Linux boot better than windopws

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Linux boot better than windopws
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"Everybody switch on and go back into their computers now please"

<beep!> <boop!> <bleep bleep!> as about 20 computers go on.

I started a little late but I got my login screen.
Others had beaten me to the login screen by one or two seconds.
Anyway, I log in, and again windowps users beat me to the
desktop which coincidentally is a blue screen.
I got me translucent compiz 3D desktop up and firefox running and
rendering its first page. But wait a minute! What happened to the windummies
who got their blue screens first? Well a minute later, the hour
glass stopped wasting their time allowing them to type.

Thats 20 working minutes lost for the company.
Oh well.

Linux boot is better than windopws.