- for me. Naggum is the long gone London Smog. You can't see through. You can't move forward unless you take extreme precautions. Any long term plan is hampered by not knowing whether you'll be able to carry your next move. He is the tree that hides the forest from your perspective.
- for Lisp Such lengthy and repeated diarrhoeas that Naggum soils c.l.l with just reinforce the impression that, rather than concise and clear thinking minds, unstructured, belligerent, ego centred and immature know-nothing-but-claim-loudly-otherwise (morons in short) constitute the bulk of the Common Lisp community. Not a very flattering association.
- for comp.lang.lisp The very purpose of the comp.lang.* hierarchy is to _share_, not to _exclude_. Yet, Naggum spends most of his active writing time annoying people (to say the least), and then turning many lurkers out. "I don't know whether Lisp is any good, but comp.lang.lisp is just such a content-free zone, filled with Trolls, Naggums, and other have-nothing-better-to-do-in-life" is an actual quote from colleagues at work.
So, if you agree with any of the above remarks, please help. I alone, while determined to answer each and every of Naggum's farts, won't be enough to silence him down. Do whatever you can; write to comp.lang.lisp, write to Naggum, whatever.
Thank you for your attention, Thank you even more for your cooperation.
Jean-François Brouillet <ve...@mac.com> writes: > But first, for who does it matter:
> - for me. > Naggum is the long gone London Smog. > You can't see through. > You can't move forward unless you take extreme precautions. > Any long term plan is hampered by not knowing whether you'll > be able to carry your next move. > He is the tree that hides the forest from your perspective.
Strange; for other people, he is more like a lighthouse --- a help to get /through/ all the fog... So, the problem seems to be on your side, rather.
> - for Lisp > Such lengthy and repeated diarrhoeas that Naggum soils c.l.l > with just reinforce the impression that, rather than concise > and clear thinking minds, unstructured, belligerent, ego centred > and immature know-nothing-but-claim-loudly-otherwise (morons in > short) constitute the bulk of the Common Lisp community.
The bulk? Sounds as if you are talking precisely about yourself here.
> Not a very flattering association.
Indeed.
> - for comp.lang.lisp > The very purpose of the comp.lang.* hierarchy is to _share_, > not to _exclude_. Yet, Naggum spends most of his active writing > time annoying people (to say the least), and then turning many > lurkers out.
As far as I can tell, it is /you/ again who spends all of his time attacking innocent people in an incredibly aggressive and fanatic manner. This newsgroup used to be a very nice place for interesting discussion and information /before/ you arrived and started your stupid crusade against one of its inhabitants.
> "I don't know whether Lisp is any good, but comp.lang.lisp is > just such a content-free zone, filled with Trolls, Naggums, and > other have-nothing-better-to-do-in-life" is an actual quote > from colleagues at work.
I think you are lying here. If they ``don't know whether Lisp is any good'', why did they come to read much of comp.lang.lisp in the first place? Possible, but unlikely. And the only troll regularly posting here is /you/ lately.
> So, if you agree with any of the above remarks, please help. I > alone, while determined to answer each and every of Naggum's > farts, won't be enough to silence him down. Do whatever you > can; write to comp.lang.lisp, write to Naggum, whatever.
I hope more people will take some effort to silence /you/ down.
> Thank you for your attention, > Thank you even more for your cooperation.
Jesus Christ --- sometimes I wonder whether Erik's diagnoses of insanity are a little too quick, but in your case he was obviously right from start.
Get the f*ck outa here. -- Nils Goesche Ask not for whom the <CONTROL-G> tolls.
On 12/1/02 13:18, in article 878zb3g11c....@darkstar.cartan, "Nils Goesche"
<car...@t-online.de> wrote: > Strange; for other people, he is more like a lighthouse --- a
1+
> The bulk? Sounds as if you are talking precisely about yourself > here.
Good contribution.
>> Not a very flattering association.
> Indeed.
Even more deep thoughts.
> This newsgroup used to be a very nice place [...] /before/ you arrived > and started your stupid crusade against one of its inhabitants.
Prove it. You know about Dejanews / Google groups, I'm sure.
