Will robots ever be able to perform a blowjob ???
Winnie Oakbob
full of lonely and extremly horny men who will become aggressive when
their sexual pressure is not released.
That means a blowjob-Bot will sell like crazy.
But is it possible to create a robot that can suck a dick properly ?
doug
pussy'. Batteries may actually be included. The better ones provide for a
wall-wart adapter.
More likely you'll find more than one. Not limited to overpriced life sized
dolls that will respond in audio with general platitudes of a sexual nature.
Available in both genders BTW.
Some of the dolls are quite life like but lack any real movement and still
can't get the beer from the fridge damnit. The 'real thing' still being
preferred. Now a robot that can perform a BJ and a hand job without the
potential of ripping your penis off is still missing- I'm sure someone is
working on that....or working on that problem... or ..um ... whatever.
Easily the most life-like but still lacking:
https://www.realdoll.com/
If you want a robot that crashes the car, bitches constantly, drinks all
your coke and coffee, smokes your cigarettes, complains that you spend to
much time on the 'puters, burns supper, spends to the limit on your credit
cards for crap you wouldn't buy with a gun to ya head, constantly invites
complete strangers to stay at your place for an indefinite time, steals the
covers, does a half-ass job of cleaning, only does what is required to
maintain its own existence, and even then requires assistance, that's
do-able. Market research tends to suggest that this would be a vertical
market product and limited probably to masochists and computer/tech geeks
and I believe it would be hard to find funding for research or development.
You were being serious weren't you?
"Winnie Oakbob" <pie_gar...@lycos.com> wrote in message
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John Mianowski
Oakbob) wrote:
No, don't worry - you're not going to be put out of work anytime soon.
JM
steamer
app" for webbies there's a ton of money floating around out there
looking for the folks who figure out how to do this right..
--
"Steamboat Ed" Haas : Just another fart in
Hacking the Trailing Edge! : the Elevator of Life...
http://www.nmpproducts.com/intro.htm
---Decks a-wash in a sea of words---
mlw
I shouldn't respond to this, but can't resist.
It would be a fairly interesting application for the various actuator
"muscle wire" technologies. Have at it and let us know how you do.
Rich Walker
[snip]
> I shouldn't respond to this, but can't resist.
I have sat in meetings full of respectable academics where this gets
discussed in all seriousness in terms of getting grant money to develop
related technologies.
I have also talked to disabled people who say "your robot *will* be able
to ... support my elbow while I fiddle..." (or equivalent). In that
field, it's a very serious problem
Mind you, one of my colleagues has sat in government meetings on "the
future of robotics" where this kind of thing was suggested, and watched
in disbelief as the meeting was suspended until *all* *record* of the
remarks were purged from the minutes
> It would be a fairly interesting application for the various actuator
> "muscle wire" technologies. Have at it and let us know how you do.
Point of safety: muscle wire contracts by getting really hot. Probably
not the actuator you want.
cheers, Rich.
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Rich Walker
[snip]
> I think stupid people would have a
> much harder overpopulating this world with
Is that a Freudian slip?
> mindless drones.
On a robotics newsgroup?
cheers, Rich.
>
> Rich
Ben Bradley
groups the troller wants all responses (including to his posts below
in other groups) to show up in. Please don't crosspost responses to
those groups.
Will robots ever be able to stop trolling spammers? I hope
something will, and soon. Here are just a few of the most recent of
almost 300 posts from pie_gar...@lycos.com, all apparently
crossposted to the group mentioned, hun.hobbi and alt.birthright:
>Big Brother needs a holy inquisition !!!
>They should burn the witches and broadcast it !!!
>alt.tv.big-brother - Jun 8, 6:45 am by Winnie Oakbob - 1 message - 1 author
>
>How to prevent scurvy during paddling ???
>I mean it could happend during a long tour. How can I prevent it?
>rec.boats.paddle.touring - Jun 8, 6:44 am by Winnie Oakbob - 3 messages - 3 authors
>
>Can I use a Lexus to attract gay men ???
>I'ma gay transvestite and I need a car to attract horny young men, because
>I need a cock in my ass. Can you recommend a Lexus to ...
>alt.autos.lexus - Jun 8, 6:43 am by Winnie Oakbob - 4 messages - 4 authors
>
>I'm the hand-drum murderer !!!
>I kill people with hand-drums, because I'ma maniac and the cops are too
>dumb to get me ! So be afraid of me, be very afraid !
>rec.music.makers.percussion.hand-drum - Jun 8, 6:41 am by Winnie Oakbob - 2 messages - 2 authors
>
>Uranus is the planet of doom and he says terros is near !!!
>Expect a nuclear explosion in the next six months. This is the beginning
>of the end. Uranus means total destruction of our world !
