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Hello, Purbeck

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Jun 29, 2012, 1:52:17 PM6/29/12
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On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> Why would it matter whose hand it was?

Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.

HP

John Wiser

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Jun 29, 2012, 2:36:27 PM6/29/12
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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in message
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> On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> Why would it matter whose hand it was?
>
> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.
>

What better place for them, Hello?

jdw

Hello, Purbeck

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Jun 29, 2012, 7:08:17 PM6/29/12
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alt.sex.fetish.tickling

HTH

HP

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jun 29, 2012, 7:31:21 PM6/29/12
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"John Wiser" <cee...@gmail.com> writes:

22> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

22> What better place for them, Hello?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Wiser?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jun 29, 2012, 7:33:20 PM6/29/12
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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> writes:

13> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

13> alt.sex.fetish.tickling

What does that have to do with OS/2, Purbeck?

13> HTH

What does your ambiguity have to do with OS/2, Purbeck?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jun 29, 2012, 7:30:31 PM6/29/12
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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> writes:

12> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

12> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.

What does your demand have to do with OS/2, Purbeck?

John Wiser

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Jun 29, 2012, 8:04:52 PM6/29/12
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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
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It serves to call you forth, Tholen,
so that I may request that
you kiss my withered arse

JDW

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jun 29, 2012, 8:33:59 PM6/29/12
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"John Wiser" <cee...@gmail.com> writes:

23> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

23> It serves to call you forth, Tholen,
23> so that I may request that
23> you kiss my withered arse

What does your fetish have to do with OS/2, Wiser?

Lieutenant Scott

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Jun 30, 2012, 9:07:31 AM6/30/12
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Explain how you came across that group.

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Hello, Purbeck

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Jun 30, 2012, 1:14:33 PM6/30/12
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On 30/06/2012 14:07, Lieutenant Scott wrote:

> Explain how you came across that group.

There you go again.

HP

Lieutenant Scott

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Jun 30, 2012, 4:41:09 PM6/30/12
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Where?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jun 30, 2012, 6:14:15 PM6/30/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

44> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

44> Explain how you came across that group.

What does your request of Purbeck have to do with OS/2, Scott?

45> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

45> Where?

What does your question of Purbeck have to do with OS/2, Scott?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jun 30, 2012, 6:15:00 PM6/30/12
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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> writes:

14> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

14> There you go again.

What does Scott's going have to do with OS/2, Purbeck?

Lieutenant Scott

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Jun 30, 2012, 6:47:23 PM6/30/12
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What's with the 45> shit?
Illegal is a big sick bird.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 1, 2012, 8:14:24 AM7/1/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

46> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

46> What's with the 45> shit?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 1, 2012, 8:39:54 AM7/1/12
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Fuck off bot.
In Today's Market Activity, Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. Invest wisely!

Mr Pounder

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Jul 1, 2012, 12:57:23 PM7/1/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 13:14:24 +0100, tho...@antispam.ham
> <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:
>>
>> 46> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>>
>> 46> What's with the 45> shit?
>>
>> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?
>
> Fuck off bot.

Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.
>


Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 1, 2012, 1:10:47 PM7/1/12
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I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line.
If the Internet is a superhighway, then AOL must be a fleet of farm equipment that straddles five lanes and pays no heed to "Keep Right Except to Pass" signs.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 1, 2012, 1:51:48 PM7/1/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

47> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

47> Fuck off bot.

What does your foul language have to do with OS/2, Scott?

48> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

48> I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line.

What does your threat have to do with OS/2, Scott?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 1, 2012, 1:50:17 PM7/1/12
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"Mr Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> writes:

521> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

521> Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.

What does your warning have to do with OS/2, Pounder?

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 1, 2012, 2:14:51 PM7/1/12
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Why do you think I posted to OS/2? How thick are you?
I think car alarms should be set of explode after two minutes.
That way, we either take out a car thief, or deprive a noise-polluting jerk of his wheels.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 1, 2012, 2:34:55 PM7/1/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

49> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

49> Why do you think I posted to OS/2?