>> "I don't know whether Lisp is any good, but comp.lang.lisp is >> just such a content-free zone, filled with Trolls, Naggums, and >> other have-nothing-better-to-do-in-life" is an actual quote >> from colleagues at work.
> I think you are lying here. If they ``don't know whether Lisp is > any good'', why did they come to read much of comp.lang.lisp in > the first place? Possible, but unlikely.
Mind you, there are some people who are curious in life and who try to get informed before making a judgement. Obviously this is your word against mine.
> And the only troll regularly posting here is /you/ lately.
If you were slightly more attentive, you would see that I seldom post, but largely reply.
> I hope more people will take some effort to silence /you/ down.
Like this grandiose effort of yours? How effective. Get a clue! Stop Naggum's rants first, and my replies will /automatically/ vanish. Too simple, perhaps, for you to grasp?
> Jesus Christ --- sometimes I wonder whether Erik's diagnoses of > insanity are a little too quick, but in your case he was > obviously right from start.
Too bad Naggum didn't have to diagnose you. We might have learned a thing or two!
In article <B865FB5B.3C44%ve...@mac.com>, Jean-François Brouillet wrote: > On 12/1/02 13:18, in article 878zb3g11c....@darkstar.cartan, "Nils Goesche" ><car...@t-online.de> wrote:
>> I hope more people will take some effort to silence /you/ down.
> Like this grandiose effort of yours? How effective. Get a clue! > Stop Naggum's rants first, and my replies will /automatically/ > vanish. Too simple, perhaps, for you to grasp?
There is actually a *very* simple solution to all this: If Erik's posts bother you so much, why don't you simply killfile him? That way you can stop his ``rants'' immediately, just as I am stopping yours now:
*PLONK*
Bye, -- Nils Goesche Ask not for whom the <CONTROL-G> tolls.
I can't tell you how much I dislike participating in a newsgroup where an "negative discussions of an individual" becomes a thread topic.
For the last week or so, I've been peering at the newsgroup and not even reading most of the posts because as soon as I see this witchhunt in the subject lines, it puts me off to the whole activity.
I've in the past taken time out to study the negative effects of Erik's posts in detail. As nearly as I can tell, Erik sometimes goes nonlinear and fusses at a few unfortunate souls who could, if they wanted, easily compensate by learning about killfiles, which are important to the working of just about any newsgroup.
I don't like it when Erik gets weird on people, but I also find that he posts at other times with useful stuff, and personally, I just press "D" ("delete") when I see him getting weird on someone. I sometimes send private email to that party saying "Just ignore him being that way" when he does that. A surprising number of times when I've done this, the person has responded saying they didn't mind or telling me they knew about killfiles. So I don't sweat it much.
To be quite honest, and this is JUST my personal opinion which could be very far from the truth, it seems fairly to me that Erik's sometimes behavior is some form of obsessive/compulsive behavior, and not a reasoned behavior. I regard the attempt to talk him out of what he does as the approximate equivalent of trying to ask someone with Tourets syndrome out of using bad language, or trying to convince someone who is anorexic that they are not fat, or trying to convince someone with a different form of OCD that the house really is locked after it's been checked six times. I just don't see the point since by its nature (assuming I am correct about the nature), it is not a matter subject to rational discourse. Moreover, if it is, as I suspect, sometimes involuntary, I'm not even sure it's polite or proper to draw further attention to it. Perhaps he should talk to a psychologist about it; perhaps he already is. It's not really my business, I think. But in my opinion, what he does is manageable on our end and our choice is simply one of whether we as a community can and will do what is needed to survive it.
I've dealt in communities where people had a variety of kinds of ailments and handicaps that were a nuissance, and I've seen communities where people simply shunned such people. The former kind of community is simpler to live in, but I don't feel good about the sacrifices of human capital needed to achieve them. I think the "reasonable" accomodation of occasionally warning newcomers not to engage in certain disputes and to learn how to use killfiles is better tha a .moderated group because a .moderated view imposes a single social norm upon a diverse group of readers with different social values, while a killfile allows the selective imposition of different norms on a per-reader basis.
