A COLA Linux Xmas Story! (Dedicated to Roy Schestowitz)
flatfish
creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
The SPAM was queued up in the pipeline with glee in the hope that
some replies Roy would soon see. (He was ignored, as usual BTW)
With his 'boi' at the whorehouse and Mark Kent smoking grass, Roy had
settled down to play with his ass.
When out on the lawn Roy heard such a clatter, he dropped the KY to
see what's the matter!
Then out on the lawn Roy saw a big dick (no it wasn't Willy Poaster),
Roy knew in a minute it must be Saint Nick!
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, Roy knew in a minute
the old fucker fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
dildo for Thumper the queer.
As he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the fucker blew the
fireplace apart!
He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight, Linux sucks dick,,, and
piss on you all,,,,,, this cold xmas nite.
Author unknown.........
The Ghost In The Machine
<flat...@linuxmail.org>
wrote
on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:15:47 -0500
<4kvrk3de2gg9oel8s...@4ax.com>:
> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
> creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
Are you trying for credibility less than zero?
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flatfish
<ew...@sirius.tg00suus7038.net> wrote:
>In comp.os.linux.advocacy, flatfish
><flat...@linuxmail.org>
> wrote
>on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:15:47 -0500
><4kvrk3de2gg9oel8s...@4ax.com>:
>> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
>> creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
>
>Are you trying for credibility less than zero?
>
Are you trying for most boring poster of 2007?
You certainly are in the running.
Nobody except Rex Ballard writes more lines to say less than you do
Ghost.
You've lost your groove.
Jesus, I read some of your dissertations and by the time I reach the
end I wonder what the subject was supposed to be.
B-------O--------------R--------I---------N------------G !!!!!!!!
The Ghost In The Machine
<hr5sk35bjr9gdn95n...@4ax.com>:
You want excitement? Try leaving an unpatched Vista box
on the Internet for a few days. Bound to catch something. :-P
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Linonut
> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:07:32 -0800, The Ghost In The Machine
> <ew...@sirius.tg00suus7038.net> wrote:
>
>>In comp.os.linux.advocacy, flatfish
>><flat...@linuxmail.org>
>> wrote
>>on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:15:47 -0500
>><4kvrk3de2gg9oel8s...@4ax.com>:
>>> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
>>> creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
>>
>>Are you trying for credibility less than zero?
>
> Nobody except Rex Ballard writes more lines to say less than you do
> Ghost.
> You've lost your groove.
He must have got it back, though, with that one-liner.
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Tux rox!
Rick
> In comp.os.linux.advocacy, flatfish
> <flat...@linuxmail.org>
> wrote
> on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:15:47 -0500
> <4kvrk3de2gg9oel8s...@4ax.com>:
>> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
>> creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
>
> Are you trying for credibility less than zero?
>
Too late, it already has less credibility than zero.
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Rick
Roy Schestowitz
SCORE = -9999 in KNode.
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Sinister Midget
Even /less/ than less than zero.
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> In comp.os.linux.advocacy, flatfish
> <flat...@linuxmail.org>
> wrote
> on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:15:47 -0500
> <4kvrk3de2gg9oel8s...@4ax.com>:
>> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
>> creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
>
> Are you trying for credibility less than zero?
>
> [rest snipped]
He's still winded from being booted out of Netscape.
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> T
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
creature was stirring, not flatscape the louse.
The sock's SPAM was queued up in the pipeline with glee in the hope that
some replies flatly would soon see. (He was flatly ignored, as usual BTW)
With his 'boi' at the whorehouse and flatcake smoking grass, flatcake had
settled down to play with his ass.
When out on the lawn Gary Flatfoot heard such a clatter, he dropped the KY
to see what's the matter!
Then out on the lawn flatlander saw a big dick (no it wasn't his hamster's;
he ate that earlier), Gary knew in a minute it must be Saint Hadron Quirk!
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, flatass knew in a minute
the old fucker fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
dildo for bill weisberger the thumping great queer.
As he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the fucker blew the
fireplace apart!
He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight, Windummies suck dick,,, and
piss on you all,,,,,, this cold xmas nite.
Author unknown sock named flatfart.....
Have a Merry XMas everyone there's loads of free Linux for everybody!
chrisv
news:8HF3j.55175$c_1....@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> Spliffing Asstroturfer...
*plonk*
chrisv
>*plonk*
Ignore the forger.
Linonut
> some idiot forging chrisv wrote:
>
>>*plonk*
>
> Ignore the forger.
It's is easy to spot (and ignore) the Dizum Dipshit.
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As Supernews blocks all anonymous remailers, I don't see any of it. :-)
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