That's what I asked you, Scott. I see that you didn't answer the
question. No surprise there, really.

49> How thick are you?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 1, 2012, 3:49:37 PM7/1/12
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 19:34:55 +0100, tho...@antispam.ham <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:
>
> 49> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 49> Why do you think I posted to OS/2?
>
> That's what I asked you, Scott. I see that you didn't answer the
> question. No surprise there, really.

That's not what you asked me. I am asking you what has caused you to come to the conclusion that I posted to OS/2.

> 49> How thick are you?
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?

It has to do with you, and you appear to live in OS/2, even though nobody uses that shite anymore.
Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
A: Silicon Valley.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 1, 2012, 6:25:12 PM7/1/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

50> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

50> That's not what you asked me.

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Scott?
Here's what I asked you:

"What does your threat have to do with OS/2, Scott?"

As expected, you didn't answer the question, Scott.

50> I am asking you what has caused you to come to the conclusion
50> that I posted to OS/2.

Take a look at the Newsgroup: header line, Scott. Still
suffering from reading comprehension problems, Scott?

50> It has to do with you, and you appear to live in OS/2,

Classic hallucination.

50> even though nobody uses that shite anymore.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 1, 2012, 6:32:18 PM7/1/12
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 23:25:12 +0100, tho...@antispam.ham <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:
>
> 50> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 50> That's not what you asked me.
>
> Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Scott?
> Here's what I asked you:
>
> "What does your threat have to do with OS/2, Scott?"
>
> As expected, you didn't answer the question, Scott.

The question was wrong, so I corrected you. I never claimed anything was to do with OS/2.

And you still haven't answered why you put numbers before your greater than signs.

> 50> I am asking you what has caused you to come to the conclusion
> 50> that I posted to OS/2.
>
> Take a look at the Newsgroup: header line, Scott. Still
> suffering from reading comprehension problems, Scott?

You are clearly suffering from logic problems.

I'll help you a little - go to the start of the thread (my post) and see what groups it was posted to.

> 50> It has to do with you, and you appear to live in OS/2,
>
> Classic hallucination.

You are the only one I see posting from there.

> 50> even though nobody uses that shite anymore.
>
> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

I will be more precise in my claim. "even though nobody with any sense uses that shite anymore".
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
- General MacArthur

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 1, 2012, 7:17:40 PM7/1/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

51> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

51> The question was wrong,

What does your classic substantiated and erroneous claim have to
do with OS/2, Scott?

51> so I corrected you.

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with
OS/2, Scott?

51> I never claimed anything was to do with OS/2.

Irrelevant, given that I never said that you did make such a
claim, Scott. Nevertheless, you have posted something to an
OS/2 newsgroup, thus the question what your threat has to do
with OS/2, a newsgroup to which you posted it, is valid.

51> And you still haven't answered why you put numbers before
51> your greater than signs.

And you still haven't explained what you query has to do with
OS/2, Scott.

51> You are clearly suffering from logic problems.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic,
coming from someone who can't even understand that the newsgroup
comp.os.os2.advocacy in the newsgroups line of your post means
that you posted to an OS/2 newsgroup.

51> I'll help you a little - go to the start of the thread
51> (my post) and see what groups it was posted to.

Unecessary. The Newsgroups line on your latest posting has
all the evidence I need to demonstrate that you posted to
an OS/2 newsgroup, Scott.

51> You are the only one I see posting from there.

Kill filed everybody else, Scott?

51> I will be more precise in my claim. "even though nobody
51> with any sense uses that shite anymore".

Classic erroneous presupposition.

dizzy

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Jul 1, 2012, 9:46:34 PM7/1/12
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tholen tholed:
Shouldn't you warn people that you're a world-class kook, before
kooking-out on them, tholen?

