hillary's files
Ron Ford
least-stimulating thing a person does on a computer. I have collected the
images from usenet concerning the junior senator from new york and placed
them in a file. I would like to rename them en masse.
Part of this I can do in perl, part in fortran. Somehow it's got to add
together to a solution. This is going to be a long post, so I'll leave out
the perl part. For the fortran part we look to a little prog from Elliot
Chandler:
implicit none
integer i1,i2
character*33 s1
character*12 s2
do i1=1,2
write(s1,100) i1 ! non-fatal error if exists
100 format('C:\Research\lifecycle\results',i3.3,'\')
call system('md ' // s1)
do i2=1,3
write(s2,200) i2
200 format('output',i2.2,'.out')
open(10,file=s1 // s2)
write(10,*) 'I am newer file ' // s1 // s2
close(10)
end do
end do
end
So, one does an internal write for the path. I have placed all the files
in \Research\lifecycle\results1\ You can see by the filenames that she's
been called robber, thief, and murderer in technicolor. I want to preserve
this legacy for those who doubt that this Repug smear machine didn't exist,
and in a form like hillary1.jpg ... hillary37.gif ... hillary208.jpg,
where each file begins with hillary, then the next integer, then the
correct filetype.
The filenames might present a challenge to fortran:
Volume in drive C has no label.
Volume Serial Number is 2806-8169
Directory of C:\Research\lifecycle\results001
05/07/2008 10:29 PM <DIR> .
05/07/2008 10:29 PM <DIR> ..
03/05/2008 06:17 PM 62,979 (!!_hile hillary).jpg
04/29/2008 07:59 PM 116,560 102079.jpg
04/29/2008 08:00 PM 59,727 119357.jpg
04/29/2008 08:01 PM 68,682 121312.jpg
03/25/2008 06:43 PM 170,146 12182007.jpg
04/29/2008 08:15 PM 101,363 123040.jpg
04/29/2008 08:03 PM 73,513 123594.jpg
04/29/2008 08:15 PM 61,054 123754.jpg
04/29/2008 08:04 PM 77,968 123830.jpg
04/29/2008 08:04 PM 56,712 123834.gif
04/29/2008 08:05 PM 115,905 123839.jpg
04/29/2008 08:05 PM 62,579 123841.jpg
04/29/2008 08:01 PM 60,972 123852.jpg
04/29/2008 08:05 PM 56,541 123854.jpg
04/29/2008 08:16 PM 57,710 125130.jpg
04/29/2008 08:16 PM 66,470 126177.jpg
04/29/2008 08:18 PM 74,258 127163.jpg
04/29/2008 08:27 PM 110,455 129082.jpg
04/29/2008 08:18 PM 142,043 130154.jpg
04/29/2008 08:16 PM 56,422 130221.jpg
04/29/2008 08:19 PM 82,115 130291.jpg
04/29/2008 08:20 PM 196,292 130616.gif
04/29/2008 08:21 PM 71,089 131559.jpg
04/29/2008 08:21 PM 77,230 131960.jpg
04/29/2008 08:22 PM 135,738 132221.jpg
04/29/2008 08:22 PM 63,028 132448.jpg
04/29/2008 08:23 PM 68,453 132653.jpg
04/29/2008 08:23 PM 107,641 132669.jpg
04/29/2008 08:24 PM 162,983 133362.jpg
04/29/2008 08:24 PM 56,874 133378.jpg
04/29/2008 08:25 PM 64,023 133382.jpg
04/29/2008 08:25 PM 87,542 133583.jpg
04/29/2008 08:25 PM 67,955 134074.jpg
04/29/2008 08:26 PM 92,917 134200.jpg
04/29/2008 08:26 PM 60,459 134286.jpg
04/29/2008 09:20 PM 168,298 134356.jpg
04/29/2008 09:20 PM 104,585 134388.jpg
04/29/2008 08:26 PM 73,016 134534.jpg
04/29/2008 08:27 PM 87,326 134685.jpg
04/29/2008 09:21 PM 64,503 134868.gif
04/29/2008 09:21 PM 131,014 134920.jpg
04/29/2008 09:21 PM 57,029 134922.jpg
04/29/2008 09:24 PM 106,506 135021.jpg
04/29/2008 10:11 PM 134,332 135034.jpg
04/29/2008 10:57 PM 89,235 135101.jpg
04/29/2008 10:58 PM 130,977 135102.jpg
04/29/2008 10:58 PM 135,148 135104.jpg
04/29/2008 10:59 PM 54,809 135222.jpg
04/29/2008 10:59 PM 62,531 135305.jpg
04/29/2008 11:00 PM 77,125 135311.jpg
04/29/2008 11:00 PM 111,992 135494.jpg
04/29/2008 11:01 PM 58,385 135653.jpg
