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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

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Aug 28, 2012, 11:59:25 PM8/28/12
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On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 22:15:26 -0400, Rasta Khan <orville_w...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On 8/28/2012 4:26 AM, Colonel Jake wrote:
>> On 8/28/2012 12:21 AM, Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>> Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:k1fm08$3gg$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 27 Aug 2012 03:34:50 -0400, Rasta Khan
>>>> <orville_w...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Then by the use of a simple online gmail smtp script I would destroy
>>>>> Sean Monaghan's legacy forever. This one may have been my best
>>>>> t0rlllllll ever! :))
>>>>
>>>> Feel like giving a few more details regarding Sean? Here or email
>>>> is fine.
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>> Yes, Steebie... do go on. I, too, would love to hear more about your
>>> sinking of my virtual battleship.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> <All Hail!>
>
>*SLURP* *SLURP*
>
>You always were a suck up and a SHITTY FUCKEN MASCOT. (HINT HINT HINT
>FREDDIE BABY!)

I hear you loud and clear, 4x4.

On 1 September you will be removed from the Galactic Killfile.
On 1 September I will nominate you for AUK Mascot.
The nomination will require a second.
The voters will decide if you are worthy.

>
>worst of all you submitted to the submissive FNVW masta pink!
>
>BWAHAHAHAHAHahAhAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! You ugly son of a bitch!
--
August 2012 nominations:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/august-2012-nominations.html

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Aug 29, 2012, 8:13:49 AM8/29/12
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com> writes:

18> Newsgroups:
rec.drugs.cannabis,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,rec.radio.amateur.policy,rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

18> I hear you loud and clear, 4x4.

18> On 1 September you will be removed from the Galactic Killfile.
18> On 1 September I will nominate you for AUK Mascot.
18> The nomination will require a second.
18> The voters will decide if you are worthy.

What do your planned actions have to do with rec.drugs.cannabis,
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,rec.radio.amateur.policy,
rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,
rec.music.classical, Wrangler?

Colonel Jake

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Aug 30, 2012, 6:22:19 PM8/30/12
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(ACS added for BoZo's sake:>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> Rasta Khan wrote:
>> Colonel Jake wrote:
>>> Sean Monaghan wrote:
>>>> Fred Hall wrote:
>>>>> Rasta Khan wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Then by the use of a simple online gmail smtp script I would destroy
>>>>>> Sean Monaghan's legacy forever. This one may have been my best
>>>>>> t0rlllllll ever! :))
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Feel like giving a few more details regarding Sean? Here or email
>>>>> is fine.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>> Yes, Steebie... do go on. I, too, would love to hear more about your
>>>> sinking of my virtual battleship.
>>>>
>>>
>>> <All Hail!>
>>>
>>
>> *SLURP* *SLURP*
>>
>> You always were a suck up and a SHITTY FUCKEN MASCOT. (HINT HINT HINT
>> FREDDIE BABY!)
>>

*YoU SToOPID-LiTTLE-FuCK-MoNKEY*
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Teh problem is!,
"Stevie 'Bowtie' Chump! you can't even spell ---->
'SHiTTY-FuCKIN-MaSCOT' correctly, and you want to be a, 'MaSCOT?!?!?!.' .."

*for teh MoTHER-FuCKING-LoVE-oF-GoD*
(somebody 'SMaSH-THaT-FuCKERZ-JaW' into teh curb)

<CRuNCH>

"Thank You! 'somebody!!! (and its about GoDDAMNED-FuCKING-TiME!).' .."

Don't Believe Me!
"Then Lets Ask BoZo!!!..."
(He'll Tell'ya (Just Axe'm ---->
<>
<> (@)
<> _ / * \ _
<> / \/ _*_ \/ \
<> / (*oX) \...Uh, duh...Yea..
<> \ \ (=) / /
<> '--/ vvv \--'...Twat He said...
<> / |*| \
<> (% {=*=} %)...whatever ....
<> ( v )
<> FuCKIN-aYE!,
<> "His 'GoDDAMNED-FuCKING-JaW!!! (smashed to teh curb).' .."
<>
<> *Hell Yeah'ah*
<>
<> <CRuNCH>
<>

<All Hail FNVW! All Hail!>

>
> I hear you loud and clear, 4x4.
>
> On 1 September you will be removed from the Galactic Killfile.
> On 1 September I will nominate you for AUK Mascot.
> The nomination will require a second.
> The voters will decide if you are worthy.
>

®©2012 Colonel Jake Enterprises Presents
"AudiO Madness" "Teh Jake'ster!!!..."
<(http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/)>

--
Colonel Jake - Training teh Ras (oNE-KoOK-DaY-aT-A-TiME)
http://www.smbtech.com/ras/

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

>>
>> worst of all you submitted to the submissive FNVW masta pink!
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHahAhAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! You ugly son of a bitch!
>>

<from Teh BoOk of Colonel Jake'ster>
Colonel Jake 1:1 - "If ye eyeballs offend ye?!?!?!,....,
``````` then pluck them little FuCKERS out!!!..." ´´´´´´´
```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´



Fred Hall

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Aug 31, 2012, 10:15:59 AM8/31/12
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On Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:35:49 +0000 (UTC), [Tor] Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey {One Of Three} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.com> wrote:

*unPlonk*

>Sez the nearly 70 year old granny, about a 25 year old hottie in the
>best shape of her life.

