sed s/linux/windows
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"There's a story there...somewhere"
This is typical and helps to explain why the various download numbers for
Linux do not match the actual usage statistics from various sites like the
BBC.
People try Linux in the hope that it will be better than Windows.
They quickly discover all the headaches Linux creates and move back to
Windows.
--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
That's why the people like you feel proud of being a leader of Idiots;
who never ever look into their hard-disks -- what WinDOS is doing there
and how much inefficient it is in using and, or allocating resources.
Do you know that the Redmond people do not know even where and how store
log and, or temporary files till today, that's after years of expertise,
having a largest paid fleet of man-power and biggest robbers of hard
earned money from innocent users; though they claim to be one of top
technology group in the commercial world of computing.
FYI, *you need not install* Linux, FreeBSD and, or OpenSolaris these
days; all you have to do is download a suitable LiveCD/DVD image, burn
it and boot off the same. None of the above will touch any of your
hard-disks until you opt for a installation.
> On 05/15/2008 07:38 PM, Moshe Goldfarb wrote:
>> On Thu, 15 May 2008 03:52:59 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender wrote:
>>
>>> But I get fed up.
>>> Then I promptly switch back to whatever OS I feel like installing.
>>> Then I get fed up again.
>>> And I think 'Oh, someone on slashdot said that this is the time to switch to linux! I should try it AGAIN!'...
>>> then I switch to linux.
>>> Until I get fed up...
>>
>> This is typical and helps to explain why the various download numbers for
>> Linux do not match the actual usage statistics from various sites like the
>> BBC.
>>
>> People try Linux in the hope that it will be better than Windows.
>> They quickly discover all the headaches Linux creates and move back to
>> Windows.
>
> That's why the people like you feel proud of being a leader of Idiots;
> who never ever look into their hard-disks -- what WinDOS is doing there
> and how much inefficient it is in using and, or allocating resources.
Do you spend a lot of time "looking into your hard disks"?
Wow!
What a productive way to spend the day!
I prefer to be using applications.
> Do you know that the Redmond people do not know even where and how store
> log and, or temporary files till today, that's after years of expertise,
> having a largest paid fleet of man-power and biggest robbers of hard
> earned money from innocent users; though they claim to be one of top
> technology group in the commercial world of computing.
You seem to be spending an awful lot of time looking for things and
worrying about lost space.
Tell me, have you upgraded your Seagate ST225 20 Megabyte drive yet?
> FYI, *you need not install* Linux, FreeBSD and, or OpenSolaris these
> days; all you have to do is download a suitable LiveCD/DVD image, burn
> it and boot off the same. None of the above will touch any of your
> hard-disks until you opt for a installation.
Yep.
People can try the Linux crap before they let it destroy their systems and
data.
You sound like a loon BTW.
Do you also believe that people should read and understand the NNTP spec
before they are allowed to post to Usenet?
Mr. Shearman, another Linux loon in COLA, believes that.
Sounds like you two are peas in a pod so to speak.
No, sorry, I'm not paid to shit and look at what WinDOS and, or paid
morons like you do with your easy money and, or hard-disks; the reply I
made was only to make some intelligent and, or legitimate people aware
of the facts that how inefficient that said WinDOS is.
FYI, I'm not a free and, or paid cretin like you; so I shall not
disclose many other such inefficiencies and, or weaknesses of YOUR
favorite, but a crap WinDOS anymore here ;)
Thanks, but no thanks,
So you do it for free then?
That's even more reason to suspect you are a Linux loon.
> FYI, I'm not a free and, or paid cretin like you; so I shall not
> disclose many other such inefficiencies and, or weaknesses of YOUR
> favorite, but a crap WinDOS anymore here ;)
I'm sure we will get along without your *expertise* somehow.
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out.
> Thanks, but no thanks,
This guy gets my award for "Linux boob of the week".
http://colatrolls.blogspot.com/2008/01/moshe-goldfarb-troll.html
http://colatrolls.blogspot.com/2007/01/flatfish-troll.html
Traits:
* Nym shifting (see below)
* Self confessed thief and proud of it
* Homophobic
* Racist
* Habitual liar
* Frequently cross posts replies to other non-Linux related newsgroups
* Frequently cross posts articles originally not posted to COLA
I'm not a guy -- only doing it for some doll my son, I'm +48 and an avid
user and contributor of Unix, Linux, FreeBSD since long and even Solaris
these days.
OTOH, if you're happy with that crap WinDOS, who cares; please go and
blow your trumpet somewhere else. A terrier's cry in the roar of loins
is useless; don't waste your time here.
> FYI, *you need not install* Linux, FreeBSD and, or OpenSolaris these
> days; all you have to do is download a suitable LiveCD/DVD image, burn
> it and boot off the same. None of the above will touch any of your
> hard-disks until you opt for a installation.
