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Tim Bradshaw  
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From: Tim Bradshaw <t...@tfeb.org>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.
While we're on the subject of musical instrument analogies:

        BCPL is a VCS3

        C is a minimoog

        Scheme is a clavichord

        Lisp is a grand piano, currently being used as a stand for...

        Java is some awful home keyboard/organ thing with hundreds of knobs
        and an LCD screen, and 15 midi ports on the back, all made of plastic.
        No one has ever got it out of `demo mode' where it plays really
        irritating tunes endlessly.

        C++ I'm not sure, it's probably one of the polyphonic things
        that Moog made that never worked right.  Or it might be a huge
        modular moog where all the contacts have got really dodgy.  Both of
        these are too nice for it though (I'd like to own both of these...)

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From: Raymond Wiker <Raymond.Wi...@fast.no>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.

Tim Bradshaw <t...@tfeb.org> writes:
>    C++ I'm not sure, it's probably one of the polyphonic things
>    that Moog made that never worked right.  Or it might be a huge
>    modular moog where all the contacts have got really dodgy.  Both of
>    these are too nice for it though (I'd like to own both of these...)

        A 30-ton accordion, perhaps?

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From: Michael Livshin <mlivs...@yahoo.com>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.

Raymond Wiker <Raymond.Wi...@fast.no> writes:
> Tim Bradshaw <t...@tfeb.org> writes:

> >       C++ I'm not sure, it's probably one of the polyphonic things
> >       that Moog made that never worked right.  Or it might be a huge
> >       modular moog where all the contacts have got really dodgy.  Both of
> >       these are too nice for it though (I'd like to own both of these...)

>         A 30-ton accordion, perhaps?

a Mellotron, with all the samples sounding like bagpipes.

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Aaron K . Johnson  
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From: "Aaron K . Johnson" <a...@21stcentury.net>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.
Kent-
        I had a laugh with this one. Like you a had a "Forum
experience". In the end, I looked upon it as a big sales pitch, in which
the benefits are the same as those of listening to Alan Watts tapes, or
reading Zen, and the negatives are being in a weird quasi-cult. I would
never recommend it to anyone!
        Getting to Lisp: I appreciate your desire to be paid. I love money
myself. We live in a capitalist society, after all! But just to reiterate
the ideas of others earlier in this thread. Jochun Schmidt rightly pointed
out that many of the major OSS project DO pay their programmmers. (He
brings up Apache, KDE, and Gnome as examples) I'm sure www.python.org has
employees. There are many non-for profit corporations where people work
with comfortable salaries in the USA today. My question: why have we no
www.FreeCL.org, while we have a www.python.org, a www.scriptics.com,
etc...
        I also want to reiterate what "Patrick W." said earlier; a young
newbie programmer, given the choice of shelling out for Lisp, or going the
route of least pocketbook dent, would do the obvious, and can you blame
them? On a Linux box, you can mess with any language out their for
virtually no cost. Of course, the dominant languages (in terms of overall
use) are those that fit this paradigm. Hence the great popularity of the
Gnu C compiler, Perl/Python/Tcl-Tk/, etc.
        Another thing; if the exponential growth curve of Linux is an
indicator at all (esp. in the Developing world), my bet would be that
regardless of your points about the nature of Capitalism, maybe software
is truly about to enter a paradigm shift. At least I think that its not
impossible. I tend to be an optimist, and think it could go either way,
with my gut leaning towards the new model. It sure has Microsoft worried
about its marketing strategy in South America, for example!
        I look foward to hearing your responses.

Kindest Regards,
Aaron.


 
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Tim Bradshaw  
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From: Tim Bradshaw <t...@tfeb.org>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.

Michael Livshin <mlivs...@yahoo.com> writes:
> >         A 30-ton accordion, perhaps?

> a Mellotron, with all the samples sounding like bagpipes.

Neither of these quite have the feeling of vast, incomprehensible,
complexity to little effect that I was after (I did think of a
mellotron actually: yet another thing I'd like to own, if only for the
sheer madness of the thing).

Incidentally, even though the strings on the grand piano badly need
replacing before one breaks and hurts someone, people are busy
ignoring this and trying to retrofit it with MIDI, and replace the
somewhat battered french polish with a nice coat of polyurethane
varnish.

--tim


 
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From: Will Deakin <w.dea...@pindar.com>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.

