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Mr Flibble
Jun 14, 2020, 7:58:30 PM6/14/20
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Apparently you shouldn't prick your sausages. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
/Flibble
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/Flibble
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"Snakes didn't evolve, instead talking snakes with legs changed into snakes." - Rick C. Hodgin
“You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.” – Ricky Gervais
“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn’t believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.” – Ricky Gervais
"Suppose it's all true, and you walk up to the pearly gates, and are confronted by God," Byrne asked on his show The Meaning of Life. "What will Stephen Fry say to him, her, or it?"
"I'd say, bone cancer in children? What's that about?" Fry replied.
"How dare you? How dare you create a world to which there is such misery that is not our fault. It's not right, it's utterly, utterly evil."
"Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid God who creates a world that is so full of injustice and pain. That's what I would say."
Chris M. Thomasson
Jun 14, 2020, 8:34:49 PM6/14/20
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On 6/14/2020 4:58 PM, Mr Flibble wrote:
> Apparently you shouldn't prick your sausages. I've been doing it wrong
> all these years.
If you prick them, then all of the juices will most likely leak out
> Apparently you shouldn't prick your sausages. I've been doing it wrong
> all these years.
during the cooking process: they will probably dry out.
seeplus
Jun 14, 2020, 9:38:04 PM6/14/20
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On Monday, June 15, 2020 at 9:58:30 AM UTC+10, Mr Flibble wrote:
> Apparently you shouldn't prick your sausages. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
>
> /Flibble
Been more of a prick for my 65 years of cooking.
> Apparently you shouldn't prick your sausages. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
>
> /Flibble
(tradition || let_fat_out)
{
YouLiveLonger();
}
Mike Terry
Jun 14, 2020, 11:59:24 PM6/14/20
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On 15/06/2020 00:58, Mr Flibble wrote:
> Apparently you shouldn't prick your sausages. I've been doing it wrong
> all these years.
>
> /Flibble
>
My mum said I had to do it otherwise they'd split! But maybe that was
> Apparently you shouldn't prick your sausages. I've been doing it wrong
> all these years.
>
> /Flibble
>
just a problem solved with the modern technology of artificial sausage
skins?
I'm really not up to date on modern cookery - I only realised recently
that nowadays cans of soup have ring-pull lids, sort of like coke cans.
(Thanks coronavirus...) I'd been keeping my can-openers safe in my
kitchen drawer all these years for nothing!
Mike.
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