or the br'ar patch... choices, choices...
DD
ProNews/2 User
> In article <bb8H5.1189$B81....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
> <docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>
> Perhaps Mr. Hamasaki will teach you the hula-moves to appease the
> Volcano goddess before your appointment with the caldera... but only if
> you grovel.
Pele only accepts whiskey and virgins. DD is neither. (Not that I have
first hand evidence, mind you.)
--
cory hamasaki
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
> In article <181020002213379135%hkaul@_lava.net>,
> NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
> >In article <bb8H5.1189$B81....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
> ><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
> >
> >> In article <flmcus07evfn1bucb...@4ax.com>,
> >> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
(Snippity little thing)
> >> >Earthers are restricted from br'ar patches until further notice. Not
> >> >only will you NOT be thrown into them, you may NOT approach them.
> >>
> >> *Just* what was requested... splendid!... errrrr... I mean, ai, ai! Oi,
> >> oi! All is lost!
> >
> >Perhaps Mr. Hamasaki will teach you the hula-moves to appease the
> >Volcano goddess before your appointment with the caldera... but only if
> >you grovel.
>
> Hmmmmm... that or the br'ar patch... choices, choices...
Classic dilemma, no? Avoidance/avoidance.
(Are the brainwave analysts getting this?? He's nearly paralyzed with
indecision!)
NA
>>>taught. We, do, however, appreciate your blessings.
>>
>>At what rate of interest do you appreciate them?
>
Hee, hee... just what was required!... errrr... I mean, how munificent of
you to abide by the bounds of propriety.
>
><snip>
>>>Your thoughts are *obvious*; to make them *clear* needs the work of
>>>Brain-Wave Analysts.
>>
>>Well, by all means... bring them on!
>
>They are, they are!
They are? Hmph... hard to find good Intergalactic Help nowadays, it
seems.
>
>>>>Now. about those br'ar patches...
>>>
>>>Earthers are restricted from br'ar patches until further notice. Not
>>>only will you NOT be thrown into them, you may NOT approach them.
>>
>>*Just* what was requested... splendid!... errrrr... I mean, ai, ai! Oi,
>>oi! All is lost!
>
>You better believe all is lost, earther! Just you wait til our main
>fleet gets here...
Not to worry... there may have been some things you've forgotten along but
it is almost *certain that you'll...
... remember the main.
DD
NA
NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>In article <0yzH5.123$qM6....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>
>> In article <181020002213379135%hkaul@_lava.net>,
>> NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>> >In article <bb8H5.1189$B81....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>> ><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> In article <flmcus07evfn1bucb...@4ax.com>,
>> >> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>
>(Snippity little thing)
>
>> >> >only will you NOT be thrown into them, you may NOT approach them.
>> >>
>> >> *Just* what was requested... splendid!... errrrr... I mean, ai, ai! Oi,
>> >> oi! All is lost!
>> >
>> >Volcano goddess before your appointment with the caldera... but only if
>> >you grovel.
>>
>> Hmmmmm... that or the br'ar patch... choices, choices...
>
>Classic dilemma, no? Avoidance/avoidance.
>(Are the brainwave analysts getting this?? He's nearly paralyzed with
>indecision!)
That's *right*, analysts! Are you getting this? Pay *close* attention,
it is a *very* important thought-process!
(Teach *them* to mess with an Earther!)
DD
NA
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>
>>In article <0yzH5.123$qM6....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>>
>>> In article <181020002213379135%hkaul@_lava.net>,
>>> NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>>> >In article <bb8H5.1189$B81....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>>> ><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> In article <flmcus07evfn1bucb...@4ax.com>,
>>> >> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>>
>>(Snippity little thing)
>>
>>> >> >Earthers are restricted from br'ar patches until further notice. Not
>>> >> >only will you NOT be thrown into them, you may NOT approach them.
>>> >>
>>> >> *Just* what was requested... splendid!... errrrr... I mean, ai, ai! Oi,
>>> >> oi! All is lost!
