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Frank The Wank

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Dec 12, 2011, 9:30:12 PM12/12/11
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Yes ladies and germs, techbytes episodes, produced by Roy
Schestowitz have made it to the college campus.

They are currently being used at a fairly well known college in the
audio engineering program.
as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
how *NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.
They have enough classic errors in them to become the perfect poster
child for what not to sound like.

Congratulations Roy Schestowitz!
You've made it to the big time!

Goblin

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Dec 12, 2011, 9:41:01 PM12/12/11
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On 12/13/2011 02:30 AM, Frank The Wank wrote:
> as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
> how*NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.

Ahhh, is this similar to the Gary Stewart/Flatfish angle we saw some
time ago when he banged on about his claimed audio skills?

So you are Gary Stewart after all.....not that it wasn't what everyone
was saying anyway and not really a surprise. You are more transparent
than one of Steve Ballmers shirts.

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Frank The Wank

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Dec 12, 2011, 9:52:18 PM12/12/11
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 02:41:01 +0000, Goblin wrote:

> On 12/13/2011 02:30 AM, Frank The Wank wrote:
>> as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
>> how*NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.
>
> Ahhh, is this similar to the Gary Stewart/Flatfish angle we saw some
> time ago when he banged on about his claimed audio skills?
>
> So you are Gary Stewart after all.....not that it wasn't what everyone
> was saying anyway and not really a surprise. You are more transparent
> than one of Steve Ballmers shirts.

Wrong Sloblin.
Not Gary but I do agree with some, not all, but some of what she
says.

As for Roy Schestowitz's audio skills they border on zero.
Any first year audio engineer would have a field day with the crap
he releases.

Goblin

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Dec 12, 2011, 9:57:33 PM12/12/11
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On 12/13/2011 02:52 AM, Frank The Wank wrote:
> Wrong Sloblin.
> Not Gary but I do agree with some, not all, but some of what she
> says.

lol....

And we believe you because.......?

> As for Roy Schestowitz's audio skills they border on zero.
> Any first year audio engineer would have a field day with the crap
> he releases.

Lovely.... Feel better now?

In anycase Roy is not an audio engineer so I don't suppose any comment
on his skills would be an insult...sorry.... especially when coming from
a Microsoft advocate...

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Homer

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Dec 12, 2011, 10:28:36 PM12/12/11
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Verily I say unto thee that Goblin spake thusly:
> On 12/13/2011 02:30 AM, Frank The Wanking Fish wrote:
>>
>> as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
>> how*NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.
>
> Ahhh, is this similar to the Gary Stewart/Flatfish angle we saw some
> time ago when he banged on about his claimed audio skills?

Is that the same flatfish+++ who offered to let people hear the
difference between digital and analogue audio ... by digitising
the playback from his analogue Hi-Fi?

http://tinyurl.com/7x73wq5

Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, is he?

> You are more transparent than one of Steve Ballmers shirts.

Hehe!

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Torre Starnes

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Dec 12, 2011, 10:38:04 PM12/12/11
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 03:28:36 +0000, Homer wrote:

> Verily I > Is that the same flatfish+++ who offered to let people hear the
> difference between digital and analogue audio ... by digitising
> the playback from his analogue Hi-Fi?
>
> http://tinyurl.com/7x73wq5
>
> Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, is he?
>
>> You are more transparent than one of Steve Ballmers shirts.
>
> Hehe!

There is nothing wrong with that method.
It's not the most accurate method but is valid however.
The only other method, superior of course, is to invite you and your
herd to a private audition.
Doubtful that will happen.
There is not enough Fabreze on earth to remove the stench.

You seem too ignorant to understand that however.

