Strange status value - when can I expect to get it?
David B Sneddon
Whilst looking through STARLET.REQ the other day, I came across a
reference to SS$_FISH. I determined the value (decimal 2928) and
did "$ exit 2928" to see the following
%SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
This only appears to be Alpha V7.3.
Any one have any idea what it is all about?
(Good to see that someone at Compaq still has a sense of humour.)
Regards,
Dave.
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Phillip Helbig
> reference to SS$_FISH. I determined the value (decimal 2928) and
> did "$ exit 2928" to see the following
>
> %SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
>
> This only appears to be Alpha V7.3.
> Any one have any idea what it is all about?
> (Good to see that someone at Compaq still has a sense of humour.)
This appears to be in all 7.3 systems, i.e. not a local prank at your
site.
SS is probably secure shell. FISH is a freeware secure-shell client
(but I think the corresponding guru, Richard Levitte, has dropped it (or
shall we say "thrown it back"?) in favour of something else.
As for the phrase itself, its origins date back to one of the all-time
classic Monty Python sketches, the bogus Hungarian-English phrase book.
VMS quotes of the day: "Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy
bouncy?" "My nipples explode with delight."
Barry Treahy, Jr.
>Hi Folks,
>
>Whilst looking through STARLET.REQ the other day, I came across a
>reference to SS$_FISH. I determined the value (decimal 2928) and
>did "$ exit 2928" to see the following
>
>%SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
>
>This only appears to be Alpha V7.3.
>Any one have any idea what it is all about?
>(Good to see that someone at Compaq still has a sense of humour.)
>
>Regards,
>Dave.
>
There used to be a substitute message file from years past that could be
used to replace a majority of the system messages, typically on April
Fools Day. It was fun and funny for a day or two but hot its obvious
draw-backs... Anyone remember where that file is/was?
Barry
Dan O'Reilly
No, but I remember in Datatrieve, if you used the line "AT MIDDLE OF PAGE"
(instead of "AT BOTTOM OF PAGE" or "AT TOP OF PAGE"), you would get the
message: '"At middle of page" is innovative, but, alas, illegal'. One of
my favorites (along with the embedded Wombat lore).
------
+-------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
| Dan O'Reilly | |
| Principal Engineer | "Why should I care about posterity? |
| Process Software | What's posterity ever done for me?" |
| http://www.process.com | -- Groucho Marx |
+-------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
Peter Weaver
news:3C729555...@mmaz.com...
>...
> There used to be a substitute message file from years past that could be
> used to replace a majority of the system messages, typically on April
> Fools Day. It was fun and funny for a day or two but hot its obvious
> draw-backs... Anyone remember where that file is/was?
I have a copy of APRILFOOLS.MSG it is 110 blocks long. It does things like;
$ purge/log
%PURGE-I-NOFILPURG, *.*;* deleted?
$ assign x.x xx/log
%DCL-I-SUPERSEDE, XX's old value was stupid anyway
If anyone wants to put it on a web site and serve it out then let me know.
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labadie
Dan O'Reilly wrote:
> At 11:11 AM 2/19/2002, Barry Treahy, Jr. wrote:
> >David B Sneddon wrote:
> >
> >>Hi Folks,
> >>
> >>Whilst looking through STARLET.REQ the other day, I came across a
> >>reference to SS$_FISH. I determined the value (decimal 2928) and
> >>did "$ exit 2928" to see the following
> >>
> >>%SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
>
I recently discovered that with a Tcpip 5 (.0 or .1), you can use the Sda
extension, and do
$ ana/sys
tcpip show bug
tcpip sh crash
I let you see the results...
Regards
Gérard
Michael Austin
there was a status message for an "impossible" condition (as the story
goes) that Ken Olsen got when demonstrating DECNET for the press or some
other dignitaries. The message??
%DECNET-F-NFW
you figure it out the text...
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labadie
David B Sneddon wrote:
> Hi Folks,
>
> Whilst looking through STARLET.REQ the other day, I came across a
> reference to SS$_FISH. I determined the value (decimal 2928) and
> did "$ exit 2928" to see the following
>
> %SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
>
> This only appears to be Alpha V7.3.
>
On the same subject, you can find Psicopy on the Freeware.
The author, Guillaume Gérard, has put in the kitinstal, at the place where
you get a
-s-xxx, no more questions...
-s-boirecafe
which can be translated from french as
-s-drinkcoffee
Regards
Gérard
Larry Kilgallen
>> Whilst looking through STARLET.REQ the other day, I came across a
>> reference to SS$_FISH. I determined the value (decimal 2928) and
>> did "$ exit 2928" to see the following
>>
>> %SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
> SS is probably secure shell. FISH is a freeware secure-shell client
SS$_ is the symbolic rendition of the System facility code that VMS
displays as %SYSTEM-. It has nothing to do with Secure Shell.
JF Mezei
> > tcpip show bug
> > tcpip sh crash
Show bug works on vax, but not show crash....
So, who is "Robert" ??????
labadie
JF Mezei wrote:
It seems that this "private joke'" comes from Robert Rapaport and
Yannick Pouffary...
David Froble
> At 11:11 AM 2/19/2002, Barry Treahy, Jr. wrote:
>
>> David B Sneddon wrote:
>>
>>> Hi Folks,
>>>
>>> Whilst looking through STARLET.REQ the other day, I came across a
>>> reference to SS$_FISH. I determined the value (decimal 2928) and
>>> did "$ exit 2928" to see the following
>>>
>>> %SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
>>>
>>> This only appears to be Alpha V7.3.
>>> Any one have any idea what it is all about?
>>> (Good to see that someone at Compaq still has a sense of humour.)
>>>
>>> Regards,
>>> Dave.
>>
>> There used to be a substitute message file from years past that could
>> be used to replace a majority of the system messages, typically on
>> April Fools Day. It was fun and funny for a day or two but hot its
>> obvious draw-backs... Anyone remember where that file is/was?
Aprilfool.txt. Got a copy. Never got it to work. Didn't try too hard.
Dave
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Bill Todd
"Michael Austin" <mau...@firstdbasource.com> wrote in message
news:3C72A736...@firstdbasource.com...
> I seem to remember from the early days when DECNET was being developed
> there was a status message for an "impossible" condition (as the story
> goes) that Ken Olsen got when demonstrating DECNET for the press or some
> other dignitaries. The message??
>
> %DECNET-F-NFW
Actually, IIRC it wasn't at all impossible: the associated text explanation
was "Path lost to partner" (i.e., connection lost - can't continue, or, in
the vernacular, NFW).
- bill
Martin Vorlaender
> I recently discovered that with a Tcpip 5 (.0 or .1), you can use the
> Sda extension, and do
>
> $ ana/sys
> tcpip show bug
> tcpip sh crash
ROTFLASTC
I *love* the humor the engineers have put into VMS.
cu,
Martin
P.S.: APRILFOOL.MSG was posted to c.o.v. on 27-Mar-1996.
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>ROTFLASTC
>
>I *love* the humor the engineers have put into VMS.
At least it is humour and textual, unlike the Easter Eggs some other party has
provided. And the stupid animations. that I see on colleagues' screens.
BTW, you now learn American English as opposed to English English :-)
Regards, Paddy
Phillip Helbig
> displays as %SYSTEM-. It has nothing to do with Secure Shell.
%USER-E-TYPETOFAST, user typed message before thinking
:-(
Seeing SS in connection with FISH (which is a freeware secure-shell
client for VMS) made me think of secure shell.
Bob Koehler
>
> %SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
As has been previously recorded, it's an internal error value
that is not supposed to ever be returned to the user.
Perhaps someday they'll fix %SYSTEM-S-ACCVIO, which I assume we
were also not meant to see.
Bob Koehler
> There used to be a substitute message file from years past that could be
> used to replace a majority of the system messages, typically on April
> Fools Day. It was fun and funny for a day or two but hot its obvious
> draw-backs... Anyone remember where that file is/was?
Came complete with instructions:
From explorer.csc.com!aplcenmp!netnews.jhuapl.edu!uunet!in2.uu.net!gatech!newsfeed.internetmci.com!sgigate.sgi.com!nntp-hub2.barrnet.net!news.ner.bbnplanet.net!das-news2.harvard.edu!oitnews.harvard.edu!news Fri Mar 29 08:43:17 1996
Path: explorer.csc.com!aplcenmp!netnews.jhuapl.edu!uunet!in2.uu.net!gatech!newsfeed.internetmci.com!sgigate.sgi.com!nntp-hub2.barrnet.net!news.ner.bbnplanet.net!das-news2.harvard.edu!oitnews.harvard.edu!news
From: ma...@laura.harvard.edu (C. Marby)
Newsgroups: comp.os.vms
Subject: A little diversion for the 1st
Date: 27 Mar 1996 22:08:24 -0500
Organization: Chemical Laboratories, Harvard University
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Well it's that time of year again! Dug this out of the archives....
System managers install system-wide if you dare....
Share and enjoy!
__o
_ \<,_ C.A. Marby ma...@lhasa.harvard.edu
(_)/ (_)
~~~~~~~~~~
.TITLE An Improved VMS Error message file
! Date: Mon, 10 Oct 88 10:01:46 PDT
! From: millios%akov1...@decwrl.dec.COM
!++
! To "compile" on your account:
!
! $ message aprilfool
! $ link aprilfool
! $ set message aprilfool <-- put this line in your LOGIN.COM
!
!
! Facilities included:
!
!0 SYSTEM (VMS system messages)
!1 RMS (Record Management Services messages)
!3 CLI (DCL/Command Language Interpreter messages)
!4 JBC (VMS Job Controller)
!115 DISM (Dismount utility)
!0 SHR (Shared stuff)
!111 BLS32 (BLISS RTL error messages)
!
! Facilities not included: (wait for V5)
!
!26 BAS (BASIC RTL error messages)
!25 C74 (COBOL RTL error messages)
!24 FOR (FORTRAN RTL error messages)
!77 IMGACT (Image Activator)
!117 INIT (Initialize)
!38 LBR (Librarian)
!21 LIB (LIB$ Run Time Library)
!211 LOGIN (LOGINOUT)
!114 MOUNT (MOUNT utility)
!22 MTH (MTH$ RTL)
!5 OPCOM (OPCOM Utility)
!23 OTS (OTS$ services)
!30 PLI (PL1 RTL)
!262 PSM (Print Symbiont)
!503 FAL (File Access Listener)
!272 SMB (SMB)
!36 STR (STR$ RTL)
!132 SUM (SUMSLP)
!
! Maybe someday I'll get around to this.
!
