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kensi

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Oct 1, 2012, 6:42:43 PM10/1/12
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On 30/09/2012 11:06 PM, [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One
Of Four} wrote:
> The results of the voting for the August 2012 kook awards have been
> tabulated by the New Cabal Vote Tabulation Department, and the results
> are ready for release.

And some kooks that have haunted your newsgroups have gotten their just
desserts!

> Fred Hall
> [10]= AUK Mascot
> [16]= Chernobyl Award
> [16]= Chump of the Summer Pin
> [16]= Coward of the Month
> [16]= Hook, Line, and Sinker Award
> [16]= Loony Maroon Award

This repeat offender in afn has racked up *another* half-dozen kook
awards, this time including what used to be called an Allisat. His
perpetual state of semi-coherent meltdown has earned him multiple
Chernobyls at this point, as well.

> Murphy
> [10]= AUK Mascot
> [15]= Balsa Gavel Award
> [15]= Blistered Ass Award
> [15]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
> [13]= Kooki Information Minister (contesting with Account Banned)
> [15]= Tinfoil Sombrero

Another repeat botherer in the free-newsserver froups, this one also
earned a six-pack, including a Pickett. He and Fred now jointly hold the
office of AUK Mascot, so hopefully they won't be bothering you as much
as before. And he and "Account Banned" have been elected to the office
of Kooki Information Minister! Finally Murphy's gift for making
questionable pronouncements about posters' true identities and dubious
claims to oracledom in all matters NNTP receives its due recognition. ;)

> ----------
> Nadegda
> [14]= Angler's Award
> [14]= Hammer Of Thor Award

One of our own. The Angler's Award is for the devastating troll that
earned Ferd his HLS and started him melting down in earnest back in
August. The other award really speaks for itself. The kooks tremble in
fear at the mere sight of her name now, and descend on her posts in a
frenzy of posthumping and screed-frothing. She's also one of the
most-forged people in AUK now, a sure sign of ko0ky terror and
desperation on the part of the forgers.

> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
> Terms Of Use
> [4]= AUK Mascot
> [14]= Busted Urinal Award
> [15]= Coward of the Month Award
> [13]= Golden Killfile Award
> [13]= Kooki Information Minister (contesting with Murphy)
> [14]= Kook Of The Month Award
> [14]= Loony Maroon Award
> [13]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award
> [13]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award
> [13]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award

NINE kook awards for this one, who has also been bothering
alt.free.newsservers recently. Including co-habiting the office of Kooki
Information Minister with butt-buddy Murphy. But Ferd and Murphy beat
him out for AUK Mascot.

Not to worry, though -- one of the awards he *did* win was the coveted
Kook of the Month!

> ----------
> tholen
> [9]= I Have a Worse Case of Aspergers than Bill Gates And Have Packed
> More Fudge Than Tom Cruise Award

That wacky tholey-thingy managed to score one more for his mantelpiece.

> ----------
> Fred Hall, Johnny Dollar, Account Banned, Bit Rot, CastAlone
> [13]= Ministry of Circle Jerks

As some of these ko0ks have been bothering alt.free.newsservers of late,
I thought it worth mentioning this "victory" of theirs as well. Note
that CastAlone is Murphy and has been posting there mainly as
_kookmeister_ lately, though has also used the nyms CastAlone,
razorTail_Pussy, Paul, gratefuldead, *and* capa espirito there recently.

--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks

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Oct 1, 2012, 10:54:49 PM10/1/12
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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire, Usenet's Stupidest
Cunt, AKA kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:


>> Fred Hall

Tee hee.

> This repeat offender has

Spanked the fuck out of you.

>> Murphy

Owns you.

> Another repeat botherer

He sure bothers you, you stupid cunt.

>> Nadegda

> One of<SPANK>

Your sockpuppets, you stupid cunt.

>> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
>> Terms Of Use

*ding*

> NINE kook awards for this one, who

Skullfucks you each and every time I post, you stupid cunt.


>> tholen

The lame kook whom you hero worship, you stupid cunt.

>> ----------
>> Fred Hall, Johnny Dollar, Account Banned, Bit Rot, CastAlone

Have all left your ass so blistered and beaten that you had to forge
other posters to vote in your faux awards, you stupid net-abusing cunt.



--
Co-winning trainer, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle - August 2012
Winner of multiple fake awards from serial Usenet kook, Paul G. Derbyshire

If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's frogeries of
Aratzio, check out Scatboi's forgeries.

