Hy guys, A friend of mine i a proud PERL developer which always keeps making jokes on python's cost.
Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to program in VisualBasic"
This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous aplications.
> Hy guys, > A friend of mine i a proud PERL developer which always keeps making > jokes on python's cost.
> Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets > like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to > program in VisualBasic"
> This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous > aplications.
azrael wrote: > Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets > like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to > program in VisualBasic"
> This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous > aplications.
He's joking. Perl is a dysfunctional language and its users need a strong sense of humor to go on, day after day.
> Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets > like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to > program in VisualBasic"
When I started writing in Python in the nineties there was a lot of tech-media coverage of Perl. Python was always mentioned as a rival to Perl in those articles.
These days Python is mentioned in a lot of tech-articles. Perl is never mentioned as a rival in those articles. Other languages like Ruby are.
Ok I am Python biased, but I don't see anything happen on the Perl front anymore. It has simply gone quiet.
Which big aplications are written in python. I see its development, But i can't come up with a big name. I know that there are a lot of companys using python, but is there anythong big written only in python. I want him to fuck of with his perl once and for all time
> Which big aplications are written in python. I see its development, > But i can't come up with a big name. I know that there are a lot of > companys using python, but is there anythong big written only in > python. I want him to fuck of with his perl once and for all time
On Apr 22, 1:53 pm, azrael <jura.gro...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Which big aplications are written in python. I see its development, > But i can't come up with a big name. I know that there are a lot of > companys using python, but is there anythong big written only in > python. I want him to fuck of with his perl once and for all time
> Hy guys, > A friend of mine i a proud PERL developer which always keeps making > jokes on python's cost.
s/proud/stupid/
> Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets > like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to > program in VisualBasic"
> This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous > aplications.
Don't let cretins hurt you. One of my best friends who is a die-hard Perl addict really loves Python too, and finds this kind of pissing contests more than stupid.
> > Hy guys, > > A friend of mine i a proud PERL developer which always keeps making > > jokes on python's cost.
> > Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets > > like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to > > program in VisualBasic"
> > This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous > > aplications.
On Apr 22, 6:25 am, azrael <jura.gro...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hy guys, > A friend of mine i a proud PERL developer which always keeps making > jokes on python's cost.
> Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets > like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to > program in VisualBasic"
> This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous > aplications.
Let me tell you a little story to let you know how you should act in situations like this. Some of you might have heard it before. Apologies if it's a bit long.
There was once a young man who absolutely loved clowns. He always dreamed of meeting a clown, and laughing at their silly antics, but he lived in a rural small town and never got to see any.
Then one day when the circus came to town. The young man was unbelievably excited, he was finally going to be able to see a clown! He camped out at the ticket booth and was the first in line to get a ticket, because he so loved clowns that he wanted to sit right up front.
The yound man never had a better time in his life, watching all the clowns and their funny tricks. Then a young talented clown came out to work the crowd. He went right up to the young man, who couldn't believe his luck: a clown was doing his act with him!
The clown asked the man, "Are you front end of an ass?"
The young man said, "Um, no."
Then the clown asked the man, "Are you the rear end of an ass?"
The young man, a little confused, said, "No."
Then the clown, with nearly perfect comedic timing, said, "Then you must be no end of an ass!"
The crowd roared with laughter, but the young man was crushed. He couldn't believe that the clowns he adored so much could be so mean.
He went home from the circus utterly distraught and humiliated, and soon fell into a deep depression. He eventually lost his job, then his home. He became a vagrant and spent his days living on the streets.
The years passed by.
One day, the now old man saw that the circus was coming back to town. And not only that, but the same clown who had humiliated him years ago was headlining the circus. It brought back terrible and long- suppressed memories, which he told to a social worker at the homeless shelter he was staying at.
The social worker felt very moved by the old man's story, and told the old man, "You know, maybe you could overcome with your problems if you could face that clown again and give him his comeupance."
The old man was horrified. After the incident he had developed an intense fear of clowns. Yet he somehow felt the social worker was right. "I'd like to do that," he said, "but what if the clown humilates me again?"
