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linux-...@lycos.com  
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(11 users)  More options Mar 4 2006, 4:53 pm
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From: linux-...@lycos.com
Date: 4 Mar 2006 13:53:38 -0800
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 4:53 pm
Subject: linux burned down my house
I installed this distro to see if linux lives up to the hype or not.
this was a terrible mistake and it ended up costing me my house and all
my expensive stuff. this linux crap is so bad that calling it linsux is
being too generus.

this free crapware that they can barely give away for free screwed up
my BIOS and ended up overclocking my CPU. after setup finished this
home made hackware needed to download about 50 gigs of security patches
and upgrades and updates and who knows what sort of uncontrolled home
made crapware. so I left my computer on while it downloaded all this
crap and went out. while I was gone the CPU over heated and started a
fire. my multi million dollar estate went up in flames.

thanks linsux. my lawyer told me that if this was software from a real
company I could sue and get money. but since its crapware thats written
by fat hackers working out of their moms basement there is nothing I
can do.

anyone who wants to use linsux should do it at they're own risk. this
crap is no where near ready for the public to use. no wonder its free.
so is dog shit.


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(5 users)  More options Mar 4 2006, 6:56 pm
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From: "gman1223" <Justin.W...@gmail.com>
Date: 4 Mar 2006 15:56:16 -0800
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 6:56 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
are you for real?

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gio...@gmail.com  
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From: gio...@gmail.com
Date: 4 Mar 2006 16:00:07 -0800
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 7:00 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
Man u dreamin'?
Gotte check in with the doc man, something's wrong with u I think.

Hope you'll get better. Cheers


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dark.fant...@gmail.com  
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(4 users)  More options Mar 4 2006, 7:04 pm
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From: dark.fant...@gmail.com
Date: 4 Mar 2006 16:04:35 -0800
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 7:04 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
You, my friend, are a complete dumbass. And just for posting this, I
belive you deserved to lose your so-called "Multi Million Dollar"
estate. there are a few things that sort of corrupt you story.

1. If you are soooo rich, chances are you'd be using a Mac. They're
prettier. And would match your lifestyle better.

2. I dont know what OS even needs more than 3 GB of space. Ive been
using Fedora Core for 2 Years now, with no problems.

3. Linux is VERY user friendly, and most mistakes are fault of the End
User.

4. Apperantly you didnt spend much time in school, for to learn how to
spell and use proper grammar, or even Capitalization for that matter.

5. About 7 of the ten "Helpful Posts" youve made, have been in tha last
2 hours.

Maybe you should stop being such a loser, and stop spamming the groups
with your Wintard jabber. And if you were soooo computer savvy, you
would know (a) What your system need to run the given OS (b) How big
the OS is (c) Can my CPU handle it...or (d) All of the Above.

Benji


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Geico Caveman  
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(1 user)  More options Mar 4 2006, 7:33 pm
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From: Geico Caveman <s...@spam.invalid>
Date: Sat, 04 Mar 2006 19:33:46 -0500
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 7:33 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

linux-...@lycos.com wrote:
> thanks linsux. my lawyer told me that if this was software from a real
> company I could sue and get money. but since its crapware thats written
> by fat hackers working out of their moms basement there is nothing I
> can do.

> anyone who wants to use linsux should do it at they're own risk. this
> crap is no where near ready for the public to use. no wonder its free.
> so is dog shit.

Why can't trolls present their punch lines first and lies later ?

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Peter Jensen  
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(1 user)  More options Mar 4 2006, 7:36 pm
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From: Peter Jensen <use...@pekajemaps.homeip.net>
Date: 05 Mar 2006 00:36:24 GMT
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 7:36 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
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gman1223 wrote:
> are you for real?

Obviously he is not.  He is a troll.  His purpose is to troll.  You have
been trolled.  Personally, I found it moderately amusing.  Almost makes
as much sense as the less extreme bullshit these types usually spout.

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PeKaJe

I can just imagine a cluster of Windows machines.  They'd have to have a team
of MCSE's equipped with roller skates, just to keep pressing reset buttons ...