Chris Ahlstrom

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Dec 13, 2011, 6:16:02 AM12/13/11
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Homer wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

> Verily I say unto thee that Goblin spake thusly:
>> On 12/13/2011 02:30 AM, Frank The Wanking Fish wrote:
>>>
>>> as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
>>> how*NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.
>>
>> Ahhh, is this similar to the Gary Stewart/Flatfish angle we saw some
>> time ago when he banged on about his claimed audio skills?
>
> Is that the same flatfish+++ who offered to let people hear the
> difference between digital and analogue audio ... by digitising
> the playback from his analogue Hi-Fi?
>
> http://tinyurl.com/7x73wq5
>
> Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, is he?

Neither were his hangers-on (DFS, Zeke, and Hadron).

Flounder: > Xxxxx...Hahahah! I can see him prancing around the court
> all dressed in white screaming "tennis anyone?"

DFS: heh! His little white skirt flouncing up and down, exposing
a flabby, hairy, jiggly ass... with no underwear...

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plans, the OLPC crowd are now .. making a tablet for hungry african kids ...
I mean look at it. Its horrible. And IF its gonna be that clunky and
vile it might as well have a keyboard IMO.
And with all the ARM tech, bakelite plastic it just about manages to get
the same battery life as in iPad : 10-12 hours. Or does the iPad do
more?
Oh. Hang on. It's vaporware again:-
And entertainment cant fit into that? Soundbytes anyone? "and
consumption"?? Huh. Does he expect those hungry African kids to eat it
after all??
As usual, too little too late and doomed to failure.
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A. van der Berigheid

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Dec 13, 2011, 6:32:15 AM12/13/11
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"Torre Starnes" <torre....@gmail.org> schreef in bericht
news:8jd75zv5svri.h...@40tude.net...
> On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 03:28:36 +0000, Homer wrote:
>
>> Verily I > Is that the same flatfish+++ who offered to let people hear
>> the
>> difference between digital and analogue audio ... by digitising
>> the playback from his analogue Hi-Fi?
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/7x73wq5
>>
>> Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, is he?
>>
>>> You are more transparent than one of Steve Ballmers shirts.
>>
>> Hehe!
>
> There is nothing wrong with that method.
> It's not the most accurate method but is valid however.

It's a very valid and accurate method when multiple sound sources, for
example four or eight track, are digitized using Pro Tools and merged into 1
musical composition.
The Homer idiot, has no clue, as always.

> The only other method, superior of course, is to invite you and your
> herd to a private audition.

Eh, eh! ;-)

> Doubtful that will happen.
> There is not enough Fabreze on earth to remove the stench.
>
> You seem too ignorant to understand that however.
>
Exactly, like Kohlmann:
"About FINALE music technology software: John Fuhrer: "Next he'll (kohlmann)
be telling people that Finale can't do music composition. Oh wait... he did
that too."
Peter Köhlmann: "Well, it can't"
See how Kohlmann gets his a$$ kicked seriously."
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/browse_thread/thread/f8541219be92f15f

Marti Van Lin

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Dec 13, 2011, 6:55:48 AM12/13/11
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On 13-12-11 04:28, Homer wrote:

> Verily I say unto thee that Goblin spake thusly:
>> On 12/13/2011 02:30 AM, Frank The Wanking Fish wrote:
>>>
>>> as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
>>> how*NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.
>>
>> Ahhh, is this similar to the Gary Stewart/Flatfish angle we saw some
>> time ago when he banged on about his claimed audio skills?
>
> Is that the same flatfish+++ who offered to let people hear the
> difference between digital and analogue audio ... by digitising
> the playback from his analogue Hi-Fi?
>
> http://tinyurl.com/7x73wq5
>
> Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, is he?

[quote]I have a direct to disk record circa 1981 that I have recorded to
*.wav[/quote]

What direct to disk recording software for whatever OS and architecture
existed in 1981? One thing is for sure, the .wav file format didn't
existed at that time ether, because it was introduced with Microsoft
Windows.

1981 was the era of 8-bit computers with 64 KiB RAM and indeed the IBM
PC was introduced that year, it lacked a Hard disk drive (Winchester
disk called at that time). It might have had two 5.25 Inch floppy disk
drives and 640 KiB RAM at best, nor did a AD/DA converter (Like GUS or
Soundblaster) existed for it.