Moshe Goldfarb is flatfish (in real life Gary Stewart)
>OTOH, if you're happy with that crap WinDOS, who cares; please go and
>blow your trumpet somewhere else. A terrier's cry in the roar of loins
>is useless; don't waste your time here.
Just plonk the Flatfish (Moshe) loser. He's been trolling with the
same tired BS for YEARS, under DOZENS of names.
--
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secure or you're not." - Erik Funkenbusch
> I prefer to be using applications.
Like the 3rd party newsreader you use cuz the one that came with the
fabulous windoze is such a loser?
> Tell me, have you upgraded your Seagate ST225 20 Megabyte drive yet?
Well, of course. But, my 440bx mobo w/ 433Mhz celery and .5G RAM is humming
along nicely with Linux. No way could I run M$ pig-ware on such ancient
iron. Hafta spring for a new eleventy Mhz many-core w/ four times as much
memory and google-gigs of storage to hold all Bill's funny fractured files.
Howzat song go? d^d^~~ Money for nothing and no fix for free....
nb
Now all you need to do is learn how to properly write in English instead of
Ghetto Speak.
> Now all you need to do is learn how to properly write in English instead of
> Ghetto Speak.
heh ....like you know what ghetto speak is.
> Do you know that the Redmond people do not know even where and how store
> log and, or temporary files till today, that's after years of expertise,
> having a largest paid fleet of man-power and biggest robbers of hard
> earned money from innocent users; though they claim to be one of top
> technology group in the commercial world of computing.
You sound like this guy: http://gizmodo.com/391736/steve-ballmer-egged-in-hungary
--
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Craig Stark ]
> Balwinder S Dheeman...
Ball-winder?
>> Do you know that the Redmond people do not know even where and how store
>> log and, or temporary files till today, that's after years of expertise,
>> having a largest paid fleet of man-power and biggest robbers of hard
>> earned money from innocent users; though they claim to be one of top
>> technology group in the commercial world of computing.
>
> You sound like this guy: http://gizmodo.com/391736/steve-ballmer-egged-in-hungary
Ya gotta hand it to ol' Steve-o, though. Although obviously nervous at
first, he emerged from his fortress with good humor.
--
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centers, notebook and Tablet PCs, handheld devices, and smart cell phones. It
has expanded from the desktop and the data center to wherever people need it,
at their desks, in a meeting, on the road or even in the air.
-- Bill Gates, "The PC Era Is Just Beginning" in Business Week (22 March 2005)
Agreed!
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy, alt.os.linux.ubuntu
Subject: Re: [News] Red Hat Developer's Update on PulseAudio,
Fedora Live CDs Interview
Message-ID: Xns9A7D9779E7902th...@66.250.146.128
Date: 11 Apr 2008 18:53:55 GMT
[Quote]
> Dan, you're probably a nice guy, but we get a ton of "works for
> me" crap in COLA and most times it's just people telling lies.
Well sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not in COLA. I'm reading
these posts in the Ubuntu group. The only reason they are going
to COLA is because whomever started the thread had it crossposted
there...and to Vista groups, which I removed because this has
nothing to do with Vista.
I'm NOT a Linux pusher, I still use Windows most of the time
since I'd just installed Linux a few weeks ago, maybe a month+
ago, and still checking out apps and learning Linux. There are
things I like and things I don't like.
Believe what you want to believe. It's painfully obvious that you
are completely anti-Linux, just like some are completely anti-MS,
and have such strong preconceived beliefs that it doesn't really
matter what anyone says about any particular Linux item,
everyone's a liar, and nothing works out-of-the-box.
[/Quote]
>> This is typical and helps to explain why the various
>> download numbers for Linux do not match the actual usage
>> statistics from various sites like the BBC.
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/linux/advocacy/faq-and-primer/
7.6 Trespasser Disinformation Tactics
22. Use invalid statistics. Introduce statistics to try to hurt
Linux, Linux Advocates, and/or the Linux community at large. Do
not about them be valid or real. It would be nice if you can find
those statistics on-line, but if you can't find any, invent them
out of whole cloth. If they are discredited, don't let that
bother you, keep citing them. If you see a fellow anti-Linux
propagandist using statistics, cite them as well, no matter their
lack of validity.
23. Lie. Lie, lie, lie, lie. If you do it often enough you may
create the appearance of truth.
>> People try Linux in the hope that it will be better than
>> Windows. They quickly discover all the headaches Linux
>> creates and move back to Windows.
32. Promote Windows at every opportunity. Microsoft Windows
needs a lot of help to be successful in the mind share of its
targeted user base. Point out to everybody on COLA how wonderful
it is. Ignore the meaning of the name of the newsgroup and its
charter.