Tim wrote:
>...and replace the somewhat battered french polish with a nice
> coat of polyurethane varnish.

*polyurethane*! lime-green non-drip gloss more like...

 
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From: "Aaron K . Johnson" <a...@21stcentury.net>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim

Raffeal-
        The "naggum-mine" is a yet fascinating phenomenon to me. At first,
I thought it was that "something wasn't right in common lisp land", but
now I realize that there are citizens like your self who do care about
the community, and hope that someday, its mental patients will be cleared
off of the streets and put into sanitariums where they belong.

Cheers,
Aaron.


 
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Kaelin Colclasure  
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From: Kaelin Colclasure <kae...@everest.com>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.

> r...@rigden.engr.sgi.com (Rob Warnock) writes:

> > Another analogy: An F-16 makes a *terrible* flight trainer. The controls
> > are extremely "twitchy". It will instantly kill any raw student you put
> > in it! ...and in the process, give the F-16 a *terrible* [and completely
> > undeserved] reputation for being "unsafe". To learn to fly an F-16 safely
> > you must *already* be a very good pilot, and even then must receive special
> > training from a good instructor. But there are things you can do (safely!)
> > with an F-16 you simply *cannot* do with any lesser craft.

Hmmm, there was definitely more to the problems with the early F-16's
than that. At least one USAF Thunderbirds pilot was killed -- and if I
remember right his wing also followed him into the ground. ISTR it
being something about the force feedback or the wiring harness...

But in general I agree with the point you're (both, all) trying to make.

-- Kaelin


 
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From: hakon.alstadh...@oslo.mail.telia.com (Håkon Alstadheim)
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.

Erik Naggum <e...@naggum.net> writes:
> * Håkon Alstadheim
> | Erik evidently believes in behavioural psychology.

>   The strong evidence that I don't must have escaped you.

[Aside: This is on-topic insofar as it deals with how the community in
this news-group is shaped]

You purposely inflict pain on people in order to make them get rid of
their knee-jerk reactions (see Message-ID:
<3184410282846...@naggum.net>). This is behaviourism, is it not?

I don't think behavioural therapy has been clinically tested as a tool
to prod usenet participants into behaving in a specific way, hence my
use of "believe". But, by all means I would not go so far as to say
your technique of inflicting pain means you have abandoned reason. On
the contrary.

If we understand each other, my point would be that I don't think
prolonged therapy sessions should be conducted in a public forum. An
alternative would be to state your reaction to each person who is
retarded/a marketer/perl-programmer/whatever *once* for the benefit of
the *other* participants and then move on. Obviously the retarded
person will be nonplussed/offended but anybody who matches your
criteria for a thinking human being should be able to understand.

If we *dont* understand each other, just forget the previous paragraph
and tell me how i misunderstood your post with Message-ID:
<3184410282846...@naggum.net> instead.

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Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim

Raffael Cavallaro <raff...@mediaone.net> writes:
> I've said it before, and in all seriousness:

> Erik Naggum is the single largest force impeding the more widespread
> use of common lisp.  People come to c.l.l, see the sort of treatment
> that others receive at his hands, and quickly conclude that
> something is not quite right in common lisp land.

That's ridiculous.

No competent engineer would choose a programming language based on the
personality of usenet posters!

I know of at least three very good engineers who find Erik's
information and entertainment value more than offsets his negative
points.

Anyone who disagrees and is smart enough to know how to use a kill
file can easily pretend he doesn't exist.  Anyone who is not smart
enough to use a killfile, but feels smart enough or important enough
to post opinions anyway runs the risk of getting flayed.  

Life on the usenet is harsh.

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Erik Naggum  
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From: Erik Naggum <e...@naggum.net>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.
* Christopher Browne
| Economics is not the "theory of how to exchange financial instruments
| for things;" instead, it represents the "theory of how to allocate
| scarce resources."

  Well, I am employed by a financial news agency and although I am no
  economist and have not studied finance, it is very hard to do a good
  job around very competent people who are and have without knowing most
  of these areas quite intimately after a while, but thanks for the
  brevity of the lecture, anyway.

  I have argued that Free Software and Open Source are _luxuries_.  That
  translates to _surplus_ resources, it's what you do _after_ you have
  successfully allocated scarce resources productively and profitably.
  And I'm not talking about the products, I'm talking about the _time_
  that people put into it.

| The typical thing in the "More-Developed World" is to spend money on
| capital investment so as to save on labour; in India, labour is so
| cheap that capital investment tends to be uneconomical.

