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Alan Connor

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Jul 24, 2003, 11:12:18 PM7/24/03
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I wonder why it is that I get more of those microsoft viruses after I
piss you off?

You can go to federal prison for that kind of shit, you little punk.

You know, I've been meaning to learn how to track down inet criminals for a
long time. Have a LONG file with relevant websites in it, and a LONG list of
available free software.

Perhaps I will use YOU to learn this craft.

And when I find you I will print your name, address, and phone number and
record all over the internet, sending it to all of the major ISP's policing
departments, as well as to your local police department, your local paper.
and the FBI. That's how it's done.

For anyone interested in this sort of pursuit, here's a great place to start:

http://www.rahul.net/falk/mailtrack.html


But you better be about tens times as good as you seem to be if you intend
to keep on attempting to harass me.

Last year I took care of a punk like you in Seattle, who was harassing a
friend of mine on the other side of the States.

Maybe he lives near YOUR town? He owes me a BIG one....Maybe you'd like to
see his baseball bat collection?

You don't REALLY think this game has to stay in the cyber arena, do you?
You can't POSSIBLY be that stupid, CAN you?

My last word to you here and I apologize to the group.

If anyone knows who this punk is, please email me.

I think I may put the same request to several other groups, come to think
of it...I have a long list of his fake names and domains and addresses. I
wonder if anyone else has seen them.


Alan


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Sam

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Jul 25, 2003, 12:38:52 AM7/25/03
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Alan Connor writes:

> I wonder why it is that I get more of those microsoft viruses after I
> piss you off?

Because you were dropped on your head, as a child?

> You can go to federal prison for that kind of shit, you little punk.

I was not aware that making fun of blithering fools is a federal crime?

> You know, I've been meaning to learn how to track down inet criminals for a

[ Cue Perry Mason theme in the background ]

> long time. Have a LONG file with relevant websites in it, and a LONG list of
> available free software.

www.becomeaprivatedick.com?

>
> Perhaps I will use YOU to learn this craft.

Watch out! He's got a LOADED DIAPER, and he KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

> And when I find you I will print your name, address, and phone number and
> record all over the internet,

Let's see how long it takes this Sherlock Holmes to get all of that. It
should take, oh, about five seconds for anyone who's been a subscriber to
this newsgroup for over a month.

> sending it to all of the major ISP's policing
> departments, as well as to your local police department, your local paper.
> and the FBI. That's how it's done.

Don't forget the CIA; the Interpol; the IRS; the Recording Industry
Association of America; and the Society For Prevention Of Cruelty To
Animals.

> For anyone interested in this sort of pursuit, here's a great place to start:
>
> http://www.rahul.net/falk/mailtrack.html

You should also check out http://amishrakefight.org/gfy/ as well -- it has
some useful tips for private investigator-wannabees.

> But you better be about tens times as good as you seem to be if you intend
> to keep on attempting to harass me.

Nobody's harassing you. The only pity you. See what dire consequences
improper toilet training can result in, later in life?

> Last year I took care of a punk like you in Seattle, who was harassing a
> friend of mine on the other side of the States.

What did you do? Overpower him with your superior intellect? How the heck
did you manage to pull that off?

> Maybe he lives near YOUR town? He owes me a BIG one....Maybe you'd like to
> see his baseball bat collection?

Maybe I'd like to confirm my suspicion that you're an overweight,
socially-maladjusted seventeen year-old, with a dandruff problem.

> You don't REALLY think this game has to stay in the cyber arena, do you?
> You can't POSSIBLY be that stupid, CAN you?

[ Cue "Mad Max-Beyond Thunderdome" theme ]

> My last word to you here and I apologize to the group.

No need to apologize. It's been a splendid performance.

> If anyone knows who this punk is, please email me.

Unfortunately, you got this sooper-dooper mail filter that's just beyond the
mere portals' capability to figure out.

Darn.

> I think I may put the same request to several other groups, come to think
> of it...I have a long list of his fake names and domains and addresses. I
> wonder if anyone else has seen them.

I've used the same E-mail address for five years now, Sherlock. Your
super-investigative skills need a tune-up.


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