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 2, 2012, 8:13:54 AM7/2/12
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You are a fucking idiot. I posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local if you bothered to go back and look at the start of the thread as I asked you to.

NO OS2. Fuckwit dipshit.
8 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 2, 2012, 8:14:48 AM7/2/12
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He's cut'n'pasting, he's either a bot, or a life form with a similar intelligence. Maybe 1st line tech support.
I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.
It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial."

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 3, 2012, 8:32:57 AM7/3/12
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dizzy <di...@nospam.com> writes:

1565> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1565> tholen tholed:

What was allegedly endured while writing, dizzy?

1565> Shouldn't you warn people that you're a world-class kook,
before
1565> kooking-out on them, tholen?

What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question
have to do with OS/2, dizzy?

Mr Pounder

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Jul 3, 2012, 12:49:17 PM7/3/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 17:57:23 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.wgrpgswnytk5n5@i7-940...
>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 13:14:24 +0100, tho...@antispam.ham
>>> <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:
>>>>
>>>> 46> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>>>>
>>>> 46> What's with the 45> shit?
>>>>
>>>> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?
>>>
>>> Fuck off bot.
>>
>> Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.
>
> I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line

Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 3, 2012, 1:28:03 PM7/3/12
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On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:49:17 +0100, Mr Pounder <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

>
> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:op.wgr1z9laytk5n5@i7-940...
>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 17:57:23 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:op.wgrpgswnytk5n5@i7-940...
>>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 13:14:24 +0100, tho...@antispam.ham
>>>> <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:
>>>>>
>>>>> 46> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>>>>>
>>>>> 46> What's with the 45> shit?
>>>>>
>>>>> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?
>>>>
>>>> Fuck off bot.
>>>
>>> Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.
>>
>> I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line
>
> Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.

People do not own newsgroups.
While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded.
Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.

Hello, Purbeck

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Jul 3, 2012, 2:34:07 PM7/3/12
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On 03/07/2012 18:28, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:49:17 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.wgr1z9laytk5n5@i7-940...
>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 17:57:23 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:op.wgrpgswnytk5n5@i7-940...
>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 13:14:24 +0100, tho...@antispam.ham
>>>>> <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 46> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 46> What's with the 45> shit?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?
>>>>>
>>>>> Fuck off bot.
>>>>
>>>> Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.
>>>
>>> I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line
>>
>> Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.
>
> People do not own newsgroups.

Classic non sequitur.

HP

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 3, 2012, 2:42:38 PM7/3/12
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On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 19:34:07 +0100, Hello, Purbeck <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:

> On 03/07/2012 18:28, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:49:17 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:op.wgr1z9laytk5n5@i7-940...
>>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 17:57:23 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:op.wgrpgswnytk5n5@i7-940...

>>>>>
>>>>> Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.
>>>>
>>>> I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line
>>>
>>> Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.
>>
>> People do not own newsgroups.
>
> Classic non sequitur.

No it isn't.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Mr Pounder

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:49:17 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.wgr1z9laytk5n5@i7-940...
>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 17:57:23 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:op.wgrpgswnytk5n5@i7-940...
>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 13:14:24 +0100, tho...@antispam.ham
>>>>> <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 46> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 46> What's with the 45> shit?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?
>>>>>
>>>>> Fuck off bot.
>>>>
>>>> Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.
>>>
>>> I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line
>>
>> Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.
>
> People do not own newsgroups.
>

He does.

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 3, 2012, 3:57:13 PM7/3/12
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On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 20:10:05 +0100, Mr Pounder <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

>
> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:op.wgvr41pxytk5n5@i7-940...
>> On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:49:17 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:op.wgr1z9laytk5n5@i7-940...
>>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 17:57:23 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:op.wgrpgswnytk5n5@i7-940...

>>>>>
>>>>> Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.
>>>>
>>>> I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line
>>>
>>> Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.
>>
>> People do not own newsgroups.
>>
>
> He does.