> Agreed!
46. Accept the claims of other anti-Linux propagandists as face
value. Always treat other anti-Linux propagandist's statements
as being true. Accept their interpretations without question,
don't bother verifying their statements. If they claim something
against a Linux advocate always side with the anti-Linux
propagandists.
--
HPT
Disagreed!
Some people stick with Windows because it does not run Snood.
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Others just stick to windows because it's a proper os.
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> "Dr.Hal0nf1r£$" <fem...@nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
> news:R72dnapHgtUiianV...@bt.com...
>> Linonut wrote:
>>> * AqD peremptorily fired off this memo:
>>>
>>>>> This is typical and helps to explain why the various download
>>>>> numbers for Linux do not match the actual usage statistics from
>>>>> various sites like the BBC.
>>>>>
>>>>> People try Linux in the hope that it will be better than Windows.
>>>>> They quickly discover all the headaches Linux creates and move back
>>>>> to Windows.
>>>>
>>>> Agreed!
>>>
>>> Disagreed!
>>>
>>> Some people stick with Windows because it does not run Snood.
>>
>> Others just stick to windows because it's a proper os.
>
> Geckos stick to windows because they'd fall off if they didn't.
Windows -- so easy a caveman can do it!
--
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
-- Bill Gates
Blimey! Is Bill Gates that old? Mesolithic computing must have been quite
good fun.
not me!
God, yes. The hard part was making silicon chips
out of.......well, silicon. With a big hammer.
Ask Relic, he was there.
We started with Germanium, Silicon came later. Attaching the leads with a
solder iron was the hardest part.
I forgot; we also had to make the electricity flow backwards to make
transistors work. Now, _THAT_ was tricky!
That Hitler guy, wasn't he Germanium?
I was growing geraniums last year in my garden: I failed to grow any
biological transistors though.
Socialist. Democrat. That ilk.
> On Thu, 15 May 2008 03:52:59 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender wrote:
>
>> But I get fed up.
>> Then I promptly switch back to whatever OS I feel like installing.
>> Then I get fed up again.
>> And I think 'Oh, someone on slashdot said that this is the time to switch
>> to linux! I should try it AGAIN!'... then I switch to linux.
>> Until I get fed up...
>
> This is typical and helps to explain why the various download numbers for
> Linux do not match the actual usage statistics from various sites like the
> BBC.
>
This *used* to be typical, about three or four years ago. These days, the
Linux/FSF/OSS communities have either cloned or contributed almost every
application commonly used today; at the OS level, they now have Windows
Vista as their new basis for comparison. More than ever, this game
of "musical OSes" is more the exception than the rule.
> People try Linux in the hope that it will be better than Windows.
> They quickly discover all the headaches Linux creates and move back to
> Windows.
"Better" is subjective. If people expect Linux to run every native Windows
application under the sun with no slowdown or "bottlenecks", they're not
being realistic.
If these users expect every distribution to find and configure all their
obscure and proprietary webcams, scanners, and WiFi cards without some
thought or intervention on their behalf, they're not being realistic.
Linux is getting close to being "plug-and-play", but it still requires some
intelligent thought and effort on behalf of the user.
** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
All it needs is some users.
Linux: "All dressed up with no place to go".
Well... you and your family use it.
--
Rick
> relic wrote:
>> gonzo wrote:
>>> Dr.Hal0nf1rŁ$ wrote:
>>>> Linonut wrote:
>>>>> * Kadaitcha Man peremptorily fired off this memo:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Agreed!
>>>>>>>> Disagreed!
>>>>>>>> Some people stick with Windows because it does not run Snood.
>>>>>>> Others just stick to windows because it's a proper os.
>>>>>> Geckos stick to windows because they'd fall off if they didn't.
>>>>> Windows -- so easy a caveman can do it!
>>>> Blimey! Is Bill Gates that old? Mesolithic computing must have been
>>>> quite good fun.
>>> God, yes. The hard part was making silicon chips
>>> out of.......well, silicon. With a big hammer.
>>> Ask Relic, he was there.
>> We started with Germanium, Silicon came later. Attaching the leads
>> with a solder iron was the hardest part.
> I forgot; we also had to make the electricity flow backwards to make
> transistors work. Now, _THAT_ was tricky!
Fool! You were actually making holes flow /forward/! <grin>
--
I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most
empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're
tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.
-- Bill Gates
;-) ...pretty tricky, huh.
It's not that difficult in an antimatter environment; the difficulty is
maintaining the matter-isolation field to prevent onesself vaporising in a
large explosion while at the same time operating with matter-based
antimatter tipped tools on antimatter componentry interfaced with matter
components.Cooling the superconductors in the interface circuitry can be a
frosty affair too.