On top of that a 3 minute recording in 16 bit 41Khz would take up about
30 MiB for a .wav file, which would require 30 5.25 inch 1.2 MiB (HD)
floppy disks, which neither existed right then.

The first AD/DA converters where produced for 16 bit machines like the
Commodore-Amiga and Atari ST.

I used such an AD/DA converter (connected to the parallel port) on the
Commodora-Amiga 500 and you could record /short/ 8 bit 11Khz samples of
a couple of /seconds/ at best, without a hard disk and with a total of 1
MiB RAM (512 KiB "chip-RAM" and 512 KiB "fast-RAM") and that was already
in the early 1990's.

High quality direct to disk recording was simply a no go in 1981.

Goblin, Homer and MeToo® are all (ex) Commodore-Amiga enthusiast, who
have enjoyed multimedia long before it was available on the Wintel
platform. Who the hell Flatfish thinks he's fooling?

>> You are more transparent than one of Steve Ballmers shirts.
>
> Hehe!

Makes me wonder which stench is worst, the stench of sweat or rotting fish?

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Torre Starnes

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Dec 13, 2011, 10:21:24 AM12/13/11
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 12:55:48 +0100, Marti Van Lin wrote:

> On 13-12-11 04:28, Homer wrote:
>
>> Verily I say unto thee that Goblin spake thusly:
>>> On 12/13/2011 02:30 AM, Frank The Wanking Fish wrote:
>>>>
>>>> as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
>>>> how*NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.
>>>
>>> Ahhh, is this similar to the Gary Stewart/Flatfish angle we saw some
>>> time ago when he banged on about his claimed audio skills?
>>
>> Is that the same flatfish+++ who offered to let people hear the
>> difference between digital and analogue audio ... by digitising
>> the playback from his analogue Hi-Fi?
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/7x73wq5
>>
>> Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, is he?
>
> [quote]I have a direct to disk record circa 1981 that I have recorded to
> *.wav[/quote]
>
> What direct to disk recording software for whatever OS and architecture
> existed in 1981? One thing is for sure, the .wav file format didn't
> existed at that time ether, because it was introduced with Microsoft
> Windows.

You IDIOT....

Direct To Disk doesn't mean recording on the hard drive.
It means recording DIRECTLY TO THE LATHE that cuts the master
stamper, In other words, bypassing the tape machine.

Read about it here:

http://www.sheffieldlab.com/

You are a fucking moron Marti.
Let's see if the herd comes out to defend your idiocy.
Great self nuke though!


Marti Van Lin

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Dec 13, 2011, 12:56:57 PM12/13/11
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On 13-12-11 16:21, Torre Starnes (flatfish---) scribbled:

> On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 12:55:48 +0100, Marti Van Lin wrote:
>
>> On 13-12-11 04:28, Homer wrote:
>>
>>> Verily I say unto thee that Goblin spake thusly:
>>>> On 12/13/2011 02:30 AM, Frank The Wanking Fish wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
>>>>> how*NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.
>>>>
>>>> Ahhh, is this similar to the Gary Stewart/Flatfish angle we saw some
>>>> time ago when he banged on about his claimed audio skills?
>>>
>>> Is that the same flatfish+++ who offered to let people hear the
>>> difference between digital and analogue audio ... by digitising
>>> the playback from his analogue Hi-Fi?
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/7x73wq5
>>>
>>> Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, is he?
>>
>> [quote]I have a direct to disk record circa 1981 that I have recorded to
>> *.wav[/quote]
>>
>> What direct to disk recording software for whatever OS and architecture
>> existed in 1981? One thing is for sure, the .wav file format didn't
>> existed at that time ether, because it was introduced with Microsoft
>> Windows.
>
> You IDIOT....