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linuxman  
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From: "linuxman" <cmm.drivesp...@gmail.com>
Date: 4 Mar 2006 17:31:26 -0800
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 8:31 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

lol  ^^^^^^
        linux-...@lycos.com --> i wish you would just shut the f*** up. Linux
is the most stable os that ever was, and I have never heard of Linux
screwing with cmos settings. And as for linux burning you house down  I
hardly believe it. Winblows is more likely to cause computer failure, I
cant remember a day in which windows didnt do something to piss me off.

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From: "linuxman" <cmm.drivesp...@gmail.com>
Date: 4 Mar 2006 17:32:35 -0800
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 8:32 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

lol  gman1223^^^^^^ - Have them connected to a power panel and you
could just reset that way =)
        linux-...@lycos.com --> i wish you would just shut the f*** up. Linux
is the most stable os that ever was, and I have never heard of Linux
screwing with cmos settings. And as for linux burning you house down  I
hardly believe it. Winblows is more likely to cause computer failure, I
cant remember a day in which windows didnt do something to piss me off.

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amosf © Tim Fairchild  
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 More options Mar 4 2006, 9:20 pm
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From: amosf © Tim Fairchild <usenet@bcs4,e.com>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:20:02 GMT
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 9:20 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
linux-...@lycos.com wrote something like:

> Windows destroyed my computer and killed my dog. I installed it on my PC

and it pissed me off so back from all the crashing and the 20 viruses that
got installed that I smashed the PC with a sledgehammer. I tried to sue MS
but they sent a guy around and shot my dog and said next time it would be
me.

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Lobo  
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(2 users)  More options Mar 4 2006, 9:50 pm
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From: Lobo <n...@here.com>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:50:30 GMT
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 9:50 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
On 4 Mar 2006 13:53:38 -0800, linux-...@lycos.com wrote:

That's nothing. My cat liked to sleep next to my Windows box to keep
warm. Then what we all feared HAPPENED! One of the 100's of thousands
of Window's virii mutated and jumped to my cat. When my cat went out,
it infected the neighbor's cats. And it didn't stop there. You know
how prolific Windows virii can be. The next to be infected were all
the dogs in the neighborhood. Then it jumped to the children. Then to
their parents. It spread so fast that now the whole town has been
infected and is quarantined under Marshall law. Microsoft has been
spending a fortune to keep this quiet. All communication has been cut
off to keep Gate's dirty secret.  MSCE's are here wearing
anti-contamination suits but are not gaining. There have been ominous
reports that they are considering a "low level format" of the ENTIRE
town.

Because I also had a Linux box, I'm able to get this message out. The
local LUG here is busy collecting all the Windows boxes and soaking
them in formaldehyde to remove this mutated virus.

PS. Please send Linux disks so we can finish the job and save the
remaining women and children.


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dtru...@gmail.com  
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From: dtru...@gmail.com
Date: 4 Mar 2006 19:30:11 -0800
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 10:30 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
Ha HA HA ah aHHHHh  ha  LOBO That's frickinn Funny man LOL LOL

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Rex Ballard  
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From: "Rex Ballard" <rex.ball...@gmail.com>
Date: 4 Mar 2006 20:44:44 -0800
Local: Sat, Mar 4 2006 11:44 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

linux-...@lycos.com wrote:
> I installed this distro to see if linux lives up to the hype or not.
> this was a terrible mistake and it ended up costing me my house and all
> my expensive stuff. this linux crap is so bad that calling it linsux is
> being too generus.

WHICH DISTRO!  You start like a typical wintroll - absolutely no
specifics whatsever.
How did you get it?  This whole story sounds like such a load of
nonsense that it has absolutely no credibility at all.

> this free crapware that they can barely give away for free screwed up
> my BIOS and ended up overclocking my CPU.

That's really interesting, since absolutely no version of Linux that I
know of alters the BIOS to overclock the CPU.  YOU might have decided
to overclock the CPU, but it's highly unlikley that Linux was even
capable of setting the BIOS to overclock.

> after setup finished this
> home made hackware needed to download about 50 gigs of security patches
> and upgrades and updates and who knows what sort of uncontrolled home
> made crapware.

Clearly an exaggeration.  Even the largest distribution, with all
available languages installed, takes up less than 6 gigabytes.  But
that one is sold commercially.  You didn't get this one commercially
though, did you?

> so I left my computer on while it downloaded all this
> crap and went out. while I was gone the CPU over heated and started a
> fire. my multi million dollar estate went up in flames.