No, he thinks he does.
Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch.
-- Dave James

Hello, Purbeck

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On 03/07/2012 20:57, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 20:10:05 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.wgvr41pxytk5n5@i7-940...
>>> On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:49:17 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:op.wgr1z9laytk5n5@i7-940...
>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 17:57:23 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:op.wgrpgswnytk5n5@i7-940...
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Watch it, Tholen may report you for cross posting.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll report him for changing the newsgroup line
>>>>
>>>> Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.
>>>
>>> People do not own newsgroups.
>>>
>>
>> He does.
>
> No, he thinks he does.

Oh you're for it now. Just you wait till he gets the Tholenizer out on this
thread. He'll have your arse for mincemeat and no mistake.

HP

Lieutenant Scott

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On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 22:50:28 +0100, Hello, Purbeck <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:

> On 03/07/2012 20:57, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 20:10:05 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:op.wgvr41pxytk5n5@i7-940...
>>>> On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:49:17 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:op.wgr1z9laytk5n5@i7-940...

>>

>>>>>
>>>>> Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.
>>>>
>>>> People do not own newsgroups.
>>>>
>>>
>>> He does.
>>
>> No, he thinks he does.
>
> Oh you're for it now. Just you wait till he gets the Tholenizer out on this
> thread. He'll have your arse for mincemeat and no mistake.

If anything with that kind of name gets put anywhere near my one way passage, I will stand with my back to the wall!
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> writes:

17> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

17> Oh you're for it now. Just you wait till he gets the Tholenizer
out on this
17> thread. He'll have your arse for mincemeat and no mistake.

What does your warning have to do with OS/2, Purbeck?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

57> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

57> If anything with that kind of name gets put anywhere near my
57> one way passage, I will stand with my back to the wall!

What does your one way passage have to do with OS/2, Scott?

Lieutenant Scott

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You're the one with the implement.
Why do our kids have to take the Iowa Test for Basic Skills?
Why can't we have a Georgia Test of Basic Skills with questions like,
"Bubba's got three cars and he done traded for two more. How many cement blocks is Bubba gonna need?"

Scotty

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On 03/07/2012 3:57 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> Comp.os.os2 is his newsgroup.
>>>
>>> People do not own newsgroups.
>>
>> He does.
>
> No, he thinks he does.

Aye, when actually, the newsgroup owns him!

--
I know this ship like the back of my hand.
<CLANG!>

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

58> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

58> You're the one with the implement.

What does your non sequitur have to do with OS/2, Scott?

Lieutenant Scott

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Due to excessive newsgroup line adjustments and repeated uses of the same phrase, you have just engaged the automatic killfile system.
Keith was explaining to his sister how to jump start a car.
"I explained about which cables to hook up where and in what order.
She said, 'ok, I got all that, so now, which car do you start first?'"

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Scotty <montgomery_...@starfleet.utopia-planitia.mars>
writes:

59> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

59> Aye, when actually, the newsgroup owns him!

Scotty

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I dinnae think so, ye mechanical fiend!

ah

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On 6/29/2012 1:52 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
> On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> Why would it matter whose hand it was?
>
> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.

Pot. Kettle. Hubris.
--
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ah

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Does the wind advise a tree?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

60> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

60> Due to excessive newsgroup line adjustments and repeated
60> uses of the same phrase, you have just engaged the
60> automatic killfile system.

Famous Last Words.

How will that stop you from posting off-topic articles to an OS/2
newsgroup, Scott?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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ah <splif...@gmail.com> writes:

3702> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3702> Pot. Kettle. Hubris.

What does your comparison for Purbeck have to do with OS/2, ah?

3703> Newsgroups:
alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.philosophy.taoism

3703> Does the wind advise a tree?