>>> >
>>> >Perhaps Mr. Hamasaki will teach you the hula-moves to appease the
>>> >Volcano goddess before your appointment with the caldera... but only if
>>> >you grovel.
>>>
>>> Hmmmmm... that or the br'ar patch... choices, choices...
>>
>>Classic dilemma, no? Avoidance/avoidance.
>>(Are the brainwave analysts getting this?? He's nearly paralyzed with
>>indecision!)
>
>it up, he was ripe for the Volcano Gods line. Now, he's entering the
>Indecision Loop, and Earth will be ours!!
This is *too* easy... teach *them* to mess with an Earther!... slowly,
slowly... set it up cleanly, neatly... I mean...
... ai, ai! Oi, oi! All is lost, I have no idea which way to turn! Yes,
no, yes, no... shall I stay or shall I go?
The only way out... the only road to take to leave this dilemma behind...
the only way to get the fork out of this indecision...
... and that's to sing!
My first trip to the Winnipeg country,
My first trip to the Chippewa shore,
There I met one Rosie O'Grady,
Betterwise known as The Winnipeg Whore!
(everybody join!)
'Come right in, now don't I know ya?
'Let me set upon your knee!
'How'd ya like some fancy lovin'?
'Dollar-an-a-half is the usual fee!'
(Baritones down a third!)
She took me over to her bedside,
That's the place where she did sleep,
There were lice and fleas and bedbugs,
Wasn't clean... but it sure was cheap!
(louder, ladies!)
She was pushin' and I was shovin',
We both knew what 'twas all about,
'Till I missed my watch and wallet -
Christ A'mighty, I did shout!
(wind it up now!)
Then she called her pimps and bullies,
Must'a been a dozen or more!
You'da laughed for to cream your britches,
T'see my butt flyin' out that door!
Well now... that seems to take care of just about *everything*, as it
usually does.
DD
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
Grab a Mop! There's analyst brains all over the ceiling!!
So this is what he'd rather do than learn the 'Hamasaki Hula'!?
NA
NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>In article <tFKK5.1509$ZX2....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>
>> In article <9csgvsctfeg7krrb5...@4ax.com>,
>> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>> >NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
[snippage]
>> >That trick of yours about the br'ar patch did it, Sir! Once he brought
>> >it up, he was ripe for the Volcano Gods line. Now, he's entering the
>> >Indecision Loop, and Earth will be ours!!
>>
>> This is *too* easy... teach *them* to mess with an Earther!... slowly,
>> slowly... set it up cleanly, neatly... I mean...
>>
>> ... ai, ai! Oi, oi! All is lost, I have no idea which way to turn! Yes,
>> no, yes, no... shall I stay or shall I go?
>>
>> The only way out... the only road to take to leave this dilemma behind...
>> the only way to get the fork out of this indecision...
>>
>> ... and that's to sing!
[Snippage of a frivolous, but spirited, rendition of 'The Winnipeg Whore']
>> Well now... that seems to take care of just about *everything*, as it
>> usually does.
>
>Grab a Mop! There's analyst brains all over the ceiling!!
>So this is what he'd rather do than learn the 'Hamasaki Hula'!?
Well, truth be known... Dance is a form of communication with which I'm
not all that comfortable; song, on the other hand, can be, as demonstrated
here, suitable effective.
DD
NA
>>slowly... set it up cleanly, neatly... I mean...
>>
>>... ai, ai! Oi, oi! All is lost, I have no idea which way to turn! Yes,
>>no, yes, no... shall I stay or shall I go?
>
>
>>The only way out... the only road to take to leave this dilemma behind...
>>the only way to get the fork out of this indecision...
>>
>>... and that's to sing!
>
>not listening--LA LA-LA LA LA DUM DE DOO DA
>
>AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Teach *them* to mess with an Earther!
DD
Jacques Bernier
snip
>Well, truth be known... Dance is a form of communication with which I'm
>not all that comfortable; song, on the other hand, can be, as demonstrated
>here, suitable effective.