To be equally honest as I've been about Erik, I feel the suggestion of a .moderated newsgroup is a thinly veiled construction, a "bill of attainder" [*], intended to do nothing more than lock out Erik's posts. I immediately find myself wondering if ANYTHING else that appears here would or should be screened, and I honestly can't think of anything. We've had some people appear here who others consider "flamebait", but I don't always consider this unhealthy. Yes, these people are an occasional nuissance but I would not trust that I was understanding the "pulse of the world" if I was reading a group in which some single individual, even some bright individual, were making the decision about what I did and did not want to see.
And if it is truly just for one individual, then I think it's a lot to ask of any moderator that they read EVERYTHING here on a timely basis just in order to find the few posts of Erik's to remove. I personally think the simpler solution is to impose that burden on the people who perceive a problem in having a simple rule in their head: "see the word in bad word list? press D". I just don't see the problem with that.
I DO see a problem in my having taken the time to contribute to this distraction from posts about Lisp. If it were in my power personally, the posts I would censor would be these anti-Erik posts, not because I agree or disagree with the content as much as because they have been elevated to the level of having their own thread, and therefore take up too much real estate not only in my newsreader but in the visual field of newcomers shopping for something to read. I personally consider people raising negative subject lines to be easily an order of magnitude worse problem than with isolated negative posts because of the level of visibility they have chosen.
However, I will hereby exercise my power to penalize the one poster who has contributed to this escalated scrap that should never have happened in the first place, and that's myself. To avoid the temptation to further engage in this stupid scrap, I plan not to post to comp.lang.lisp until Feb 1, 2002, with an option to extend if the waters here don't look friendly by then. And while I may read the newsgroup in that time, I don't expect it to be a lot, because it turns my stomach to even see this discussion.
So when you are tallying up the "cost to the community" of negativity, please anyone who has been contributing to this discussion, count not only the negative effects of Erik (and indeed there may be some) but the very clear and measurable negative effects of hunting Erik, at least in the form of the temporary loss of MY presence here. (I'm not trying to attach a value judgment to my presence or lack of presence, by the way. Some people will probably be relieved to see me not posting for a while so they can get a word in edgewise. But at least my silence and its direct cause will be on the books so that people on the anti-Erik side can't portray themselves as unambiguously right and virtuous and without casualty of their own.)
I hope to see you all talking Lisp by next month. Would that I could reasonably expect it to be sooner, but no sense holding out foolish hopes. I can be reached by private email on urgent matters of Lisp importance that just can't wait. --Kent
[*] To my informal understanding, a bill of attainder is a law against a person or group, rather than against an action. At least one web page I found quoted Cummings v. Missouri (1867) a saying "A bill of attainder, is a legislative act which inflicts punishment without judicial trial and includes any legislative act which takes away the life, liberty or property of a particular named or easily ascertainable person or group of persons because the legislature thinks them guilty of conduct which deserves punishment."
Disclaimer: All of the above is just my personal opinion, and nothing is offered as any kind of factual assertion. Any personal impression of any individual's or group's behavior is not intended to apply to any larger context than the ongoing discussion, and should not be construed as a recommendation for or against associating with such individuals or groups in any other context. In no case is anything I've said here, even as opinion, a reflection of the official position of any company or organization that I am or have been employed by or affiliated with.
Jean-François Brouillet <ve...@mac.com> writes: > But first, for who does it matter:
> - for me.
You want someone to go away because you personally dislike him. I'm supposed to care?
> - for Lisp
Anyone who would make sweeping generalizations from usenet flamewars is either new to usenet or a lost cause when it comes to rationality.
> - for comp.lang.lisp > The very purpose of the comp.lang.* hierarchy is to _share_, > not to _exclude_.
There's an Irish proverb that's very appropriate here: what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
> Yet, Naggum spends most of his active writing time annoying people > (to say the least),
Just because everything he says annoys *you* doesn't meen that your impressions are objective reality. Let's try an experiment: why don't you stop trolling him, and let's see if the proportion of his posts which are part of flame threads plummets.