What does your question of dizzy have to do with OS/2, ah?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Scotty <montgomery_...@starfleet.utopia-planitia.mars>
writes:

61> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

61> I dinnae think so, ye mechanical fiend!

Who is "ye mechanical fiend", Scotty? There is nobody in this
newsgroup
using that alias.

] From: Scotty <montgomery_...@starfleet.utopia-
planitia.mars>
] NNTP-Posting-Host: ahDvIfLNxzoboQ0NQJOfMQ.user.speranza.aioe.org

] From: Oliver Klozov <o.kloz...@sneakemail.org>
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Hello, Purbeck

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On 04/07/2012 19:58, ah wrote:
> On 6/29/2012 1:52 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>> On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> Why would it matter whose hand it was?
>>
>> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.
>
> Pot. Kettle. Hubris.

What does your statement have to do with OS/2, ah?

HP

Lieutenant Scott

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What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?
When shagging a goat you are best taking it to the edge of a cliff because they push back harder. -- Billy Connely

Lieutenant Scott

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Does not the fire need water too?
http://youtu.be/lUDVIXTuzik?t=16s
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> writes:

18> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

18> What does your statement have to do with OS/2, ah?

Rather ironic that you should suddenly show interest in relevance
to the newsgroup, Purbeck.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

62> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

62> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?

Rather ironic that you should suddenly show any interest in
relevance to the newsgroup, Scott.

63> Newsgroups:
alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.philosophy.taoism

63> Does not the fire need water too?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Scott?

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:48:06 +0100, Hello, Purbeck <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>
>> On 04/07/2012 19:58, ah wrote:
>>> On 6/29/2012 1:52 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>> On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> Why would it matter whose hand it was?
>>>>
>>>> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.
>>>
>>> Pot. Kettle. Hubris.
>>
>> What does your statement have to do with OS/2, ah?
>
> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?

Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?

Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like that
clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.

--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8
- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB CUNT!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

"There will be no carbon tax."
- Juliar Dullard

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Trollene fell out of a tree once and landed on his head. His incessant whining
is the result of that. The poor queer never recovered. He still thinks OS/2, a
dead pile of steaming crap, is still the bee's knees.

Hello, Purbeck

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On 05/07/2012 11:02, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF wrote:

> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like
> that clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.

Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical argument

HP

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"
<Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au>
writes:

543> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

543> Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?

Who is "Trollene", Howard? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

543> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

543> Only fuckwits, like that clown Trollene, whine about it and do
543> little else.

Who is "Trollene", Howard? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias. What does your foul language have to do with OS/2,
Howard?

544> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

544> Trollene fell out of a tree once and landed on his head. His
incessant whining
544> is the result of that. The poor queer never recovered.

Who is "Trollene", Howard? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

544> He still thinks OS/2, a
544> dead pile of steaming crap, is still the bee's knees.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> writes:

19> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

19> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
argument

What does Howard's invective have to do with OS/2, Purbeck?

Lieutenant Scott

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On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:02:04 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:

> Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:48:06 +0100, Hello, Purbeck <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>
>>> On 04/07/2012 19:58, ah wrote:
>>>> On 6/29/2012 1:52 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>> On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:

>>>>>
>>>>> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.
>>>>
>>>> Pot. Kettle. Hubris.
>>>
>>> What does your statement have to do with OS/2, ah?
>>
>> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?
>
> Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?
>
> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like that
> clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.

He has been killfiled.
The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger, self lubricates, takes any sized piston,
then every 4 weeks it does it's own oil change. It's just a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental! -- Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D.

Lieutenant Scott

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I disagree with your use of the word "still" in the strongest possible terms. It never was the bee's anything.

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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It was bee shit.

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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You catch on fast, you saucy boy.

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:02:04 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
> <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>> Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:48:06 +0100, Hello, Purbeck <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 04/07/2012 19:58, ah wrote:
>>>>> On 6/29/2012 1:52 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>>> On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pot. Kettle. Hubris.
>>>>
>>>> What does your statement have to do with OS/2, ah?
>>>
>>> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?
>>
>> Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?
>>
>> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like that
>> clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.
>
> He has been killfiled.