  And so, too with Open Source and Free Software.  It is all based on
  very cheap labor compared to the usual cost of labor in the software
  industry.  And everywhere people argue for Open Source, the main
  economic argument, is that empowered users will pick it up and fix
  bugs without incurring costs for some owner.  This is not unlike the
  principle of user-based debugging employed by Microsoft, who also save
  billions of dollars by letting users "adapt" to their bugs instead of
  going the extra mile and fixing them or, better, designing them out.

| Unfortunately, it is all too common for those that collect the license
| fees for "owned software" to be remarkably _irresponsible_.

  That is an entirely separate problem.  I wish people would understand
  this.  Like, I own a bunch of guns, use and keep them safe and secure,
  and follow a bunch of regulations in order to be allowed to keep them
  (and my personal freedom), but there _are_ people out there who are
  remarkably irresponsible when it comes to gun ownership and use.  Some
  people are equally retarded and non-thinking when it comes to gun
  ownership as software ownership: They think the very concept of owning
  a gun means you kill people and rob grocery stores, or _would_ do so
  if you weren't policed 24 hours a day, just ad they think that owning
  software means you screw people out of their license money and act
  irrationally in all ways possible.

  The slightly sick part of this whole thing is that those people who
  express an irrational hatred for gun and software owners probably
  would be very dangerous if they got their hands on a gun or piece of
  essential software.  It's just like the zany morons who argue against
  absolutely abstention from sex, alcohol, drugs, tobacco, etc, all in
  one package deal.  Given access to any such "sin", you can bet your
  ass they will become addicted and destroy themselves with depravity
  and _therefore_ need to keep everybody else away from them too, so as
  not to "fall" to "temptation".  Reasonably smart people don't fall to
  temptation (as if it passively "happens" to people in the first place)
  and thus don't _need_ this crappy "sin" ideology, no matter how easy
  the access is.  Reasonably smart people don't screw their investors or
  their business partners or even their customers just because they can,
  either.  You actually need a criminal mind to do that, something like
  that of Bill Gates and his cohorts and defenders.  But at this point,
  it is not the "sin" that is at fault, it is the criminal mind of
  people who "can't help themselves".  You simply cannot control these
  aspects of _bad_ personality development by regulating the people who
  have had a good personality development, but that will never penetrate
  the skulls of _bad_ people, i.e., politicians and others who want to
  control other people (itself a bad personality trait that is probably
  only controllable by letting good people own guns, but this is a very
  different and off-topic discussion, barring lethal Lisp software :).

  You don't have to agree with pro-gun activists to see that anti-gun
  activists are _also_ mostly completely nuts, or course, but that is
  what happens when people are subjected to too much irrationality and
  are or feel forced into positions they do or would not actually hold
  of their own accord.  I am opposed to Open Source as a solution to the
  kinds of problems that people believe it will solve (namely the much
  touted "software crisis"), but I am very much in favor of _access_ to
  source code, especially for paying clients of expensive software
  systems and students of the art of programming who need to gain
  experience in working with existing code before they start to write
  their own code.

#:Erik
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Erik Naggum  
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Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.
* akjmi...@my-deja.com
| jfrank801,
|       Whoever you are, I couldn't have said it better myself. You have
| provided a heart warming laugh!

  I'm glad he reached your emotions so successfully.  What a genius he
  must be.  It is always such a pleasure to watch competence in action.

#:Erik
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Erik Naggum  
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Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim
* Raffael Cavallaro <raff...@mediaone.net>
| They don't come back, because, after all, there are always scheme,
| Dylan, Smalltalk, and other functional languages, all of which have
| newsgroups where newcomers arent flayed alive.

  So why do you come back so often to repeat the same old shit?

  _I_ think idiots like you who never learn are the problem.

#:Erik
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Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.
* akjmi...@my-deja.com
| Tell me how exactly it was that you became such an enlightened soul?

  Tell me how you came to believe that I am, and maybe you will realize
  that your own ideas about other people are _unfounded_ fantasies.

| It is funny and ironic, nonetheless, that you insist that _I'M_ a
| psychopath!

