[OT] Christmas Song of the Day [3 of 6]

[[H]omer]

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|The Twelve Bribes of Vista|
`--------------------------'

On the first day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
A laptop made by Ferrari.

On the second day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the third day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the fourth day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the fifth day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
"Help" with "marketing",
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the sixth day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Six thousand pages of garbage,
"Help" with "marketing",
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the seventh day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Seven days vacation,
Six thousand pages of garbage,
"Help" with "marketing",
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the eighth day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Eight broken updates,
Seven days vacation,
Six thousand pages of garbage,
"Help" with "marketing",
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the ninth day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Nine Novell vouchers,
Eight broken updates,
Seven days vacation,
Six thousand pages of garbage,
"Help" with "marketing",
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the tenth day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Ten lawyers lying,
Nine Novell vouchers,
Eight broken updates,
Seven days vacation,
Six thousand pages of garbage,
"Help" with "marketing",
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the eleventh day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Eleven patent promises,
Ten lawyers lying,
Nine Novell vouchers,
Eight broken updates,
Seven days vacation,
Six thousand pages of garbage,
"Help" with "marketing",
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

On the twelfth day of Vista,
Ballmer sent to me
Twelve lobbying lobbyists,
Eleven patent promises,
Ten lawyers lying,
Nine Novell vouchers,
Eight broken updates,
Seven days vacation,
Six thousand pages of garbage,
"Help" with "marketing",
Four Canon cameras,
Three Vista pens,
Two hundred virus laden spams,
And a laptop made by Ferrari.

--
K.
http://slated.org

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. .
. "Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, .
. you won't find it under a tree." ~ C. Carpenter .
. .
. Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year .
. .
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[SW]

[H]omer wrote:
> ,--------------------------.
>> The
<snip stupidity of XP user Omer>

[Linonut]

* [H]omer fired off this tart reply:

> ,--------------------------.
>|The Twelve Bribes of Vista|
> `--------------------------'
>

> On the twelfth day of Vista,
> Ballmer sent to me
> Twelve lobbying lobbyists,
> Eleven patent promises,
> Ten lawyers lying,
> Nine Novell vouchers,
> Eight broken updates,
> Seven days vacation,
> Six thousand pages of garbage,
> "Help" with "marketing",
> Four Canon cameras,
> Three Vista pens,
> Two hundred virus laden spams,
> And a laptop made by Ferrari.

Not bad!

--
Tux rox!

[Roy Schestowitz]

____/ Linonut on Friday 21 December 2007 18:12 : \____

> * [H]omer fired off this tart reply:
>
>> ,--------------------------.
>>|The Twelve Bribes of Vista|
>> `--------------------------'
>>
>> On the twelfth day of Vista,
>> Ballmer sent to me
>> Twelve lobbying lobbyists,
>> Eleven patent promises,
>> Ten lawyers lying,
>> Nine Novell vouchers,

Make that 9 months before Novell's staff sinks to <3,000 staff.

>> Eight broken updates,
>> Seven days vacation,
>> Six thousand pages of garbage,
>> "Help" with "marketing",

*LOL*. Yeah... that "marketing help in Nigeria" (bribe). Like "evangelism"
(shilling), "study" (FUD factory) and many other examples.

>> Four Canon cameras,
>> Three Vista pens,
>> Two hundred virus laden spams,
>> And a laptop made by Ferrari.
>
> Not bad!
>

--
~~ Best of wishes

Roy S. Schestowitz | Never awaking askew, no matter what they ask you
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[Mark Kent]

Roy Schestowitz <newsg...@schestowitz.com> espoused:

> ____/ Linonut on Friday 21 December 2007 18:12 : \____
>
>> * [H]omer fired off this tart reply:
>>
>>> ,--------------------------.
>>>|The Twelve Bribes of Vista|
>>> `--------------------------'
>>>
>>> On the twelfth day of Vista,
>>> Ballmer sent to me
>>> Twelve lobbying lobbyists,
>>> Eleven patent promises,
>>> Ten lawyers lying,
>>> Nine Novell vouchers,
>
> Make that 9 months before Novell's staff sinks to <3,000 staff.
>
>>> Eight broken updates,
>>> Seven days vacation,
>>> Six thousand pages of garbage,
>>> "Help" with "marketing",
>
> *LOL*. Yeah... that "marketing help in Nigeria" (bribe). Like "evangelism"
> (shilling), "study" (FUD factory) and many other examples.
>
>>> Four Canon cameras,
>>> Three Vista pens,
>>> Two hundred virus laden spams,
>>> And a laptop made by Ferrari.
>>
>> Not bad!
>>
>

I've saved that one - it was excellent...

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