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Chris Ahlstrom

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May 13, 2010, 12:22:57 PM5/13/10
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Our team (charlestonbattery.com) will be hosting the Bolton Wanderers July
17. Cool!

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Homer

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May 13, 2010, 1:48:31 PM5/13/10
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Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:

> Our team (charlestonbattery.com) will be hosting the Bolton Wanderers
> July 17. Cool!

For a moment there I thought you were going to post about some new gizmo
power cell that plays "Go the Distance".

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Chris Ahlstrom

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May 13, 2010, 2:05:36 PM5/13/10
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Homer pulled this Usenet boner:

> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>> Our team (charlestonbattery.com) will be hosting the Bolton Wanderers
>> July 17. Cool!
>
> For a moment there I thought you were going to post about some new gizmo
> power cell that plays "Go the Distance".

It was a palindrome.

Wait a minute! The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob!

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Homer

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May 13, 2010, 3:59:38 PM5/13/10
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Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
> Homer pulled this Usenet boner:
>
>> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>>> Our team (charlestonbattery.com) will be hosting the Bolton
>>> Wanderers July 17. Cool!
>>
>> For a moment there I thought you were going to post about some new
>> gizmo power cell that plays "Go the Distance".
>
> It was a palindrome.

Is that a football stadium dedicated to Monty Python?

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Chris Ahlstrom

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May 13, 2010, 4:18:53 PM5/13/10
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Homer pulled this Usenet boner:

> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>> Homer pulled this Usenet boner:
>>
>>> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>>>> Our team (charlestonbattery.com) will be hosting the Bolton
>>>> Wanderers July 17. Cool!
>>>
>>> For a moment there I thought you were going to post about some new
>>> gizmo power cell that plays "Go the Distance".
>>
>> It was a palindrome.
>
> Is that a football stadium dedicated to Monty Python?

It is a football stadium dedicated to the Idle. :-)

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And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven;
The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth
And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change.
These signs forerun the death or fall of kings.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard II"

Homer

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May 13, 2010, 4:46:13 PM5/13/10
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Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
> Homer pulled this Usenet boner:
>
>> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>>> Homer pulled this Usenet boner:
>>>
>>>> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>>>>> Our team (charlestonbattery.com) will be hosting the Bolton
>>>>> Wanderers July 17. Cool!
>>>>
>>>> For a moment there I thought you were going to post about some new
>>>> gizmo power cell that plays "Go the Distance".
>>>
>>> It was a palindrome.
>>
>> Is that a football stadium dedicated to Monty Python?
>
> It is a football stadium dedicated to the Idle. :-)

[groan]

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Chris Ahlstrom

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May 14, 2010, 8:55:49 AM5/14/10
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Homer pulled this Usenet boner:

> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>> Homer pulled this Usenet boner:
>>
>>> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>>>> Homer pulled this Usenet boner:
>>>>
>>>>> Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
>>>>>> Our team (charlestonbattery.com) will be hosting the Bolton
>>>>>> Wanderers July 17. Cool!
>>>>>
>>>>> For a moment there I thought you were going to post about some new
>>>>> gizmo power cell that plays "Go the Distance".
>>>>
>>>> It was a palindrome.
>>>
>>> Is that a football stadium dedicated to Monty Python?
>>
>> It is a football stadium dedicated to the Idle. :-)
>
> [groan]

I actually hit the post key before thinking of this:

It is a football stadium dedicated to the Idle with a Jones for sports.

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Homer

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May 14, 2010, 8:35:44 PM5/14/10
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[clap]

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