The Night Before Xmas: COLA Version........
Erin Mungan
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
The SPAM was queued up in the pipeline with glee in the hope that
some web hits Roy would soon see.
With Wendy at the whorehouse and Liarmutt smoking grass, Roy had
just settled down to play with his ass.
When out on the lawn Roy heard such a clatter, he dropped the KY to
see what's the matter!
Looking through the window Roy saw a big dick (no it wasn't Willy
Poaster),
he knew in a minute it must be Saint Nick!
Nick came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, Roy knew in a minute
the old fucker fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
dildo for Marti the queer.
Then he shot up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
so powerful and strong
it blew the place apart!
He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight
Linux sucks dick,,,
and piss on you all,,,,,,
this cold xmas nite.
Roy Schestowitz
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*plonk*
Have you used over 1,000 different pseudonyms already?
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Erin Mungan
newsg...@schestowitz.com says...
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> <snip Gary Stewart's gay fantasies with excrement fetish />
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> *plonk*
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The truth hurts, hey SlimeOwitz?
You're not fooling anyone.
Especially the dean of your school, the alumni associataion president,
and so forth.
They have all been informed of your leaching tactics.
They are just figuring out how to deal with a leach like you.
All in good time.
All in good time.
Get ready to start paying for your Internet SPAM tube...
Bwaaaaa!
Rick
... nothing worth reading.
Why don't you give it a rest?
--
Rick
Erin Mungan
no...@mail.invalid says...
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> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:47:48 -0500, Erin Mungan wrote:
>
>
> ... nothing worth reading.
>
> Why don't you give it a rest?
Why?
It's funny.
Unlike you, Rick......
Tattoo Vampire
> It's funny.
Not really.
--
Veni, Vidi, Visa. (I came, I saw, I charged it.)
Best regards,
Tattoo Vampire
Owner and CEO, Trollus Amongus, LLC
spi...@freenet.co.uk
> Erin Mungan wrote:
>
>> It's funny.
>
> Not really.
Infantile would've been the word I'd use.
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S'mee
<YAWN> little limp dicked boys who haven't passed puberty shouldn't
post to USENET...much less anywhere else.
cc
> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
>
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/e586adfe806b286a?hl=en&dmode=source
Merry Christmas bitches.
Chris Ahlstrom
I found it quite interesting that you followed DFS's moratorium on posting
here. I did not think you were part of that "group".
--
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
Marti van Lin
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> He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
> dildo for Marti the queer.
I bet your fellow heterosexuals are proud of you!
<snip>
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|_|0|_| Marti van Lin (ML2MST)
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|0|0|0| http://osgeex.blogspot.com
cc
> cc pulled this Usenet boner:
>
> > On Dec 19, 7:47?pm, Erin Mungan <mungan4lynxReMo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
>
>
> > Merry Christmas bitches.
>
> I found it quite interesting that you followed DFS's moratorium on posting
> here. I did not think you were part of that "group".
>
DFS doesn't either. I'm not sure he's the one who considers it a group
anyway... But many do. I didn't want to be blamed for the way anything
turned out because I decided to post. Anyway, it ended up not
mattering whether I posted or not because Tim, Hadron, and the retard
Snit continued to post (which they had every right to do), and the
basic premise of the boycott was ruined because of it. But it was
still eye-opening not to post for a while and just read a little bit.
And with only Roy spamming the group instead of Roy and DFS it became
easier to find the insanity. I would offer a link, but we know how
that would turn out.
Hadron
The usual suspects started crowing and shilling each other with a few
less honest posters around to put them straight.
philo
> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
> creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
>
<snip>
I always thought reincarnation was a bunch of bunk
but holy cow...
only Shakespeare could have penned those words.
welcome back Willy
DFS
> On Dec 20, 2:20 pm, Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstr...@launchmodem.com> wrote:
>> cc pulled this Usenet boner:
>>
>>> On Dec 19, 7:47?pm, Erin Mungan <mungan4lynxReMo...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/e586adfe806...
>>
>>> Merry Christmas bitches.
>>
>> I found it quite interesting that you followed DFS's moratorium on
>> posting here. I did not think you were part of that "group".
>>
>
> DFS doesn't either. I'm not sure he's the one who considers it a group
> anyway... But many do. I didn't want to be blamed for the way anything
> turned out because I decided to post.
And I thank you.