> So, if you agree with any of the above remarks, please help. I alone, > while determined to answer each and every of Naggum's farts, won't be > enough to silence him down. Do whatever you can; write to comp.lang.lisp, > write to Naggum, whatever.
I'll point you back to the proverb I mentioned above. I'd translate it into French, but I don't think I can (no word for "gander").
-- /|_ .-----------------------. ,' .\ / | No to Imperialist war | ,--' _,' | Wage class war! | / / `-----------------------' ( -. | | ) | (`-. '--.) `. )----'
Remember that Star Trek episode where Spock I guess figured out the antagonist was feeding off the crew's fear, so McCoy sedated everyone into giggling hysterics?
A lot of folk have figured jfb for just such a beast and have stopped responding, and he is losing steam badly. Kent should should have stood around to enjoy the Star Trek re-run.
Jean-François Brouillet wrote: > But first, for who does it matter:
[etc]
There is absolutely no chance whatever of a campaign like this doing any good.
If you want to improve comp.lang.lisp, write some interesting code or do some interesting research that has *something to do with Lisp*, and post here.
If you want to improve Lisp, write some useful code or document someone else's or give resources to the free or commercial implementation projects.
If you want to improve your own life, put Erik in your kill file and stop being bothered by him.
I have never, *never*, seen the signal-to-noise ratio in a newsgroup be improved by the sort of anti-one-person vituperative crusade you're on right now. It doesn't have a chance.
-- Gareth McCaughan Gareth.McCaug...@pobox.com .sig under construc
Jean-François Brouillet <ve...@mac.com> writes: > So, if you agree with any of the above remarks, please help. I alone, > while determined to answer each and every of Naggum's farts, won't be > enough to silence him down. Do whatever you can; write to comp.lang.lisp, > write to Naggum, whatever.
You're an idiot if you think that responding to Erik, or anyone, is going to ever "silence him down". Since you've started your fuckwit crusade the newsgroup has been inundated by meta-discussion about Erik, and negativity all around.
Don't try and hide behind some reasoned argument about the welfare of the community in some abstract socio-political sense. I can look at it right now, in my newsreader, and in my interaction with CLers at work and on IRC and all over, and see that we benefit from Erik's presence and the biggest pain in our ass right now are the crusaders against him starting negative threads and meta-discussion in c.l.l.
Craig Brozefsky <cr...@red-bean.com> writes: > Jean-François Brouillet <ve...@mac.com> writes: > > So, if you agree with any of the above remarks, please help. I > > alone, while determined to answer each and every of Naggum's > > farts, won't be enough to silence him down. Do whatever you can; > > write to comp.lang.lisp, write to Naggum, whatever. > You're an idiot if you think that responding to Erik, or anyone, is > going to ever "silence him down". Since you've started your fuckwit > crusade the newsgroup has been inundated by meta-discussion about > Erik, and negativity all around. > Don't try and hide behind some reasoned argument about the welfare > of the community in some abstract socio-political sense. I can look > at it right now, in my newsreader, and in my interaction with CLers > at work and on IRC and all over, and see that we benefit from Erik's > presence and the biggest pain in our ass right now are the crusaders > against him starting negative threads and meta-discussion in c.l.l.
Alternatively, the thing that's _bad_ about Erik Naggum is that there seems to be such a large group of _absolute idiots_ that keep tenaciously holding onto their need to bash him in public.
Kent Pitman's comments about "Tourette's" may be relevant; Erik _does_ emit insults that go a fair bit nastier than one would expect to be necessary.
The stupid thing is that those that are hit with such insults have such spectacular need to continue the threads long behond the point at which they should be left dead, dead, dead.
The other pretty conspicuous thing is that those who come as vociferous #Erik critics generally come in completely devoid of technical content.
If Brouillet had actually had any _useful_ technical commentary, it could be argued that to gain him, and lose all "Postings of #Erik" might be of _some_ sort of value. But it's clearly not. All we get is Brouillet flaming at #Erik, which is of distinctly _negative_ value. -- (reverse (concatenate 'string "gro.mca@" "enworbbc")) http://www.ntlug.org/~cbbrowne/lisp.html "Lumping configuration data, security data, kernel tuning parameters, etc. into one monstrous fragile binary data structure is really dumb." - David F. Skoll
For one who claims to be pushing manners, being polite and such stuff, I find it very bad taste that you start such a thread here.