!--
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SYSTEM,0
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RMS,1
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DEBUG,2
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CLI,3
.FACILITY /SYSTEM JBC,4
.FACILITY /SYSTEM OPCOM,5
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RSX,6
.FACILITY /SYSTEM ERF,8
.FACILITY /SYSTEM TRACE,9
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PRV,10
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RMSREC,16
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CDU,17
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SMG,18
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BLI,20
.FACILITY /SYSTEM LIB,21
.FACILITY /SYSTEM MTH,22
.FACILITY /SYSTEM OTS,23
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FOR,24
.FACILITY /SYSTEM COB,25
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BAS,26
.FACILITY /SYSTEM B32,27
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SORT,28
.FACILITY /SYSTEM C74,29
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PLI,30
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SNO,31
.FACILITY /SYSTEM XPO,32
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PAS,33
.FACILITY /SYSTEM COR,34
.FACILITY /SYSTEM APL,35
.FACILITY /SYSTEM STR,36
.FACILITY /SYSTEM MAT,37
.FACILITY /SYSTEM LBR,38
.FACILITY /SYSTEM HIX,39
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DBM,40
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FDV,41
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DBL,42
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CDD,43
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SCR,44
.FACILITY /SYSTEM TSS,45
.FACILITY /SYSTEM XPN,48
.FACILITY /SYSTEM ADA,49
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PEA,50
.FACILITY /SYSTEM C,53
.FACILITY /SYSTEM ANLRMS,59
.FACILITY /SYSTEM AUDIT,60
.FACILITY /SYSTEM LINK,100
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CREF,101
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DSUP,102
.FACILITY /SYSTEM COPY,103
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BTRAN,104
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SYSMSG,105
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FORT,106
.FACILITY /SYSTEM COB74,107
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DIFF,108
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PATCH,109
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PAX,110
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BLS32,111
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BLS16,112
.FACILITY /SYSTEM APPEND,113
.FACILITY /SYSTEM MOUNT,114
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DISM,115
.FACILITY /SYSTEM UETP,116
.FACILITY /SYSTEM INIT,117
.FACILITY /SYSTEM HELP,118
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SET,119
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SHOW,120
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DIRECT,121
.FACILITY /SYSTEM AUTHOR,122
.FACILITY /SYSTEM INSTALL,123
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SYSGEN,124
.FACILITY /SYSTEM MACRO,125
.FACILITY /SYSTEM MAIL,126
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DSM,127
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PASCAL,128
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CORAL,129
.FACILITY /SYSTEM COBOL,130
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BPA,131
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SUM,132
.FACILITY /SYSTEM EDT,133
.FACILITY /SYSTEM LIBRAR,134
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PLIG,135
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DECMAIL,136
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BASIC,137
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DIBOL,138
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FED,139
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FUT,140
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DTR,141
.FACILITY /SYSTEM WPS,142
.FACILITY /SYSTEM COB74T,143
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RENAME,144
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CREATE,145
.FACILITY /SYSTEM UNLOCK,146
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DELETE,147
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PURGE,148
.FACILITY /SYSTEM TYPE,149
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RUNOFF,150
.FACILITY /SYSTEM MESSAGE,151
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DBO,152
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DBQ,153
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DDL,154
.FACILITY /SYSTEM ACC,159
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BACKUP,163
.FACILITY /SYSTEM VERIFY,165
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PHONE,166
.FACILITY /SYSTEM ANALYZE,177
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CONV,178
.FACILITY /SYSTEM EDF,179
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FDL,180
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RDU,183
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DEU,184
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CC,185
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SDL,186
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PRINT,191
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RUN,192
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SUBMIT,193
.FACILITY /SYSTEM TCNTRL,195
.FACILITY /SYSTEM REGR,200
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DUMP,205
.FACILITY /SYSTEM MNR,206
.FACILITY /SYSTEM LOGIN,211
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RECOVER,214
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SEARCH,215
.FACILITY /SYSTEM THD,223
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FDU,224
.FACILITY /SYSTEM CMU,225
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SWL,226
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SWLUP,227
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FMS,242
.FACILITY /SYSTEM EXCHANGE,248
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RPG,249
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BAD,250
.FACILITY /SYSTEM QUEMAN,251
.FACILITY /SYSTEM INPSMB,261
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PSM,262
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SMB,272
.FACILITY /SYSTEM ACLEDIT,277
.FACILITY /SYSTEM ENCRYPT,282
.FACILITY /SYSTEM UTIL,286
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SCAN,305
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SCN,306
.FACILITY /SYSTEM LAT,374
.FACILITY /SYSTEM JCOBOL,396
.FACILITY /SYSTEM JCO,397
.FACILITY /SYSTEM JLP,398
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DTK,419
.FACILITY /SYSTEM MASKIMG,450
.FACILITY /SYSTEM NET,501
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DAP,502
.FACILITY /SYSTEM FAL,503
.FACILITY /SYSTEM NCP,504
.FACILITY /SYSTEM NIC,505
.FACILITY /SYSTEM DLE,506
.FACILITY /SYSTEM BSCPTP,507
.FACILITY /SYSTEM HLD,508
.FACILITY /SYSTEM PSI,509
.FACILITY /SYSTEM REM,510
.FACILITY /SYSTEM XK,513
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SCP,601
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SCU,602
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SDM,603
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SED,604
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SHJ,605
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SIO,606
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SLB,607
.FACILITY /SYSTEM SYSTST,1000
.FACILITY /SYSTEM RMSTST,1001
!++
!
! The following were liberally pinched from SYSMSG.MSG.
!
!--
.FACILITY SYSTEM,0/PREFIX=SS$_/SHARED/SYSTEM/MACRO=$SSDEF
! Starts at 1.
.SEVERITY SUCCESS
.BASE 0
NORMAL <we were only kidding you, actually it blew up>
.FACILITY SYSTEM,0/PREFIX=SS$_/SHARED/SYSTEM/MACRO=$SSDEF
.SEVERITY FATAL
ACCVIO <traffic violation, clocked speed=!XB in a !XL mph zone, PC=!XL,PSL=!XL>/FAO=4
BADPARAM <ack! Phfftpt! Yuck!>
EXQUOTA <you wanted how much? (snicker snicker)>
NOPRIV <say 'pretty-please', or you can't do it>
ABORT <it dropped dead in it's tracks>
BADATTRIB <what was that attribute?>
BADESCAPE <escape attempt failed>
BADIMGHDR <Load and run it yourself, I can't read it.>
CHANINTLK <channel is interlocking with someone else>
CTRLERR <fatal controller error - your plane just crashed>
DATACHECK <write check error - you are overdrawn at the data-bank>
DEVFOREIGN <foreign device has a strange accent>
DEVMOUNT <device is already mounted side-saddle>
DEVNOTMBX <device is not a mailbox, see your postoffice for further help>
DEVNOTMOUNT <device is not mounted, you pervert>
DEVOFFLINE <device is sleeping late this morning>
DRVERR <fatal drive error - your car has crashed>
DUPLNAM <duplicate process name - which one is a clone?>
FILACCERR <magnetic tape file access is nonblank>
FILALRACC <file is already being accessed, you stupid gat!>
FILNOTACC <try accessing the file first, rock-head>
FILNOTEXP <file is not expecting any visitors today>
FORMAT <FORTRAN format statements not allowed here or anywhere else>
GPTFULL <guppy tank is full, call the cat, please>
GSDFULL <gas dealer is full, and you can't have any>
LCKPAGFUL <no more lock pages - you lose, buckwheat>
ILLBLKNUM <illogical block number, all blocks fell down>
ILLCNTRFUNC <illegal PCP purchase>
ILLEFC <illegal peanut cluster>
ILLIOFUNC <sick I/O function code>
ILLPAGCNT <sick page count parameter>
ILLSER <wrong service call number - call information>
INCVOLLABEL <incorrect volume label, try the balance knob>
INSFARG <insufferable arguments from a pipsqueak programmer>
INSFWSL <insufficient working conditions, I quit>
INSFMEM <insufficient memory, I forget what you want me to do>
INSFRAME <insufficient cocktails to unwind with>
IVADDR <invalid address - see the mail man>
IVCHAN <invalid channel, try HBO or PREVIEW>
IVDEVNAM <Do that one more time and you'll get logged out>
IVGSDNAM <can't cram that name into the global symbol table>
IVLOGNAM <illogical name>
IVLOGTAB <illogical name table>
IVQUOTAL <silly quota list>
IVSECFLG <very strange process/global section flags>
IVSSRQ <wrong call, bar-rag breath>
IVSTSFLG <invalid status symbol, European cars are out>
IVTIME <What time was that?>
LENVIO <tried to cram too much into your space>
LKWSETFUL <you can't cram anything more into locked portion of working set>
MBTOOSML <mailbox is too small for packages, get a bigger one>
MEDOFL <can't you see the medium is offline?>
NODATA <mailbox is empty - nobody loves you anymore>
NOIOCHAN <Channels are all tied up at the moment>
NOLOGNAM <try a real logical name>
NONEXDRV <imaginary drives bring imaginary results>
NOTFILEDEV <you might consider trying a file-structured device>
NOTINTBLSZ <block size is greater than 2048>
NOTLABELMT <tape is not sticky, use glue>
NOTSQDEV <you might actually consider using a sequential device>
PAGOWNVIO <you violated the page owner, hope it was fun>
PARITY <have a parity every friday>
PARTESCAPE <you almost escaped but you got caught>
PFMBSY <page fault monitor is busy, go home and try again tomorrow>
PSTFULL <process section table is full - you lost>