> Anyway, it ended up not
> mattering whether I posted or not because Tim, Hadron, and the retard
> Snit continued to post (which they had every right to do), and the
> basic premise of the boycott was ruined because of it.
Yes it was. But it did prove Hadron and Tim (basically any "troll") owns
the cola lamers that call themselves "advocate$".
Hadron, especially - he posts, and they all salivate and jump. It's
funny/pathetic to watch.
> But it was
> still eye-opening not to post for a while and just read a little bit.
> And with only Roy spamming the group instead of Roy and DFS
Horseshit. I don't spam cola. I post about 1/3 as much as Spamowitz. And
I post less than Moshe or Linosuck.
High Plains Thumper
> Erin Mungan wrote:
>
> <YAWN> little limp dicked boys who haven't passed puberty shouldn't
> post to USENET...much less anywhere else.
Figuring that Flatfish is now in his 60's, he pro'ly needs a bigger
motorcycle to make up for declining testosterone, except he's a
perpetual cager.
But you are right about his posting maturity level, that of child.
--
HPT
cc
> cc wrote:
> > On Dec 20, 2:20 pm, Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstr...@launchmodem.com> wrote:
> >> cc pulled this Usenet boner:
>
> >>> On Dec 19, 7:47?pm, Erin Mungan <mungan4lynxReMo...@gmail.com>
> >>> wrote:
> >>>> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
>
> >>>http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/e586adfe806...
>
> >>> Merry Christmas bitches.
>
> >> I found it quite interesting that you followed DFS's moratorium on
> >> posting here. I did not think you were part of that "group".
>
> > DFS doesn't either. I'm not sure he's the one who considers it a group
> > anyway... But many do. I didn't want to be blamed for the way anything
> > turned out because I decided to post.
>
> And I thank you.
>
> > Anyway, it ended up not
> > mattering whether I posted or not because Tim, Hadron, and the retard
> > Snit continued to post (which they had every right to do), and the
> > basic premise of the boycott was ruined because of it.
>
> Yes it was. But it did prove Hadron and Tim (basically any "troll") owns
> the cola lamers that call themselves "advocate$".
>
> Hadron, especially - he posts, and they all salivate and jump. It's
> funny/pathetic to watch.
Yeah, and without you, they really jumped on Tim. That was funny too.
> > But it was
> > still eye-opening not to post for a while and just read a little bit.
> > And with only Roy spamming the group instead of Roy and DFS
>
> Horseshit. I don't spam cola. I post about 1/3 as much as Spamowitz. And
> I post less than Moshe or Linosuck.
You start a lot of new threads. And everyone is required to respond to
you. So the result is, it spreads out the crazy. When you stopped
posting, and to an extent moshe and some of the others, they
concentrated on Hadron and Tim, in a smaller set of threads. Funny at
first, then increasingly weird and bizarre. It was just easier to see
without your posts and the replies they generate. And I think I'm
pretty much done posting here, or at least I'll post a lot less than I
used to (I'm comfortable with the fact that no one gives a shit). The
boycott opened my eyes to some of the lunacy, and you can't argue with
lunacy.
Chris Ahlstrom
> cc wrote:
>> On Dec 20, 2:20 pm, Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstr...@launchmodem.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> I found it quite interesting that you followed DFS's moratorium on
>>> posting here. I did not think you were part of that "group".
>>
>> DFS doesn't either. I'm not sure he's the one who considers it a group
>> anyway... But many do. I didn't want to be blamed for the way anything
>> turned out because I decided to post.
>
> And I thank you.
Mmmm. Perhaps cc is a DFS sock? Same day, they're both back.
>> Anyway, it ended up not
>> mattering whether I posted or not because Tim, Hadron, and the retard
>> Snit continued to post (which they had every right to do), and the
>> basic premise of the boycott was ruined because of it.
>
> Yes it was. But it did prove Hadron and Tim (basically any "troll") owns
> the cola lamers that call themselves "advocate$".
>
> Hadron, especially - he posts, and they all salivate and jump. It's
> funny/pathetic to watch.
You find deliberate lies about what people post to be "funny"?
And you get a chuckle when they try to defend themselves from this libel,
libel that is far more personal than the libel you say we put on
Microsoft?
Such base motives!
>> But it was
>> still eye-opening not to post for a while and just read a little bit.
>> And with only Roy spamming the group instead of Roy and DFS
>
> Horseshit. I don't spam cola. I post about 1/3 as much as Spamowitz.