Oops, IOW I nailed you :-p

> Direct To Disk doesn't mean recording on the hard drive.
> It means recording DIRECTLY TO THE LATHE that cuts the master
> stamper, In other words, bypassing the tape machine.

You didn't explain that, did you?

> Read about it here:
>
> http://www.sheffieldlab.com/

Fine, but, but, but you claimed you saved it as a WAV file, 00ps!

> You are a fucking moron Marti.

OK, if you say so :-)

> Let's see if the herd comes out to defend your idiocy.

There is no such thing as "the herd" and be sure to whash the brown from
Snit's butt of your tongue, lips and nose!

> Great self nuke though!

Indeed, once more you proved to be a liar and a fraud and you are full
of Shit Flatso!

Torre Starnes

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Dec 13, 2011, 1:02:53 PM12/13/11
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Are you really this ignorant Marti?
What a fucking moron you are.

Somehow you have managed to confuse direct to disk recording
techniques with recording to a hard drive, back in the 70's or early
80's.

That was your first self nuke.

Then you go blathering on about flatfish?

That was your second mistake.

And of course you finish up with a grotesque image of fecal matter
upon one's tongue.

You are not only an idiot but a disgusting idiot as well.


Marti Van Lin

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Dec 13, 2011, 1:16:23 PM12/13/11
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On 13-12-11 19:02, Torre Starnes (Flatfish---) wrote:

[snip]

> You are not only an idiot but a disgusting idiot as well.

Good, at least we have /something/ in common then :-p

Goblin

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Dec 13, 2011, 1:31:25 PM12/13/11
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On 12/13/2011 06:16 PM, Marti Van Lin wrote:
> On 13-12-11 19:02, Torre Starnes (Flatfish---) wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
>> You are not only an idiot but a disgusting idiot as well.
>
> Good, at least we have /something/ in common then :-p
>

Marti.... Frank/Flatfish/Torre is the only disgusting person here.....
If his claims about "audio" related matters didn't prove it was Gary
Stewart, then his homophobia does.....

Hope you are well Marti....nice to see you posting.

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Homer

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Dec 13, 2011, 5:41:41 PM12/13/11
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Verily I say unto thee that Marti Van Lin spake thusly:
> On 13-12-11 04:28, Homer wrote:
>> Verily I say unto thee that Goblin spake thusly:
>>> On 12/13/2011 02:30 AM, Frank The Wanking Fish wrote:
>>>>
>>>> as it turns out, the techbytes audio casts are classic examples of
>>>> how*NOT TO* produce a quality audio cast.
>>>
>>> Ahhh, is this similar to the Gary Stewart/Flatfish angle we saw some
>>> time ago when he banged on about his claimed audio skills?
>>
>> Is that the same flatfish+++ who offered to let people hear the
>> difference between digital and analogue audio ... by digitising
>> the playback from his analogue Hi-Fi?
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/7x73wq5
>>
>> Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, is he?
>
> [quote]I have a direct to disk record circa 1981 that I have recorded to
> *.wav[/quote]
>
> What direct to disk recording software for whatever OS and architecture
> existed in 1981?

He's talking about /vinyl/ discs, using an analogue recording process
that doesn't use a master tape intermediary stage.

[quote]
Direct-to-Disc at AES
by Robert Auld

These days, the term "direct-to-disc" means recording to a computer hard
drive. But in the 1970's, it referred to the audiophile technique of
recording directly to a vinyl-disc cutting lathe, without the
intervention of a tape recorder. It was a notoriously difficult way to
record; the musicians and all concerned had to record a complete Lp side
without any serious musical or technical mistakes. Otherwise, it was put
another lacquer on the lathe and do it over. But the gain in sound
quality was considered worth the trouble. (As typical commercial Lp
releases were cut from fourth-generation analog tape copies, the
improvement in sound offered by eliminating all those layers of tape and
electronics was not illusory.)
[/quote]

http://www.auldworks.com/AESDD/dd1.htm

An MP3 sample is included, which again seems rather pointless.