RESULTOVF <septic tank overflow>
SECTBLFUL <section table (process/global) is full of scum>
TAPEPOSLOST <magnetic tape lost, check machine room floor>
TIMEOUT <timeout called by referee>
UNASEFC <that wasn't the event flag cluster I was looking for>
UNSAFE <drive unsafe at any speed. Disk brakes failed>
VASFULL <no more room - go away>
VECINUSE <you already enabled that AST Vector you fool>
VOLINV <volume is 3-dimensional>
WRITLCK <you said to put a write lock on, now you want to write?>
NOTAPEOP <look ma, no hands>
IVCHNLSEC <invalid channel for create and mung section>
NOMBX <no associated mailbox for 'OCCUPANT'>
NOLINKS <Sausages are all gone>
NOSOLICIT <Lawyers and courtesans need not apply>
NOSUCHNODE <remote node is ridiculous>
REJECT <stop wasting my time>
TOOMUCHDATA <too much optional/interrupt data shoved at me>
BUGCHECK <check for fleas>
FILNOTCNTG <It's not the way you wanted it so I killed it>
BADSTACK <Needles found in process stack>
MCHECK <call Field Circus, say PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
DEVACTIVE <device is spinning like a top>
HANGUP <Data Set has more hangups than a closet full of shirts>
OPINCOMPL <operator is incompetent>
ILLSEQOP <sick, sick, sick!>
IVSECIDCTL <wrong section, try the balcony>
NOTNETDEV <not a net, maybe it's a basket>
IVPROTECT <Protections don't work like that you silly gnome>
ACPVAFUL <MTAACP crashed and burned>
MTLBLLONG <Magtape label is too damn long!>
BUFBYTALI <buffer bytes more than it can skew>
NOAQB <Go to the head of the queue>
WRONGACP <can't you do anything right?>
BUFNOTALIGN <align, align, my kingdom for align>
DEVCMDERR <Device can't understand your gibberish>
DEVREQERR <Device requests you stop making errors>
INSFBUFDP <lost on the data path to happiness>
INSFMAPREG <I think we're lost, what do you think?>
IVBUFLEN <You can't put that in there>
IVMODE <You're on a liquid diet>
MCNOTVALID <You MCdevice says your MCmicrocode is MCinvalid>
POWERFAIL <power failure occurred - I just had a lobotomy>
SHMGSNOTMAP <shared memory lost it bad>
TOOMANYLNAM <logical name translation has me totally confused>
SHMNOTCNCT <shared memory not connected - try plugging it in>
NOTCREATOR <request denied, user is not God>
INTERLOCK <unable to rip off system data structure interlock>
BADQUEUEHDR <interlocked queue corrupted - what fun!>
NOSLOT <No PCB purchases or swaps allowed - they're illegal>
SUSPENDED <process is hanging by a thread>
EXPORTQUOTA <Too many shipments from Japan>
NOSHMBLOCK <Two heads are better than one, but I'm not Spock>
BADQFILE <invalid disk quota file format, therefore you lose it all>
NOQFILE <no disk quota file available - try the paging file instead>
QFACTIVE <disk quota file is already active, and it probably doesn't work.>
QFNOTACT <no quota file today.>
DUPDSKQUOTA <Congratulations! you just had twins.>
NODISKQUOTA <System manager forgot to give you a quota.>
EXDISKQUOTA <disk quota exceeded. Files deleted at random>
IDMISMATCH <ident mismatch with existing global section>
NOWRT <now writing to read-only section>
.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 128
PLHLDR <reserved for future use>
ASTFLT <AST fault, SP=!XL, param=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL, target PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=6
BREAK <it's all your fault at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
CMODSUPR <change mode to supervisor trap, code=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
CMODUSER <change mode to user trap, code=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
COMPAT <compatibility mode fault (code !UB) at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
OPCCUS <opcode reserved to Data General at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
OPCDEC <opcode reserved to Data General at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
PAGRDERR <page read error, reason mask=!XB, virtual address=!XL, PC=!XL,PSL=!XL>/FAO=4
RADRMOD <reserved addressing fault at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
ROPRAND <reserved operand fault at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
SSFAIL <system service failure exception, status=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
TBIT <T-bit pending trap at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
DEBUG <Raid was sprayed at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
ARTRES <reserved arithmetic bear trap at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
INTOVF <mouse trap, too many mice at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
INTDIV <mouse trap, little heads cut off at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTOVF <rat trap, floating in the well at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTDIV <rat trap, floating in the divide at PC=!XL,PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTUND <rat trap, floating under the sink at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
DECOVF <bear trap, decimated one at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
SUBRNG <bear trap, buckshot out of range at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTOVF_F <your fault, floating overflow at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTDIV_F <your fault, floating divide by zero at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTUND_F <your fault, floating underflow at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
INHCHMK <very inhibited CHMKernel trap, code=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
INHCHME <very inhibited CHMExecutive trap, code=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 000004D9>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 000005F9>
.SEVERITY SUCCESS
.BASE 192
BUFFEROVF <output buffer barfed>
CONTROLO <output completed very quietly...>
CONTROLY <operation completed under CTRL/Y>
CREATEDF <file/section did not exist so I created it for you>/ident=CREATED
MSGNOTFND <message not in system message file - are you surprised?>
NOTRAN <No traducio el nombre>
SUPERSEDE <logical name replaced at random>
WASECC <successful transfer; no data check, really.>
DEVALRALLOC <you already have that device, bonehead!>
REMOTE <remote node took it's sweet time doing it>
CONTROLC <operation completed anyway, I listen well>
NOTMODIFIED <no pages in the section were modified>
RDDELDATA <read deleted data address mark and it was lots of fun>
OVRDSKQUOTA <Now deleting files at random>
SYSVERDIF <relink this image or you can't have any privileges>
FILEPURGED <newest file version purged>
NOTALLPRIV <you and I both know you can't do all of those things>
SYNCH <hey it all worked>
CONCEALED <logical device name concealed a small hatpin>
INCOMPAT <Feature incompatible with every system version>
DBGOPCREQ <debugger opcode request for PC !XL !+>/FAO=2
ALRDYCLOSED <wake up, it finished already>
LNMCREATED <logical name table needed leaves put in it>
ACEIDMATCH <ACE identifier match>
DBGEVENT <debugger event - someone used Raid>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 000006C9>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 000007F9>
.SEVERITY WARNING
.BASE 256
ACCONFLICT <fight over the access with someone else>
BADCHKSUM <bad file header checksum>
BADFILEHDR <bad file header - can't you read?>
BADFILENAME <file name sucks raw eggs>
BADFILEVER <bad file version number>
BADIRECTORY <no way that's a directory>
CANCEL <I/O operation canceled>
DATAOVERUN <data overrun>
DEVALLOC <device already stolen by another loser>
DEVASSIGN <device has channels assigned>
DEVICEFULL <device full - you can't have it>
DEVNOTALLOC <device not stolen, yet>
DIRFULL <directory has had too much to eat>
DUPFILENAME <I'm seeing double>
ENDOFFILE <end of file - now reading nonexistant data>
ENDOFTAPE <end of tape - now playing track 2>
EXTIDXFILE <***** obsolete - delete when convenient>
FCPREADERR <file processor read error>
FCPREWNDERR <file processor rewind error>
FCPSPACERR <file processor space error>
FCPWRITERR <file processor write error>
FILELOCKED <file locked with combination padlock>
FILENUMCHK <file identification number check by system police>
FILESEQCHK <file identification sequence number check by auditors>
FILESTRUCT <you can define that structure level yourself, I don't understand it>
HEADERFULL <file header is full, empty it.>
IDXFILEFULL <index file is full, empty it.>
MBFULL <mailbox is full, so empty it>
NOHOMEBLK <Files-11 home block is on another disk, apparently>
NONEXPR <Nobody there by that name>
NONLOCAL <device is not local - call the State Department>
NOHANDLER <keep your handlers of of my stack>
NOSIGNAL <no smoke signals currently on the horizon>
NOSUCHDEV <There are none of those here!>
NOSUCHFILE <I looked and looked and just can't find it>
RESIGNAL <I can't be bothered. ask the next handler>
UNWIND <unwind and slip into something more comfortable>
UNWINDING <leave me alone, I'm unwinding>
NOMOREFILES <no more files - would you like to see my etchings?>
BEGOFFILE <beginning of time recorded>
BLOCKCNTERR <block count error>
MUSTCLOSEFL <must close file badly>
WAITUSRLBL <waiting for user labels>
ILLUSRLBLRD <illegal read of user labels>
ILLUSRLBLWT <illegal write of user labels>
ILLLBLAST <illegal user label AST control block address>
ENDOFUSRLBL <no more user labels>
NOSUCHSEC <no such (global) section>
CLIFRCEXT <CLI forced programmus interruptus>
FCPREPSTN <file processor reposition error>
TOOMANYVER <too many higher file versions>
NOTVOLSET <keep your volumes in the family, buddy>
ENDOFVOLUME <yum yum. have any more?>
NOMOREPROC <ran out of process steam>
NODEVAVL <no device available now - got a few minutes?>
NOTQUEUED <request punted>
DGQINCOMP <datagram queue operation incomplete>
DIRALLOC <can't allocate directory space - you lose>
ACLEMPTY <access control list is empty>
NOENTRY <access control entry not found>
NOMOREACE <access control list is exhausted, it's been up all night>
RIGHTSFULL <rights list had too much to eat>
VALNOTVALID <value block is not valid>
ACLFULL <ACL segment list had too much to eat>
NOMORENODE <no nodes in the first place>
NOMORELOCK <no more locks, we got bagels left>
BEGOFTAPE <beginning of time encountered>
OBJLOCKHELD <object's lock already held by someone else>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000A19>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000BF9>
.SEVERITY INFORMATIONAL
.BASE 384
EOTIN <EOT response to text>
CHAINW <chained write received>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000C11>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000DF9>
.SEVERITY ERROR
.BASE 448
LINEABRT <host died or is deaf>
DEADLOCK <deadlock detected - kill yourself>
NOLOCKID <no lock id. available>
EXDEPTH <exceeded allowed depth - the pressure is too much!>
PARTMAPPED <some file map pointers not permanently resident>
CANCELGRANT <cannot cancel a granted lock, you're stuck with it now>
RETRY <Play it one more time, Sam>
BADACL <ACL is hopelessly corrupted - have a nice day>
ACEEXISTS <you already have that ACE in the ACL>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000E49>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000FF9>
.SEVERITY WARNING