> And I post less than Moshe or Linosuck.
Moshe's dead, man. He player a Hitler knock-off for awhile, assuming yet
another name of another person inhabiting the Internet.
There is no Linosuck. That is concoction of infantile minds.
--
You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
Chris Ahlstrom
> <noble posturing snipped>
Bye bye birdie!
--
Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.
You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy
officials have gone by.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
cc
> DFS pulled this Usenet boner:
>
> > cc wrote:
> >> On Dec 20, 2:20 pm, Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstr...@launchmodem.com> wrote:
>
> >>> I found it quite interesting that you followed DFS's moratorium on
> >>> posting here. I did not think you were part of that "group".
>
> >> DFS doesn't either. I'm not sure he's the one who considers it a group
> >> anyway... But many do. I didn't want to be blamed for the way anything
> >> turned out because I decided to post.
>
> > And I thank you.
>
> Mmmm. Perhaps cc is a DFS sock? Same day, they're both back.
Well that's the only possible explanation.
DFS
> And I think I'm pretty much done posting here,
Hope not - cola needs all the real-world intervention it can get.
> or at least I'll post a lot less than I
> used to (I'm comfortable with the fact that no one gives a shit). The
> boycott opened my eyes to some of the lunacy, and you can't argue with
> lunacy.
You can ridicule it - that's worth something.
Hadron
You have met Chris? The nastiest, most dishonest poster here? He likes
to pretend he's some sort of 1337 Linux coder. It turns out he once
ported once of his companies apps to Linux in his spare time. The rest
of the time he programs Windows SW.
Chris Ahlstrom
> On Dec 20, 9:27?pm, Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstr...@launchmodem.com> wrote:
>> DFS pulled this Usenet boner:
>>
>> > cc wrote:
>> >> On Dec 20, 2:20 pm, Chris Ahlstrom <ahlstr...@launchmodem.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>> I found it quite interesting that you followed DFS's moratorium on
>> >>> posting here. I did not think you were part of that "group".
>>
>> >> DFS doesn't either. I'm not sure he's the one who considers it a group
>> >> anyway... But many do. I didn't want to be blamed for the way anything
>> >> turned out because I decided to post.
>>
>> > And I thank you.
>>
>> Mmmm. ?Perhaps cc is a DFS sock? ?Same day, they're both back.
>
> Well that's the only possible explanation.
Heh.
Sig monster reads minds:
--
You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.
Chris Ahlstrom
> cc wrote:
>
>
>> And I think I'm pretty much done posting here,
>
> Hope not - cola needs all the real-world intervention it can get.
Except that, apart from tiny moments from flatfish, that is absolutely *not*
what you all are here for.
>> or at least I'll post a lot less than I
>> used to (I'm comfortable with the fact that no one gives a shit). The
>> boycott opened my eyes to some of the lunacy, and you can't argue with
>> lunacy.
>
> You can ridicule it - that's worth something.
There is some lunacy here from the "advocate" side. However, it is
absolutely manifest that you all are here to *add* to it.
--
Q: What is purple and conquered the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
chrisv
>Twas the night before
*plonk*
chrisv
>Erin Mungan wrote:
>
>> It's funny.
>
>Not really.
I'll never know.
Ivan Marsh
>
> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
> creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.
>
> The SPAM was queued up in the pipeline with glee in the hope that
> some web hits Roy would soon see.
>
> With Wendy at the whorehouse and Liarmutt smoking grass, Roy had
> just settled down to play with his ass.
>
> When out on the lawn Roy heard such a clatter, he dropped the KY to
> see what's the matter!
> Looking through the window Roy saw a big dick (no it wasn't Willy
> Poaster),
> he knew in a minute it must be Saint Nick!
>
> Nick came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, Roy knew in a minute
> the old fucker fell.
>
> He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
> dildo for Marti the queer.
>
> Then he shot up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
> so powerful and strong
> it blew the place apart!
>
> He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight
> Linux sucks dick,,,
> and piss on you all,,,,,,
> this cold xmas nite.
Thank you for showing me, this holiday season, that no matter how I may be
feeling about my life, the world, and existence in general that there is
someone far more pathetic and in need of help in this world.
I send you my most sincere holiday wishes and hope that you find something
even remotely useful to do with your life.
--
"All right, all right, if it will make you happy, I will overthrow society."
- Philip J. Fry