There is one possible scenario where Linux could have started a fire.
If you had an old 800x600 monitor and you tried to push the resolution
to 1024x768 or better.  This was something that could be manually
configured on old Slackware distributions.  The problem was that the
flyback transformer would overheat and eventually you would see some
sparks and fight.

> thanks linsux. my lawyer told me that if this was software from a real
> company I could sue and get money. but since its crapware thats written
> by fat hackers working out of their moms basement there is nothing I
> can do.

Actually, even if were Microsoft Software, you wouldn't get a dime.
Remember, all software comes with licenses, and nearly all licenses
require that the end user indemnify the publisher against all
liability.  About the only way around it is if you could prove that
there were deliberate sabotage.

Now, if you could name the specific distribution, the specific hardware
used, and as much of the configuration as you can possibly remember,
along with any information about choices you made, you might be able to
recreate your scenario and have an independent evaluator determine
whether this was the actual cause - or if your cat just knocked over a
lamp or if you were just using a cheap extension cord.

> anyone who wants to use linsux should do it at they're own risk. this
> crap is no where near ready for the public to use. no wonder its free.
> so is dog shit.

This is pure nonsense.  You obviously weren't there when the fire
started, so you don't know exactly HOW the fire started.  What was the
cause determined by the fire department.

To begin with, unless you removed the cover to the PC, even if the fan
died and the processor did overheat, it wouldn't cause a fire.  It
would be in a metal case to prevent static interference. Second, unless
you deliberately overclocked the CPU to something like double the rated
capability it still wouldn't run hot enough to actually cause a fire.

Many mondern PCs have power supplies that produce up to 400 watts of
power, that could be well over the 10 amp rating of most inexpensive
extension cords.

You might regret publishing this rediculous claim, it indicates that
you may have defrauded your insurance company.

Rex Ballard


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Chris Wilkinson  
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 More options Mar 5 2006, 1:03 am
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From: Chris Wilkinson <blobs...@SPAMOFF.con>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 16:03:07 +1000
Local: Sun, Mar 5 2006 1:03 am
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
Hi there,

linux-...@lycos.com wrote:
> this free crapware that they can barely give away for free screwed up
> my BIOS and ended up overclocking my CPU. after setup finished this
> home made hackware needed to download about 50 gigs of security patches
> and upgrades and updates and who knows what sort of uncontrolled home
> made crapware. so I left my computer on while it downloaded all this
> crap and went out. while I was gone the CPU over heated and started a
> fire. my multi million dollar estate went up in flames.

Good. That'll teach you to lie thru your teeth...now what was
the real story? Let me guess...you got bored masturbating and
decided that the most useful thing you could do with your life
was to compose a trite piece of crap into cola..is that close?

> thanks linsux. my lawyer told me that if this was software from a real
> company I could sue and get money. but since its crapware thats written
> by fat hackers working out of their moms basement there is nothing I
> can do.

If you were a real person posting a real happening you'd not
sound like the attention-seeking problem child that you are in
reality...

> anyone who wants to use linsux should do it at they're own risk. this
> crap is no where near ready for the public to use. no wonder its free.
> so is dog shit.

Posting puerile trite into here is free too, unfortunately.
Otherwise you'd just have to keep masturbating...

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spi...@freenet.co.uk  
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From: spi...@freenet.co.uk
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 10:12:05 GMT
Local: Sun, Mar 5 2006 5:12 am
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
Geico Caveman <s...@spam.invalid> did eloquently scribble:

> linux-...@lycos.com wrote:

>> thanks linsux. my lawyer told me that if this was software from a real
>> company I could sue and get money. but since its crapware thats written
>> by fat hackers working out of their moms basement there is nothing I
>> can do.

>> anyone who wants to use linsux should do it at they're own risk. this
>> crap is no where near ready for the public to use. no wonder its free.
>> so is dog shit.

> Why can't trolls present their punch lines first and lies later ?

Comic timing
Just as they lack common sense, imagination, basic english writing skills
and style, they also lack comic timing. It was mildly amusing though...