.BASE 512
APPENDEDB <!AS scrambled with !AS (!UL block!%S dropped)>/FAO=3/IDENT=APPENDED
APPENDEDR <!AS scrambled with !AS (!UL record!%S lost)>/FAO=3/IDENT=APPENDED
BADBYTE <garbage (!XB) at !XL>/FAO=2/IDENT=BADDATA
BADFIELD <!AS field is garbaged out at !XL>/FAO=2
BADLONG <garbage (!XL) found at !XL>/FAO=2/IDENT=BADDATA
BADWORD <garbage (!XW) smelled at !XL>/FAO=2/IDENT=BADDATA
BEGIN <!AS beginning to lose>/FAO=1
BEGIND <!AS started at !%D>/FAO=2/IDENT=BEGIN
BEGINT <!AS beginning of the end at !%T>/FAO=2/IDENT=BEGIN
CLICB <CLI control block at !XL>/FAO=1
CLOSEIN <error closing !AS - it slammed shut>/FAO=1
CLOSEOUT <error closing !AS - it has claustrophobia>/FAO=1
COPIEDB <!AS mangled into !AS (!UL block!%S shuffled)>/FAO=3/IDENT=COPIED
COPIEDR <!AS squished into !AS (!UL record!%S broken)>/FAO=3/ident=COPIED
CREATED <!AS created in Guiness Book of Records>/FAO=1
ENDED <!AS passed away>/FAO=1
ENDEDD <!AS died at !%D>/FAO=2/IDENT=ENDED
ENDEDT <!AS kicked the bucket at !%T>/FAO=2/IDENT=ENDED
NEWFILES <!UL file!%S mixed up together>/FAO=2
OPENIN <error opening !AS like a can of sardines>/FAO=1
OPENOUT <error opening !AS - my fingers slipped>/FAO=1
OVERLAY <!AS being overwritten, along with the rest of your directory>/FAO=1
READERR <error reading !AS, I lost my glasses>/FAO=1
REPLACED <!AS being replaced by zeroes>/FAO=1
WILDCONCAT <wildcard specification cannot be trumped>/ident=CONCAT
WILDOUTVER <you can't use wildcards there, you dope>
WRITEERR <error writing !AS. -5 for spelling>/FAO=1
ITDIED <!AS terminated with extreme prejudice>/FAO=1
ABENDD <the world will end for !AS at !%D>/FAO=2/IDENT=ITDIED
ABENDT <the world ended for !AS at !%T>/FAO=2/IDENT=ITDIED
SYSERRORPC <!AS system service sputtered out at PC !XL>/FAO=2/IDENT=SYSERROR
SYNTAX <error parsing '!AS'. Do it right or I'll break your fingers>/FAO=1
NOVALUE <'!AS' keyword requires $5000 in small unmarked bills>/FAO=1
BADKEY <'!AS' is tantamount to blackmail>/FAO=1
BADVALUE <'!AS' turns my stomach>/FAO=1
BADDELIM <keep your '!AS' to yourself, gobbler>/FAO=1
BADLOGIC <I don't know what I'm doing>
NOWILD <no wild parties permitted>
TEXT <You must be very naive to believe that "!AS">/FAO=1
IDXCONCAT <what makes you think indexed files can be concatenated?>/IDENT=CONCAT
RELCONCAT <what makes you think relative files can be concatenated?>/IDENT=CONCAT
HIGHVER <higher version of !AS might exist in the future>/FAO=1
BADLOGICPC <we blew it at PC !XL>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADLOGIC
ATPC <lost it at PC !XL>/FAO=1
BADCOPIES <'!AS' is a waste of paper>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADFORM <'!AS' is an invalid form type>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADJOBID <'!AS' is unemployed>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADJOBNAME <'!AS' is a silly job name anyway>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADPRTY <'!AS' is an invalid priority>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADQNAME <'!AS' is the wrong queue name>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADTIME <'!AS' is a stupid time specification>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
NOQUEUE <!AS queue is a silly name>/FAO=1
NOJOBID <job !UW never went in !AS queue>/FAO=2/ident=NOJOB
NOJOBNAME <job !AS not found in !AS queue>/FAO=2/IDENT=NOJOB
SYSFOO <system service lost it>
NOTCOPIED <!AS not copied - do your own work>/FAO=1
NOTCMPLT <only the interesting parts of !AS were copied>/FAO=1
RMSERROR <RMS lost it>
UNXPCTSTS <unexpected status detected. Expected '!AS'. Found:>/FAO=1
HCONCAT <concatenate a hashed file and you get mush>/IDENT=CONCAT
INCOMATR <!AS (input) and !AS (output) are not the same type>/FAO=2
VALERR <specified value is outrageous - try again, human>
FILNOTDEL <error diddling !AS - Have you considered Russian Roulette>/FAO=1
CONFDEL <!/!AS, delete? (Y or N or Maybe) :>/FAO=2
DELETED <!AS exterminated without mercy>/FAO=1
DELVER <explicit version number or phase of moon required>
PURGEVER <you are really starting to irritate me>
CLOSEDEL <error closing !AS, fingers caught in drive>/FAO=1
DIRTOOBUS <directory is presently too active to be purged>
NOFILPURG <*.*;* deleted!AS>/FAO=1
FILNOTPUR <error deleting !AS, bits stuck to ones>/FAO=1
SEARCHFAIL <can't find !AS, where do you think you left it?>/FAO=1
DELINTERR <internal error in DELETE/PURGE utility>
PARSEFAIL <error parsing !AS , this is your last warning!>/FAO=1
FILPURGED <!AS pulverized>/FAO=1
ENDABORT <!AS is too disgusting to compile - aborted>/FAO=1
ENDDIAGS <!AS sneaked thru with !UL diagnostic!%S>/FAO=3
ENDNOOBJ <!AS completed with !UL diagnostic!%S - read the manual, turkey>/FAO=3
HALTED <transfer has been halted by men in black suits>
NOCMDMEM <no command memory has been allocated>
QEMPTY <queue busy computing PI to 10,000,000,000,000 decimal places>
CBT <insufficient contiguous space, files deleted randomly to make room >
EXISTS <Stop repeating yourself, !AS already exists>/FAO=1
UNLOCKED <!AS unlocked with skeleton key>/FAO=1
RENAMED <!AS can be referred to as !AS>/FAO=2
PROTECTED <protection on !AS changed to 'Burn after reading'>/FAO=1
NOTLOCKED <!AS was not locked, the pirate has taken all your data>/FAO=1
ACTIMAGE <error activating image !AS. Try again, sucker>/FAO=1
DIRNOTCRE <!AS directory file not created>/FAO=1
NODESTQUE <No such destination queue !AS>/FAO=1
ILLDESQUE <Silly destination queue name !AS>/FAO=1
NOTTERM <input device is not a terminal>
CONFQUAL <You are lost in a maze of conflicting qualifiers>
ILLDIRCOPY <illegal directory copy of !AS attempted>/FAO=1
INSVIRMEM <insufficient virtuous memory (too many naughty bits)>
CREATEDSTM <!AS has been created in stream format>/FAO=1
NOTRUNC <file organization only allows hatchbacks>
PRODNOTINS <optional software product !AS not installed>/FAO=1
TOTAL <!UL file!%S destroyed (!UL block!%S knocked over)>/FAO=4
FILPURG <!AS sent to Siberia (!UL block!%S knocked over)>/FAO=3
FILDEL <!AS obliterated (!UL block!%S smashed)>/FAO=3
INVQUAVAL <value '!AS' invalid for /!AS qualifier>/FAO=2
NOFILES <no files selected for anything>
FILNOTACB <file !AS isn't accepting visitors today>/FAO=1
QUALMISS <qualifier, !AS, missing from command line>/FAO=1
FILSPCSRCH <file specification !AS contains a search list - horrors!>/FAO=1
NOSRCHLST <this command does not support search lists>
NOSUCHRID <unknown rights identifier>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00001361>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00001FF9>
.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 1024
BADISD <illegal image section descriptor>
RELINK <obsolete executable image - please relink>
NOTINSTALL <writable shareable images must be installed>
SHARTOOBIG <new version of shareable image too big - relink all images>
NOP1VA <P1 space not supported in shareable images>
MULTRMS <multiple RMS vectors specified>
VECFULL <privileged vector limit of 42 exceeded>
IVLVEC <you should have installed the section with privileges>
INSFSPTS <insufficient SPTs to map process buffer to system>
DISCONNECT <process is disconnected from requested interrupt vector>
PRIVINSTALL <shareable images must be installed to run privileged image>
PROTINSTALL <try installing the protected image>
BADVEC <invalid change mode or message vector>
REMRSRC <out of everything at remote node>
PROTOCOL <network protocol error, you forgot to kiss my hand-shake>
THIRDPARTY <network logical link disconnected by a disgruntled operator>
NOSUCHUSER <remote node doesn't know you>
SHUT <remote node is catatonic>
UNREACHABLE <you can't get there from here>
INVLOGIN <you have been denied at the remote node>
NOSUCHOBJ <network object doesn't like your face at remote node>
EXCPUTIM <CPU just kicked out your infinite loop>
OPRABORT <aborted by operator with coat hanger>
SHRIDMISMAT <ident mismatch with shareable image>
COMMHARD <communications hardware sucks wind>
IVCHAR <you can't type for beans>
DEVINACT <device is playing dead>
CONNECFAIL <DECnet has screwed you again>
LINKABORT <network partner aborted logical link with coat hanger>
LINKDISCON <network partner has absconded to Brazil>
LINKEXIT <network partner exited, stage left>
PATHLOST <you are lost in a maze of little twisted pairs>
CLEARED <virtual call was cleared>
RESET <circuit died and was reincarnated>
UNSOLICIT <response not solicited>
TOOMANYREDS <too many redirects>
IVLOCKID <invalid lock id>
SUBLOCKS <cannot dequeue a lock with sublocks>
PARNOTGRANT <parent lock must be granted>
CVTUNGRANT <cannot convert an ungranted lock>
FORCEDERROR <Forced error means the file isn't all there>
ILLSELF <you must be ill>
ILLCDTST <illegal connection descriptor table state>
NOLISTENER <specified remote system process not listening - you must be boring as hell>
EXGBLPAGFIL <you are accessing imaginary global page space>
BADRCT <Replacement and Caching Table unrecoverable I/O error>
DIRNOTEMPTY <you forgot to delete the files in the directory first>
FORCEDEXIT <Job Controller spat out your image>
NOTPRINTED <failed to queue spool file for print>
JBCERROR <job controller doesn't speak your language>
NOLICENSE <operation requires license to kill>
VCBROKEN <virtual circuit broken all over the floor>
VCCLOSED <virtual circuit closed to all traffic>
INSFCDT <insufficient CDT entries>
DEVNOTDISM <device not dismal enough>
NOSHRIMG <privileged shareable image cannot have outbound calls>
DUPUNIT <MSCP Controller - Duplicate Unit Number>
BADACLCTX <ACL context has been corrupted>
SERIOUSEXCP <TMSCP Controller - Serious Exception>
TEMPLATEDEV <You can't allocate templates!>
IVACL <ACL lists don't look like that>
NOSUCHID <you have no rights>
NOLCLMEDA <no local program storage media available>
NOREGAVIL <no region available to execute program>
NOREGSUIT <no region suited to executing program>
NOSUCHPGM <what was that program name?>
PGMLDFAIL <program load failure>
PGMSTDALN <program must be run standalone>
IVIDENT <invalid identifier format>
DUPIDENT <cloned identifier>
INCSEGTRA <incomplete segmented transfer request posted>
NODELEAVE <node leaving the cluster>
KERNELINV <don't even try it again>
EXLNMQUOTA <logical name table is full - wipe it off>
PARENT_DEL <illegal attempt to commit patricide>
PARNOTSYS <parent not system owned lock>
INSSWAPSPACE <swapper just swapped you into imaginary space>
VOLOERR <must override owner identifier field in VOL1 label>
DATALATE <Mass Storage - Data Late Error>
OVRMAXARG <I'm sick of your arguments>
SHACHASTA <Shadow set has changed state>
TERMNETDEV <Terminal is a net device, fool>
NOLOGTAB <either the table or the logical name doesn't exist>
WRONGNAME <local node name must match SCSNODE>
NOVOLACC <you can't access that magnetic tape volume>
NOFILACC <user has no access to magnetic tape file>
INVEXHLIST <termination handler control block list is corrupted>
NOACLSUPPORT <ACLs not supported on selected object>
INVSECLASS <invalid security classification block>
INCSHAMEM <incompatible shadow set member>
DEVNOTSHR <device is not shareable right now>
RUCONFLICT <another facility has active recovery units on file>
DATALOST <gone, gone, gone>
! SHACPYINP <shadow copy in progress> missing message???