>alt.astrology - Jun 8, 6:40 am by Winnie Oakbob - 1 message - 1 author
>
>Is it allowed to touch the ball with my penis ???
>If yes, can I use my "third leg" to play football ?
>uk.sport.football - Jun 8, 6:37 am by Winnie Oakbob - 9 messages - 7 authors
>
>This is a WORSHIP George W.Bush group now !!!
>BUSH IS GOD ! BUSH IS GREAT ! WE LOVE BUSH !
>alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc - Jun 8, 6:36 am by Winnie Oakbob - 1 message - 1 author
>
>I think
Okay, that should be enough to show this pos(t)er for what it is.
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> { snip } { nothing to see here folks, move along now... }
_@_._
It is rude to fill hun.hobbi and alt.birthright with posts about
robotics. You all should know better than to fall for that old
trick by now.
RedX
Well at least his trolls are somewhat on topic. Beats 90% of the other
trolls. (At least reading is drivel didn't feel like he stole my time, just
wasted it)
"Ben Bradley" <ben_nospa...@frontiernet.net> schreef in bericht
news:6i3fa114cafcecski...@4ax.com...
> hun.hobbi and alt.birthright clipped, these appear to be 'target'
> groups the troller wants all responses (including to his posts below
> in other groups) to show up in. Please don't crosspost responses to
> those groups.
>
> Will robots ever be able to stop trolling spammers? I hope
> something will, and soon. Here are just a few of the most recent of
> almost 300 posts from pie_gar...@lycos.com, all apparently
> crossposted to the group mentioned, hun.hobbi and alt.birthright:
Troll and spammer robotic hunters. Good idea. Track spammer, send in a small
autonomous wasp-like robot with a very leathal sting. The latter is very
possible (I believe such small flying robots have been build before), the
first is the tricky part. Also the range might be an issue as well. Flying
such a robot from Europe to China poses some dificulties.
(rest of post are wity (well, i hope) comments on our troll, please ignore
those)
> >Big Brother needs a holy inquisition !!!
> >They should burn the witches and broadcast it !!!
> >alt.tv.big-brother - Jun 8, 6:45 am by Winnie Oakbob - 1 message - 1
author
Replace "witches" with spammers/trolls/politicians/lawyers/MPAA/RIAA and I
would agree.
> >How to prevent scurvy during paddling ???
> >I mean it could happend during a long tour. How can I prevent it?
> >rec.boats.paddle.touring - Jun 8, 6:44 am by Winnie Oakbob - 3 messages -
3 authors
Easy, do go paddling in the first place.
> >Can I use a Lexus to attract gay men ???
> >I'ma gay transvestite and I need a car to attract horny young men,
because
> >I need a cock in my ass. Can you recommend a Lexus to ...
> >alt.autos.lexus - Jun 8, 6:43 am by Winnie Oakbob - 4 messages - 4
authors
The brand isn't inmportant. Just go buy it from some shady 2d hand car sales
man. Getting screwed is pretty much garantied.
> >I'm the hand-drum murderer !!!
> >I kill people with hand-drums, because I'ma maniac and the cops are too
> >dumb to get me ! So be afraid of me, be very afraid !
> >rec.music.makers.percussion.hand-drum - Jun 8, 6:41 am by Winnie Oakbob -
2 messages - 2 authors
Perhaps this is the time to mention my hand-drum-proof helmets for only
29,95...
> >Uranus is the planet of doom and he says terros is near !!!
> >Expect a nuclear explosion in the next six months. This is the beginning
> >of the end. Uranus means total destruction of our world !
> >alt.astrology - Jun 8, 6:40 am by Winnie Oakbob - 1 message - 1 author
Don't laugh with Uranus. It's a serious matter. Better visit the doctor,
especially after buying that used car...
> >Is it allowed to touch the ball with my penis ???
> >If yes, can I use my "third leg" to play football ?
> >uk.sport.football - Jun 8, 6:37 am by Winnie Oakbob - 9 messages - 7
authors
Sure you are. You welcome to stop any kind of ball with your balls. Extra
points for petanque balls.
> >This is a WORSHIP George W.Bush group now !!!
> >BUSH IS GOD ! BUSH IS GREAT ! WE LOVE BUSH !
> >alt.folklore.urban.aghltfc - Jun 8, 6:36 am by Winnie Oakbob - 1
message - 1 author
Now there are some things in life you don't laugh with, because they just
are too traumatic.
Robo1
it's people like you that give robotics a bad name.
I get asked that question all the time, "Can you make a robot that can
give a BJ".
I hate those people that comment that to me.
This guy most likely is in college and is trying to make fun of us.
Don't fall for it
???
fridge!!!