No-one in their right mind would think it was serious though, of course.
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Sinister Midget  
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 More options Mar 5 2006, 9:23 am
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From: Sinister Midget <sinis...@noidshack.com>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 14:23:53 GMT
Local: Sun, Mar 5 2006 9:23 am
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
On 2006-03-05, Rex Ballard <rex.ball...@gmail.com> posted something concerning:

> linux-...@lycos.com wrote:
>> I installed this distro to see if linux lives up to the hype or not.
>> this was a terrible mistake and it ended up costing me my house and all
>> my expensive stuff. this linux crap is so bad that calling it linsux is
>> being too generus.

> WHICH DISTRO!  You start like a typical wintroll - absolutely no
> specifics whatsever.

There's a more glaring clue than not providing specifics:

   linux-...@lycos.com

Anything wasted on the retard is, well, wasted.

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nessuno@wigner.berkeley.e du  
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From: "ness...@wigner.berkeley.edu" <ness...@wigner.berkeley.edu>
Date: 5 Mar 2006 08:42:24 -0800
Local: Sun, Mar 5 2006 11:42 am
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
Rex, 400 watts is less than 4 amps (assuming US 110-120 voltage, it
would be even less at European voltages).  Otherwise I agree with you.

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From: "ness...@wigner.berkeley.edu" <ness...@wigner.berkeley.edu>
Date: 5 Mar 2006 08:51:08 -0800
Local: Sun, Mar 5 2006 11:51 am
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
Anyone remember the case where a woman was in a bus that had a small
accident, and she sued the city because she said the trauma had caused
her to become a nymphmaniac?  At least that's how I remember the story.
  The city had to pay, and the case was infamous as an abuse of the
legal system.  Somehow this story reminds me of that one.  I'm looking
forward to:

"Linux made me a nymphomanicac!!!"

"Linux burned down my house and made me a nymphomaniac!!!"

"Linux burned down my house and made me a devil worshipper and a
nyphomaniac!!!


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Larry Qualig  
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From: "Larry Qualig" <lqua...@uku.co.uk>
Date: 5 Mar 2006 09:46:50 -0800
Local: Sun, Mar 5 2006 12:46 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

Rex.... you're giving this fools post far too seriously and have given
him way too much credit. I doubt that *anyone* here believes a single
sentence of that post.

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Lobo  
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From: Lobo <n...@here.com>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 18:09:01 GMT
Local: Sun, Mar 5 2006 1:09 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
On 4 Mar 2006 19:30:11 -0800, dtru...@gmail.com wrote:

>Ha HA HA ah aHHHHh  ha  LOBO That's frickinn Funny man LOL LOL

Don't laugh. This was not funny. Hundreds of people almost died before
we got it under control.

The MSCE's slunk out of town last night except for the two that
Chester caught. Him and the Colonel were heating up a kettle of tar
and plucking chickens but we told them they can't do that any more.

All the townsfolk went to a town meeting this morning and it was voted
1287 to 1 to make the county a "virus-free environment". So Windows
was banned. Things should be back to normal within a few days. The
kids at the school have volunteered their time. People will be able to
bring their computers (after the LUG guys have disinfected and power
washed the boxes) to the auditorium where the younger, smaller kids
will be installing Linux. The older and bigger kids will then return
and install the boxes in the homes and collect the infected MS install
and hardware disks, as well as all the related manuals for proper
disposal. We are were unable to disinfect these items. We have
contacted Waste Management Systems for a quote for hazardous waste
disposal (preferably in another state).

The largest damage was at Clem's MS Server farm on the outskirts of
town. The only solution here was to dig a trench and bulldoze the
servers into the ground to prevent a resurgence of the infection. We
really didn't like to do this but there is no other choice at present.
That site will be infectious for years to come.

PS   The one vote against banning MS Windows came from some
millionaire who lives in a big, ostentatious mansion on the hill
behind the Church. His mansion burned down and he blamed it on Linux.
He says he is penniless now. Spent his last time on some big city
shyster lawyer firm. Sam, the fire marshal went out to the scene and
discovered the fire was caused by a nest of MS worms that had pupated
in the bios. When they flew away, one of them touched the CPU and it's
wings caught on fire. It then apparently fluttered onto the stack of
install disks next to the computer. Well you 'all know how flammable
those are. We believe all the moths were burned in the ensuing fire.
That sure is a relief. The town folks had a collection and we raised
enough money to buy him a trailer to live in (this shows how good
hearted the townsfolk are even though he was a doofus).

PPS   The tar that Chester and the Colonel heated up didn't go to
waste. Those fine fellows used it to build a couple of speed bumps in
front of the school which we needed.