.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 1280
NOCMKRNL <Y'all need CMKRNL to do this>
NOCMEXEC <Y'all need CMEXEC to do this>
NOSYSNAM <Y'all need SYSNAM to do this>
NOGRPNAM <Y'all need GRPNAM to do this>
NOALLSPOOL <Y'all need ALLSPOOL to do this>
NODETACH <Y'all need DETACH to do this>
NODIAGNOSE <Y'all need DIAGNOSE to do this>
NOLOG_IO <Y'all need LOG_IO to do this>
NOGROUP <Y'all need GROUP to do this>
NOACNT <Y'all need ACNT to do this>
NOPRMCEB <Y'all need PRMCEB to do this>
NOPRMMBX <Y'all need PRMMBX to do this>
NOPSWAPM <Y'all need PSWAPM to do this>
NOALTPRI <Y'all need ALTPRI to do this>
NOSETPRV <Y'all need SETPRV to do this>
NOTMPMBX <Y'all need TMPMBX to do this>
NOWORLD <Y'all need WORLD to do this>
NOMOUNT <Y'all need MOUNT to do this>
NOOPER <Y'all need OPER to do this>
NOEXQUOTA <Y'all need EXQUOTA to do this>
NONETMBX <Y'all need NETMBX to do this>
NOVOLPRO <Y'all need VOLPRO to do this>
NOPHY_IO <Y'all need PHY_IO to do this>
NOBUGCHK <Y'all need BUGCHK to do this>
NOPRMGBL <Y'all need PRMGBL to do this>
NOSYSGBL <Y'all need SYSGBL to do this>
NOPFNMAP <Y'all need PFNMAP to do this>
NOSHMEM <Y'all need SHMEM to do this>
NOSYSPRV <Y'all need SYSPRV to do this>
NOBYPASS <Y'all need BYPASS to do this>
NOSYSLCK <Y'all need SYSLCK to do this>
UNUSED_1 <UNUSED_1>
UNUSED_2 <UNUSED_2>
NODOWNGRADE <Y'all need DOWNGRADE to do this>
NOUPGRADE <Y'all need UPGRADE to do this>
NOGRPPRV <Y'all need GRPPRV to do this>
NOREADALL <Y'all need READALL to do this>
NOSHARE <Y'all need SHARE to do this>
NOSECURITY <Y'all need SECURITY to do this>
.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 1344
EXASTLM <exceeded AST quota>
EXBIOLM <too many buffered IO's, you lose>
EXBYTLM <Exceeded byte count quota>
EXDIOLM <too many direct IO's, you lose>
EXFILLM <too many open files, deleting at random>
EXPGFLQUOTA <exceeded page file quota, now deleting pagefile>
EXPRCLM <exceeded process limit, deleting other processes>
EXTQELM <exceeded timer queue entry quota, wait forever>
EXENQLM <exceeded enqueue quota>
.FACILITY CLI,3/SYSTEM
.SEVERITY WARNING
.BASE 1
ABVERB <abnormal verbiage from a twisted terminal addict>/WARNING
ABKEYW <you think I can read minds? Be more specific!>
BUFOVF <type a carriage return sometime>/WARNING
COMPLX <I really don't understand - simplify>
DEFOVF <Hey, only eight things at a time, ok?>/WARNING
DIRECT <directories don't look like that, buckwheat>
EXPSYN <Express yourself some other way>/WARNING
IMCHNG <Since I can't tell which one you want I won't do either one>
INSFPRM <insufferable arguments from a pipsqueak programmer>/WARNING
IVCHAR <you type like a nearsighted chimpanzee>
.BASE 12
IVKEYW <anybody ever tell you that you can't spell?>
IVOPER <put the operator on a liquid diet>/WARNING
IVPROT <yo man, this is a VAX. Protection codes are R,W,E, and D.>
IVQLOC <parameters go AFTER the qualifiers, bonehead>/WARNING
IVSYMB <where did you learn to say things like that?>
IVVALU <that doesn't look like a number to me>/WARNING
IVVERB <that's a pretty silly thing to type>
MAXPARM <Big piles of Parmesan cheese>/WARNING
NOATFL <no @ file>
NOCCAT <no cats allowed here>
NOCOMD <Spreek Engrish, Yankee Dog>
NOKEYW <I had to split it with the sound man (thanks Rocky)>
NOLIST <stand up straight>
NOQUAL <you don't deserve this job>
NOVALU <worth nothing>
NOTNEG <not neg is not not not neg>
NULFIL <there is nothing there.>
NUMBER <You know, like 1, 2, 3...>
ONCOMD <on my command you jump out the window>
ONERR <read the DCL manual, you illiterate slob>
ONLEVL <speaking on the level, you can't do that here.>
ONOVF <no room at the onn. bang your symbols.>
PARMDEL <get some pastrami from the deli>
RSLOVF <buffer lost it>
SKPDAT <I'll just skip dat stuff you left dere.>
STKOVF <stuck over a stack of things you didn't want to do anyway>
SYMDEL <I just don't understand.>
SYMOVF <you can't bang symbols here>
UNDSYM <Can't you spell, wimp?>
USGOTO <GOTO and SYN nomore, O Ye of little bithacking>
VALREQ <0 is not not not 0 - or is it?>
ONEVAL <one at a time, Jasper>
OVRFLW <choked on too much data>
UNPROQUAL <no artificial colorings>
UNPROPARM <no artificial flavorings>
INVKEY <try a skeleton key>
INVRSP <I didn't say 'Simon Says'>
UNDFIL <underwear is full of potato chips>
FILOPN <file is open, already.>
BADRET <Frankly my dear I don't give a damn>
ABSYMB <there are at least two symbols that start like that>
INVUIC <you blew it on the uic spec>
BADTEXT <don't swear at me>
ABFNAM <there are so many function names that match that...>
IVFNAM <there are no function names that match that>
BLKOVRFLOW <my bit bucket runneth over>
BLKUNDFLOW <by bit bucket runneth under>
BADBLK <it's one bad mutha>
NOLBLS <you LBLS have to use the one marked LBLS ONLY>
NOCHANGE <Operator cannot make change>
ABSENT <it's the thought that counts>
NEGATED <2 - 3 + 1 = 0>
INVFILSPE <files can have long names but they can't be that long>
INVLOGFIL <log files don't go like that>
NOTHEN <how on earth can you mess up an IF or an ON?>
SYMTOOLNG <what makes you think !AS can be copied? It's too long!>/FAO=1
ASTDCL <I'm telling your parents about this AST you have here>
INVRANGE <you're out of range>
LOCNEG <I'll make believe I didn't see that>
CMDNOTFND <you never told me that before>
IVQUAL <wrong qualifier, you nitwit>
CMDSEG <!AS... say, whut?>/FAO=1
NOTIFY <you and I both know there is nobody to /NOTIFY there>
CONFLICT <conflicts are occurring right under your nose>
UNDKEY <!AC key !AS is on another machine somewhere else, no doubt>/FAO=2
ARGREQ <I don't want to argue about it but you're wrong>
SYMLNG <you can have long names, but not that long!>
SYMABR <Cute, but you can't use wildcards there>
IVKEYNAM <since when do keys look like that?>
NOPAREN <if I could put parentheses around it I would have, but I can't.>
IVATIME <this is no time to be using times like that>
IVDTIME <this is no time for such nonsense>
TKNOVF <Ack! You have stuffed too much into this token!>
CMDFILERR <your LOGIN.COM stinks>
INVOUTSPE <Icky output file specification>
PERMSYM <Y'all can't delete permanent symbols>
GBLNDF <Global symbol scoping is enabled, so I just ignored that definition>
INVGOSUB <You don't know how to use the GOSUB command, RTFM!>
GOSUBMAX <You only get 16 levels for GOSUBs>
USCALL <You want me to CALL what????>
USGOSUB <You want me to GOSUB where???>
! NOMSG <Message number 00038353
! 230058
.SEVERITY ERROR
.BASE 256
CONFQUAL <you are lost in a maze of conflicting qualifiers>
INVQUAL <obtuse qualifier>
REQPRMABS <but you HAVE to type all of the required parameters>
INVQUALNUM <stupid qualifier number>
INVREQTYP <wrong request type>
NOVALUE <value not presentable>
VALCNVERR <I can't convert this value>
ILLVAL <this value is totally wrong>
NOOPTPRS <I can't do what you don't tell me to>
CREQUEJOB <queue !AS spat out your job>/FAO=1
SUBMITERR <queue !AS didn't like your file>/FAO=1
DEVALSPL <device is already spooled, you twerp>
DEVNOTSPL <device is not spooled, fathead>
IVDEVTYPE <invalid device type - specify a mailbox device>
IMGFNF <image file isn't where you think it is>
DEVNOTFOR <device doesn't think it's foreign>
PWDNOTVAL <that wasn't the old password - try again, buckwheat>
PWDNOTVER <that wasn't what you just typed - you lose>
PWDLOCKED <somebody doesn't trust you - the password is locked>
NOTFR <You got no transfer address>
PWDSYNTAX <you can't do passwords like that>
IMGNAME <created in your own image file !AS>/FAO=1
IMAGEFNF <!AS not in your image>/FAO=1
BADSTRLVL <unrecognized structure level for command tables>
REFUSED <what makes you think you can attach to that process?>
BADCTLMSK <bad control character enable/disable mask>
INVRFM <invalid record format for record I/O - file not opened>
NOCLINT <image requested CLI interface routine that does not exist>
NOSPAWN <you should know that DCL cannot SPAWN an MCR subprocess >
SPWNIO <shared input or output files are not allowed - respecify>
TRMMBX <terminal has associated mailbox - terminate image and then SPAWN>
STRTOOLNG <string argument is too long - shorten>
CMDGONE <you humans should read the manuals more>
NOCMDPROC <error opening captive command procedure - access denied>
INVROUT <invalid routine specified in command tables - check .CLD file>
OLDTAB <command tables have obsolete format - use SET COMMAND to recreate>
INVTAB <command tables have invalid format - see documentation>
NOTDISCON <Ha, Ha, you can't disconnect this terminal>
ENTNF <specified entity nowhere in command tables>
ATTRMBX <can't attach, it's attached to something else>
INVCALL <CALL blew up, figure it out yourself>
.SEVERITY INFORMATION
.BASE 3000
DEFKEY <!AC key !AS has been changed to something else>/FAO=2
DELKEY <!AC key !AC has been disconnected from your terminal>/FAO=2
SETKEY <keypad state of confusion is now !AC>/FAO=1
SPARE1 <spare - for future use>
ALLOC <!AS allocated, blindly>/FAO=1
SUPERSEDE <!AS's old value was stupid anyway>/FAO=1
INSPRIV <with no CMKRNL you expect to change your UIC?>
NODIRCHG <directory cannot be changed to match UIC greater than [377,377]>
IGNQUAL <qualifiers appearing before this item were ignored>
TABEXIST <!AS already exists, you slime>/FAO=1
TABSUPER <previous table !AS has been superseded>/FAO=1
TABNOTFND <previous table !AS was not found - new table created>/FAO=1
DELSYM <!AC symbol !AC has been totally eradicated>/FAO=2
SYMTRUNC <preceding symbol value has been truncated>
KEYCNV <synonym key !AS's alias is now !AS>/FAO=2
.SEVERITY SUCCESS
.BASE 4000
SPAWNED <salmon spawned all ovary your process !AS>/FAO=1
ATTACHED <terminal now attached to your forehead>
OUTERLIMITS <we now return control of your set>