Good.

Lieutenant Scott

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On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:14:27 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:

> Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:06:12 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
>> <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> ah wrote:
>>>> On 7/1/2012 9:46 PM, dizzy wrote:
>>>>> tholen tholed:
>>>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> Shouldn't you warn people that you're a world-class kook, before
>>>>> kooking-out on them, tholen?
>>>>
>>>> Does the wind advise a tree?
>>>
>>> Trollene fell out of a tree once and landed on his head. His incessant whining
>>> is the result of that. The poor queer never recovered. He still thinks OS/2, a
>>> dead pile of steaming crap, is still the bee's knees.
>>
>> I disagree with your use of the word "still" in the strongest possible terms. It
>> never was the bee's anything.
>
> It was bee shit.

Accepted.
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours -- Stephen Roberts

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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writes:

545> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

545> It was bee shit.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

546> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

546> You catch on fast, you saucy boy.

Who is "you saucy boy", Howard? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

547> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

547> Good.

What does your evaluation of Scott's killfile have to do with OS/2,
Howard?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 5, 2012, 5:34:29 PM7/5/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

64> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

64> He has been killfiled.

What does your killfiling have to do with OS/2, Scott, and how
will it prevent you from posting off-topic articles to an OS/2
newsgroup?

65> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

65> I disagree with your use of the word "still" in the strongest
65> possible terms. It never was the bee's anything.

Classic irrelevancy.

66> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

66> Accepted.

Classic irrelevancy.

ah

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Please do not time-limit my experience of Teh U-Toobs ever again.
--
a "http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested.php" h


ah

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OS/2 is pretty cool, but that donnerentuit.

Why do folks always seem to get the impression that I'm a Thovirgin?

ah

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No surprise there, really.

ah

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On 7/5/2012 9:32 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:02:04 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:
>
>> Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:48:06 +0100, Hello, Purbeck <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 04/07/2012 19:58, ah wrote:
>>>>> On 6/29/2012 1:52 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>>> On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pot. Kettle. Hubris.
>>>>
>>>> What does your statement have to do with OS/2, ah?
>>>
>>> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?
>>
>> Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?
>>
>> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like that
>> clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.
>
> He has been killfiled.

Killfiles are for pussies.

And Follets.

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Yer daft.

> Why do folks always seem to get the impression that I'm a Thovirgin?

In what basin do you lay that klame?

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Jul 6, 2012, 5:18:34 AM7/6/12
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Meow!

> And Follets.

How do they sound?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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ah <splif...@gmail.com> writes:

3704> Newsgroups:
alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.philosophy.taoism

3704> Please do not time-limit my experience of Teh U-Toobs ever
again.

What does your request have to do with OS/2, ah?

3705> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3705> OS/2 is pretty cool, but that donnerentuit.

Classic ambiguity.

3705> Why do folks always seem to get the impression that I'm a
Thovirgin?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, ah?

3706> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3706> No surprise there, really.

What does your lack of surprise have to do with OS/2, ah?

3707> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3707> Killfiles are for pussies.

3707> And Follets.

What does your position on killfiles have to do with OS/2, ah?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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writes:

548> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

548> Yer daft.

What does ah's daftness have to do with OS/2, Howard?

548> In what basin do you lay that klame?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Howard?

549> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

549> Meow!

What does your sound effect have to do with OS/2, Howard?

549> How do they sound?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Howard?

Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 6, 2012, 12:38:12 PM7/6/12
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It was the relevant part.
If you eat a judge's uniform you might contract a lawsuit.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

67> Newsgroups:
alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.philosophy.taoism

67> It was the relevant part.

What does your identification have to do with OS/2, Scott?

