How to write a murder-program in C ???
Ed Zagmoon
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
But, how can I write such a deadly program?
I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.
Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
santosh
Easy, just keep invoking undefined behaviour. Sooner or later your
"Hamlet" is bound to be realised, though it may not be to your liking.
Miles Davis
Chris Johnson
Sorry, we don't do homework for you.
Please consult the FAQ.
Santosh Nayak
You have posted in the wrong group.
The correct group is as follows:
alt.society.mental-health
(http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.society.mental-health/topics?lnk=srg)
dco...@connx.com
You have to use PASM for that.
Random832
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
> that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
> overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
You might find the information you need in the comp.basilisk FAQ.
Random832
> that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
> overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
You might find the information you need in the comp.basilisk FAQ.
See
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.lclogic.com/comp.basilisk.faq.html
Frederick Gotham
Here's an excerpt from a Borland compiler manual that might aid you:
7 Hz is the resonant frequency of a
chicken's skull cavity. This was determined
empirically in Australia, where a new factory
generating 7-Hz tones was located too close to a
chicken ranch: When the factory started up, all the
chickens died.
Your PC may not be able to emit a 7-Hz tone.
--
Frederick Gotham
Spiros Bousbouras
> I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
> that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
> overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
>
> But, how can I write such a deadly program?
The C standard has no provision for creating graphics so
you cannot achieve your goal using standard C. I recommend
asking the same question on a newsgroup which deals with
your platform.
Ben Pfaff
> I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
> that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
> overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
C is the wrong programming language for this task. You want to
write your program in Flash.
--
Ben Pfaff
email: b...@cs.stanford.edu
web: http://benpfaff.org
Gordon Burditt
Run just about any newbie C program on a DeathStation 9000.
In particular, look for code containing stuff like "void main"
and "fflush(stdin)" and "i = i++ + ++i;".
>that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
>overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
Any decent newsreader for USENET will do that. You'd have much
better luck having the program launch nuclear missiles.
>But, how can I write such a deadly program?
>I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
>I don't want to be captured by the cops.
In that case, I suggest you BECOME a cop.
Charlton Wilbur
BP> "Ed Zagmoon" <sparta...@yahoo.com> writes:
>> I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
>> that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
>> overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
BP> C is the wrong programming language for this task. You want
BP> to write your program in Flash.
Flash, and brain-dead people. Correlation, or causation?
Charlton
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Richard Heathfield
Spiros Bousbouras said:
> Ed Zagmoon wrote:
>> I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
>> that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
>> overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
>>
>> But, how can I write such a deadly program?
>
> The C standard has no provision for creating graphics
That isn't exactly true. I've created (and edited) graphics images (.bmp
format) using clc-conforming C[1]. It is even possible to /display/
graphics using standard C if you're content with text art. :-)
[1] ...by which I mean that it could probably be nit-picked, but not very
much...
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Zara
..or president of US, Israel...
sunny
screen
and user will do suicide for using it.
sunny
screen
and user will do suicide for using it.
goose
> I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
> that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
> overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
>
> But, how can I write such a deadly program?
>
> I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
> I don't want to be captured by the cops.
>
Pardon my ignorance, but just how do you intend to test it?
bash> gcc -o murder murder.c
bash> ./murder
<BZZZZZZZZZTT>
...
<sound of lifeless body hitting the floor>
> Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
But will you *haunt* me?
goose,
the in-the-struct-able
Frederick Gotham
> Just DO Simple C programming in WINDOWS OS, u often see (BLUE) flash
> screen
> and user will do suicide for using it.
It's quite easy to get the blue screen up:
int main(void)
{
*(int*)7492 = 5;
}
You might even say that the behaviour is perfectly well defined on Windows.
--
Frederick Gotham
goose
Frederick Gotham wrote:
>
> It's quite easy to get the blue screen up:
>
> int main(void)
> {
> *(int*)7492 = 5;
> }
>
I may be way off base here, but I doubt that that will produce
a blue-screen-of-death on any nt-based windows (NT, 2k, 2k3, XP).
Unless, of course, there is something remarkable about that particular
address.
goose,
jaysome
<fgot...@SPAM.com> wrote:
>sunny:
>
>> Just DO Simple C programming in WINDOWS OS, u often see (BLUE) flash
>> screen
>> and user will do suicide for using it.
>
>
>It's quite easy to get the blue screen up:
Wrong.
> int main(void)
> {
> *(int*)7492 = 5;
> }
>
>You might even say that the behaviour is perfectly well defined on Windows.
It *is* perfectly well defined. On Windows 95/98/ME/NT/2K/XP/VISTA,
you will not get a blue screen. Instead (at least with Microsoft
VC++), you will get an error message box containing cordially worded
verbage to the effect that the program committed an illegal operation.
With Windows XP, the dialog box contains a button labeled "Send Error
Report" (to Microsoft). I've always wondered what information it would
send and what Microsoft would do with it, for programs like the above.
Best regards
--
jay
Peter Shaggy Haywood
21:14:49 -0800 in comp.lang.c.
How to write a murder-program in C ???'s a bad trip! Dig it!
>I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
>that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
>overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
Oh hell! Just use a gun like everyone else.
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matevzb
<snip>
> >It's quite easy to get the blue screen up:
>
> Wrong.
>
> > int main(void)
> > {
> > *(int*)7492 = 5;
> > }
> >
> >You might even say that the behaviour is perfectly well defined on Windows.
>
> It *is* perfectly well defined. On Windows 95/98/ME/NT/2K/XP/VISTA,
> you will not get a blue screen. Instead (at least with Microsoft
> VC++), you will get an error message box containing cordially worded
> verbage to the effect that the program committed an illegal operation.
>
Indeed, but this one used to do the trick on all Windows (not sure
about XP and 2003):
#include <stdio.h>
int
main (void)
{
for(int i=1; i<10; i++)
printf("\t\t\b\b\b\b\b\b");
}
--
WYCIWYG - what you C is what you get
Dave Thompson
wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:11:55 GMT, Frederick Gotham
> <fgot...@SPAM.com> wrote:
> > *(int*)7492 = 5;
> With Windows XP, the dialog box contains a button labeled "Send Error
> Report" (to Microsoft). I've always wondered what information it would
Not if disabled or suitably restricted under [Settings /] ControlPanel
/ System (or MyComputer Properties) / Advanced / Error Reporting.
> send and what Microsoft would do with it, for programs like the above.
>
Wouldn't you like to know? <G>
- David.Thompson1 at worldnet.att.net