PRESENT <entity value is present in command string>
DEFAULTED <entity defaulted present in command string>
CONCAT <requested value is terminated by a plus sign>
LOCPRES <entity value is locally present in command string>
COMMA <requested value is terminated by a comma>
OKTAB <command tables are already in latest format you joik>
UPGTAB <command tables have been upgraded to latest format already>
.BASE 4094
PROC_ID <new process can be called !XL>/FAO=1
QUEJOBCRE <!UW cleared for takeoff on runway !AC>/FAO=2
!262138
.FACILITY RMS,1/SYSTEM
.SEVERITY SUCCESS
.BASE 0
STALL <waiting for your other stuff to finish>
PENDING <your other stuff isn't done yet>
OK_DUP <stored record with duplicate key>
OK_IDX <index update error occurred>
OK_RLK <record lock but who cares>
OK_RRL <record locked against read but I don't care, I read it anyway>
KFF <found what I already knew anyway>
OK_ALK <record is already locked>
OK_DEL <deleted record successfully accessed>
OK_RNF <nonexistent record successfully accessed>
OK_LIM <retrieved record exceeds specified key value>
OK_NOP <XAB not filled in for block I/O, you dolt>
OK_WAT <record locked after wait>
CRE_STM <file was created in stream format, so remember this>
OK_RULK <record relocked in recovery unit>
!12303,16
!12338,51
.SEVERITY WARNING
.BASE 51
BOF <beginning of time found>
RNL <record not locked with a padlock>
RTB <!UL byte record too humongous for any use>/FAO=1
TMO <you snooze, you lose>
TNS <type a carriage return, pea-brain>
BES <I don't understand that escape sequence>
PES <you escaped, partially>
!12346,58
!12362,75
.SEVERITY ERROR
.BASE 75
ACT <file activity precludes operation>
DEL <RFA-accessed record isn't there anymore...>
INCOMPSHR <incompatible file sharing specified>
DNR <device unavailable for comment>
EOF <end of world detected>
FEX <file already exists, I give up>
FLK <file currently stolen by another user>
FNF <file not found, where did you leave it?>
PRV <Don't threaten me, hacker>
REX <record is a clone>
RLK <target record currently locked by another stream>
RNF <record not found, where did you put it?>
WLK <you can't write to this device now>
EXP <file is not expired, yet>
NMF <no more files found>
SUP <DECnet doesn't do that; DAP code = !XL>/FAO=1
RSA <record stream currently active>
CRC <network DAP level CRC check doesn't cut the mustard>
WCC <invalid wild card context (WCC) value>
IDR <you can't rename directories you idiot>
LWC <lock wait canceled>
XCR <conflicting RU attributes in journal XAB>
NOVALPRS <$PARSE before the $SEARCH, not the other way around!>
KEY_MISMATCH <Found something but not with that key>
ERRWRTJNL <UNUSED>
JND <journaling is shut off for this file>
WRTJNL_AIJ <After image journal is out to lunch>
WRTJNL_BIJ <Before image journal is out to lunch>
WRTJNL_ATJ <Audit trail journal is out to lunch>
WRTJNL_RUJ <Recovery unit journal is out to lunch>
RU_ACTIVE <well are you?>
UNKRUFAC <What kind of recovery unit are you using, anyway?>
LIMBO <Recovery unit is in limbo (honest!)>
!12385,97
!12412,125
.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 125
TEMP0 <UNUSED>
AID <invalid area ID = !UL>/FAO=1
ALN <alignment options error for area id = !UL>/FAO=1
ALQ <invalid allocation quantity (negative, or 0 on $EXTEND)>
ANI <not ANSI "D" format>
AOP <allocation options error for area id = !UL>/FAO=1
BKS <buckets too big for my britches (FAB)>
BKZ <inconsistent bucket size for area id = !UL>/FAO=1
BLN <invalid block length for control block (RAB/FAB)>
BUG <RMS bugs detected, who knows why>
BUG_DDI <default directory name is silly>
BUG_DAP <Data Access Protocol error detected; DAP code = !XL>/FAO=1
BUG_XX1 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX2 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX3 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX4 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX5 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX6 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX7 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX8 <reserved bug code>
BUSY <user structure (FAB/RAB) still in use>
CCR <cannot connect RAB>
CHG <invalid key change in $UPDATE (CHG not set)>
CHK <bucket format check failed for VBN = !UL>/FAO=1
COD <invalid or unsupported type field in XAB at !XL>/FAO=1
CUR <you gotta get a record before you do that!>
DAN <invalid data area number for key = !UL>/FAO=1
DEV <do that one more time and you'll get logged out>
DIR <directory name is stupid>
DME <dynamic memory exhausted, it's been up all night>
DNA <invalid default file name string address>
DTP <invalid key data type for key = !UL>/FAO=1
DUP <cloned key detected (DUP not set)>
DVI <invalid device ID value in NAM block>
ESA <invalid expanded string address>
ESS <expanded string area too small>
FAB <FAB is all wrong or you protected it>
FAC <you can't do that to that file>
FLG <invalid key definition flags for key = !UL>/FAO=1
FNA <invalid file name string address>
FNM <file name is silly>
FSZ <fixed control header size is grody to the max>
FOP <totally gross file options>
FUL <device had too much for lunch>
IAL <invalid argument list, let's not talk about it anymore>
IAN <strange index area number for key = !UL>/FAO=1
IDX <index not initialized>
IFI <bizarre internal file identifier (IFI) value>
IMX <non valid duplicate XAB or non-dense XAB at !XL>/FAO=1
IOP <operation can't be done for file organization or device>
IRC <ugly record encountered; VBN or record number = !UL>/FAO=1
ISI <invalid internal stream identifier (ISI) value>
KBF <key buffer is foo>
KEY <invalid record number key or key value>
KRF <silly key for $GET/$FIND>
KSZ <wrong key size for $GET/$FIND>
LAN <invalid lowest-level-index area number for key = !UL>/FAO=1
RUNDOWN <can't do that during RMS rundown>
LNE <down and down we go....plop! Don't assign recursive logicals!>
TEMP2 <UNUSED>
MRN <either you stuffed too many records in or your MRN is too high>
MRS <stupid maximum record size>
NAM <invalid NAM block or NAM block not accessible>
NEF <not positioned to EOF on $PUT (sequential organization only)>
TEMP3 <UNUSED>
NOD <node name is really stupid>
NPK <you might try defining a primary key, isn't this file indexed?>
ORD <XABs not in correct order at !XL>/FAO=1
ORG <funky file organization value>
PBF <filthy prompt buffer>
PLG <file's prolog boo-boo (reconstruct file)>
POS <invalid key position (greater than MRS) for key = !UL>/FAO=1
TEMP4 <UNUSED>
QUO <quoted string is all wrong>
RAB <wrong RAB or RAB is protected>
RAC <use the right record access mode or don't do it at all>
RAT <try the right record attributes instead>
RBF <definitely not the right record buffer>
RFA <wrong record's file address (RFA)>
RFM <wrong record format>
RHB <invalid record header buffer>
RLF <invalid related NAM block>
ROP <use the right record options instead>
RRV <invalid RRV record encountered>
RVU <error updating RRV's, some paths to data may be lost>
RSS <resultant string size is crazy>
RST <resultant string address is somewhere on another machine, probably>
RSZ <wrong record size, pea-brain>
SEQ <primary key out of sequence (SEQ access)>
SHR <invalid file sharing (SHR) options>
SIZ <!UL is not the right size key, jerkface>/FAO=1
SQO <SQO is set so don't do random calls, human>
TEMP5 <UNUSED>
SYN <do you really know what file you're looking for?>
TRE <error in index tree - it fell over>
TYP <file is the wrong type for anything you want to do>
UBF <bizarre user buffer>
USZ <fascinating, but incorrect, user buffer size>
VER <was that really a version number you specified?>
XNF <required XAB not found>
XAB <invalid XAB or XAB blown away at !XL>/FAO=1
ESL <infinitely expanded string length>
TEMP6 <UNUSED>
ENV <support for RMS service call or feature not present>
PLV <what prolog version was that?>
MBC <invalid multi-block count>
RSL <strange resultant string length>
WLD <wildcards are not trumped here>
NET <remote node spat your operation out with a DAP code of !XL>/FAO=1
IBF <illegal bucket format in VBN = !UL>/FAO=1
REF <wrong skeleton key-of-reference = !UL>/FAO=1
IFL <index bucket fill size larger than bucket size for key = !UL>/FAO=1
DFL <data bucket fill size larger than bucket size for key = !UL>/FAO=1
KNM <key name buffer not accessible for key = !UL>/FAO=1
IBK <LAN bucket size not equal to IAN bucket size for key = !UL>/FAO=1
KSI <index bucket will not hold two keys for key-of-reference = !UL>/FAO=1
LEX <invalid $EXTEND for area !UL containing an unused extent>/FAO=1
SEG <overlapping segments or segmented key must be string for key = !UL>/FAO=1
SNE <I don't DO file sharing here>
SPE <file sharing pagecount exceeded>
UPI <UPI not set when sharing and BIO or BRO set>
ACS <access control string is screwed up beyond all hope>
STR <user structure (FAB/RAB) became invalid during operation>
FTM <network file transfer mode precludes operation (SQO set)>
GBC <wrong global buffer count>
DEADLOCK <you are in a deadlock>
EXENQLM <exceeded enqueue quota - you lose>
JOP <no journaling options available, ever>
RUM <recovery-unit handler had too much to drink>
JNS <operation not supported by RMS journaling>
NRU <operation prohibited outside recovery-unit>
IFF <file attributes say you can't do that>
ACC_AIJ <after image journal is not in today>
ACC_BIJ <before image journal is not in today>
ACC_RUJ <Recovery unit journal is not in today>
ACC_ATJ <Audit trail journal is not in today>
.SEVERITY ERROR
.BASE 2048
ACC <ACP file access was was blown out of the water>
CRE <ACP file create was shot out of the sky>
DAC <ACP file deaccess was burnt during $CLOSE over there somewhere>
ENT <ACP enter function didn't work>
EXT <ACP file extend blew up>