Lieutenant Scott

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And people without the time, inclination, or patience to read repetitive shite.
The true mark of a civilized society is when its citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.

Lieutenant Scott

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On Fri, 06 Jul 2012 10:18:34 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:

> ah wrote:
>> On 7/5/2012 9:32 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:02:04 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF<Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:48:06 +0100, Hello, Purbeck<he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>>>>

>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?
>>>>
>>>> Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?
>>>>
>>>> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like that
>>>> clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.
>>>
>>> He has been killfiled.
>>
>> Killfiles are for pussies.
>
> Meow!
>
>> And Follets.
>
> How do they sound?

With all those letters after your name, you should know this.
President Bush was in South Dakota recently. There was an awkward moment at Mount Rushmore when President Bush said, "Hey, look, it's those guys on the money!"
- Conan Obrien

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

68> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

68> And people without the time, inclination, or patience to read
repetitive shite.

Classic inconsistency, coming from someone with the time to write
repetitive shite.

69> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

69> With all those letters after your name, you should know this.

What do Howard's letters have to do with OS/2, Scott?

ah

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On 7/6/2012 5:18 AM, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF wrote:
> ah wrote:
>> On 7/5/2012 9:32 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:02:04 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF<Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:48:06 +0100, Hello, Purbeck<he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 04/07/2012 19:58, ah wrote:
>>>>>>> On 6/29/2012 1:52 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 29/06/2012 11:54, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Take your foul perversions out of this newsgroup immediately.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pot. Kettle. Hubris.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What does your statement have to do with OS/2, ah?
>>>>>
>>>>> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?
>>>>
>>>> Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?
>>>>
>>>> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like that
>>>> clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.
>>>
>>> He has been killfiled.
>>
>> Killfiles are for pussies.
>
> Meow!
>
>> And Follets.
>
> How do they sound?

mewling is proscribed in demon.local

HTH

ah

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On 7/7/2012 8:58 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Fri, 06 Jul 2012 02:08:12 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 7/5/2012 9:32 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:02:04 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:48:06 +0100, Hello, Purbeck <he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 04/07/2012 19:58, ah wrote:
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What does your statement have to do with OS/2, ah?
>>>>>
>>>>> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?
>>>>
>>>> Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?
>>>>
>>>> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like that
>>>> clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.
>>>
>>> He has been killfiled.
>>
>> Killfiles are for pussies.
>>
>> And Follets.
>
> And people without the time, inclination, or patience to read repetitive shite.

Say 'shit', Peter.

Duit!

ah

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As your Physician, I recommend you re-evaluate your context-issues.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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ah <splif...@gmail.com> writes:

3708> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3708> mewling is proscribed in demon.local

What does mewling being proscribed in demon.local have to do
with OS/2, ah?

3709> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3709> Say 'shit', Peter.

What does your request of Peter have to do with OS/2, ah?

3709> Duit!

What does your exclamation have to do with OS/2, ah?

3710> Newsgroups:
alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.philosophy.taoism

3710> As your Physician, I recommend you re-evaluate your context-
issues.

What do Scott's context-issues have to do with OS/2, ah?

ah

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Jul 7, 2012, 8:41:03 PM7/7/12
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What does your assessment have to do with OS/2, Howard?

>
>> Why do folks always seem to get the impression that I'm a Thovirgin?
>
> In what basin do you lay that klame?

Accolades ere laid
Do thoroughly wash
The fact from your truth.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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ah <splif...@gmail.com> writes:

3711> What does your assessment have to do with OS/2, Howard?

Reread the first four characters of your own assessment, ah.

3711> Accolades ere laid
3711> Do thoroughly wash
3711> The fact from your truth.

What does your attempt at poetry have to do with OS/2, ah?

Paul Rooney

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Jul 7, 2012, 11:46:17 PM7/7/12
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Isn't OS/2 a form of poetry?



Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Jul 8, 2012, 1:16:17 AM7/8/12
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Fuck off, Trollene.