Skating is dancing!
JB
NA
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
"Me, too!"
I grew up on Ice Skates in a Northern Town.
I still do rollerblades down the beachparks.
NA
How nice! Why don't the two of you work together, then, and get a letter
off to that nice Brinker boy explaining to him how a set of point-shoes
will do him just fine?
DD
NA
>>>Grab a Mop! There's analyst brains all over the ceiling!!
>>>So this is what he'd rather do than learn the 'Hamasaki Hula'!?
>
Really, one might have thought you'd be used to it by now.
>
>>Well, truth be known... Dance is a form of communication with which I'm
>>not all that comfortable; song, on the other hand, can be, as demonstrated
>>here, suitable effective.
>
>"Effective?? EFFECTIVE?? You should see our Brain-Wave Analyst Room!
>That attack almost got to ME!
Hee, hee, hee... there are some things less merciful than a direct hit,
aye... I mean, ai, ai! Oi, oi! Truly, the Dupe doth seem invulnerable!
>
>I'm tired of foolin' around--READY THE ARGON-POTATO SALAD BOMB!
*That* one? Well, it almost makes sense... your own worthless hot air
avails you little advantage so you see the need to turn to a...
... no-bull gas.
DD
Jacques Bernier
partner making the other end do acrobatic movements.
Picture Mr Bean at the beach!
JB
Jacques Bernier
Tanned babes in skimpy outfits zooming past ol' Na.
May you hit many lamp posts!
JB
On Tue, 31 Oct 2000 23:56:03 -1000, NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
snip
NA
M Bernier, many things 'can be viewed' as other things; press-releases and
book-reports (what *does* one call a book report of a book that hasn't
been published... a 'manuscript report'?) can be viewed... well, as a
variety of things. Certain manifestations of the complusive twitchings of
Tourette's syndrome can be viewed to satisfy you in this matter, as well.
>One more or less stiff
>partner making the other end do acrobatic movements.
>
>Picture Mr Bean at the beach!
Thanks but no; the advertisements I've seen for that series do not
encourage me to do further research.
DD
GFostel
>
>Kite flying can also be viewed as dancing. One more or less stiff
>partner making the other end do acrobatic movements.
It is a competitive sport in Asia. As dancing is in the west, e.g. Ballroom
dancing, ice dancing etc. Sport may be the wrong word, bt it will have to do.
I like the clssification of all of these things as 4 dimenstional expression.
The 4th is, of course, time.
---garyFostel---
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
Hah! I had my gaseous Pun filter ready for that one!
I hate to 'raise a stink', but...
we could find some real Bull gas leftover from all those cattle
experiments. It's still oxygen-free, and the smell is so much more....
aromatic.... than the argon. We don't need to be odorless on this one!
NA
NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>In article <_U3M5.2188$5v6....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
><docd...@clark.net> wrote:
>
The type that filters through sand... or the more precise one that boxes
in the molecules in gaseous clay?
DD
NA
>Days Are Numbered. No More Mister Nice Guy!
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure... give me a holler when the onion-bits start
flying, write when you get work... errrr.. I mean, ai, ai! Oi, oi! All
is lost!
DD
NA
<fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>
>>In article <ei0svs4ft988ru1gh...@4ax.com>,
>> <fix...@bright.net> wrote:
>>>docd...@clark.net ( NA) wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <301020000803259222%hkaul@_lava.net>,
>>>>NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>>><snip>
>>>>>Grab a Mop! There's analyst brains all over the ceiling!!
>>>>>So this is what he'd rather do than learn the 'Hamasaki Hula'!?
>>>
>>>I *hate* when this happens!
>>
>>Really, one might have thought you'd be used to it by now.
>
>Brain-Wave Analyst's brain.
Really? Since when does more-than-one Analyst = 'a'?
>
><snip>
>>>I'm tired of foolin' around--READY THE ARGON-POTATO SALAD BOMB!