Which topless club did you find her in, White Trash Okie GreaseMonkey?

>
><sniggle>

Fix your busted sig separator, clueless n00b

>--
>
>/\ Properly known as White Trash
> \ /\ THERE IS NO CABAL -- LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
> \/ \ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal has spanked my ass.
>
>Kook Awards Official Voting Ballot:
>Message-ID: <k1qa6k$1vo$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

Checkmate

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Aug 31, 2012, 10:45:08 AM8/31/12
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Fred Hall said:


>
>On Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:35:49 +0000 (UTC), [Tor] Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey {One Of Three} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.com> wrote:
>
>*unPlonk*
>
>>Sez the nearly 70 year old granny, about a 25 year old hottie in the
>>best shape of her life.
>
>Which topless club did you find her in, White Trash Okie GreaseMonkey?


Is her name Brandy or Desiree? How many tramp stamps does she have?

<sniggle>




>><sniggle>
>
>Fix your busted sig separator, clueless n00b
>
>>--
>>
>>/\ Properly known as White Trash
>> \ /\ THERE IS NO CABAL -- LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
>> \/ \ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal has spanked my ass.
>>
>>Kook Awards Official Voting Ballot:
>>Message-ID: <k1qa6k$1vo$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>



--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ᅵ 2012
all rights reserved

"There are many here among us...
who feel that life is but a joke."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Sep 1, 2012, 5:34:50 AM9/1/12
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Colonel Jake <colon...@coloneljake.com> writes:

Newsgroups:
rec.drugs.cannabis,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,rec.radio.amateur.policy,rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.comedy.standup

68> (ACS added for BoZo's sake:>

What does BoZo's sake have to do with OS/2, Jake?

68> *YoU SToOPID-LiTTLE-FuCK-MoNKEY*
68> ┌?┐(?_?)┌?┐

What does your foul language have to do with OS/2, Jake?

68> Teh problem is!,
68> "Stevie 'Bowtie' Chump! you can't even spell ---->
68> 'SHiTTY-FuCKIN-MaSCOT' correctly, and you want to be a,
'MaSCOT?!?!?!.' .."

What does your foul language have to do with OS/2, Jake?

68> *for teh MoTHER-FuCKING-LoVE-oF-GoD*
68> (somebody 'SMaSH-THaT-FuCKERZ-JaW' into teh curb)

What does your foul language have to do with OS/2, Jake?

68> <CRuNCH>

What does your CRuNCHing have to do with OS/2, Jake?

68> "Thank You! 'somebody!!! (and its about GoDDAMNED-FuCKING-
TiME!).' .."

What does your foul language have to do with OS/2, Jake?

68> Don't Believe Me!
68> "Then Lets Ask BoZo!!!..."
68> (He'll Tell'ya (Just Axe'm ---->

What does what Bozo would tell us have to do with OS/2, Jake?

Clave

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Sep 1, 2012, 6:05:47 AM9/1/12
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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote:

<...TL/DNR...>


A post by tholen? I wonder what it said.

Jim



tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Sep 1, 2012, 3:46:30 PM9/1/12
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Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> writes:

318> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.madonna,alt.astronomy,rec.pets,alt.paul-
derbyshire.fix.it.now

318> *unPlonk*

Famous unLast Word.

318> Which topless club did you find her in, White Trash Okie
GreaseMonkey?

What does your qeustion have to do with OS/2, Hall?

318> Fix your busted sig separator, clueless n00b

What does your alleged fix have to do with OS/2, Hall?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Sep 1, 2012, 3:49:19 PM9/1/12
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Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> writes:

301> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.checkmate,alt.fan.madonna,alt.paul-
derbyshire.fix.it.now,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.pets

301> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by
301> Checkmate!

What does your warning have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

301> First, check out what Fred Hall said:

What does what Fred Hall said have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

301> Is her name Brandy or Desiree? How many tramp stamps does she
have?

What do your questions have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

301> <sniggle>

What does your sniggling have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Sep 3, 2012, 3:23:07 AM9/3/12
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"Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:

35> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

35> <...TL/DNR...>

What does your classic ambiguity have to do with OS/2, Clave?

35> A post by tholen?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Clave?

35> I wonder what it said.