Anonypussy [Tard] <fnvw@altusenetkooks.*> is the Official AUK Peg Boi.
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/new-award.html

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>

How to spank the stupid cunt k00k Paul G. Derbyshire By Numbers

# 1 - "I'M NOT DERBYSHIRE!!!1!!
# 2 - "I AM [Sock A] NOT [Sock B]!!2!!
# 3 - "Proof?"
# 4 - "YOU'RE CHASING A GHOST!!4!!"
# 5 - "YOU'RE DRINKING THE MORPHY KOOL-AID!!5!!"
# 6 - "We've spanked you again - VICTOLLY IS OURS!!!6!!"
# 7 - "I'M WINNING, FOR FUCK' SAKE!!7!!" (from MID <jutal1$4u1$1...@dont-email.me>)
# 8 - Point to the [Tard] Peg Boi's Palmjobs and call them 'evidence' or 'spanks'.
# 9 - Display mental retardation and insanity by regurgitating a Tholenism.
#10 - When spanked six ways to Sunday, reply to each sockpuppet diddling
insane screed and call it 'Our So0pa Sekkkret Unkrackable Kode'.
#11 - When spanked, make a faux award nomination.
#12 - PeeWee - vermin's big misadventure.
#13 - Swim deeply in denial.
#14 - Form all socks in a circle; jerk.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Oct 2, 2012, 7:46:37 AM10/2/12
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kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> writes:

113> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.free.newsservers

113> And some kooks that have haunted your newsgroups have gotten
their just
113> desserts!

What does your dessert have to do with OS/2, kensi?

113> This repeat offender in afn has racked up *another* half-dozen
kook
113> awards, this time including what used to be called an Allisat.
His
113> perpetual state of semi-coherent meltdown has earned him
multiple
113> Chernobyls at this point, as well.

What does your repeated offense have to do with OS/2, kensi?

113> Another repeat botherer in the free-newsserver froups, this one
also
113> earned a six-pack, including a Pickett. He and Fred now jointly
hold the
113> office of AUK Mascot, so hopefully they won't be bothering you as
much
113> as before. And he and "Account Banned" have been elected to the
office
113> of Kooki Information Minister! Finally Murphy's gift for making
113> questionable pronouncements about posters' true identities and
dubious
113> claims to oracledom in all matters NNTP receives its due
recognition. ;)

What does your repeated bothering have to do with OS/2, kensi?

113> One of our own. The Angler's Award is for the devastating troll
that
113> earned Ferd his HLS and started him melting down in earnest back
in
113> August. The other award really speaks for itself. The kooks
tremble in
113> fear at the mere sight of her name now, and descend on her posts
in a
113> frenzy of posthumping and screed-frothing. She's also one of the
113> most-forged people in AUK now, a sure sign of ko0ky terror and
113> desperation on the part of the forgers.

What does your meltdown have to do with OS/2, kensi?

113> NINE kook awards for this one, who has also been bothering
113> alt.free.newsservers recently. Including co-habiting the office
of Kooki
113> Information Minister with butt-buddy Murphy. But Ferd and Murphy
beat
113> him out for AUK Mascot.

What does your newsgroup bothering have to do with OS/2, kensi?

113> Not to worry, though -- one of the awards he *did* win was the
coveted
113> Kook of the Month!

What does one of your awards have to do with OS/2, kensi?

113> That wacky tholey-thingy managed to score one more for his
mantelpiece.

Who is "tholey-thingy", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

113> As some of these ko0ks have been bothering alt.free.newsservers
of late,
113> I thought it worth mentioning this "victory" of theirs as well.
Note
113> that CastAlone is Murphy and has been posting there mainly as
113> _kookmeister_ lately, though has also used the nyms CastAlone,
113> razorTail_Pussy, Paul, gratefuldead, *and* capa espirito there
recently.

What does your newsgroup bothering have to do with OS/2, kensi?

kensi

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Oct 3, 2012, 1:38:25 AM10/3/12
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On 02/10/2012 7:46 AM, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:
+ kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> writes:
+ 113> Newsgroups:
+ alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.free.newsservers
+
+ 113> And some kooks that have haunted your newsgroups have gotten
+ their just
+ 113> desserts!
+
+ What does your dessert have to do with OS/2, kensi?

One of the k00ks awarded commonly bothers an OS/2 newsgroup, ko0ky.

+ 113> This repeat offender in afn has racked up *another* half-dozen
+ kook
+ 113> awards, this time including what used to be called an Allisat.
+ His
+ 113> perpetual state of semi-coherent meltdown has earned him
+ multiple
+ 113> Chernobyls at this point, as well.
+
+ What does your repeated offense have to do with OS/2, kensi?