>>> Why do folks always seem to get the impression that I'm a Thovirgin?
>>
>> In what basin do you lay that klame?
>
> Accolades ere laid
> Do thoroughly wash
> The fact from your truth.

Not quite a haiku,
but it'll do.

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Fri, 06 Jul 2012 10:18:34 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
> <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>> ah wrote:
>>> On 7/5/2012 9:32 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:02:04 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC,
>>>> WSCMoF<Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:48:06 +0100, Hello, Purbeck<he...@purbe.ck> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What does your statement have to do with anything, Hello?
>>>>>
>>>>> Why are you all suddenly imitating Trollene?
>>>>>
>>>>> Like anyone cares about a dead pile of crap like OS/2. Only fuckwits, like
>>>>> that
>>>>> clown Trollene, whine about it and do little else.
>>>>
>>>> He has been killfiled.
>>>
>>> Killfiles are for pussies.
>>
>> Meow!
>>
>>> And Follets.
>>
>> How do they sound?
>
> With all those letters after your name, you should know this.

There is no 0S/2 in my name.

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Jul 8, 2012, 1:18:31 AM7/8/12
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Does one need a doctor's certificate first?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 8, 2012, 8:27:31 AM7/8/12
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writes:

550> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

550> Fuck off, Trollene.

Who is "Trollene", Howard? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias. And why don't you practice what you preach,
Howard? What does your foul language have to do with OS/2,
Howard?

550> Not quite a haiku,
550> but it'll do.

What does almost-haiku have to do with OS/2, Howard?

551> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

551> There is no 0S/2 in my name.

Hasn't stopped you from posting in an OS/2 newsgroup, Howard.

552> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

552> Does one need a doctor's certificate first?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Howard?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 8, 2012, 8:28:35 AM7/8/12
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Paul Rooney <paulv...@snotmail.com> writes:

48> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

48> Isn't OS/2 a form of poetry?

No, Rooney.

Lieutenant Scott

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What would happen if I did not?
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says, "Big breaths."
The girl replies, "Yeth and I'm not even thixteen."

Lieutenant Scott

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Lieutenant Scott

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Jul 8, 2012, 3:12:56 PM7/8/12
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On Sun, 08 Jul 2012 06:16:17 +0100, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:

> ah wrote:
>> On 7/6/2012 5:16 AM, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF wrote:
>>> ah wrote:
>>>> On 7/5/2012 6:06 AM, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF wrote:
>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>
>>>>> Trollene fell out of a tree once and landed on his head. His incessant whining
>>>>> is the result of that. The poor queer never recovered. He still thinks OS/2, a
>>>>> dead pile of steaming crap, is still the bee's knees.
>>>>
>>>> OS/2 is pretty cool, but that donnerentuit.
>>>
>>> Yer daft.
>>
>> What does your assessment have to do with OS/2, Howard?
>
> Fuck off, Trollene.
>
>>>> Why do folks always seem to get the impression that I'm a Thovirgin?
>>>
>>> In what basin do you lay that klame?
>>
>> Accolades ere laid
>> Do thoroughly wash
>> The fact from your truth.
>
> Not quite a haiku,
> but it'll do.

Yoo ayyyyy Hyundai OH!!!
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe - Frank Zappa

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 8, 2012, 5:21:54 PM7/8/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> writes:

70> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

70> What would happen if I did not?

What does your question of ah have to do with OS/2, Scott?

71> Newsgroups:
alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.philosophy.taoism

71> Speak English boy.

What does your demand of ah have to do with OS/2, Scott?

72> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

72> Yoo ayyyyy Hyundai OH!!!

What does your exclamation have to do with OS/2, Scott?

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Jul 9, 2012, 2:29:04 AM7/9/12
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Speak English boy.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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writes:

553> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

553> Speak English boy.

What does your command to Scott have to do with OS/2, Howard?
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