What does your wonderment have to do with OS/2, Clave?

Clave

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Sep 3, 2012, 3:28:57 AM9/3/12
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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
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<...TL/DNR...>




tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Sep 3, 2012, 10:27:07 AM9/3/12
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"Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:

36> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

36> <...TL/DNR...>

Clave

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Sep 3, 2012, 5:54:13 PM9/3/12
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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote..

Another DNR...what an idiot.


tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Sep 3, 2012, 11:24:13 PM9/3/12
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"Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:

37> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

37> Another DNR...what an idiot.

I'm well aware that you wrote another DNR, Clave. You also
wrote another TL, Clave. What does your idiocy have to do
with OS/2, Clave?

Clave

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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
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What do your non sequiturs have to do with Art Bell, Thol-Bot?

Jim



tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Sep 4, 2012, 7:13:43 AM9/4/12
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"Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:

38> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

38> What do your non sequiturs have to do with Art Bell, Thol-Bot?

Who is "Thol-Bot", Clave? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

Clave

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Sep 4, 2012, 1:30:18 PM9/4/12
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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
news:e0f9fa7a-4754-4fa5...@xd1g2000pbc.googlegroups.com...
> "Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:
>
> 38> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
> bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical
>
> 38> What do your non sequiturs have to do with Art Bell, Thol-Bot?
>
> Who is "Thol-Bot", Clave?

An infamously humorless douche, if you must know. If you don't think I'm
referring to you, there's no need to reply.

Unless you have some kind of compulsion, I mean.

Meanwhile, what do your non sequiturs have to do with Art Bell, Thol-Bot?

Jim



tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Sep 4, 2012, 2:32:18 PM9/4/12
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"Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:

39> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

39> An infamously humorless douche, if you must know.

Why are you addressing an infamously humorless douche in an
OS/2 newsgroup, Clave?

39> If you don't think I'm referring to you, there's no need to reply.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim
have to do with OS/2, Clave?

39> Unless you have some kind of compulsion, I mean.

How ironic, coming from the person with a compulsion to post
articles addressed to "Thol-Bot" in an OS/2 newsgroup.

39> Meanwhile, what do your non sequiturs have to do with Art Bell,
Thol-Bot?

Clave

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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
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<...>

> 39> Unless you have some kind of compulsion, I mean.
>
> How ironic, coming from the person with a compulsion to post
> articles addressed to "Thol-Bot" in an OS/2 newsgroup.

What do your compulsions have to do with Art Bell, Thol-Bot?

Jim



tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:

40> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

40> <...>

What does your ellipsis have to do with OS/2, Clave?

40> What do your compulsions have to do with Art Bell, Thol-Bot?

Clave

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Sep 5, 2012, 7:44:29 PM9/5/12
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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
news:011d37ab-931c-4258...@oq8g2000pbc.googlegroups.com...
> "Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:
>
> 40> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
> bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical
>
> 40> <...>
>
> What does your ellipsis have to do with OS/2, Clave?

There's been some interest here as to whether or not you could pass a Turing
test.

It's not looking good.

So what do your knee-jerk compulsions have to do with Art Bell, Thol-bot?

Jim



tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:

41> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

41> There's been some interest here as to whether or not you
41> could pass a Turing test.

What does your interest in a Turing test have to do with OS/2,
Clave? Could you pass a relevance test, Clave?

41> It's not looking good.

What does the homliness of your interest have to do with OS/2,
Clave?

41> So what do your knee-jerk compulsions have to do with
41> Art Bell, Thol-bot?

Clave

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Sep 6, 2012, 7:47:31 PM9/6/12
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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
news:7ff8870e-be79-465d...@oi9g2000pbb.googlegroups.com...
> "Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:
>
> 41> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
> bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical
>
> 41> There's been some interest here as to whether or not you
> 41> could pass a Turing test.
>
> 41> It's not looking good.
>
> What does your interest in a Turing test have to do with OS/2,
> Clave? Could you pass a relevance test, Clave?

What does your inability to pass as human have to do with Art Bell,
Thol-bot?

Jim



tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:

42> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

42> What does your inability to pass as human have to do with Art
Bell,
42> Thol-bot?

Clave

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Sep 7, 2012, 1:24:27 PM9/7/12
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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
news:5676bfbd-f0cf-4b85...@q9g2000pbo.googlegroups.com...
> "Clave" <ChrisC...@TheMonastery.com> writes:
>
> 42> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.art-
> bell,sci.physics,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical
>
> 42> What does your inability to pass as human have to do with Art
> Bell,
> 42> Thol-bot?
>
> Who is "Thol-Bot", Clave?

If it's not you, then why do you feel compelled to reply?

And the question still stands -- what do your compulsions and your inability
to pass as human have to do with Art Bell, Thol-Bot?

Jim



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