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, ko0ky? The repeat
offender was Ferd Hall, k00kbot.

+ 113> Another repeat botherer in the free-newsserver froups, this one
+ also
+ 113> earned a six-pack, including a Pickett. He and Fred now jointly
+ hold the
+ 113> office of AUK Mascot, so hopefully they won't be bothering you as
+ much
+ 113> as before. And he and "Account Banned" have been elected to the
+ office
+ 113> of Kooki Information Minister! Finally Murphy's gift for making
+ 113> questionable pronouncements about posters' true identities and
+ dubious
+ 113> claims to oracledom in all matters NNTP receives its due
+ recognition. ;)
+
+ What does your repeated bothering have to do with OS/2, kensi?

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, th0lenb0t? The
repeat botherer was Murphy, ko0ky.

+ 113> One of our own. The Angler's Award is for the devastating troll
+ that
+ 113> earned Ferd his HLS and started him melting down in earnest back
+ in
+ 113> August. The other award really speaks for itself. The kooks
+ tremble in
+ 113> fear at the mere sight of her name now, and descend on her posts
+ in a
+ 113> frenzy of posthumping and screed-frothing. She's also one of the
+ 113> most-forged people in AUK now, a sure sign of ko0ky terror and
+ 113> desperation on the part of the forgers.
+
+ What does your meltdown have to do with OS/2, kensi?

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, thingy? The one
melting down is clearly identified in the above text as "Fred", k00k.

+ 113> NINE kook awards for this one, who has also been bothering
+ 113> alt.free.newsservers recently. Including co-habiting the office
+ of Kooki
+ 113> Information Minister with butt-buddy Murphy. But Ferd and Murphy
+ beat
+ 113> him out for AUK Mascot.
+
+ What does your newsgroup bothering have to do with OS/2, kensi?

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, ko0ky? The one
bothering newsgroups this time was Account Banned, robok0ok.

+ 113> Not to worry, though -- one of the awards he *did* win was the
+ coveted
+ 113> Kook of the Month!
+
+ What does one of your awards have to do with OS/2, kensi?

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, silic0n waf3r k00k?
The one that received that award was Account Banned, ko0ky.

+ 113> That wacky tholey-thingy managed to score one more for his
+ mantelpiece.
+
+ Who is "tholey-thingy", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
+ using that alias.

What does your question have to do with OS/2, idib0t?

+ 113> As some of these ko0ks have been bothering alt.free.newsservers
+ of late,
+ 113> I thought it worth mentioning this "victory" of theirs as well.
+ Note
+ 113> that CastAlone is Murphy and has been posting there mainly as
+ 113> _kookmeister_ lately, though has also used the nyms CastAlone,
+ 113> razorTail_Pussy, Paul, gratefuldead, *and* capa espirito there
+ recently.
+
+ What does your newsgroup bothering have to do with OS/2, kensi?

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, ko0ky? The
newsgroup botherers in question were clearly identified as Fred Hall,
Account Banned, Johnny Doubloon, Murphy, and Bit Rot, dumbassotr0n.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Oct 5, 2012, 9:57:30 AM10/5/12
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kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> writes:

120> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.free.newsservers

120> One of the k00ks awarded commonly bothers an OS/2 newsgroup,
ko0ky.

Who is "ko0ky", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, ko0ky?

Who is "ko0ky", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> The repeat offender was Ferd Hall, k00kbot.

Who is "k00kbot", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, th0lenb0t?

Who is "th0lenb0t", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> The repeat botherer was Murphy, ko0ky.

Who is "ko0ky", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, thingy?

120> The one melting down is clearly identified in the above
120> text as "Fred", k00k.

Who is "k00k", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, ko0ky?

Who is "ko0ky", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> The one bothering newsgroups this time was Account
120> Banned, robok0ok.

Who is "robok0ok", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> Still suffering from reading comprehension problems,
120> silic0n waf3r k00k?

Who is "silic0n waf3r k00k", kensi? There is nobody in this
newsgroup using that alias.

120> The one that received that award was Account Banned, ko0ky.

Who is "ko0ky", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> What does your question have to do with OS/2, idib0t?

Who is "idib0t", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, ko0ky?

Who is "ko0ky", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

120> The newsgroup botherers in question were clearly identified as
120> Fred Hall, Account Banned, Johnny Doubloon, Murphy, and Bit Rot,
120> dumbassotr0n.

Who is "dumbassotr0n", kensi? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.
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