  Since I don't do that, I really _do_ wonder what your problem is.  The
  fact that you _keep_ confusing your own sick brain's imagination with
  reality is a pretty good indicator of something being seriously wrong,
  but it is a common trait with people who have no control over their
  emotions and therefore believe that what they _feel_ is also reality.
  I make a point out of exposing such people, because they are dangerous.

| Any rational person who has observed your responses would clearly see
| that it is you who have "snapped", and have very little control over
| your emotional responses.

  How would you be able to determine if somebody had acute control over
  their emotoinal _responses_?  Of course you see "very little control"
  -- that's the only thing you can relate to!  What you _observe_, as
  quite distinct from what you _believe you see_, is someone who is
  pushing _your_ buttons and you're out of control in response to that.
  You're swerving all over the place in your responses, with a near
  total lack of focus and accountability to your unfounded "opinions".
  You're fantasizing about me and describing that fantasy as if it were
  real, for crying out loud!  That _is_ insanity, specifically psychosis.

| Although its true that in an moment of boiling rage I had a most
| regrettable dark wish as to your home being engulfed in flames, in
| truth, I'm ashamed that I was affected by your provocations enough to
| stoop to your low level of discourse.  Never more.  I offer my sincere
| apology, regardless of how predictably you will still return a nasty
| future response.

  "It's your fault that I was bad, for which I apologize" doesn't quite
  cut it as an honest apology in my book.  By writing off your personal
  respnsibility for your very own actions, you have transgressed even
  further into amoralism.  Good job!

  It is really quite amazing that you can accuse me of threatening to
  burn people's homes down in the middle of an apology for your own
  actions.  I find this to be very, very indicative of how your brain
  simply does not work at all.  It was _your_ low level of discourse
  that embraced threats of crime and violence and bodily harm, not mine.
  That you are such an incredibly bad person that you think you had the
  right to do this in the first place is _not_ offset by your need to
  blame me for it by _pretending_ against all evidence that you stooped
  bo "[my] low level of discourse".  Talk about being out of control!

| ... it is, I must say, a bit entertaining.

  I thought I said that to you first.  The clown has learned to parrot.

| Oh, and I want to reiterate that I truly regret saying I'd burn your
| house down. You see, I'm not used to being called a "whining dolt" by
| total strangers. Kinda pissed me off a bit.

  Yup, that's just _super_ control over your emotions, but you can start
  on your path to recovery by learning how to quote news articles less.
  That won't leave such a bad impression of your general skill levels.

#:Erik
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From: "Aaron K . Johnson" <a...@21stcentury.net>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.

On 29 Nov 2000, Erik Naggum wrote:

> * akjmi...@my-deja.com
> | Tell me how exactly it was that you became such an enlightened soul?

>   Tell me how you came to believe that I am, and maybe you will realize
>   that your own ideas about other people are _unfounded_ fantasies.

I just, you know, feel you have, like, well, these, like, well, like,
really cool things, to like, say and all. You know, just like really smart
stuff, and well, *gosh*, I don't know, I just, like, wanna be like you.

> | It is funny and ironic, nonetheless, that you insist that _I'M_ a
> | psychopath!

>   Since I don't do that, I really _do_ wonder what your problem is.  The
>   fact that you _keep_ confusing your own sick brain's imagination with
>   reality is a pretty good indicator of something being seriously wrong,
>   but it is a common trait with people who have no control over their
>   emotions and therefore believe that what they _feel_ is also reality.
>   I make a point out of exposing such people, because they are dangerous.

Oh, no, I didn't mean that, Erik; No- I didn't mean to make you think that
I thought, that, you thought, that I thought, that you called me
crazy. 'Cause you clearly didn't. hey, can I pour you a glass of OJ?

> | Any rational person who has observed your responses would clearly see
> | that it is you who have "snapped", and have very little control over
> | your emotional responses.

>   How would you be able to determine if somebody had acute control over
>   their emotoinal _responses_?  Of course you see "very little control"
>   -- that's the only thing you can relate to!  

emotoinal responses? you're getting to heated up to type, señor.

>   You're fantasizing about me and describing that fantasy as if it were
>   real, for crying out loud!  That _is_ insanity, specifically psychosis.

Oh yes, Erik, you and I; I've been having these fantasies.....I don't know
what to do but pour my heart out in a love letter. I'm *PSYCHO* about you,
Erik, hunk, stud, man of my dreams.

> | Although its true that in an moment of boiling rage I had a most
> | regrettable dark wish as to your home being engulfed in flames, in
> | truth, I'm ashamed that I was affected by your provocations enough to
> | stoop to your low level of discourse.  Never more.  I offer my sincere
> | apology, regardless of how predictably you will still return a nasty
> | future response.