"Don't worry," said the social worker, "I have the perfect retort."
So the social worker and the old man bought front row seats to the circus. Within a few minutes, the old man was enjoying himself immensely. It was the best therapy he'd ever had, and the old man felt that after so many years he would finally be able to put his life back together.
Until the final act.
The same clown who had humiliated the old man many years before was now an old veteran on his final tour. The clown went right up to the old man and began to work the same routine.
("Don't worry," whispered the social worker to he old man as the clown approached, "I have perfect retort.")
The clown asked the old man, "Are you front end of an ass?"
The old man said, "No."
Then the clown asked the old man, "Are you the rear end of an ass?"
The old man, positively scared, meekly said, "No."
Then the clown, with utterly perfect comedic timing, said, "Then you must be no end of an ass!"
The crowd roared with laughter. The man was humiliated again. But the social winked at him, indicating that he would soon give the clown the perfect retort. The old man couldn't wait to hear what it was.
Suddenly the social worker stood up and shouted, "Hey clown!"
The crowd hushed, and clown whirled around to look at him.
"F**k you!"
(It makes even more sense when you consider that Perl programmers pretty much are clowns.)
Carl Banks <pavlovevide...@gmail.com> writes: > Let me tell you a little story to let you know how you should act in > situations like this. Some of you might have heard it before. > Apologies if it's a bit long.
I don't know if I've heard it before; it's rather unmemorable.
What lesson is it intended to teach, other than that "Fuck you" is somehow a "retort"? I can't see that improving too many situations.
-- \ "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have | `\ to murder a loved one because they're the devil." -- Emo | _o__) Philips | Ben Finney
azrael wrote: > Which big aplications are written in python. I see its development, > But i can't come up with a big name. I know that there are a lot of > companys using python, but is there anythong big written only in > python. I want him to fuck of with his perl once and for all time
Not really "big" in terms of lines of code, but definitely well-known and widespread: the official BitTorrent client is written in Python (and has been since the beginning I believe).
On Apr 22, 6:25 am, azrael <jura.gro...@gmail.com> wrote:
> A friend of mine i a proud PERL developer which always keeps making > jokes on python's cost. > This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous > aplications.
you could show him what Master Yoda said when he compared Python to Perl
In article <7e595409-be62-4b8c-9819-a14cd363d...@c65g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,
azrael <jura.gro...@gmail.com> wrote: > Which big aplications are written in python. I see its development, > But i can't come up with a big name. I know that there are a lot of > companys using python, but is there anythong big written only in > python. I want him to fuck of with his perl once and for all time
Why are either of you so emotionally attached to the tools you use?
I don't know your friend, but my guess is that he's not interested in a logical argument, so he won't be impressed even if you claim that God himself wrote the Universe in Python. I think he enjoys saying this stuff simply because you react to it. It's pretty sad that he can't find something better to do with his time.
If Python works for you and Perl for your friend, you can each keep using the tool you prefer and be happy about it.
In the meantime you might want to look for some friends that don't find your anger and frustration entertaining.
Ben Finney <bignose+hates-s...@benfinney.id.au> wrote: > Carl Banks <pavlovevide...@gmail.com> writes:
>> Let me tell you a little story to let you know how you should >> act in situations like this. Some of you might have heard it >> before. Apologies if it's a bit long.
> I don't know if I've heard it before; it's rather unmemorable.
> What lesson is it intended to teach, other than that "Fuck you" > is somehow a "retort"? I can't see that improving too many > situations.
I got something like "Don't waste your life worrying about what some damn clown said" out of it.
You don't even need to swear at the clown to make it work.
> >> Let me tell you a little story to let you know how you should > >> act in situations like this. Some of you might have heard it > >> before. Apologies if it's a bit long.
> > I don't know if I've heard it before; it's rather unmemorable.
> > What lesson is it intended to teach, other than that "Fuck you" > > is somehow a "retort"? I can't see that improving too many > > situations.
> I got something like "Don't waste your life worrying about what some > damn clown said" out of it.
> You don't even need to swear at the clown to make it work.
En Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:34:48 -0300, Diez B. Roggisch <de...@nospam.web.de> escribió:
> azrael schrieb: >> A friend of mine i a proud PERL developer which always keeps making >> jokes on python's cost.
>> Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets >> like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to >> program in VisualBasic"
>> This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous >> aplications.
Also, you can enter the Python main site, on the right and very prominently you have a link to many successful stories: http://www.python.org/about/success/
> But the real problem is not your friend - it's you. He hurts you because > you let him. Stop getting mad about that he teases you.
GHUM <haraldarminma...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Which big aplications are written in python. I see its development,
> There are no big applications written in Python.
> Big applications are written in JAVA or COBOL or C# or other legacy > programming systems.
> If you programm in Python, your applications become quite small. Only > frameworks in Python are big.
So the fact that there are no big applications written in Python IS the success story.
-- D'Arcy J.M. Cain <da...@druid.net> | Democracy is three wolves http://www.druid.net/darcy/ | and a sheep voting on +1 416 425 1212 (DoD#0082) (eNTP) | what's for dinner.
On Apr 22, 5:25 am, azrael <jura.gro...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hy guys, > A friend of mine i a proud PERL developer which always keeps making > jokes on python's cost.
> Please give me any arguments to cut him down about his commnets > like :"keep programing i python. maybe, one day, you will be able to > program in VisualBasic"
> This hurts. Please give me informations about realy famous > aplications.
Those would be insulting statements, but only if he wouldn't be a Perl programmer. Everyone knows Perl's best days are long gone. Perl is not a competent language anymore. I bet your friend is a system administrator or something like that, because the only use for Perl is writing quick-and-dirty scripts, and that's something that sysadmins do the whole day.
On the "Python vs. Perl" matter, well, just search "Python Perl" on Google or some other search engine, you'll literally find nothing but pages talking about how Python is better than Perl.
On the other hand, I do admit that there's no other language better than Perl to write a 3-10 line long program. In those cases, the Perl version will not only be smaller than the C version, but even smaller than the Python version. This is mostly due to Perls default variables and "magic" events (like reading a line of a file directly into $_ when you're doing while (<FILE>) {...}, or automatically converting between integer/string or scalar/list depending on the operators and context ).
But a competent developer won't be writing such small scripts, unless, as I said, you're a sysadmin or something like that. Otherwise, there's no reason to use something as ugly and unconventional as Perl.
On 22 Apr, 16:02, Ben Finney <bignose+hates-s...@benfinney.id.au> wrote:
> What lesson is it intended to teach, other than that "Fuck you" is > somehow a "retort"? I can't see that improving too many situations.
It isn't supposed to teach anything: it's a joke! It'd be more relevant (yet somewhat surreal if detached from this particular context) if it ended with the social worker saying...
On Apr 22, 5:50 pm, Jérémy Wagner <jeremy.wag...@laposte.net> wrote:
> Sure. Python is more readable than Perl, though I have found Python > to have a weird behavior regarding this little issue :
> How can you explain that Python doesn't support the ++ opeator, > whereas at the same time it does support the += operator ???
> No python developer I know has been able to answer that.
Because ++ is of limited use and has poor readability?
'x++' vs 'x += 1' saves 3 characters and is less readable.
'my_long_variable += expression' vs 'my_long_variable = my_long_variable + expression' saves a lot of characters and is more readable, because it avoids the duplication of the variable name. When my_long_variable is a more complex term (perhaps my_long_variable[some_long_expression]) it's even better.
Plus you get the useful update-in-place behaviour when the left-hand- side of the += expression is a list.
> Sure. Python is more readable than Perl, though I have found Python > to have a weird behavior regarding this little issue :
> How can you explain that Python doesn't support the ++ opeator, > whereas at the same time it does support the += operator ???
> No python developer I know has been able to answer that.
Because Python doesn't follow the "boxed variables" model. In other languages i++ changes the "value" stored inside the box "i", but the box itself (the variable) is still the same. Python doesn't have boxes, it has names that refer to objects. For all builtin numeric types, i += 1 creates a *new* object with the resulting value and makes the name "i" refer to this new object. i++ would be confusing because it looks like a mutating operation over i, but in fact it would be an assignment.