04/29/2008 11:01 PM 100,781 135655.jpg
04/29/2008 11:01 PM 58,091 135724.jpg
04/29/2008 11:02 PM 58,813 135969.jpg
04/29/2008 11:03 PM 67,959 135972.gif
04/29/2008 11:03 PM 56,771 135975.gif
04/29/2008 11:03 PM 91,040 136026.jpg
04/29/2008 11:04 PM 111,411 136027.jpg
04/29/2008 11:04 PM 61,728 136237.gif
04/29/2008 11:05 PM 147,249 136240.jpg
04/29/2008 11:05 PM 66,178 136307.jpg
04/29/2008 11:06 PM 64,655 136315.gif
04/29/2008 11:06 PM 93,559 136316.jpg
04/29/2008 11:06 PM 65,680 136519.jpg
04/29/2008 11:07 PM 70,422 136523.jpg
04/29/2008 11:08 PM 55,868 136527.gif
04/29/2008 11:08 PM 82,226 136547.jpg
04/29/2008 11:09 PM 79,343 136562.jpg
04/29/2008 11:10 PM 79,462 136581.jpg
04/29/2008 11:10 PM 142,636 136589.jpg
04/29/2008 11:11 PM 110,275 136806.jpg
04/29/2008 11:11 PM 132,545 136808.jpg
04/30/2008 04:52 AM 54,139 136885.jpg
04/29/2008 11:12 PM 78,765 136893.jpg
04/30/2008 03:47 PM 100,520 136898.jpg
04/30/2008 04:53 AM 48,854 137048.jpg
04/29/2008 11:13 PM 80,111 137138.jpg
04/29/2008 11:13 PM 105,122 137141.jpg
03/02/2008 06:23 PM 87,227 1a copy.jpg
03/26/2008 11:38 PM 64,936 1bosn009.jpg
03/13/2008 03:54 AM 90,381 2209_134.jpg
04/29/2008 07:54 PM 98,034 3184.jpg
04/29/2008 07:55 PM 55,786 3287.jpg
04/09/2008 04:20 AM 72,981 61341_912.jpg
04/29/2008 07:57 PM 192,056 6165.jpg
04/29/2008 07:56 PM 83,067 7066.jpg
03/02/2008 10:44 PM 75,102 ain't nuthin but a hound dog.jpg
03/05/2008 02:14 AM 18,416 ass_kicked.jpg
03/03/2008 11:26 AM 65,300 billshowshillary.jpg
03/25/2008 05:04 PM 61,825 bright ideas and the result.jpg
03/02/2008 07:06 PM 70,293 call her sniffles the clown.jpg
03/03/2008 10:30 AM 120,675 clinton-of-the-damned.jpg
04/09/2008 06:59 AM 67,669 clinton0018.jpg
04/29/2008 05:34 PM 54,691 clinton0023.gif
04/29/2008 05:35 PM 56,297 clinton0024.jpg
04/29/2008 05:35 PM 69,020 clinton0025.jpg
04/29/2008 05:36 PM 78,874 clinton0027.jpg
04/09/2008 06:47 AM 56,811 clinton003.jpg
04/09/2008 06:48 AM 59,070 clinton0035.gif
04/09/2008 06:58 AM 54,362 clinton0037.gif
04/09/2008 06:48 AM 54,148 clinton008.gif
04/09/2008 06:48 AM 60,437 clinton009.jpg
03/03/2008 12:04 AM 78,256 clinton_crossword.jpg
03/03/2008 12:09 AM 64,287 clinton_forrest_hump.jpg
03/03/2008 12:09 AM 61,519 clinton_invitation.jpg
03/03/2008 12:02 AM 49,399 clinton_machine.jpg
03/03/2008 12:05 AM 48,850 clinton_portrait_monica.jpg
03/13/2008 04:05 AM 82,605 closer.jpg
03/11/2008 08:56 PM 63,386 danger.jpg
03/03/2008 11:43 AM 68,111 dumb bitch blew it3.jpg
04/09/2008 03:22 AM 73,648 heroic hillary.gif
03/25/2008 05:08 PM 55,349 hiljail.jpg
03/05/2008 06:24 PM 58,062 hill heil.jpg
04/09/2008 03:48 AM 62,979 hill heil1.jpg
04/29/2008 06:07 AM 49,074 hill wicked witch.jpg
04/29/2008 06:07 AM 104,202 hill witch.jpg
03/02/2008 08:25 AM 73,999 hill's black eye.gif
03/02/2008 01:44 AM 92,105 hillary experience.jpg
03/02/2008 05:53 PM 127,770 hillary forked tongue animated.gif
04/09/2008 03:01 AM 50,911 hillary heroism under fire.jpg
03/02/2008 02:09 AM 135,193 hillary hints.jpg
03/02/2008 05:43 PM 68,095 hillary plan.jpg
04/09/2008 06:19 AM 58,205 hillary the uniter.gif
03/11/2008 08:59 PM 48,444 hillary vs obama.jpg
03/02/2008 06:02 PM 60,949 hillary youth corps.jpg
03/02/2008 07:00 PM 95,882 hillary's last day.gif
03/02/2008 01:27 AM 168,301 hillary's perspective.jpg
03/03/2008 10:31 AM 112,058 hillary-clinton-total-recal2l.jpg
05/01/2008 06:04 PM 75,827 hillary-rocky-clinton.jpg
04/09/2008 06:20 AM 79,362 hillary-s-purple-heart.jpg
03/05/2008 02:06 AM 49,840 hillaryacts.jpg