FND <ACP file or directory lookup didn't happen the right way>
MKD <You want the ACP to delete the file but it knows better>
DPE <Device got lost somewhere>
SPL <spool or submit failed on $CLOSE>
DNF <what directory, where?>
TEMP8 <UNUSED>
.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 2073
ATR <File attributes weren't read 'cause they suck eggs>
ATW <File attributes weren't written 'cause they suck eggs>
CCF <Can't close the file>
CDA <Can't deliver AST, what do you think I am, the delivery boy?>
CHN <Assign channel system service blew it>
RER <file read error, I just stuck something random there instead>
RMV <ACP remove function went to the Registry of Motor Vehicles>
RPL <error detected reading prolog, thought it was something else>
SYS <QIO systems service request was totally fooed>
WER <file write error, your disk just blew up>
WPL <error detected writing prolog, what proglog did you really want?>
IFA <file format is totally screwed>
WBE <error trying to write on your behind>
ENQ <ENQ system service request died>
NETFAIL <Network operation didn't make it at remote node>
SUPPORT <DECNET doesn't do that>
CRMP <got a cramp in my side trying to map global buffers>
TEMP7 <UNUSED>
REENT <file could not be renamed and recovery failed, you lose, big>
TEMP9 <unused>
TMR <SETIMR system service failed, the watch needs rewinding>
.FACILITY JBC,4/SYSTEM
.SEVERITY Severe
.BASE 0
!294915
ILLDEVNAM <Stupid device name>
UNSDEVTYP <you have to specify device types>
ILLFILNAM <stupid file name>
INVQUENAM <no queue by that name>
.SEVERITY ERROR
NOPRIV <you have been denied>
NOQUEHDR <queue has no header??>/SEVERE
NOQUESPACE <no space in system job queue file>
NOSUCHQUE <silly queue name>
NOSUCHJOB <silly job name>
NOOPENJOB <no open job for requesting process>
REFERENCED <existing references prevent deletion>
STARTED <someone already started it>
INVITMCOD <invalid item code or option code>/SEVERE
INVFUNCOD <invalid function code>/SEVERE
EMPTYJOB <no files specified in job request>
JOBQUEDIS <system job queue manager took the bus today>
JOBABORT <job was run over by a speeding bus>
ACMINVOP <ACMINVOP>
INVPARLEN <invalid parameter length>
TRMMBXUSE <TRMMBXUSE>
MAXSYMEXD <MAXSYMEXD>
SCTTABFUL <SCTTABFUL>
CREPRCFAL <Error creating process for batch job, you lose.>
SYMNTBFUL <SYMNTBFUL>
NODSTQUE <where did you say you wanted it to go?>
INVDSTQUE <nothing like that there>
JOBDELETE <job never had a chance>
NORESTART <you can't restart that job>
JOBREQUEUE <job given another chance>
QUERESET <queue was reset because your job made it die>
SYSFAIL <system failed because of your job>
EXECUTING <job executing on queue prevents requested operation>
INVMSGBUF <invalid message buffer>
MISREQPAR <missing required parameter>
INVPARVAL <stupid parameter value>
INCQUETYP <inconsistent queue type>
INCDSTQUE <inconsistent destination queue type>
JOBQUEENA <system job queue manager is already running away>
NOTASSIGN <queue is unsigned>
INCOMPLETE <previous incomplete operation prevents execution>
INVCHANAM <invalid characteristic name>
INVFORNAM <stupid form name>
NOSUCHCHAR <no such characteristic>
NOSUCHFORM <there were never any forms like that>
DUPFORM <cloned form number>
INCFORMPAR <inconsistent form parameters>
NOSUCHFILE <can't find it, where is it?>
DELACCESS <file protection does not allow delete access>
!295291
! add 81 (80?)
.BASE 128
ACCDISERR <accounting disabled due to file errors>
ALLOCMEM <error allocating virtual memory>
COMREMJBC <error communicating with another job controller>
INVBLOCK <invalid operation on queue block !UL>
INVMSG <invalid mailbox message received>
NEWQUEUE <new system job queue file !AS created>
OPEJBCMBX <error opening job controller mailbox>
PRCREAT <process died before I could let you kill it>
QUEFORMAT <system job queue file has invalid format>
REAJBCMBX <error reading job controller mailbox>
REQUEST <service required on queue !AC for job !AC user !AD!/!AF>
SETIMR <error setting timer>
SYMCREPRC <error creating symbiont process for !AS>
SYMDEL <unexpected symbiont process termination>
WRIRSPMSG <error writing system service response message>
WRISMBMBX <error writing symbiont mailbox>
NFY_COMPLETE <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) landed>
NFY_CURRENT <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) taking off on runway !AC>
NFY_HOLD <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) in a holding pattern>
NFY_PENDING <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) waiting for takeoff>
NFY_TIMER <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) holding until !17%D>
STRUCT_LEVEL <system job queue file has incompatible structure level of !XW>
DIAGNOSTIC <!AS>
DIAG_TEXT <diagnostic (!UL): !AS !XL !XL>
DIAG_DATA <diagnostic (!UL): !XL !XL !XL !XL>
!296131
.FACILITY BLS32,111/SYSTEM
.SEVERITY WARNING
CMPWARN <Compilation sneaked through, just barely, with warnings>
CMPERRS <Compilation had errors, RTFM>
CMPFATAL <Compilation died>
.END
--
__o
_ \<,_ C.A. Marby ma...@lhasa.harvard.edu
(_)/ (_)
~~~~~~~~~~
Bob Koehler
> $ ana/sys
> tcpip show bug
> tcpip sh crash
OK, for those of us who get their IP humor from Process, would
someone post the output?
Phillip Helbig
> > tcpip show bug
> > tcpip sh crash
>
> OK, for those of us who get their IP humor from Process, would
> someone post the output?
SDA> tcpip sh crash
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-S-EUREKA, Solution: User error
SDA> tcpip sh bug
%TCPIP-W-IFIONLYKNEW, If I could do that, Robert, you'd be out of a job
SDA>
dav...@alpha1.mdx.ac.uk
SDA> tcpip show bug
%TCPIP-W-IFIONLYKNEW, If I could do that, Robert, you'd be out of a job
SDA> tcpip show crash
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-S-EUREKA, Solution: User error
SDA>
David Webb
VMS and Unix team leader
CCSS
Middlesex University
labadie
"Bob Koehler" <koe...@encompasserve.org> wrote in message
news:0Mvecu...@eisner.encompasserve.org...
%tcpip-w-ifionlyknew, If I could do that Robert, You 'd be out of a job
tcpip sh crash
%tcpip-i-thinking, Thinking...
%tcpip-i-thinking, Thinking...
%tcpip-i-thinking, Thinking...
%tcpip-s-eureka, Solution: user error
mc sysgen sh timeprompwait
show a great unit : the microfortnight !
Regards
Gérard
labadie
<paddy.o'br...@zzz.tg.nsw.gov.au> wrote in message
news:01KEIA2FQ...@tgmail.tg.nsw.gov.au...
> Martin Vorlaender wrote:
>
> >ROTFLASTC
> >
> >I *love* the humor the engineers have put into VMS.
00000A58 20998 ; DK_MOUNT_VER
00000A58 20999 ;
00000A58 21000 ; The disk class driver and mount
verification are in bed together.
00000A58 21001 ; They are so intimately related that
one
of them is most certainly
00000A58 21002 ; "with child" and nuptial
announcements
will soon be made.
regards
Gérard
Tim Llewellyn
labadie wrote:
> I recently discovered that with a Tcpip 5 (.0 or .1), you can use the Sda
> extension, and do
>
> $ ana/sys
> tcpip show bug
> tcpip sh crash
>
> I let you see the results...
aw comeon, some of us are currently deprived of priv'd VMS access,
cut and paste please.
Standard disclaimer applies. My views in no way represent those of
my employers or service provider.
JF Mezei
> Came complete with instructions:
Thanks.
However, what is the impact of using this message file on a more recent system
? Any chance that some error messages would be the wrong one produced ? Or is
there so garantee of upwards compatibility in the order of messages from
version to version ?
Brian Tillman
Wrong. Here's what I get on OpenVMS VAX V7.2:
SDA> tcpip sho crash
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
%TCPIP-S-EUREKA, Solution: User error
--
Brian Tillman Internet: tillman_brian at si.com
Smiths Aerospace tillman at swdev.si.com
3290 Patterson Ave. SE, MS Addresses modified to prevent
Grand Rapids, MI 49512-1991 SPAM. Replace "at" with "@"
This opinion doesn't represent that of my company
Paul Repacholi
> I seem to remember from the early days when DECNET was being
> developed there was a status message for an "impossible" condition
> (as the story goes) that Ken Olsen got when demonstrating DECNET for
> the press or some other dignitaries. The message??
IE.NFW -69 Path Lost to Partner.
PIP was originally called ATLATL, AnyThing Lord, to AnyThing Lord. KO
got that changed...
--
Paul Repacholi 1 Crescent Rd.,
+61 (08) 9257-1001 Kalamunda.
West Australia 6076
Raw, Cooked or Well-done, it's all half baked.
EPIC, The Architecture of the future, always has been, always will be.
JF Mezei
> Wrong. Here's what I get on OpenVMS VAX V7.2:
>
> SDA> tcpip sho crash
> %TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
> %TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
> %TCPIP-I-THINKING, Thinking ...
> %TCPIP-S-EUREKA, Solution: User error
Most interesting. TCPIP SHOW BUG works fine.
But TCPIP SHOW CRASH yields "unrecognized keyword - check validity and
spelling /CRASH/
(interestingly, if this is the first command I issue, it first goes through
the hoops of reading the various symbol tables before issueing the error message).
My only conclusions is that the VMS engineers don't like me and added code
such as :
"if JF THEN don't execute the show crash". :-) :-)
In all fairness, I do get 2 error messages before:
TCPIP-E-NOWIP-Pathworks over IP driver is not present
TCPIP-E-NOTERMINAL-Terminal port (TN) driver is not present
(note: telnet works fine, but not used at time command is issued).
JF Mezei
> IE.NFW -69 Path Lost to Partner.
Early on, I kept getting the "network partner exited" and would always think
it was very funny because, english as my second language, I would
instinctively pronounce it "excited".
