Thursday, October 18 2012

Hello, Purbeck

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Oct 19, 2012, 3:21:28 AM10/19/12

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Dear diary

When I opened my mailbox this morning, I was appalled find in there a box
containing human excrement.

What foul creature could defecate such a thing in such a way?

HP

joeh

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Oct 19, 2012, 11:20:05 AM10/19/12

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Anyone defecating a box should seek medical advice.

ah

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Oct 20, 2012, 3:47:57 PM10/20/12

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Agrebe.
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Phil Kyle

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Oct 21, 2012, 5:47:11 AM10/21/12

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On 21/10/2012 8:47 a.m., ah wrote:
> On 10/19/2012 11:20 AM, joeh wrote:
>> On Oct 19, 8:21 am, "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>> Dear diary
>>>
>>> When I opened my mailbox this morning, I was appalled find in there a box
>>> containing human excrement.
>>>
>>> What foul creature could defecate such a thing in such a way?
>>
>> Anyone defecating a box should seek medical advice.
>
> Agrebe.
>

Anyone defecating a grebe should seek immediate mabbetry.

ah

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Oct 21, 2012, 9:07:55 AM10/21/12

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Anyone defecating a grebe should seek immediate photography.

Keeper of the Book

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Oct 21, 2012, 4:01:44 PM10/21/12

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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
news:k5qv1o$vum$1...@dont-email.me:

a boxman

Keeper of the Book

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Oct 21, 2012, 4:02:11 PM10/21/12

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joeh <hutcheo...@googlemail.com> wrote in
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He should have his lugs boxed.

Keeper of the Book

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Oct 21, 2012, 4:02:44 PM10/21/12

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ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:5082fff4$0$29945$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:

> On 10/19/2012 11:20 AM, joeh wrote:
>> On Oct 19, 8:21 am, "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>> Dear diary
>>>
>>> When I opened my mailbox this morning, I was appalled find in there
>>> a box containing human excrement.
>>>
>>> What foul creature could defecate such a thing in such a way?
>>
>> Anyone defecating a box should seek medical advice.
>
> Agrebe.

Pooh! Grebe shit in a box is worser.

Keeper of the Book

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Oct 21, 2012, 4:04:25 PM10/21/12

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Phil Kyle <philky...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Anyone defecating a grebe must have eaten one.

He should seek a RSPB occifer.

Keeper of the Book

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Oct 21, 2012, 4:05:06 PM10/21/12

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ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:5083f3b7$0$29971$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:

Anyone photographing grebe turds is a shit photographer.

ah

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Oct 21, 2012, 8:39:33 PM10/21/12

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We should ask Niel about this.

ah

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Oct 21, 2012, 8:40:12 PM10/21/12

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As opposed to 'in a _______'?

ah

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Oct 28, 2012, 12:09:57 AM10/28/12

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On 10/23/2012 4:57 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
> On 23/10/2012 19:56, THE COLONEL wrote:
>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:50849631$0$62075$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>> On 10/21/2012 5:40 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>> On 21/10/2012 22:26, John Wiser wrote:
>>>>> "Keeper of the Book" <damn...@hell.org> wrote in message
>>>>> news:XnsA0F3D5E904C7B...@193.202.122.58...

>>>>>> a boxman
>>>>>
>>>>> On the sauce again, Keeper? You lower the tone here ..
>>>>> Go get yer boxes lugged, or yer ashes hauled. And stop
>>>>> crossposting.
>>>>
>>>> What is the motivation behind your crusade against cross-posting? It is
>>>> entirely natural; a well-worn way to spread the seed of one's efforts.
>>>
>>> IAWTP.
>>
>> Crossposting gives me a boner. In case you was wonderin'.
>
> I am pleased about that, Colonel.

No surprise there, really.
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Hello, Purbeck

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Oct 28, 2012, 6:53:56 AM10/28/12

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I am starting to think Dr David Tholen is dead.

HP

ah

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Oct 28, 2012, 6:36:39 PM10/28/12

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This, of course, is predicated upon the assumption that he was originally alive.

Hello, Purbeck

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Oct 30, 2012, 4:52:12 AM10/30/12

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I believe he passed the Turing Test. Once.

HP

ah

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Nov 3, 2012, 10:52:50 PM11/3/12

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On 10/30/2012 5:14 AM, PAUL {HAMILTON ROONEY} wrote:

> He turned blue?

He spat-out five metres of chain-link fencing.

But that don't ennerinuit.

E's a Bot!