04/09/2008 03:46 AM 79,834 hillaryimage14.jpg
03/25/2008 06:36 PM 112,318 hillaryobama.jpg
03/01/2008 11:18 PM 103,631 hillaryobamahollywood.png
03/03/2008 12:06 AM 63,529 hillary_collage.jpg
03/03/2008 12:03 AM 57,360 hillary_courts_youth_vote.jpg
03/02/2008 03:18 AM 50,772 hillary_eyes_dollar_300.gif
05/01/2008 05:07 PM 46,137 hillary_gun_hunter.jpg
03/02/2008 06:02 PM 45,582 hillary_medals.jpg
03/02/2008 08:57 AM 48,303 hillary_planting.jpg
03/02/2008 08:05 AM 54,457 hillary_rambabe.jpg
03/03/2008 12:03 AM 51,111 hillary_upcoming_primaries.gif
04/09/2008 03:01 AM 45,767 hillary_wac_wwii.jpg
03/03/2008 12:06 AM 49,074 hillary_wicked_witch.jpg
03/02/2008 08:09 AM 67,915 hillbilly.jpg
04/09/2008 05:03 AM 54,093 hill_raiser.jpg
04/09/2008 03:30 AM 49,911 hs6clipimage_47ed6d81.jpg
03/02/2008 06:59 PM 48,834 image0092.jpg
03/02/2008 06:59 PM 54,121 image0111.jpg
03/26/2008 04:19 AM 51,692 kiss me you fool.jpg
03/26/2008 10:34 PM 47,041 maybe it was just a bee.gif
03/03/2008 12:03 AM 49,453 money problems.jpg
05/07/2008 02:32 AM 46,138 payoff.jpg
03/01/2008 11:19 PM 85,255 progressive governance.jpg
03/01/2008 11:19 PM 64,075 progressives know what's best.jpg
03/02/2008 01:59 AM 131,918 riddle.jpg
04/29/2008 06:16 AM 78,575 robbin' batman.jpg
03/02/2008 06:14 AM 45,911 robocunt.gif
03/03/2008 12:04 AM 55,613 rwc again.jpg
03/26/2008 04:49 AM 47,927 santas_hillary_obama.jpg
03/26/2008 04:15 AM 67,516 scary party.jpg
03/02/2008 07:46 AM 72,881 scary.jpg
03/03/2008 12:06 AM 52,851 she wears the pants.jpg
03/02/2008 01:40 AM 66,514 so brave hillary.gif
03/11/2008 03:39 AM 82,465
supremacy-demotivational-poster--37484.jpg
05/01/2008 05:05 PM 53,129 survivor.jpg
03/02/2008 02:10 AM 79,139 tears of a clown.gif
05/07/2008 10:29 PM 0 text42.txt
03/02/2008 05:45 PM 100,885 thecommunistparty.jpg
03/05/2008 01:54 AM 115,808 vanderbilt_cmdrnchf.jpg
03/02/2008 11:30 PM 100,132 watch your back hilly.gif
03/26/2008 04:33 AM 50,872 white guilt water walker.gif
03/05/2008 02:13 AM 76,671 who's your daddy.gif
03/02/2008 11:10 PM 47,078 witch way bill.jpg
175 File(s) 13,693,826 bytes
2 Dir(s) 75,756,219,904 bytes free
So how do I get this thing done?
--
Ron Ford
"If the Clintons didn't murder Ron Brown, is Bosnia dangerous?"
Me
> I'm in the process of backing up my data, which might be the
> least-stimulating thing a person does on a computer. I have collected the
> images from usenet concerning the junior senator from new york and placed
> them in a file. I would like to rename them en masse.
> So how do I get this thing done?
why reinventing the wheel?
use a freeware, like
http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php
...and there are many others! Ask Dr. Google!
Ron Ford
> Ron Ford wrote:
>> [4 quoted lines suppressed]
> [...]
>> [1 quoted line suppressed]
>
> why reinventing the wheel?
> use a freeware, like
> http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php
>
> ...and there are many others! Ask Dr. Google!
Bravo, M!
The download is 800k from people who look trustworthy and competent. It
took about ten minutes of fiddling to get it right. What you realize is
that the files aren't going anywhere, so if you don't get it right on the
first try, try again.
I told it to take off the first fifty characters, add hillary as a prefix,
and a number as a suffix. Voila: http://zaxfuuq.net/fortran196918.jpg
--
Ron Ford
"It beggars belief that people accuse the Clintons of raiding the treasury
during this neocon cabal."