Martin Vorlaender
> > Martin Vorlaender wrote:
> > >ROTFLASTC
> > >
> > >I *love* the humor the engineers have put into VMS.
>
> another one, in the sources, I hope it is not too shocking for comp.os.vms
:-))
I found the following in PPLDEF.H :
#define PPL$_NORMAL 31555585
/*++ */
/* FACILITY: PPL, RUN-TIME LIBRARY */
/* EXPLANATION: ALL IS WELL. */
/* USER ACTION: ENJOY YOUR SUCCESS. ALL THINGS MUST PASS. */
/*-- */
cu,
Martin
--
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Martin Vorlaender
> Martin Vorlaender wrote:
> >I *love* the humor the engineers have put into VMS.
>
:-)
I hope that I also have humour, being a big fan of Monty Python, Terry
Pratchett, and Douglas Adams. But then, I enjoy "Friends" and "Sex and
The City" as well...
cu,
Martin
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Hoff Hoffman
:
:Whilst looking through STARLET.REQ the other day, I came across a
:reference to SS$_FISH. I determined the value (decimal 2928) and
:did "$ exit 2928" to see the following
:%SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
:
:This only appears to be Alpha V7.3.
Yes, that particular condition value is new in V7.3.
:Any one have any idea what it is all about?
Ayup.
:(Good to see that someone at Compaq still has a sense of humour.)
I'm not in a position to, um, pre-emptively admit the existence of
any (other) easter eggs within OpenVMS.
---------------------------- #include <rtfaq.h> -----------------------------
For additional, please see the OpenVMS FAQ -- www.openvms.compaq.com
--------------------------- pure personal opinion ---------------------------
Hoff (Stephen) Hoffman OpenVMS Engineering hoffman#xdelta.zko.dec.com
Didier Morandi
which *was*. This tools has been discontinued and is being replaced with
which will do SSH v2.
D.
WILLIAM WEBB
Another example of d|i|g|i|t|a|l/Compaq humor that I recently
discovered:
While looking through the 7.3 Alpha Partitioning and Galaxy Guide,
(AA-REZQC-TE, Sept 2001) I came across the following Galaxy SDA
command in section 2.14.3.2:
SHOW GLOCK
SHOW GLOCK displays Galaxy lock structures. Default is display of
base GLOCK structures.
(Explanatory note: Glock GmbH is an Austrian manufacturer of
high-quality, polymer-frame semiauto pistols)
WWWebb
Peter Weaver
news:GqYc8.6$fL6...@news.cpqcorp.net...
>...
> I'm not in a position to, um, pre-emptively admit the existence of
> any (other) easter eggs within OpenVMS.
I don't know if this is an Easter Egg or something real, but I stumbled
across this a few months back and I started wondering who Katie is.
$ write sys$output "''f$mess(%X13f30074)'"
%KATIE-F-DEVNOTMBX, device is not a mailbox
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> "Hoff Hoffman" <hof...@xdelta.zko.dec.nospam> wrote in message
> news:GqYc8.6$fL6...@news.cpqcorp.net...
>>...
>> I'm not in a position to, um, pre-emptively admit the existence of
>> any (other) easter eggs within OpenVMS.
>>...
>
> I don't know if this is an Easter Egg or something real, but I stumbled
> across this a few months back and I started wondering who Katie is.
>
> $ write sys$output "''f$mess(%X13f30074)'"
> %KATIE-F-DEVNOTMBX, device is not a mailbox
Well, bit 15 (STS$V_FAC_SP) is clear. So it's not a message specific
to KATIE. And bit 27 (STS$V_CUST_DEF) is clear. So it's a Compaq
facility number. And bit 28 (STS$V_INHIB_MSG) is clear so this
particular error code was presumably returned by a utility that displayed
its own termination error message.
The Katie facility is %x3f3 (Bits 16-27 -- STS$V_FAC_NO, STS$S_FAC_NO)
$ HELP /MESSAGE /FACILITY=? doesn't list it. It is buried in
SYS$MESSAGE:SYSMSG.EXE right between TPU and BUS.
John Briggs
Carl Karcher
->I don't know if this is an Easter Egg or something real, but I stumbled
->across this a few months back and I started wondering who Katie is.
->
->$ write sys$output "''f$mess(%X13f30074)'"
->%KATIE-F-DEVNOTMBX, device is not a mailbox
Kathleen Morse?
From my memory of reading the source listings eons ago.
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Bob Koehler
> mc sysgen sh timeprompwait
> show a great unit : the microfortnight !
Goes back to VMS 1.x on VAXen.
JF Mezei
> > mc sysgen sh timeprompwait
> > show a great unit : the microfortnight !
>
> Goes back to VMS 1.x on VAXen.
I seem to be living on a different planet.
for me, the above does:
SYSGEN-E-NOPARAM, no such parameter
(and for the real parameter, it just professionally displays the value).
VAX-VMS 7.2
antonio.carlini
> Michael Austin <mau...@firstdbasource.com> writes:
>>I seem to remember from the early days when DECNET was being
>>developed there was a status message for an "impossible" condition
>>(as the story goes) that Ken Olsen got when demonstrating DECNET for
>>the press or some other dignitaries. The message??
>
> IE.NFW -69 Path Lost to Partner.
That one made it as far as a manual
(I came across it recently in one
of the RSX ones).
FUBAR made it too (Failed Unibus
Address Register).
Antonio
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Carl Karcher
->Bob Koehler wrote:
->> > mc sysgen sh timeprompwait
->> > show a great unit : the microfortnight !
->>
->> Goes back to VMS 1.x on VAXen.
->
->
->I seem to be living on a different planet.
->
->for me, the above does:
->
->SYSGEN-E-NOPARAM, no such parameter
->
->(and for the real parameter, it just professionally displays the value).
->
->VAX-VMS 7.2
On 7.2-1 at least you get a meaningful message:
$ mc sysgen sh timeprompwait
%SYSGEN-E-NOPARAM, no such parameter
Device related commands are no longer supported by the SYSGEN utility.
Use the SYSMAN facility to manipulate devices and drivers.
David McKenzie
"JF Mezei" <jfmezei...@videotron.ca> wrote in message
news:3C756007...@videotron.ca...
Joe
> In article <02022000533901.04934@bwian>, David B Sneddon <dbsn...@bigpond.com> writes:
<snip>
> :Any one have any idea what it is all about?
>
> Ayup.
>
> :(Good to see that someone at Compaq still has a sense of humour.)
>
> I'm not in a position to, um, pre-emptively admit the existence of
> any (other) easter eggs within OpenVMS.
You could (perhaps) give some "hints" as to where one might be "warm"
if one were to go on an "easter egg hunt." No? (not that I have gobs
of spare time at work)...
Joe
JF Mezei
> > any (other) easter eggs within OpenVMS.
Easter is just about a month away and they have already started to sell Easter
eggs in stores.
Are you saying that Compaq intends to productize those easter eggs, and
require a special licence ($$$) to access those easter eggs in VMS ? (would
those be considered system integrated products ?)
Martin Vorlaender
and JF Mezei <jfmezei...@videotron.ca> both complained:
> Bob Koehler wrote:
> > > mc sysgen sh timeprompwait
> >
>
SYSGEN> SHOW TIMEPROMPTWAIT
Parameter Name Current Default Min. Max. Unit Dynamic
-------------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ---- -------
TIMEPROMPTWAIT 65535 -1 0 -1 uFortnight
SYSGEN> HELP SYS_PARAMETERS TIMEPROMPTWAIT
Sys_Parameters
TIMEPROMPTWAIT
...
(The time unit of micro-fortnights
is approximated as seconds in the implementation.)
...
Gross approximation, I'd say: 1 uFortnight = 1.2096 seconds.
But properly documented. What a great joke!
cu,
Martin
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Carl Perkins
It is, of course "timepromptwait" when spelled correctly.
If you look at it, in the "Units" column you'll see that
it specified "uFortnights", which are microfortnights.
(As the help for the parameter on recent versions of VMS
notes, the microfortnights are approximated in the actual
implementation by using seconds instead - a microfortnight
is 1.2096 seconds so they are short by a bit over 17%).
--- Carl
Bob Koehler
> Bob Koehler wrote:
>> > mc sysgen sh timeprompwait
>> > show a great unit : the microfortnight !
>>
>> Goes back to VMS 1.x on VAXen.
>
>
> I seem to be living on a different planet.
>
VMS 7.2-1:
$ mc sysgen sh timeprompTwait
Bob Koehler
>
> Are you saying that Compaq intends to productize those easter eggs, and
> require a special licence ($$$) to access those easter eggs in VMS ? (would
> those be considered system integrated products ?)
Compaq can't read calendars. They laid their egg 2HCY2001.
Bob Koehler
>
> Gross approximation, I'd say: 1 uFortnight = 1.2096 seconds.
> But properly documented. What a great joke!
1 湩ortnight is nearly an even multiple of 60Hz line clock frequency.
I think some PDP-11/70 fellow was having fun.
Carl Perkins
Sounds like flawed math. A microfortnight is 1.2096 seconds.
That is 72.576 times 1/60 second. That doesn't seem anywhere
near an even multiple to me.
--- Carl
Bob Koehler
If you use 1024 instead of 1000 it comes very close to 70.
After all it's a computer, right?
WILLIAM WEBB
Various terminological repositories contain information
similar to the following entry:
microfortnight
n. 1/1000000 of the fundamental unit of time in the Furlong/Firkin/Fortnight
system of measurement; 1.2096 sec. (A furlong is 1/8th of a mile; a firkin is
1/4th of a barrel; the mass unit of the system is taken to be a firkin of
water). The VMS operating system has a lot of tuning parameters that you can set
with the SYSGEN utility, and one of these is TIMEPROMPTWAIT, the time the system
will wait for an operator to set the correct date and time at boot if it
realizes that the current value is bogus. This time is specified in
microfortnights!
Multiple uses of the millifortnight (about 20 minutes) and nanofortnight have
also been reported.[NHD]
WWWebb
-----Original Message-----
From: Info-VAX...@Mvb.Saic.Com at INTERNET
Sent: Monday, February 25, 2002 9:00 AM
To: Webb, William W Raleigh, NC; Info...@Mvb.Saic.Com at INTERNET
Subject: RE: Strange status value - when can I expect to get it?
In article <23FEB200...@gerg.tamu.edu>, ca...@gerg.tamu.edu (Carl Perkins)
writes: > koe...@encompasserve.org (Bob Koehler) writes...
> }In article <3c75ba7e.5241...@radiogaga.harz.de>,
mar...@radiogaga.harz.de (Martin Vorlaender) writes: > }>
> }> Gross approximation, I'd say: 1 uFortnight = 1.2096 seconds.
> }> But properly documented. What a great joke!
> }
> } 1 ?Fortnight is nearly an even multiple of 60Hz line clock frequency.