>   "It's your fault that I was bad, for which I apologize" doesn't quite
>   cut it as an honest apology in my book.  By writing off your personal
>   respnsibility for your very own actions, you have transgressed even
>   further into amoralism.  Good job!

Boy, you know, you're so right, Erik. Thanks for the tip on morality. I
couldn't believe I didn't see you for the wise soul you truly are. C'mere,
man, gimme a hug, let's just have a good cry, ok?

> | ... it is, I must say, a bit entertaining.

>   I thought I said that to you first.  The clown has learned to parrot.

The clown has learned to parrot. The clown has learned to parrot. Polly
want a cracker.

> | Oh, and I want to reiterate that I truly regret saying I'd burn your
> | house down. You see, I'm not used to being called a "whining dolt" by
> | total strangers. Kinda pissed me off a bit.

>   Yup, that's just _super_ control over your emotions, but you can start
>   on your path to recovery by learning how to quote news articles less.
>   That won't leave such a bad impression of your general skill levels.

Oh, please Erik, hurt me some more !!!!! Oh insult me again !!!!!! Oh how
I love it, just like the little lizard in my head tells me. He's blue and
has a collar. his name is naggum. I named him after you, my favorite
lisper. He's mean and he bite sometimes, but really he just wants to make
people feel better......Oh, wait a sec, there's a call coming in from
Alpha Centauri 2 on my sub-space-mental channel.....I'm slipping into the
vacuum-cosmic-void...........

BTW,Does your head ever feel like a bag of moist cranberries at a remote
french outpost?


 
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Frank Goenninger  
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From: Frank Goenninger <frank_goennin...@hp.com>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.
Hi there-

I just scanned the article mentioned by Marc below:

Marc Battyani wrote:

> Hum, if I use his grid with the correct values for Lisp, guess who wins ;-)
> Here is a better article on the same topic from Peter Norvig :
> http://www.norvig.com/python-lisp.html

> Marc

Peter Norvig states:
"... and (3) Python isn't called "Java", which is a requirement in its
own right for some of my audience."

Why not call CL just JavaNG (/NextGeneration/)?

But seriously: Java has all the publicity it needs. Why? I think,
despite the controverse discussion of the value of free/open software,
_just the simplicity of Java is it what makes it so popular AND the free
availability of ONE Java_!

Java is simple. It is the class of language most people get taught in
school somehow. It is the _Internet_ language. It all was said already
but I really think the intended simplicity of Java is the reason for
success. Take two hours time for learning and you have a full /GUI/
running! It is not important to have an application of value - nowadays
it's the sexy GUI that counts. As I am in the consulting business having
implemented numerous projects for clients world-wide this is common
sense - as experience clearly tells me.

How could the LC (Lisp Community - is there really one? Java _has_ one!)
learn from Java's success? What to change? With what objectives? By what
means?

That's the sort of things we all should think of IMO.

Your feedback? Thanks.

Regards

#:frgo

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From: Michael Hudson <mw...@cam.ac.uk>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.

Tim Bradshaw <t...@tfeb.org> writes:
> Michael Livshin <mlivs...@yahoo.com> writes:

> > >         A 30-ton accordion, perhaps?

> > a Mellotron, with all the samples sounding like bagpipes.

> Neither of these quite have the feeling of vast, incomprehensible,
> complexity to little effect that I was after (I did think of a
> mellotron actually: yet another thing I'd like to own, if only for the
> sheer madness of the thing).

Which Pratchett book is it with Bloody Stupid Johnson's organ in it?
That has something of the right air about it.  (My C++ hatred seems to
be slightly in abeyance - probably because I haven't written any for a
while...).

Cheers,
M.

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Discussion subject changed to "the naggum-mine claims another victim" by Lieven Marchand
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From: Lieven Marchand <m...@bewoner.dma.be>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim

Raffael Cavallaro <raff...@mediaone.net> writes:
> I've said it before, and in all seriousness:

> Erik Naggum is the single largest force impeding the more widespread use
> of common lisp. People come to c.l.l, see the sort of treatment that
> others receive at his hands, and quickly conclude that something is not
> quite right in common lisp land. They don't come back, because, after
> all, there are always scheme, Dylan, Smalltalk, and other functional
> languages, all of which have newsgroups where newcomers arent flayed
> alive.