>>
>>*That* one? Well, it almost makes sense... your own worthless hot air
>>avails you little advantage so you see the need to turn to a...
>>
>>... no-bull gas.
>
>Ow! Have your fun while you can, Earther... The Argon-Potato Salad
>Bomb is working, even now, curdling your egg-salad; re-grouting will
>avail you naught!
Of *course* it won't, that's why the alignment's been checked and
sealant's been... errrrr, I mean, ai, ai!
Get some sausage, Dupe...
... and do your wurst.
DD
NA
>>>Hah! I had my gaseous Pun filter ready for that one!
>>
>>The type that filters through sand... or the more precise one that boxes
>>in the molecules in gaseous clay?
>
>technology.
Hee, hee, hee... who advises these guys, Arthur Anderson? They're not
using gaseous clay, all I have to do is let loose a ripe one to give them
a whiff of *real*...
... pyeeeewwwww-gilism.
DD
NaKaula
<docd...@clark.net> wrote:
Now *that* would be telling! You won't get that information out of me,
Dwarf! "Loose Lips Sink Interstellar Ships".
NA
NaKaula <hkaul@_lava.net> wrote:
>In article <HXnN5.2700$5v6....@iad-read.news.verio.net>, NA
>Dwarf! "Loose Lips Sink Interstellar Ships".
The usual sloppy Dupe-of-the-Artcurans thinking... *do* tell, ol' Newton,
me boy, how something in nullgrav 'sinks'?
DD
Richard Brennan
>
>[snippuns]
>
>Hee, hee, hee... who advises these guys, Arthur Anderson? They're not
>using gaseous clay, all I have to do is let loose a ripe one to give them
>a whiff of *real*...
>
>... pyeeeewwwww-gilism.
>
reckon!
--
Richard Brennan
NA
Richard Brennan <ri...@skag.vispa.co.uk> wrote:
>NA wrote:
>>
>>[snippuns]
>>
>>Hee, hee, hee... who advises these guys, Arthur Anderson? They're not
>>using gaseous clay, all I have to do is let loose a ripe one to give them
>>a whiff of *real*...
>>
>>... pyeeeewwwww-gilism.
>>
>reckon!
Far be it from me to attempt to provide an impartial review of mine own
capabilities, Mr Brennan.
DD
Richard Brennan
>In article <BuRS5PAJ...@freedomnames.co.uk>,
>Richard Brennan <ri...@skag.vispa.co.uk> wrote:
>>NA wrote:
>>>
>>>[snippuns]
>>>
>>>using gaseous clay, all I have to do is let loose a ripe one to give them
>>>a whiff of *real*...
>>>
>>>... pyeeeewwwww-gilism.
>>>
>>reckon!
>
>Far be it from me to attempt to provide an impartial review of mine own
>capabilities, Mr Brennan.
>
generating just so much... hot air.
--
Richard Brennan
NA
Quite right... hence my rather... chill, breezy dismissal.
DD
Richard Brennan
open!
--
Richard Brennan
NA
Nothing new or unusual there; merely dispensing my standard quality with
my regular largesse.
DD
Richard Brennan
something new or unusual (for you) for that to change?
--
Richard Brennan
NA
No need for you to presume your way about matters of dubious
necessity-of-knowledge, I'd say... and my largesse is not only dependent
upon diet. Hipporcates had a few things to say on such matters...
consider:
'In Larissa a bald man suddenly experienced pain in the right thigh. No
remedy did any good.'
DD
NA
>>>Now *that* would be telling! You won't get that information out of me,
>>>Dwarf! "Loose Lips Sink Interstellar Ships".
>>
>>The usual sloppy Dupe-of-the-Artcurans thinking... *do* tell, ol' Newton,
>>me boy, how something in nullgrav 'sinks'?
>
>know how you earthers are...
Of *course* you do... no wonder your walls are now done in a lovely shade
of BrainWave Analyst Innards... errrr... I mean, ai, ai! Oi, oi! All is
lost!
DD