And what do you gain from making this all public in the news group?
Do you need other peoples help to make you feel that your opinions are valid? Or does holding this in public make you feel more important in some way??
It least if you want to hold a flame war with Erik, hold it over email.
On Sat, 12 Jan 2002 12:34:57 +0000, Jean-François Brouillet <ve...@mac.com> wrote:
>So, if you agree with any of the above remarks, please help. I alone, >while determined to answer each and every of Naggum's farts, won't be >enough to silence him down. Do whatever you can; write to comp.lang.lisp, >write to Naggum, whatever.
I'll start by plonking you.
You critize Erik for being a nuisance (which he is), but you're becoming far worse...
In article <3c429414.228819...@nntp.interaccess.com>, Thaddeus L Olczyk wrote: > On Sat, 12 Jan 2002 20:46:36 +0100, "Rene de Visser" > <rene_de_vis...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>It least if you want to hold a flame war with Erik, hold it over email. > Be fair. He tried it and Erik dragged it back to the newsgroup.
Why not be fair to Erik? He did not start this or ask for it. I am personally of the opinion that he would rather not engage in these exchanges at all. They are time that could in all probability be spent with more enjoyment doing something else. But he does for his reasons, as he has a right to do. I think he regards these things as an attack on him and in most cases he is correct. Now when you get into a fight and do not enjoy fighting you want it to end quickly. One of the best way to do that is to escalate the amount of force used quickly to finish it with the least possible amount of time spent on this waste of time. And this is what Erik does when people make personal attacks on him. If you want Erik to be civil then just do not attack him. And to attack him for using bad words when the attacker has no problem saying truly vicious and vile thing to insult and harm people as long as they don't use the bad words( he reserves the right to use the bad words himself but other people can not) for example this is ok under his rules:
The best part of you ran down your mothers legs after the dog pulled out.
See no bad words so it is ok to say this. Now I find this horribly offensive. You have insulted and attacked me and my family viciously. but saying:
fuck off you shit head
is completely unacceptable behavior? Well it is according to our new resident "moral compass". Why is it Erik's fault for not caving in to this moronic shit head, aka Jean-François Brouillet?
For what it's worth, I strongly disagree with the opinion expressed in the topic of this thread. I would certainly like to see Erik change his rhetorical style, but I strongly disagree that he needs to be "educated" or that he should be "silenced." I may disagree with some of the things that Erik says (perhaps even most of the things that he says) but I unequivocally support his right to say them.
* Jean-François Brouillet <ve...@mac.com> | But first, for who does it matter: | | - for me.
Good, you are finally beginning to be afraid of me. You have seen nothing yet. Far better people than you have chosen to attack me like you have, and they have wept themselves to sleep and left the newsgroup. This will happen to you, too. You will be destroyed, unless _you_ start to behave the way you demand of others. It is really quite simple: You behave, nobody needs to react to you. I will, of course, remember you, and may rip you throat out if you ever get close enough, but if you do not do anything, nobody needs to react to you. Do you understand?
| - for Lisp
If you and your ilk walk away, there is no need to respond to psychopaths who want control over other people's behavior.
| - for comp.lang.lisp
Anyone who takes a look at comp.lang.lisp while you have been here, will have seen a _large_ number of articles that also flat out contradicts your psychotic "impression" of what goes on here.
| So, if you agree with any of the above remarks, please help.
What would really help is if people would THINK BEFORE THEY POST, and that includes such insane freaks like yourself.
| I alone, while determined to answer each and every of Naggum's farts, | won't be enough to silence him down.
Precisely, you will _not_ win this. I am glad that you have finally figured this out. You _will_ go down in eternal shame unless _you_ start to behave politely and courteously. It really is this simple.