If you mean this in any serious way at all, investigate the use of
killfiles. You give Erik way too much importance.

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From: Barry Margolin <bar...@genuity.net>
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Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim
In article <m3puje4tmd....@localhost.localdomain>,
Lieven Marchand  <m...@bewoner.dma.be> wrote:

>Raffael Cavallaro <raff...@mediaone.net> writes:

>> I've said it before, and in all seriousness:

>> Erik Naggum is the single largest force impeding the more widespread use
>> of common lisp. People come to c.l.l, see the sort of treatment that
>> others receive at his hands, and quickly conclude that something is not
>> quite right in common lisp land. They don't come back, because, after
>> all, there are always scheme, Dylan, Smalltalk, and other functional
>> languages, all of which have newsgroups where newcomers arent flayed
>> alive.

>If you mean this in any serious way at all, investigate the use of
>killfiles. You give Erik way too much importance.

How does that help?  The newbie that Raffael is talking about has no way of
knowing that they should have killfiled Erik.  And if all the rest of us
killfile him, then how will we inform the newbie if we don't see his
message?

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Discussion subject changed to "the economics of software support (slightly off-topic)" by Erik Naggum
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Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: the economics of software support (slightly off-topic)
* Jochen Schmidt <j...@dataheaven.de>
| What I missed from start of this FS/OS discussion is the fact, that it
| neither is so that Free Software/Open Software is gratis nor that
| FS/OS programmers didn`t get paid for their work.  Thats nonsense -
| the core programmers of the major FS/OS Software get all paid for
| their work. (Apache, Postgres,  KDE...)

  I, too, have been paid for work I have done on top of a body of work
  that I had donated to the SGML community.  After all was said and
  done, I got about 6 dollars an hour for the work I put into the SGML
  community over six years, even though I was paid _very_ well by all
  standards for the work I _did_ get specifically paid for.  If I had
  worked with SGML for another decade, maybe I would not have regretted
  the first five years and the sad unwillingness to pay someone who had
  previously given away his work which several other contributors had
  suffered, too, forcing them to choose between donations and paid work.
  (However, I quit working with SGML for entirely different reasons: I
  discovered that it is self-defeating and contradicts its own purposes
  and premises.  That didn't _help_ the regret, but most people in the
  Open Source and/or Free Software world aren't quite as "unlucky" with
  what they believe in and invest in.)

  If you count the countless hours of work that precedes getting paid as
  an investment on which you should expect a reasonable yield, and I
  think you should, the amounts of money that are being paid to support
  and maintain successful Open Source projects is almost negligible.

  And of course people are paid _after_ something becomes a success.
  Some of the time, people are paid by employers who don't know what
  their people are doing, but some employers are also positive to such
  work because they need the results, anyway.  Some of the time, people
  are able to use equipment and resources for free that they could never
  afford to purchase on their own, including Internet connectivity --
  the very _backbone_ of shared code development.

  Today's situation is quite a bit different from how things started for
  the things we know about, but not much so for new projects.  I don't
  think it is very productive to judge Open Source based solely on what
  we have seen succeed after many, many years.  Lots of projects have
  never taken off, have lost their community support and programmers,
  have never inspired enough programmers to get really going, etc.  When
  people are paid, they don't need the same kind of continuous rewards
  that they would need if they aren't.  This seriously affects how Open
  Source projects get on their way.  How they act when they get large
  enough to sustain themselves is not very important to understand, but
  how they grow from nothing to that large is.  That cannot be seen by
  looking at the most successful projects.

#:Erik
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    Let Texas secede from the Union and elect George W. Bush their
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From: Erik Naggum <e...@naggum.net>
Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim
* "Aaron K . Johnson" <a...@21stcentury.net>
| The "naggum-mine" is a yet fascinating phenomenon to me. At first, I
| thought it was that "something wasn't right in common lisp land", but
| now I realize that there are citizens like your self who do care about
| the community, and hope that someday, its mental patients will be
| cleared off of the streets and put into sanitariums where they belong.

  That's the idea.  You just do not understand your own position, yet.

#:Erik
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Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim
* Lieven Marchand <m...@bewoner.dma.be>
| You give Erik way too much importance.