> One thing is for sure, the .wav file format didn't
> existed at that time ether, because it was introduced with Microsoft
> Windows.

I think he means he /subsequently/ digitised the "direct-to-disc"
record, not that he personally recorded the live performance directly to
a WAV file.

> 1981 was the era of 8-bit computers with 64 KiB RAM and indeed the IBM
> PC was introduced that year, it lacked a Hard disk drive (Winchester
> disk called at that time). It might have had two 5.25 Inch floppy disk
> drives and 640 KiB RAM at best, nor did a AD/DA converter (Like GUS or
> Soundblaster) existed for it.

My first experience of home music production was running Aegis
Audiomaster (progressively from I to IV), and The Ultimate Soundtracker
(again progressively from 1 to 2.6). Later I used tools like Protracker,
Art Of Noise, Octamed Pro and Octamed Sound Studio. Mods like the
soundtrack for Amegas, an Arkanoid clone, and "Kawai K1", a mod by
Starbuck of Spreadpoint, really fuelled my interest in "tracking".

AudioMaster http://aadb.amiga.me/data/AudioMasterIV.png
Amegas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNXkazPEhAQ
Amegas mod http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZxdGgRWg0
Spreadpoint "Smily Intro" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfRP-1dGehE
http://kestra.exotica.org.uk/demo.php?id=2421
The Ultimate Soundtracker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywaCR5Tg4A
Art Of Noise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm-dVDczbpE
Protracker 2.3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwtkZ7aExI8
Octamed Sound Studio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1H3JMTND4

Eventually I built a small studio with a Fostex 4-track, Korg M1 and a
Roland SH-101 analogue synth, but I hated working with MIDI tools. I
still much prefer the "tracker" paradigm.

These days we've got far more sophisticated hardware and software, like
MilkyTracker and Renoise. Here's Andrew "Necros" Sega talking
about the evolution of trackers, from the days of the Amiga to present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfT-lf3KEQ

Here's the track he's most famous for (in the demo scene):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMmPSC8fykA

He's more of a DOS/Fasttracker guy than an Amiga guy though, but still
it's people like him who really made the tracker scene what it was. You
can hear their influence, and often a blatantly plagiarised verbatim
copy of their early work, in pretty much any "chart music" you hear
today. Here's just one of the more obvious examples, featuring
Timbaland:

[quote]
Timbaland's plagiarism controversy occurred in January 2007, when
several news sources reported that Timbaland (Timothy Z. Mosley) was
alleged to have plagiarized several elements (both motifs and samples)
in the song "Do It" on the 2006 album Loose by Nelly Furtado without
giving credit or compensation. The song itself was released as the fifth
North American single from Loose on July 24, 2007.

The original track, entitled "Acidjazzed Evening", is a chiptune-style
4-channel Amiga module composed by Finnish demoscener Janne Suni (a.k.a.
Tempest). The song won first place in the Oldskool Music competition at
Assembly 2000, a demoparty held in Helsinki, Finland in 2000. According
to Scene.org, the song was uploaded to their servers the same year, long
before the release of the song by Furtado. The song was later remixed
(with Suni's permission) by Norwegian Glenn Rune Gallefoss (a.k.a. GRG)
for the Commodore 64 in SID format - this is the version which was later
used for "Do It". It was added to the High Voltage SID Collection on
December 21, 2002.
[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbaland_plagiarism_controversy

Here's a documentary about the controversy, in Finnish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFp3rovfY0

Timbaland's version is a blatant rip off, as you can hear in the video.

And here's Timbaland's extremely arrogant and unapologetic response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvY3wZrHrQ

So Timbaland blatantly stole Nelly Furtado's song, and yet if anyone
downloads his plagiarised copy without paying for it, they end up in
court for copyright violation.

The whole "IP" system is a twisted joke.

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http://slated.org | system, but you have to be a genius
Fedora 8 (Werewolf) on šky | to understand the simplicity"
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