PPPS   A big heartfelt thank you to all of you that sent Linux disks.
We couldn't have done this without your generosity.

PPPPS   My cat is doing well but it will take a long time before she
trusts going near a computer again.


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Lobo  
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From: Lobo <n...@here.com>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 20:42:56 GMT
Local: Sun, Mar 5 2006 3:42 pm
Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

On Sun, 05 Mar 2006 18:09:01 GMT, Lobo <n...@here.com> wrote:

>PPPPS   My cat is doing well but it will take a long time before she
>trusts going near a computer again.

PPPPPS Here's a picture of her after she came home from the vet
http://dura.cell.free.fr/home/pr0n/shaved_pussy.jpg

Let this be a warning to all. DON'T let your pets get to close to your
Windoze box. Them Windoze virii are extremely virulent and are capable
of mutating at a ferocious rate.


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Rex Ballard  
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From: "Rex Ballard" <rex.ball...@gmail.com>
Date: 5 Mar 2006 17:32:20 -0800
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Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
That's the DC output current.  The input current would be about double.
Add to that the Monitor and any accessories.  That could be enough to
overheat a really cheap extension cord.

I cant help but think that the whole story is made up. But, if I just
called him a liar, he might point me to a URL and google map of a house
that burned down.

There was a remote element of truth, but I wanted to make sure that we
put that to bed too.


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Linønut  
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From: Linønut <linøn...@bone.com>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 19:49:34 -0600
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Subject: Re: linux burned down my house
After takin' a swig o' grog, Lobo belched out this bit o' wisdom:

>>PPPPS   My cat is doing well but it will take a long time before she
>>trusts going near a computer again.

> PPPPPS Here's a picture of her after she came home from the vet
> http://dura.cell.free.fr/home/pr0n/shaved_pussy.jpg

Looks like Garfield, humiliated.

pr0n?  Nah, I prefer files in NROP format.

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A:  Because he can.


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Date: Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:16:02 -0600
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Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

Rex Ballard wrote:
>WHICH DISTRO!

Boy, Rex, that was really a troll worth feeding.

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Gates Danderhoff  
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Date: 6 Mar 2006 23:42:04 -0000
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Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

That's amazing. The same thing happened to me. I'm now living in a
cardboard box.

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From: Nigel Feltham <nigel.felt...@btinternet.com>
Date: Tue, 07 Mar 2006 00:00:07 +0000
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Subject: Re: linux burned down my house

Rex Ballard wrote:
>> so I left my computer on while it downloaded all this
>> crap and went out. while I was gone the CPU over heated and started a
>> fire. my multi million dollar estate went up in flames.

> There is one possible scenario where Linux could have started a fire.
> If you had an old 800x600 monitor and you tried to push the resolution
> to 1024x768 or better.  This was something that could be manually
> configured on old Slackware distributions.  The problem was that the
> flyback transformer would overheat and eventually you would see some
> sparks and fight.

But the monitor would need to be at least 10 years old as all monitors made
since that time have protection and just go into standby at the merest hint
of being overdriven, can't be many of these left in use - especially in a
multimillion dollar estate the OP claims was destroyed.

>> thanks linsux. my lawyer told me that if this was software from a real
>> company I could sue and get money. but since its crapware thats written
>> by fat hackers working out of their moms basement there is nothing I
>> can do.

> Actually, even if were Microsoft Software, you wouldn't get a dime.
> Remember, all software comes with licenses, and nearly all licenses
> require that the end user indemnify the publisher against all
> liability.  About the only way around it is if you could prove that
> there were deliberate sabotage.

Even then you've no chance of winning - don't forget who owns all the
lawyers.

> To begin with, unless you removed the cover to the PC, even if the fan
> died and the processor did overheat, it wouldn't cause a fire.  It
> would be in a metal case to prevent static interference. Second, unless
> you deliberately overclocked the CPU to something like double the rated
> capability it still wouldn't run hot enough to actually cause a fire.

And still no chance of a fire if it's an intel CPU - I know from experience
(from fan failure and incorrectly fitted heatsinks) that when a PIII or P4
starts to overheat it immediataly switches the motherboard into standby and
is left with no permanent damage. Some AMD's will burn though (main reason
I prefer intels for my home PC).

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