Help installing Linux

[Michael Diosi]

Hi babee!

Can I install Linux on a Timex/Sinclair 1000 (a.k.a. ZX81)???

No, really!!!

My mammary is 2 K (but I have a 16 K eggspansion module).
And I even have a tape interface! (WOW!)
Can I use Xwindows in 40x40 B&W graphicks mode (screen blanks in FAST mode)?

How long will it take to compile the kernel?
Will a trip to outer Mongolia suffice during that time?

Will a 90 minute tape suffice as swap space?

Can I use my old Madonna tapes?

Is there a GNU basic compiler?

Can I run my all-time favorite game, "PRINT 'HELLO WORLD'" ?

Where do I attach the SCSI interface???

Thanks in advance, babee

APE

P.S. Should I upgrade to a Pentium???