  Not quite true.  People like Raffael give _people_ in general way too
  much importance, failing to understand the role of people.  That's how
  it is possible for him to make the _kind_ of idiotic argument he makes
  in the first place.  It is people like that him who scare _technical_
  people off, like stalkers and unwanted sexual advances from people who
  don't know when to keep their _personal_ "interests" to themselves.
  To Raffael, this _is_ deeply personal.  He does not understand that
  there is _nothing_ personal in what I do.  He never will, either.
  This Aaron jerk is bordering on a becoming a lost case because he,
  too, believes that this is personal, and fails to understand that his
  _person_ has nothing whatsoever to do with this, only his choices and
  his actions, which he has shown us that he is unlikely to change, just
  like Raffael is unlikely ever to change his, and therefore will never
  see a different reaction to his choices and actions, either.

#:Erik
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Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.
* Håkon Alstadheim
| You purposely inflict pain on people in order to make them get rid of
| their knee-jerk reactions (see Message-ID:
| <3184410282846...@naggum.net>). This is behaviourism, is it not?

  If you add about a million other bogus things, you might end up with
  behaviourism.  If you don't, you don't end up with behaviourism.

  I have not added the million other things.  You seem to think you have
  the right to ignore that they need to be added.  That's just idiotic.

| If we *dont* understand each other, just forget the previous paragraph
| and tell me how i misunderstood your post with Message-ID:
| <3184410282846...@naggum.net> instead.

  I should tell you how you misunderstood something you don't give any
  clue to how you understood!?  What's wrong with your thinking ability?

#:Erik
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Date: 2000/11/29
Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim

>   Not quite true.  People like Raffael give _people_ in general way too
>   much importance, failing to understand the role of people.  That's how
>   it is possible for him to make the _kind_ of idiotic argument he makes
>   in the first place.  It is people like that him who scare _technical_
>   people off, like stalkers and unwanted sexual advances from people who
>   don't know when to keep their _personal_ "interests" to themselves.
>   To Raffael, this _is_ deeply personal.  He does not understand that
>   there is _nothing_ personal in what I do.  He never will, either.
>   This Aaron jerk is bordering on a becoming a lost case because he,
>   too, believes that this is personal, and fails to understand that his
>   _person_ has nothing whatsoever to do with this, only his choices and
>   his actions, which he has shown us that he is unlikely to change, just
>   like Raffael is unlikely ever to change his, and therefore will never
>   see a different reaction to his choices and actions, either.

This is sort of like watching a force of nature at work.  Immutable,
inexorable and unforgiving.  If I tried to abuse people so thoroughly
and simultaneously on so many fronts, I think I would burst an artery.

I too find following these threads is sometimes a quilty pleasure, but
killfiles aren't the best solution because Erik often has very
pertinent and useful things to say.  I guess the best approach is to
just post <carefully> and be prepared to shut up regardless of the
flogging.

Gregm


 
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Discussion subject changed to "What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc." by Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
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From: Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen <la...@gnus.org>
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 00:52:28 GMT
Local: Wed, Nov 29 2000 7:52 pm
Subject: Re: What Lisp needs to beat Java, etc.
Kent M Pitman <pit...@world.std.com> writes:

> I bet if they're honest a lot of contributors of free software have
> at some later point in their life looked back and wished they could
> have even just a decent day's pay, if not a percentage, from the
> riches they see others getting off their contributions.

And those of us who look back on the work we've done for the community
without regret are dishonest?

> I might be wrong, and I'm inclined to think that on that basis, it might
> be best for some people who believe differently to go ahead and chase their
> dream, but I don't want to be told that my personal opposition to the notion
> is, for myself, a wrong choice any more than they want to be told their
> choices are wrong.  Choices should be made with one's eyes open, though, and
> no one should assume I'm going to respect them more for having given away
> value.  I'm not.  I'm going to respect them more if they build something
> important for the world, by whatever means.  But whether they got paid for
> it or not is not going to affect that respect.  So they shouldn't feel guilty
> about getting paid, and they shouldn't give me grief if I want to get paid.

So people who are doing free software are dreamers who have their eyes
closed.  I don't think so.  I think free software is a result of the
impulse most people feel towards helping other people.  Heaven knows,
without having all that free software to fiddle around with back in my
student days, I would probably not be much of a programmer at all
today.

I'm really grateful towards those who have enabled me to become what I
am.  Most of those people (in the software arena) are people within
the free software community.  And nobody has *ever* given me any grief
for holding down a paying job, so I can't help thinking that you're
setting fire to a personal straw man here.

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