Here is how you can _actually_ make me behave better: Be polite and courteous for the rest of your life, and start by apologizing to me and to the newsgroup for your behavior. I think by now you need to beg for forgiveness for your evil deeds and promise never to say a harsh word to anyone, _ever_. The next time you blame anyone else for your personality disorders, you agree to seek help from psychiatrists and have yourself committed to a mental institution. The solution is quite simple: Behave.
Learn to take responsibility for your actions, Jean-François Brouillet.
On 13/1/02 13:02, in article 3219915763159...@naggum.net, "Erik Naggum"
<e...@naggum.net> wrote: > * Jean-François Brouillet <ve...@mac.com> > | But first, for who does it matter: > | > | - for me.
> Good, you are finally beginning to be afraid of me.
One sentence, two non-sense. Excellent!
I promised by private email to Mr Pitman that I would not carry on with this thread because I can agree with some of Mr Pitman's reasoning.
This doesn't change anything about how I consider Naggum and his followers, and will be my pleasure (!!not!!) to continue this whole thing by private email.
This my last *public* thing against Naggum until further notice to the contrary.
To all those who were hurt by Naggum, I'm with you and I continue off-site. [If only this could stop too ;-]
To the others Naggum-like: go buy a mirror and stare at your decomposing face.
> So, if you agree with any of the above remarks, please help. I alone, > while determined to answer each and every of Naggum's farts, won't be > enough to silence him down. Do whatever you can; write to comp.lang.lisp, > write to Naggum, whatever.
I have no idea if anyone asked privately you to embark on this crusade, but I have seen no one ask you publically. Well, I am asking you publically to stop. You can not stop Erik or anyone from posting and tripling the noise is not good way to try.
> Thank you for your attention,
The kind of attention you are drawing is a Bad Thing.
> For what it's worth, I strongly disagree with the opinion expressed in the > topic of this thread. I would certainly like to see Erik change his > rhetorical style, but I strongly disagree that he needs to be "educated" > or that he should be "silenced." I may disagree with some of the things > that Erik says (perhaps even most of the things that he says) but I > unequivocally support his right to say them.
> Erann
I'm new to Lisp and to c.l.l. But this is getting to be delicious! Such a delightful __human__ group you guys are! :-))
And you know what? The __worst__ that could happen is to have moderated group.
* "Henry Lebowzki" <h...@uol.com.br> | I'm new to Lisp and to c.l.l. | But this is getting to be delicious! | Such a delightful __human__ group you guys are! :-))
Henry Lebowzki wrote: > I'm new to Lisp and to c.l.l. > But this is getting to be delicious! > Such a delightful __human__ group you guys are! :-))
That is a nice spin on all this e-venom, and I second your emotion. What is superficially anti-social is at bottom an irresistible impulse to find the human being behind a usenet article. The sociopath deals with others without regard to or even awareness of the humanity of those others. In this light no one is more social than the flaming regulars.
This benign view does not extend to the out-of-the-woodwork bozos like jfb who are no more than hooligans looking for the first excuse to bust up a party.
> And you know what? The __worst__ that could happen is to have moderated > group.
agreed. what a concept. moderated is for them's that can't take the heat, not Lispers.
Kenny Tilton <ktil...@nyc.rr.com> writes: > Henry Lebowzki wrote: > > I'm new to Lisp and to c.l.l. > > But this is getting to be delicious! > > Such a delightful __human__ group you guys are! :-))
> That is a nice spin on all this e-venom, and I second your emotion. What > is superficially anti-social is at bottom an irresistible impulse to > find the human being behind a usenet article. The sociopath deals with > others without regard to or even awareness of the humanity of those > others. In this light no one is more social than the flaming regulars.
> This benign view does not extend to the out-of-the-woodwork bozos like > jfb who are no more than hooligans looking for the first excuse to bust > up a party.
> > And you know what? The __worst__ that could happen is to have moderated > > group.
> agreed. what a concept. moderated is for them's that can't take the > heat, not Lispers.
Indeed. Those who can't handle a little flamage shouldn't have anything to do with comp.lang.lisp.
Consider some past famous flamers:
"It's the sort of mail you should wear a welding helmet while reading...." -- Dave Moon
"The wrath of Holloway is nothing compared to the wrath of Moon." -- Fred Drenckhahn
And then consider that Symbolics suggested some severely Machiavellian approaches to dealing with email:
Mail should be at least a mixture of upper and lower case. Devising your own font (Devanagari, pinhead graphics, etc.) and using it in the mail is a good entertainment tactic, as is finding some way to use existing obscure fonts. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % It is considered artful to append many messages on a subject, leaving only the most inflammatory lines from each, and reply to all in one swift blow. The choice of lines to support your argument can make or break your case. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Replying to one's own message is a rarely-exposed technique for switching positions once you have thought about something only after sending mail. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % State opinions in the syntax of fact: "...as well as the bug in LMFS where you have to expunge directories to get rid of files....." -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % If you have nothing to say on a subject, replying with a line such as, "I agree with this." puts you in the TO:'s for all future messages, and establishes you as "one who really cares", if not an actual expert, on the topic at hand. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Inclusion of very old messages from others makes for an impressive show. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % People can be set wondering by loading obscure personal patchable systems, and sending bug reports. Who would not stop and wonder upon seeing "Experimental TD80-TAPE 1.17, MegaDeath 2.5..."? The same for provocatively-named functions and variables in stack traces. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Know the list of "large, chronic problems". If there is any problem with the window system, blame it on the activity system. Any lack of user functionality should be attributed to the lack of a command processor. A suprisingly large number of people will believe that you have thought in depth about the issue to which you are alluding when you do. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Know how to blow any problem up into insolubility. Know how to use the phrase "The new ~A system" to insult its argument, e.g., "I guess this destructuring LET thing is fixed in the new Lisp system", or better yet, PROLOG. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Never hit someone head on, always sideswipe. Never say, "Foo's last patch was brain-damaged", but rather, "While fixing the miscellaneous bugs in 243.xyz [foo's patch], I found...." -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Idiosyncratic indentations, double-spacing, capitalization, etc., while stamps of individuality, leave one an easy target for parody. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Strong language gets results. "The reloader is completely broken in 242" will open a lot more eyes than "The reloader doesn't load files with intermixed spaces, asterisks, and <'s in their names that are bigger than 64K". You can always say the latter in a later paragraph. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Including a destination in the CC list that will cause the recipients' mailer to blow out is a good way to stifle dissent. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % When replying, it is often possible to cleverly edit the original message in such a way as to subtly alter its meaning or tone to your advantage while appearing that you are taking pains to preserve the author's intent. As a bonus, it will seem that your superior intellect is cutting through all the excess verbiage to the very heart of the matter. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Referring to undocumented private communications allows one to claim virtually anything: "we discussed this idea in our working group last year, and concluded that it was totally brain-damaged". -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Points are awarded for getting the last word in. Drawing the conversation out so long that the original message disappears due to being indented off the right hand edge of the screen is one way to do this. Another is to imply that anyone replying further is a hopeless cretin and is wasting everyone's valuable time. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Keeping a secret "Hall Of Flame" file of people's mail indiscretions, or copying messages to private mailing lists for subsequent derision, is good fun and also a worthwhile investment in case you need to blackmail the senders later. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Users should cultivate an ability to make the simplest molehill into a mountain by finding controversial interpretations of innocuous sounding statements that the sender never intended or imagined. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Obversely, a lot of verbal mileage can also be gotten by sending out incomprehensible, cryptic, confusing or unintelligible messages, and then iteratively "correcting" the "mistaken interpretations" in the replys. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Trivialize a user's bug report by pointing out that it was fixed independently long ago in a system that hasn't been released yet. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail % Send messages calling for fonts not available to the recipient(s). This can (in the case of Zmail) totally disable the user's machine and mail system for up to a whole day in some circumstances. -- from the Symbolics Guidelines for Sending Mail
Just for amusement, not particularly flamage related:
TECO Madness: a moment of convenience, a lifetime of regret. -- Dave Moon
TECO Madness: a moment of regret, a lifetime of convenience. -- Kent Pitman -- (reverse (concatenate 'string "gro.mca@" "enworbbc")) http://www.ntlug.org/~cbbrowne/lisp.html Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?